Sep 16 2008MEGAN FOX IN A BIKINI (Insert fireworks here)

I'd buy that for a dollar!

The next angelina. She's smokin hot

This one of the best posts here known to date. FTW!!

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Plumpers and gay people start your engines.

her boobs are so fucking far apart. and she's way too up herself - you should listen to her talk. beautiful, but completely arrogant.

her breasts are really, really far apart.

ah... nice visual of me spooging all over her face comes when looking at pic 2

her boobs are waaaayyy to far apart !!

She's very beautifull, but that stupid story seems staged. I heard it on E last night. Why is she trying to be the new Angelina so hard? Trying to be soooo sensuous and sexual. It's not working for me.

She needs better implants too.

Why is her face a different colour to the rest of her body? Also, her head is way to big for that Thai ladyboy body of hers...

this woman is just beautiful.

Looks like a shop

She looks dirty.

I love dirty.

hmmm...anyone need a tent pitching?

I find this girl really really annoying. I don't get what ANYONE sees in her at all. She's pretty, yes. But drop dead beautiful? HELL NO. She's an average looking girl who just looks like she tries much. There's too much "I'm flawlessly hot" attitude about her.
Her blue eyes don't go with her body, if that makes any sense. She looks like she's a bit cock-eyes and her eye-brows are just too DARK.
I can't stand Angie Ho-lie, but this wanna-be lesbian skank is in NO WAY the next Holie. She's just another hoe on her own who's getting movie roles based on how many producers her "nobody" boyfriend B.A.G can make her sleep with

talk about a makeup whore...her face is so freakin white compared to her body.

This is the only person that would make me vote for Barack Obama. She'd have to let me hit it for a week though.

She's slightly-above-average-looking.
Seems like her facial expression never changes.
And her boobs ARE too far apart (White bikini. Picture #2).
Weird.

DAYUM.....

I would destroy that. OMG....

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i think she's a smokin hot, but who the hell did her make up! that person should be fired immediately. ever heard of matching the face to the neck?! way to mess up a perfectly good photo shoot.

on second thought, i take that back...the color is so horrible, it looks like it's a bad photoshop. face too light, head too big, and i don't think megan's actual boobs look like that. who's body is that and can we not see it again, please? get the real megan fox in a bikini. remember those pics that were posted of her coming out of a lake with the pasties on? yeah, this is NOT her actual body.

She's hot enough, in a take me I'm hot and slutty way. But she radiates no intelligence, either in pics or in interviews, and she's a pretty much lame-o actress. So I think the career, such as it is, isn't going to extend much further than b-movies and the occasional "hottest girl alive" spread in Maxim.

The next Angelina Jolie? Not a chance. Jolie may be impossibly full of herself and half crazy, but she's actually a decent actress and (by Hollywood standards) reasonably intelligent (an intelligence that seems to manifest itself in both pics and interviews).

In other words: Megan Fox is a one night stand and you're done. Angelina Jolie maybe a week, and then you'll watch fondly from the distance as she moves on.

her face is rough

That fake orange tan is bad.

what a wonderfull world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

As a straight female I would have to say she looks INCREDIBLE. I don't care for pic #2 though on the top but, I like the last picture. I look forward to seeing her in more film, hopefully she will learn to increase the glamour in her photo shoots ala Charlize Theron & Monica Bellucci...she is way too beautiful for plain bikini shots IMHO.

Holy bad photoshop Batman!!! They didn't even put one of her tats in on the second pic...

Why does she look like a man?

She looks like if Angelina Jolie and Lindsay Lohan had a trashy(er) love child.
I have freckles too, but i know how to make it look like my head is attached to my body.

I wish I was young again and to be that beautuful as opposed to the "last call for drinks pickup girl" that I have always been.

ummm so she gets lip injections and now shes the next angelina? wtf.. she still looks hot though...

@21 i remember those pasties.
Which is why megan fox in a bikini just doesn't cut it. It's like going to the grocery store after you eat dinner.

She looks ugly in these pictures but beautiful in "Transformers." This photographer is really a piece of shit!

Really bad photography and yes her boobs look kind of weird especially pic #2

She looks pretty anorexic in that one of her coming out of the water....

photoshopped.

that made my day

...But I'll still picture her when i run on the treadmill later. this site has helped me lose 10 pounds!

Her boobs remind me of my people in the 50's: SEPARATE, NOT EQUAL.

