Sep 23 2008Jenna Jameson expecting twins

So is it okay to ask her, "How are the twins?"

I may be first

nope!

So much for the vaginoplasty...

So I take it no one tries to conceive without using invitro or hormones anymore.

Why not, after years of being plowed, poked, pounded, and plastered that should be a nice retirement present...

i have to say that i was blown away when i heard that she is pregnant... especially with tito ortiz's kids. wtf are THEY gonna end up like? we have a reality series in the making now. who's got the home video camera!?

No C-section necessary. She could probably pass twins simultaneously

how is breast feeding with the twins for the twins supposed to go down

Gross.

She is so loose...how does that trap stay closed for 9 months?

You can tell from the picture they're twins. But what about her pregnancy? Is that guy with the 4 foot head circumference the father? If so, she's fucked (for the 96,000th time).

Rumor has it the twins are expected to walk out of her vagina holding hands, side-by-side.

man when they get old enough and start accessing the internet....there will be some interesting conversations in that house :P

Mike,
Are you going to try to adopt the kidds?

Her delivery doctor better have a catcher's mitt to snag those two on delivery. Must have been an invitro. Naturally would've been like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

I feel so sorry for those unborn kids having a publicly known slut for a mother and a meathead for a dad.

I'm surprised she actually got pregnant. Figured her uterus would have been pounded into hamburger long ago.

THEY HAVE, let's say, SOME THOUSEND FATHERS?

AGAIN WITH THE TWINS.

These are the first DIVA-SIGNALS.
...........BURN HER!!

yeah, i'm sure she'll be a good mother.

she'll sneeze in the third trimester & those things will come flying out.

Twins?????????? Because she uses both holes?????????????

Dude, this site was breathing fresh air while you were away. Far away from the stale, fetid odor of your polluting commentaries.

Lawd hep dem keyyyids

Bernardo #24, you are too funny, that is kinda sick, but you sure made me laugh this morning.

the doc wil walk in pick up the twin and carry them out.

She might be known to be a slut, but i heard she's worth $100 million.....Come on, which of you out there wouldn't take a pounding for that kind of money..? Just me again then eh? You lying bastards...!
Congratulations Jenna and Tito (Seriously, he's called Tito?? - No fucking way dudes!!)

How could they have a thousand fathers? Every movie I've seen her in the splooge all ends up in her mouth, on her tits or on her face. Tito may have been the first to actually splooge down the tube.

24- What are you talking about? He's the funniest poster on this board day in and day out. You're obviously a hack troll. Try being funny instead of jealous. Anyone agree?

Gross.

'Hey, What's your mom do for a living?'

The question should be: ' Who does she do for a living?' With the answer being "Everyone"

I can picture the day in school when those kids have to tell the class what mommy does for a living...

Kid 1: My daddy is a doctor.
Kid 2: My mommy is a teacher.
Jenna Jameson kids: My mom gets pounded by 4 men at once...

Fucking her would be like fucking a glass of water.

Fucking her would be like fucking a glass of water.

"So I take it no one tries to conceive without using invitro or hormones anymore."

Not when her uterus has had a train run on it by every STD on the planet.

"So I take it no one tries to conceive without using invitro or hormones anymore."

Not when her uterus has had a train run on it by every STD on the planet.

OMFG those poor poor children.... imagine what those kids will go throu.. "Hey Timmy I saw your mom being F*u$Cked by twenty guys last night while giving a blow job to a hung horse in this movie"
Those car pool rides to soccer practice shall be very interesting to say the least. God bless those children.. She is one of the few people who the government should have demanded she remove her uterus.

I wonder if she's gonna do PREGGIE PORN?

Soon,we will all fall in love with Herpes Starship and Donkeypunch Jetlag Jameson-Ortiz.

#8 - haha!

Ted from LA is funny? Really? ok.
Me? Jealous of Ted? Why would you say that? All of us read this shit and post more or less idiotic statements about nothing and each other. That's all this site is about you cock gobbling 2 bit whore.
Aren't you the one always saying "praying for Amy'?? Ha ha ha AHHH HAAA HAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Dumb useless bitch with no life.

