Sep 23 2008Clay Aiken likes dudes

FIRST!!!

You can try to convince me that's not k.d.lang, but I'll never beileve you.

You can try to convince me that's not k.d.lang, but I'll never believe you.

Did see this one coming.
Then again 'the 9/11 thing' was a bit of a surprise as well.
'May you live in interesting times' etc.

Didn't see this one coming.
Then again 'the 9/11 thing' was a bit of a surprise as well.
'May you live in interesting times' etc.

The" n't " was a "* thingie" - for those of you keeping score at home...
(oh shit)

I'm actually finding offense in People's magazine "DUH" headline. These obviously credible, award winning American journalists, - let's collectively call them 'Scoop' - seem to infer the public at large didn't figure it out previously - but the mainstream (MSM) media did.
Public at LARGE : Just wait till the revisionist history of Sept 2001 Cliff.
Cliff Notes : Oh. ok.
Knee Ya Ha Ha : Say - Scoop - Inside job ?

Wow.

Next they'll have a headline about Kim Kardashian having a big ass and a piss fetish.

Tell me something I DON'T know.

Uh Cliff, did you not notice that the "duh" part is very clearly Photoshopped for extra lulz? Cuz I mean, it's kinda obvious.

SPREAD YOUR ASS APART AND MAKE YOUR PUSSY FART

The world is reeling in shock!!!

huh... This makes me sad. Sad that Britney and Lindsey and Paris are apparently being so goddamn boring that this actually warrants a cover story.
Come on ladies. Stop pretending you're sane or gay or working and just chug some cock in the middle of a catholic mass or something.
NO CLAY NOT YOU.

Why couldn't he have admitted this before he passed on his freak-ass genes and screwed up the poor kid's life. What's next...Brittney is the godmother and Samantha Ronson is the godfather? Emotional decision...aww, boo hoo.
Coming soon...Clay releases a song about writing a letter to his kid about being gay.

Well ok - in other news,
I think they were a little hard on Kimmy K - and who the hell is going to watch the show now that Edita has been voted off ?
(Not that I've seen the show)
Cliff Notes : Bink - you're occasionally mildly funny - but let's face it - you're no Cloris Leachman.
Binky : You've never seen my 'Bird Dance'.

p.s.
#1: You're a bigger freak and loser than Clay.

Kim K is beautiful. I wish I had an ass like that!

First Lance Bass and now Clay Aiken...if they're not straight then who is?!!!

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# 9 . Good investigative point.
You never know what these Fish scum will come up with.
I'm going to have to check this baby out in the checkout line at WalMart.
Cheers

Gee, now there's a real shocker. Almost as stunning as when George Michael came out.

Gee, now there's a real shocker. Almost as stunning as when George Michael came out.

Gee, now there's a real shocker. Almost as stunning as when George Michael came out.

Isn't this the first time Fish posted this 'late?'

Now the only question that remains is whether he pitches or catches.

My money is on catcher. I betcha he ATMs as well.

Hmmm, maybe I ought to clarify my previous post. I meant to say that I don't recall Fish ever posting after 5PM before.

#16

If you like asses, you're in the right place. I can point out at least several on this thread... #4, 5, 6, 7 & 14

(actually-- one giant ass posting as several people.)

#18

Going to WalMart, you say? Don't forget to pick up the Economy Size Super- Deluxe Tampons, you gaping cunt.

Boobs.

didnt the whole world know already?

yeahh and i swear they changed superficial writers, this one is less funny.
the other one would have made more out of this...

Just got a text from Clay. (Who knew he had my Global pos ?) It goes :
"#25-26 My guess is you're still having a few problems with 'free fall collapse speed' through undamaged steel structure ? That type of thing ?
Any comments ?"
Not sure what he's on about there - but 'Dom Suter' - any idea what he's on about ?

Inside job ?

#29

Clay texted you for a BLOW job, not an INSIDE job. I'm sure now that he's "out and proud" he'd be happy to go ass to mouth too, like you've been begging him to do ever since he first slid his fist up your ass and used you like a dick-sucking sock puppet.

