Sep 11 2008Sarah McLachlan and her husband split

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I didn't think she was into men.

huh....

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everyone posting after me is a homo curry eater

I predict a new album coming out soon

her husband is a terrorist ...? I guess he'll need a new job

GETOUTAHERE: two weasels in person!!

Can I come on her ass now?

wow what a shock,,,gween stephanie, ashley simpson, ect. they all started to bang someone from their band,,,they all moved on to more prominent dudes.

Their lipstick almost matches.

Oh, and he looks like a character from "The Muppets Take United 93".

What a coincidence, she is singing Black and White on Pandora right now.
I need a prozac..

frist you ever shut up?

Conflicting careers.

One was concentrating on music, the other on running the 7-11.

who let the retarded lion type??

OMG! This is big, big news.

Sarah McLachlan has been a stable power house artist, both lyrically and musically through the years. From her first video Into the Fire, she's shown just how talented she is.

Anyone remember Lilith Fair? Media heads claimed no one would go see an all women tour and BOOM, it's sold out everywhere and was the hottest show in town.

Her voice is soothing and with a new album on the horizon, expect more lyrical genius to erupt from this magical woman.

My heart goes out to you Sarah but I also know your next album and what emotional roller coaster ride you put us on after this event in your life will slam up hard.

Randal

KANYE WEST LED AWAY FROM LAX IN HANDCUFFS

HAHAHAHA...Hope they give him the Rodney King Treatment

Sarah single? I'd hit that.

She's married? I love her... But her hubby looks like that M. Night Skylasfedjgitghfn dude that made Sixth Sense.... And a little like a rapist or something.
Sorry Sarah Mchsesefsedfsef.... That's if you even care that you're getting divorced

Dude.....are you for fucking real? "a stable power house artist, both lyrically and musically."

Tool, much?

Apparently he got tired of hearing all the songs about how evil his penis is.

Veggi=curious about roughness

Good for her, her soon-to-be-ex looks like a fucking douchebag.

rough daddy = curious about what a woman feels like

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, #20!!!! Niiice.

Oh and Randal, you're still a raging faggot... Maybe you and Sarah Mclshesisdjsioese lipstick wearing ex- terrorist hubby can exchange numbers and die together somewhere.
You don't even have to give me ANY credit for bringing you lovely 2-some together

So now we know who's going to be lapping at Anne Hathaway's newly semen-free tuna mound...

#15-You need some Midol.

What a bitch,Randal.Really.

"I'm not gonna say anything except 'gross'"?

Hahahahhaha.

Lady, thy words doth convey much. I am guessing he pooped his pants.

Keep dreaming tricky frist,,, and stop passing yourself as a woman! its not working!

Randal - I think she is a good musician also - but JESUS! Butch up, dude!

rough daddy. You need to uncross your eyes and put the retard sandwich down when you type..

rough daddy needs to uncross his LEGS when he types, and put down that Virginia Slim 120... daddy forgot the KY this morning?

I see youre in a tough predicament veggi, there no vacination against stupidity...btw can you come up with something less lame, and stop being repetitive?

I suppose she got some new glasses and got a good look at his face for the first time - "Yuck. I want a divorce". He looks like a cartoon character.

wow minniememe? so many clowns, not enough circuses huh?

Rough daddy, leave it to you to try to find a cure for stupidity. Poor thing..

thats right, youll be the first one inline! now post your pic or stop wasting my time!!!!

God, I hate animals.

Will she still do Lesbianpalooza?

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"I predict a new album coming out soon"

"I predict a new album coming out soon"

way to predict something that is blatantly stated in the first sentence of the article.. you're a regular miss cleo

Damn gross! Granola dumb dumb. Too bad it took her 11 yrs to figure it out. These granolas always want to sample the exotic, somehow believing it's better due solely to the fact that it's different. In the end, they get a rude awakening when they discover it only gives them heart-burn and diarrhea.
However, better late than never. Glad she finally got rid of the turd. Sent him floating down the Ganges.

#22.....you made me fucking laugh out fucking loud....thanks.....I saw these 2 shopping for groceries near my house in Victoria. I thought he was there to take her bags to her Range Rover Sport. Then I saw him driving away with her and I had proof that scary looking motherfuckers, in the right place at the right time, do get laid....now she will munch carpet and he will embrace mediocrity or drum for The Crash Test Dummies. If they are around.

#22.....you made me fucking laugh out fucking loud....thanks.....I saw these 2 shopping for groceries near my house in Victoria. I thought he was there to take her bags to her Range Rover Sport. Then I saw him driving away with her and I had proof that scary looking motherfuckers, in the right place at the right time, do get laid....now she will munch carpet and he will embrace mediocrity or drum for The Crash Test Dummies. If they are around.