God I wish more people would have worn condoms when having anal sex. Oozing semen has obviously been responsible for the procreation of more malformed mentally unstable bitches like mimi than we are aware of.

Poor sorry slut. Without love and penis and life.

Well...on a more positive note, at least we know she couldn't possibly need a c-section.

hi there mimi (somewhere nowhere a 2 foot tall ball of gelatinous veiny humanoid tissue with exterior vital organs laden with feces and a dripping penis/vagina configuration and several compound eyes many missing from the assemblage and winking and bleeding and pussing outward with every twitching of the general mass of the organism, holds it anus closed and then farts loudly and long and visibly for an extended time. It begins to cry and sob and heave wriggling it's torn flesh where arms and legs once were.)
"I misses my mimi", the filthy glob bellows. "I took pity on her and let her lick me asseshole and then she be want to kiss me so I tore out my arms and my legs to make her leaves me alones"
(The torn confusing misconfiguration falls over and rolls merrily upon it's way down into the valley where mimi is usually picking through the raw sewage of the old town looking for corn to call her own. To place lovingly upon old cobs to try to sell at a New Age art gallery in New York, where all the ignorant peasent folk with too little talent and too much time on their hands peddle their junk in the name of art but truly to fuel the trash wars of capitalism.)
"Me sees you mimi" screams the orbiculate amputated bleeding mass as it crashes directly into the unclean crotch of lonely mimi, causing her to drop a handful of shitty corn into the creek. "NO NO OH GOD NO MY LIFE'S WORK!
(Horrified she dunks her greasy haired head into the creek and her lover, without appendages, is unable to save her. )
Good.

huh?

Twins, if girls their future is already written!!!

Jesus, these two's kids are going to basically look like Golem from The Lord of the Rings. She's a used up anal-whore, and Tito "spick" Ortiz is laughable at best in UFC. He sucks, she definitly sucks and they're kids are going to have to pass through that diseased interstate highway called her vagina. Should child welfare be involved with this because I'm pretty sure it's a crime to endanger kids like that.
I wonder what hole these mutants are going to pop out of? My bet is her ass.

It is gonna be pretty cool being the only kids in school witha mother that loves ATM.

I expect these kids to be uber hot and pack an awesome punch

No, no,no, NO!!! This slut bag cannot reproduce! I sincerely hope she has a C-section because giving herpes to children via the birth canal is really dangerous - in all seriousness.

Now the HIV, syphilis, and gonorrhea she probably also has - well, those poor kids are doomed! Not to mention having a gang banged porno whore for a mother and a father with an abnormally sized head for a father.

Someone call Barnum and Bailey.

50. I agree. Plus on top of everything C sections are all the trend these days. Even though the kids would slide out of her vag, ill bet she gets the c section.

We could let mimi be the surrogate mother. That bitch no way has ever had sex so it shoud be a clean delivery!

told you they should have spayed this bitch. too late.

Those poor twins! She should NOT be allowed to reproduce. Why is it that only adoptive parents need to be qualified while biological parents are allowed to bring children into a miserable life?

double teamed, pure gold.

should be a quick birth, I'm surprised they haven't already fallen out, first time in her life she's keeping her legs crossed and it must be killing her

Maybe there will be a threesome in the future?

so many rumors about her!
someone found her sexy pics on __MatchRich.C O M__ Is she looking for a serious relationship or just for fun?

Why is it people like this can have twins and others who would raise normal kids and aren't disgusting can't even have one kiddo!? Why God - why!

Okay, THAT was officially the funniest thing I've ever read on this site. Way to go, Superfish!

Jenna's doesn't perform anal sex in any of her movies.
Read ther book it's a good read and you'll learn a lot
about the girl.

Jenna's doesn't perform anal sex in any of her movies.
Read ther book it's a good read and you'll learn a lot
about the girl.

Why do you people have to be so mean??? Jealous much. Jenna is beautiful. Who cares what she does for a living. Do you know who she is on the inside. Maybe you should go get happy with your own life .

Why do you people have to be so mean??? Jealous much. Jenna is beautiful. Who cares what she does for a living. Do you know who she is on the inside. Maybe you should go get happy with your own life .