I'm surprised the entire quote wasn't put in there, it just gets more bizzare:

"Look, I'm not a lesbian," said Fox. "I just think that all humans are born with the ability to be attracted to both sexes. I mean, I could see myself in a relationship with a girl -- Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She's mesmerizing. And lately I've been obsessed with Jenna Jameson, but ... oh boy."

http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/Movies/09/16/people.megan.fox.ap/index.html

She looka like a man.

anybody find it less than appealing that she is with David Silver?

Make a movie with me Megan. All my friends know I've got love to spare. Keep my love out of your eyes though. Pink eye looks bad in High Def.

Yep - She sure is

Are her boobs trying to hide under her armpits?

What the hell is wrong with her face?

I've seen her in real life. She lives in my hood. She is this hot. Period.

she is gorgeous, no doubt.

BUT

i am SO annoyed with her blatant attempt to spew out whatever bs she thinks she needs to make men want her. it's so phony!! so predictable... like "what do men want to hear?" ... they want to hear that i am obsessed with sex and that i'm a bisexual and that i dated a stripper.... PLEASE.

plus... she has fat arms.

i can tell she is trying to hide it with her poses, but they're there. arms too fat for the rest of her body.

This bitch suffers from a severe, untreatable case of "trying way too hard to be Angelina Jolie"

she needs to be cloned.

Pretend lesbians are the worst. If you don't live to bury your face in pussy, you're not a lesbian. Shut the fuck up about all the rest of it.

bitch looks haggard for 22

I think those actually real boobs. Go figure.

All this "lipstick lesbian" stuff is cooked up and written in PR meetings. I know a few people who work in celebrity publicity, and they sit around looking at the audience for their clients and dream up how to stir their interest. I wouldn't be surprised if all this was written for her.

That bitch is so botoxed up and collagen enhanced that she looks like something in the fucking wax museum. She's not hot.

She's had a nose job, lip injections and CLEARLY small implants, you can tell they are fake, she has such a small chest wall that only small ones would fit but it's hella obvious that she was VERY flat once upon a time.

You have to be a real fucking dummy to "decide" that ur in love with a woman just for spite, I hate megan fox why can't she just die already, please make her die in Transformers 2

Looks like her face was photoshopped, oh and +1 on the whole her dying thing.

It's hilarious to me how people can pick her apart and find things ugly about her...as IF. She's gorgeous and you know it.

Something about her just screams porn star. No class at all, and that is unattractive.

completely photoshopped

I agree. This cheap knockoff will be doing porn before she's 30 and be washed up by 32. Know it.

Can I please ask that in the future, all somewhat hot 20 somethings STOP putting tattoos bigger than a quarter in areas where we can see them? That Marilyn Monroe thing SO kept me from enjoying those photos.

so fugging bugly,
plastiqueish

i think she looks greasy. white trash whore. one of the comments "good for a one night stand" is right. honestly i don't see the big deal and i hate how she goes overboard on the trying to be sexy thing...telling stories about being in love with a woman and having a libido of a 15 year old boy. ohhhh that makes you soooo hot - now everyone is going to waaaaaaaaannnnnnnnt you. whatever - what a loser. hopefully her 15 minutes are up soon. and yeah - take the lip injections, implants and nose job away and she's below average. those things just made her average. next...

See, this is clear evidence that God loves us.

A lot!

I'd hit it. Full force.

I'll admit it, I got extremely excited when I read the header of this article...I think Fox is gorgeous...but these pics don't really do her justice? They make her look kind of cheap...sort of..mmm...how do I put this...just out of high school trashy beautiful? She tans way too much, make up is way over done, all of her expressions are the same...like she knows what she's doing but the rest of the world knows she doesn't? Sort of like that...if it makes any sense. Better luck next time, Ms. Fox! And thanks for the post, Mr. Superficial :).

Fake eye color with contacts? Check. Fake small implants? check. Fake lips? Double check. Fake eyelashes? check. Anything real on this vapid cunt?

It's so beautiful... they should have sent a poet.

Um....does nobody see how fake those are? The dark blue bikini ones are OBVIOUSLY FAKE!!

Oh and don't use 'what about her tattoo's??' as an excuse, because it's not hard to fake them.

xoxo

She'll look like Jordan in 2 years. Trust me on this one.

All face, NO BODY! Girl weighs like 5 pounds!

She seems like a total cunt too.

Don't really judge women too much, but Im not a fan of makeup at all.