No... REALLY!? This was always as obvious as the sky being blue.

Say what you will, but Clay is far more devoted to his baby than Sarah Palin is to hers.

@31

great comment. it was even funnier when the fish guy wrote it in the FIRST PARAGRAPH OF THE POST. (actually, it wasn't even funny then.)

FAIL

Seriously, Binky, who did it? Just some nebulous conspiracy? The "Illuminati", as if that actually means something?

Don't you think it's time to name the jew?

OMG! Who's next, elijah wood?!

NO! I don't believe it! I'll NEVER believe it! But...but...he's so masculine! And he has such heterosexual mannerisms! And whenever someone has asked him whether or not he's gay, he's never answered! And...and...he had a surrogate child with a female friend who happens to have a guys name, instead of having sex with her! And his speaking voice is just so....I am in SHOCK! DUH!

What an idiot Aiken is "coming out" to People magazine as if he assumes it's this big huge "news flash" he's revealing to he world. What a fucking douche bag. While I can certainly understand that no one should have to reveal such a thing before they're ready, when it gets to the point where EVERYONE is fucking asking you, and EVERYONE fucking knows, it's pretty much time to give up the ghost. That time came AGES ago. He's not coming out of the closet. He's telling everyone something they've known forever, whilst everyone rolls their eyes and tells him to shut the fuck up already.

By the way, he doesn't look like a gay guy on that cover, he looks like a lesbo chick. Quite the prissy butch woman, if it were possible to be prissy and butch at the same time. Blech. I never understood why chicks had a crush on him, or why they dug his shitty music. He's hideous.

@32

That's because Clay delivered vaginally.

he looks like Billie Jean King

¡doodɯoɔuıu noʎ 'ʍǝɾ ǝɥʇ ǝɯɐu oʇ ǝɯıʇ s,ʇı 'ʎʞuıq ʎǝɥ

Sometimes I like to go out back and fuck a moose or two. Lucky that waterhead stretched me out so I can handle the girth.

So #30 and #34 - you obviously seem like real intellectuals....
'Frank' from 16th Floor : LOL !!! Keep 'em coming Knee !! LOL !!
Knee Ya Ha Ha : You tell us #34 (although I hate it when this site goes off topic)
Did you take your theories to the architects and engineers at this link #34 ?
How did that go ? Please report .
Until then - FUCK OFF !!!

#34

Cut the charade, douche. You're the same menstrual clot that's posting over and over with the other aliases. You are worse than a broken fucking record-- it's like someone taught a parrot how to type.

No one is interested in the bullshit your selling you crackhead fucktard-- so go push your shopping cart full of conspiracy theories a few websites over and sell your crazy over there.

#32 - now be fair. It takes a truly loving and unselfish person to appreciate a special needs child, and hopefully some day Trig will meet that person.

Are you a poor dumb sap? Too stupid to even type upside down?

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Well, if you want to impress your friends, click the link to learn how!

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These Chinese guys are getting a bit lippy Bink.
Binky : I noticed that Cliff and I never could figure out why sometimes they have Oriental accents and sometimes not.
Cliff Notes : Go figure.

Well - we thought #34 was #42
Whatever.
Inside job. Agreed # 42 ?

#45

Keep talking to yourself, dickface. I'm done wiping my ass with you (for now). Hopefully one of your alter-egoes can verbally stroke you off to a nice fat nut.

One more thing-- those Chinese guys are paying your mom to star in their new triple XXX Bukkake video "9-on-1: The Cumspiracy".

Inside Job? ...Eh, more like a facial.

#42 You seem like a real intellectual.
Obviously you need the Cliff Notes to this site to figure out that ' the Inquisition'

The 9/11 inquisition was outsourced to China months and months ago to 'Knee Ya Ha Ha' and his trusty sidekick , the somewhat nebulous character 'Frank' from 16th Floor. They seem to be living in this shit-hole place called Chung King Mansions.
Unfortunately for you #42 this 'Binky' character has been at this site for a number of years.
And you haven't.
Inside job ?

#47 Gr8 points all - U Merican ?