Hey Jack, I live in Victoria, too. Small world.

#41...k, so I skimmed over that part...my bad...

K - cool!

Fernwood. I have a house on Scott......

Fort and Foul Bay Safeway....that is where they were....I am sure they must hit the organic market on Douglas as well...or did hit...when they were together....

Haha, whoever is making "terrorist" comments. Do you know what a "Hindu" is? So predictable...

of course frist, this is news to you now? youre missing a few screws....

That guy looks like a serial killer...

She's married? To a man?? I seriously (no joke) thought she was a lesbian. I've got to read US Weekly more often.

But why? He's so hot....ahahahahaha. Maybe when she said "pretty gross" she meant she finally took off her blinders and took a good look at that mug; good god!

Somethings you should never outsource, like this

Damn, I thought she was a dyke. Now I find out not only was she married, but she was married to a sand nigger? Damn. Oh, VOTE OBAMA!

Good to know the racist bigots are making an appearance on this thread.

#55,

Dude, who gives a shit what posters say anonymously about Sarah McLachlan's ex on a message board on an entertainment blog dedicated to making fun of famous people? There are far greater racial injustices going on in the world. Go apply your righteous indignation where it might actually make a difference. You know, like in one of "those neighborhoods" where even YOU won't go at night.

1st thing that dude has the crazy eyes never marry anyone with the crazy eyes, he kinda reminds of that runaway bribe with the bug eyes awhile back what's her name... "Jennifer Wilbanks". 2nd divorce granted on the grounds he looks like he's about to kill, eat, and then skull rape (in that order) however is taking that picture above!

What's the female's equivalent of a "beard"?

When her first videos came out, I was convinced she could be 'converted back' to being hetero, maybe even I was the right man for the job, in the meantime she was having a couple of kids with this guy. Who would've guessed.

Do female lead singers often have affairs/marriages with their drummers? Why is it their drummers? Is the bumper sticker true?

I usually skip over the posts where people bash each other in the forum itself, intensely painfully, boring and gets in the way of reading the "real" entries, but for some reason the back-and-forth insults in this one have been mildly amusing.

He looks like a lesbian who had a sex change or a fag. She must be buttfucking him with a strap on......ha ha ha

That dude is like a deer in headlights. I wonder if he knew it was a camera pointed at him and not a gun?

What the fuck was she thinking when she married this douchebag? And how does it drag on for 11 years? Staying together for the kids or the band? Just doesn't make sense.

Maybe there's some lame religious crap like scientology or christianity or islam involved. Religion always involves mental disorders.

And someone implied that since he's indian he can't be a terrorist. What planet are you from? You never heard of the IEDs and bombings in India, Pakistan and Bangladesh? Apparently you don't keep up with world events. The events in your little podunk county are probably overwhelming you.

Jack, we're in the Quadra/McKenzie area. I hear that Sarah and fam have a place in Tofino, and spend lots of time up there. I guess she'll be doing that alone from now on. Hope she had a pre-nup!!

I'm not sure how any musician is able to stay faithful. We'll fuck not-so-famous bands as long as they impress us with their playing of their instruments ;) Imagine the amount of groupies both McLachlan and her ex were getting on tour. A lot of temptation... very hot... but not so great for keeping interested in a relationship.

KT Tunstall had better watch out, she just married her drummer;

http://www.musicnewsnet.com/2008/09/singer-kt-tunst.html

this wouldn't be interesting to me at all, except i cant get over the fact her husband looks freaking scary. seriously, whats going on here? I want to look away but somehow i can't....

Sarah's hot! I'd eat her pussy with a spoon!

Separating? Terrified to talk about it? I can't imagine why, based on the photo. And no, that isn't 'profiling' -- if anyone else was giving an innocent camera that kind of look, I'd say the same thing. By the way, dude, Colin Hay called -- he wants his manic glare back.

As to her expression, if I had to care, I'd say it could be some kind of self-hypnosis. You know, better to smile than scream, that sort of thing.

Or... He's an avid student of Franz Mesmer, and she was his first subject. That explains both expressions. He just forgot to keep her under, which explains the separation. The three main features of the post, explained with one theory.

My guess, when the photo was taken, instead of saying "Say Cheese", Sarah blurted out "Ash, leaving you and taking this fine white ass on the road, Buh Bye!"

No, wait something shorter, "Divorce court!"

At least in the future, he can play a little song on his ipod called "I Will Remember You"

Husband? He looks like he should be selling her a green hotdog and a smoothie.

I thought Sarah Mclaughlan was gay. Did I miss something?

Wow! I guess I must be out of the loop. This kind of announcement is made and these are the comments?? Why is everyone so bitter and racist? I guess I have been living under a rock.It's a good thing all of you aren't put under the same scrutiny these people are.