And she wants to do Olivia Wilde and Jenna Jameson. Excuse me (zip).

I think the most shocking part of all this is in a part of the AP story that wasn't quoted here. And that is that Megan Fox is engaged to Brian Austin Green. For serious:

http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5gTxzd5fIq8sS7iJHRKljdwgmE8-gD937JJO00

Meh. Just another skinny celebrity with fake boobs.

@31- If you keep up with this shit at all, you would know that every move this girl makes is a maneuver from the Angelina Jolie playbook. Her poses, her tats, her mouth, now she was a lesbo.

Kind of reminds me of Christina Aguilera. That girl will never own her own look.

@31- If you keep up with this shit at all, you would know that every move this girl makes is a maneuver from the Angelina Jolie playbook. Her poses, her tats, her mouth, now she was a lesbo.

Kind of reminds me of Christina Aguilera. That girl will never own her own look.

Wow...my penis just exploded. In a good way. :)

what's with the "skinny" comments? she's not skinny. she's not fat, but her arms are too thick for her body.

Oh she's staggeringly gorgeous, there's no doubt about that. However, it's true; the whole interview sounds like she's jumping on this sensual-bisexual bandwagon for publicity's sake. I don't know if I'm buying it.

Reminder: She has "Brian" as in Brian Austin Green aka that douche from 90210 who tried to rap tattooed on her abdomen

That ought to sum her up pretty well.

Even with all the photoshop I can see sun spots on her body.
She'll be leather in 5 more years.

A Russian stripper named Nikita?

She is so full of shit.

She looks like she needs a cookie

Oh, wow "small implants" are now not too "crazy"!

No, those are her eyes. Paris Hilton wears coloured contacts. Hers are all-natural.

Overrated! She really isn't all that attractive.

I'm just waiting to which old fart she'll inevitably be dating, like every cliche starlet Maxim covergirl. Anyone want to place bets? Mine's on Jack Nicholson.

Who wrote that novella on her left side in picture 6?

You think she's making it up...but why? I agree 100% with what she said in the interview. About not being a lesbian, but still being attracted to women. Huge difference, and she gets it.

Nakita however, may a fib. If she isn't however, better believe we start reading about Nakita in a few months on the Superficial. See, anyone can become famous!!!

You think she's making it up...but why? I agree 100% with what she said in the interview. About not being a lesbian, but still being attracted to women. Huge difference, and she gets it.

Nakita however, may be a fib. If she isn't however, better believe we start reading about Nakita in a few months on the Superficial. See, anyone can become famous!!!

Save your money, girl. Remember MC Hammer!

I love the emergence of Hollywood lesbianism. I can only wish it catches on at the local bar scene. My girlfriend needs to bring me another plaything.

I'm flat chested and would like to get a boob job, but after looking at these pictures I'm scared and afraid, very, very afraid. What if I come out all deformed like Megan Whats-her-name, and then I'll want to ....

post op tranny.

i dont see how, ph7,your imaginary girlfriend could bring you another "plaything". only you can hear those voices in your head. you do know that right?

Shes PeRfEcTi0n!!! Her b00bs are REAL, and thats why they are spread apart. I have 32 DD's (natural) and they sit that way in a bikini without a built in bra, you ignorant-jealous baffoons! Her make-up is stunning, and she makes a great model..and a seriously talented actress. KUDOS to her. I'd love to see her in a movie as Angelina Jolies daughter..and lets throw Mila Kunis in there t00. Those women would be great in a bio-flick for Jolie.

FIRSTEST!!!!!

WTF ??? THIS IS ALL FAKE.... SHE IS MUCH MORE BETTER THAN THIS

XOXO

Do you all really like bashing celebs online? I mean, to what purpose? She wouldn't care, to be honest, and you all end up sounding like cranky old men/women or jealous whiners. She's gorgeous, the makeup artist for this shoot just did a bad job. And as for her boobs: have any of you seen real boobs?? Most sit like that. No one has perfect boobs and it's stupid to complain about it. Don't look if you don't like it.

Fake lesbian who's got a spray-on tan and is trying way too hard and looks about 10 years older than she is. All she's missing is her ronson.

She's fake
Fake nose
Fake lips
Go look at pictures of her before surgery
Not so smoking.

Take Angelina Jolie, send her back in time 10 years, and then, tragically, add a big dose of Miley Cyrus. Presto! you just made a Megan Fox!