EVERYONE WHO TRIES OUT FOR AMERICAN IDOL IS

#47 - Could you maybe run that one by me again ?

DUH, I"m wet

~ Water

I guess #52 sums it all up America.
Some of us were expecting a bit more.
Where's Rambo ?
And don't get me started on Jackie Chan....

IS THIS NEWS ?????????????????????????????

XOXO

Fucking hypocrite fundamentalist.
These people are a piece of work, funny how quickly their tune changes when money is involved.
What a coincidence he donated his squirt to some old 50 something douche bag who just happens to be mogul music producer David Foster's sister just when his 15 pathetic mins. of American Idol fame ran out.
Clay Aiken is a douche, mommy is a douche and the poor baby looks like Mum's craggy old cunt. Poor poor baby, my heart bleeds for you.

Gr8 points all #54 55.
Inside job ? So....
Having any problems with free fall collapse speed ?
Or was 'gravity' not part of your formal education ? That type of thing ?

wow he had us fooled all this time!! lol

more on the story http://www.961thebeat.com/pages/jojo.html

check it out!

Cliff Notes : Where do all these people go Bink ?
You give them facts and then they disappear...like..completely...
Binky : My sources are saying they're all living in a cave somewhere in Afganistan.
Cliff Notes : Oh..
Binky : I think it's a 'bad guy' thing.
Cliff Notes : Oh.

Slay Aiken really gay. Almost simultaneously with his statement, the network appeared in videos with several parties with his participation. Clearly visible as he hugging other guys. See yourself: http://tubedirect.net/index.php?q=Сlay-Aiken-gay?

So # 59. Gtr8 points all.
But having any problems with free fall collapse speed through undamaged steel structure ?
Never coming here again are you #59......

Cliff Notes : Inside job.

#44 YOU BASTARD

supafish, why are you writing like a lady today?

Inside job!

Cheers #62

Pubs - wasn't that last link , like, a bit.....gay...?
Public at LARGE : So is Truth just for you str8 weirdos ?
Cliff Notes : Ummm...Inside job man/gal ...inside job....

America is going to hell. Illegals are taking over. Homosexuals are taking over. Liberals are shoving political correctness down our throats and we're all being forced to accept our own destruction or be shot down.

America is going to hell.

I will do my part as Cunt in Chief to bring America down. McCain will ensure the world hates us for centuries. Vote for destruction, vote for us.

"America is going to hell" like christian hell, or just going to hell as in "go to hell"?. Homos are taking over what?, they can't even get married without opposition, the ones that can't function in their society without being overwhelmed by their homosexuality are second class "citizens" unlike Will from Will & Grace, who is a successful lawyer, and an asset to society. What's worse, illegals or homos? If you take your pesky human rights, you can get rid of both, but will be replaced by poor americans though. The foundation of their economy is strong you know.

I don't think he's a gay!
Many young beautiful girls on ****MatchRich.CoM*** wanna marry a man like him. I did see some supermodels there. Maybe U guys can have a try.

Vote for the Oreo ticket...vote for me!!
I am the chocolatey cookie, and Biden is the rich, vanilla-cream center.
Mmmmmmm....good.
Vote Oreo in 08!!

Hey! Look at this! Almost simultaneously with his statement, the network appeared in videos with several parties with his participation. Clearly visible as he kisses with other guys.
http://tubedirect.net/index.php?q=Clay-Aiken-gay
See yourself!

.........................GAY?
FUCK IT, this is just an ordinary FAGGOT.
NAIL HIM!!

Binky the Jew doesn't want anybody to know about AIPAC; that's why you should watch the documentary.

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btw: IS THE BABY A MONGOL?

I would not of thought of him as any more gay, even if he was caught banging Ryan Seacrest in the ass.

Maybe Clay should hook up with Ronson.....besides, she looks more like a dude than he does

I love your tax money, it smells like fresh collard greens....

