Sep 5 2008Lindsay Lohan turns down $700,000 offer from Playboy

First. Maybe.

Her boobies look decent, though.

who cares,,,we've all seen your meat curtains lindsay, thats more youll see in playboy!!

its sad news to hear.... :( but i think a wise choice for lindsay's well being.

Srew Magazine should offer her 1 mill to show some pink.

Why can all women have cans like hers?

I would probably buy it if and only if we could see the beef curtains and her chocolate starfish. Possibly a taint measurement too.
I'm even thinking extreme insertions or something along those lines....

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She should star in a Rocco Siffredi film. THAT would be awesome.

Those cans are like the energizer bunny. They keep growing...and growing...and growing.....

She needs to do Hustler. That's about her level, and she'd have to show the only part we haven't seen yet (the freckled browneye). I'm sure all the closeted gays who hang out at this site to call girls "fat" would be excited about that.

Who woulda thought that she'd do US a favor for once.

Oh, and #1, you're a loser.

I nominate her breasts for Vice President.

She appears to be a DP kind of girl.

damn.. $700,000 isnt enough?! hold on.. *opens wallet.. i got another $5.04. anyone else want to chip in? we could raise $100.00 in weeks i bet!

i nominate her president of my bed

#7 hey, is that the director of the snuff film in 8mm? if not, it should be and you're right, she should do it.

$700,000 to get naked, fuck that at most she is worth $25 and a cheese burger.

"Kitten with a Whip" was a hilarious movie, when watched through the lens of MST3K.

She's fading fast. She should do it before she becomes a dried up old fire crotch.

Aw, that is actually really great to hear. Looks like she still has some morals left after all.

I nominate her for Secretary of Nakedness

I doubt this is a moral decision. She is probably just hiding love handles or cellulite or something..

Number 10 is SOOOOO Sportsdvl...

We've been waiting for this "SIGNAL" for some time now:
..............SHE DEFINITELY LOST FOLKS, halleluja!!

two lines and I'd bang her all night. no breakfast though. nothin more to say.

Hef must be as dumb as he appears, $700K to her? Why would anyone want to see those freckled up sagging jugs anyway? She needs to get a spray tan, cover up those million freckles and then move to another planet.

What is it with the tits on this bitch? One day they're big, the next day, they're small. I think she has an air bottle and Schrader valve stuck up her ass to adjust to the desired dimensions for a particular day or photo op

She's a dumbass. She thinks she's gonna be beautiful forever. By the time she does do nudes, her boobs will be sagging to her knees and people will rather watch goatse.cx than see her naked (Brigitte Bardot anyone?)

That's strange she won't take 700 large to pose for Playboy. At party the other night she posed nude for me for the change in my pocket, $4.37, and half a pack of Juicy Fruit.

Where is Larry Flynt when you need him...C'om on Larry...pull out the wallet double the offer and give her a cool 1.5M to do a full page spread! And I mean SPREAD...I wanna see if she had freckles on the inside of her cunt!

She doesn't need the money cuz her movies are doing so well...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

please, lindsay!

please!

do it!

pretty please?

Ah, shit.

Not very good pics.

this is absolutely terrible news! i just can't get over it

jesus h.

i would go to town on those boobies.

Good for you Lindsay!

You're worth more than $700,000 anyhow.

Randal

http://www.celebtv.com/celebrity_gossip/photo_lindsay_lohan_and_samantha_ronson_liplock

What a terribly botched boob job.

Why do you say that Randal? She is a rotten cunt you know. Do you worship Hollyskank people as though they are gifts from God? How do you feel about scientists and engineers and doctors?

Lilo used to make my pants tight. Now I really don't want to see her naked. If I did, I know I could get any crackhead naked for $5 and get a BJ with it too!

I'd put some snowcaps on her peaks

Lindsay has an ugly body, no waist, no ass, saggy fake boobs... Don't you remember the MM-esque pictorial???? She is ugly as hell. *shivers*

I like her legs though.

cold atsmosphere [?] at the moment

in it ti win it ?
[no it was in it together... ]

[ok... not quite over? does that help?

remembers: rest : ))

continue to rest?

for now?

She should do it... She is already a PIG!!!!!!

And just who in the fuck would want to see this nasty spotted up bitch naked...AGAIN...anyways??? Those Marilyn Monroe pics she took were fucking awful!! She didn't even look anything like Marilyn!! Her movies STINK, and word on the street is that her twat stinks even WORSE.(just ask Samantha Ronsin).

I would love to see Lindsay in Playboy. Please do it Lindsay.

That's about $650,000 too much.

#10-Lighten the fuck up an go on out to Wal-Mart and buy a sense of humor. Or perhaps a sarcasm detector. Jackass.

Damn, she could have put this whole "firecrotch" controversy to rest once and for all.

Well, that's assuming she's not one of those bald pussy bitches. God I hate those bitches. Show off your red bush! Be proud of it!

The real sad thing is she doesn't realize it's almost over

Dat rack is rockin'! Dem tittays are fooooooooine biatches! Word to yo mutha.

She REALLY should have taken the offer. Invested the money and retired. Her career is completely over.

i'm surprised her mom wasn't all "oh you should totally do it lindsay, and you know what, i'm gonna be in it too, oooh, even better we'll be in a spread together and pretend we're lez".

cuz her moms a big slut who lives vicariously thru her. duh.

53. You said it....But knowing that pimp of a mother she probably said "dont do it lindsay its not enough money, hold out! Call their bluff!"

i mean 52, shit im going to get my eyes checked now. I looked at Lindsay once and Im fucking blind now.

can they airbush skankiness?

ok get get you control the numbers
were trying to do this quickly
[we dont have long...
[imagine dragging a huge bear with you ?

soooo anyway...

> do you say things to me cause i may have
> tricked you into saying them????

very likely...

...would that bother one ?

oh no!!!!!
gooooood thing
she turnd it
down she one ugly bitch!!!!!!

Lindsey Lohan is making classy, upstanding decisions about her career and her body....

I'm scared. Someone hold me? Preferably someone with the body of Caroline D'Amore

Never thought I would say this.....but a big THANK YOU to Hohan for not posing nude. We don't need to see that shit.

ooh, I'd hate to be the sales rep. who bollocked that up.
I mean, she already has appeared in the buff, so thats not the issue.
Price?
Approach?
Probably the approach, trying to play hardball, make her feel trapped or pressured.
Or maybe not.

WHO FUCKING CARES?????!!!!

I dont understand how her boobs can be the size of fucken basketballs , yet you can see your fucken chest bones protruding out of her skin?????

Oviously fake no one that skinny can have real tits that huge.

what harm wld it do to her if 5 more ppl see her naked freckled body than usual

Will she finally cave and do the playboy deal ? Track & forecast the preduction right here on Nostradamical -

http://www.nostradamical.com/predictions/celebrity/121-celebrity-prediction-will-lindsay-lohan-cave-and-finally-strip-for-playboy-

why buy the cow when the milk is free? she's already showed us everything she has. plus there are some new pics of her and it looks like she has a wart growing on her bits... http://www.speedmonkey.net/view-teenage-wasteland/lohans-fire-crotch (totally NSFW)