These pics look like something you'd see on a porn movie/mag cover. In fact, she looks like a porn star, not a credible actress....I agree with a lot of other comments on here, this chick is trying incredibly hard to be something she just isn't and she does come off as void of cognitive processes in her interviews....the only reason she ever gets cast is for her looks and that's only going to take her so far as an actress.

Something is terrrrribly wrong with these pictures.... her head is too big for her body in the blue bikini and her bodies skin colour compared to her face is completely OFF. Bubba Gump is CONFIZZZLED!!!!!!!!!!!!

REAL BOOBS DON'T DO THIS:

http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/megan_boulders.jpg

This girl has many flaws that only became worse since she started the plastic surgery procedures. My blowup doll is all natural and perfect in every way.

Megan Fox in a real-life lesbian scenario....there is a God.

I think that upon reading this and getting the image in your head, if you are a guy and the front of your jeans do not explode in ecstasy, you are either dead or gay.

( no offense to those of the homosexual persuasion, or those that are dead).

where is my lotion?

I just read her interview, and realized that she shouldn't talk, ever. She should just smile wave, and look pretty. Talking is bad for her career.

doe anyone know??

she got implants!!!!

this is her new LOOK!!!

check the sources.

shes a criminal...criminal are HOTTT!!!!

does anyone know??

she got implants!!!!

this is her new LOOK!!!

check the sources.

Americans still aren't used to HOT bodies?
...............COME TO EUROPE, folks!!

Well sure she looks good, she's only 18! Wait'll she gets older and loses it all, and believe me she will. And everyone here who thinks she's hot, don't start throwing things at me, I gotta be the one to give you the reality check! She'll be looking like leathery, weathered Pam in time, let's just hope she takes care of herself better than the BayWatchBag did. As far as that bullshit stripper Nikita story, that's exactly what it is--bullshit. I don't believe it for a second. I can smell the stink of BS coming off that story from a mile away!!!

She's not 18, she's 22.

#118, Whatfuckingever, whether she's 18 or 22, my comment and opinion remains the same.

*Yawn*. Boring... She looks like a typical. phony, vanilla, Hollywood snatch to me. Post some pics of Justine Joli; then I would be truly impressed!

Hah, you can totally tell she smokes. gawd she looks frickin 30

She doesnt look the soft porn lesbo sensual style to me

i can't believe she's 22...she looks close to 30.

and i love the huge, dark, caterpillar eyebrows...awesome!

/she's hot for your local mall

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9Pvyu7fZQY&feature=related

this video is from when she was in hope and faith.
she's talking about her favourite disney princess and wanting justin timberlake for christmas.

she was in hope and faith in from 2004-2006. meaning she'd about 18 or 19 here.
she sure doesn't appear to be the kind of girl who'd be in love with a female stripper.
just kinda dumb.

and now she's trying to come across all edgy... she's about as edgy as a satsuma.

don't get me wrong, i think she is gorgeous, (besides the eyebrows and the acne she covers with too much makeup) just trying a tad too hard.

please excuse the typos.

i meant "she was in hope and faith from 2004-2006. meaning she'd BE about 18 or 19 here."

She's VERY hot, not doubt about that, but....I get this feeling that's she just a wannabe, she seems to be trying very hard to be sexy and badass, like Angelina Jolie, to the point that she claims to be a Lesbian, even though no one really ask (!!!), and how timely too because lesbian is a trend now, (see lindsay, katy perry, tila tequila), she's also cover herself with tattoos, much like angie! I personally don't find her even at the same level with Angelina Jolie

These pictures are weirding me out.

All the pictures with the red background look very wrong. And creepy.

Anyone else think she looks like a Fembot in these photos?

Anywho...
-Love her face, but not in these photos.
-Hate her tattoos.
-Wish her body had more feminine curves.
-These photos of her are terrible.

First saw her in "Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen", a few years ago. I was like, "Wow, she has a really pretty face. Who is that?" Been enjoying her beauty ever since.

Here are some photos of her, sans creepiness:

http://www.imdb.com/media/rm1669242112/nm1083271

Enjoy! =]

yawn.........
nice zombie head

where is the next post mr fish
please

THIS AND MTV CLOSING THE SAME DAY??!!

***FATHER!! I SEE THE LIGHT!!***

http://theoldarcade.blogspot.com/2008/09/mtvs-trl-to-call-it-quits-god-finally.html

anyone wondering why these pics are only showing her upper body..?

I assume her ass resembles a sheet of plywood since all pics of it were voided....

Overrated.

not attractive and can't act.

the human lollipop,,,how did brian austin green land that piece!!!!

She's like a bad angelina jolie impersonater. pretty , but in a very porn star sort of way

Crazy tattoos or not, she can get it all day every day. Megan Fox is smokin' hot.

Um, why in Hades' hell was this moved up? Like we didn't see her fake ass posted up on the website yesterday Fish
You're slipping Ninja dude... Knock the BS off

yum yum

I've never seen the appeal with this chick. She looks like a highly diseased hooker. She doesn't have an ounce on intelligence. And again... fake ass tits.

She does look like she'd let you slip it in her ass though. That might be why you pigs, I mean guys, like her. Ass to you fellas = happiness.

Um....that head is not going with that body....or am I just hatin' that much? Definitely looks shopped, but what do I know?

I like to come here to read the all the posts written by fags and ugly fat chicks.

Keep up the good work, queers and hags.

no but in all honesty the photographer should think twice about his/her career. Maybe the magazine is going through some financial crisis and they hired a 10 year old to take the pictures and a 12 year old to photoshop them. I could take better pics with my digital camera. I've seen her in person and shes pretty, not GORGEOUS, but pretty. My interpretation of Gorgeous is totally different.

She's pretty, but something about her is not. I' m not hattin' I just think maybe the orange skin and scraggly hair make her look not so hot! Other than that she has nice eyes and a pretty face... NEXT!!!

I would like to know who you guys consider pretty or hot...all these beautiful girls on this website are always trashed...just once I would like to know who the average guy thinks is something!

I've never described a hot chick as boring. But she is quite possibly the most boring woman ever. You're hot..okay, we get it, what else can you do? Besides obviously fucking directors and casting agents?

Ummm, she definitely got a stripper face....
No doubt about that....lol

Whats with GQ and making women look like drooling retards http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2008/09/0916%20Megan%20Fox%20bikini/gallery_main/gallery_main-0916_megan_fox_bikini_01.jpg They did the same damn thing to Jessica Alba and that was the only unattractive photo ive ever seen of Ms Alba. Damn you GQ, you need to fire all your staff.

"I personally don't find her even at the same level with Angelina Jolie"

Angelina Jolie IS Angelina Jolie ... SHE TOO TRASHY LOOKING TO REPLACE HER.

getting all the same places tattoos... saying all the same things PLEASEEEE shes trying TOOOOO hard to be jolie!

WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO SEE YOUR NAME ALWAYS ATTACTHED TO SOMEONE ELSES?

IS IT CUZ NO ONE WOULD GIVE A FLYING FUCK ABOUT HER IF SHE DIDNT TRY AS HARD?

Her face is a different color from her body because the photographer used a direct flash on her.

JUST LOOKING AT HER MAKES ME SO WET.
hottest female I have EVER seen.
jesus!

I agree. Minus the tattoos though

Over-rated. Consider her choice in men. Oh, when will they announce Brian and the other male losers from Beverly Hills 90210 rejoining the cast of the current goof-ball remake now the door's open for the 'return of Dylan?'

Like Tyra Banks said, "there's only one Angelina Jolie" and Megan Fox is not her 2nd coming.

Barbie alive...man I am so jealous

Barbie alive...man I am so jealous

Her face is 3 shades lighter than the rest. She walks around looking like a human photoshop.

she is so hot but why did they leave her face a different colour to her body?

Normally she's a sexy, beautiful-looking girl, but that's a REALLY unflattering picture. Her breasts look so gross. :-X

She really needs to stop showing off her busted up body. She has extremely attractive eyes and face, but that's it. Replace her eyes with shit brown ones and she would just be another Shauna Sands type of chick.

Worship the mediocrity

That photographer should be fired. She looks terribly done up!! She's quite pretty,but looks really shallow..like her only purpose on life is to look hot in photos and give it up once in awhile..

Are we sure this is photoshopped?

BOOBS too far APART?As long as they are in the same room that she's in........

BOOBS too far APART?As long as they are in the same room that she's in........

It appears that Melissa-the latent lesbian-doesn't get any good cock.She is sooooo JEALOUS!
Roop!-she says that YOU just plaon don't know where to put your tool,and,you
don't know what to do when it is guided there.

OH MY EFFING GOD!

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Enjoy!!! She pretty sexy!!!
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good work on the quality scans. megan fox is lookin' hot as always.