I thought homosexuals were not allowed contact with babies and children (actually, I know they are not allowed). Homosexuals, and pro-homosexuality people, have created their own legislation that looks as if it is legislation that us humans use and they have made it seem that it is legal to be a homosexual and that it is legal for a homosexual to do what humans do i.e. marry, have children including by adoption, work, rent/mortgage/own real estate etc. That baby, on the front cover, looks unhappy. Seriously. I mean 100% seriously.

My family home is in the Royal Kingdom of Saudi Arabia (the 'kill all homosexuals' country, and the richest and best educated country in the World).

Please, no more media attention for Clay Aiken and adopt that baby before he sexually abuses it or punches it or something similar (that is if he hasn't already).

eh, well — better late than never but did Clay Aiken actually think he needed to announce what the world already knew?
http://lifeisacookie.wordpress.com/2008/09/24/theyre-just-trying-to-sell-magazines/

The baby looks like Darren McGavin.

Duh, I'm watertight.

All I have to say is we knew this. Anyone who is surprised at this is probably gay too.

Who really doubted he wasn't gay?

Well I can sleep better now knowing the truth.

Golly gee whiz!!
I can't believe its true!!! I refuse to believe it. It just can't be true!

What next? Will people magazine try to tell me that Tom Cruise is gay too??

Damn, he looks like a 40 year old woman. Does he breast feed that kid?

#77: Please tell me you're kidding about KSA, right? This is a country where little girls are left to perish in a fire in their school rather than escape outside without their 7th century coverings.

Speaking of Sarah Palin.......Clay looks like her.

why is People magazine always the rag of choice for people to "come out"?

this isn't news, of course the dude is gay. but i want to know what the rest of hollywood are saying. other than "duh", of course. i want to hear Mary Hart ask him if he's a top or bottom on ET. and none of that versatile shit. as if, dude.

Excellent point, Spaceman!!!

Clay Aiken has got to be the weirdest looking human ever.

In fact, I don't even know if that's human. God.

Him gay? What a revelation!!!

He's smoked more meat than Hillshire Farms.

Finally!

Now if only 0bama would do the same.

wow.

Binky, Cliff Notes, Knee Ya Ha Ha

see how irrelevant youve become? you are coming to a hollywood gossip site to try and spread you conspiracy theories.

does it get more pathetic? yes, it does.

you cant even form complete sentences, spell or abbreviate correctly.

Ill bet youre the type of guy KK would be interested in (hint hint).

...werd up!

#87,
People was the "come out" vehicle for Kristy McNichols back in the 70s and was one of the first mags to cover HIV with a clue. Gays forever hence have been indebted for their matter-of-fact coverage of the ghey.

That baby looks terrified.

American Idol Watchers,

I'm very, very observant with celebrities. Maybe most of you's did not notice, one night on American Idol, they showed Clay's dressing room. Everything, yes, everything was LAVENDER. Walls, floor, ceiling, bed sheets, you name it, it was LAVENDER!!! Ryan Seacrest probably helped him pick out everything. Ryan Seacrest gay?

no retouch on the sofa behind DUH? or is that part of the charm, like a nip slip?

Have more kids....

Have more kids....

Clay is a gay little twerp. Why does his being gay get him on People magazine. Surely he has to do something to merit this attention after his 15 minutes have passed. Whats next, Mario Lopez is heterosexual and sleeps with a lot of women? Thats not news and its certainly not a surprise.

If you are gay and want to live your life, great, go for it. But dont use your gayness as a way to get attention. Gays will never be accepted as long as they use their sexuality to get attention. Its like black people using the color of their skin to blame others for their problems. You dont need to be in a magazine because you are gay and black and until you quit using these traits as your main reason for attention, gay bashers and racists will continue to hate you.

Clay Aiken, Barack Obama et al, I would really appreciate it if you would just live as people. Not gay, not straight, not black(not white either), just as people,
My guess is even the most conservative people would accept you as part of society once you stop identifying yourself by irrelevant features. Until then, you will continue to be laughed at and ridiculed so Clay, you pansy flaming homosexual, you look really stupid and like a fag on the front of that magazine. I feel sorry for your son. He is really going to be a fucked up human being thanks to you. Its no one elses fault.

I don't care if Clay Aiken is gay, straight, or humps goats, that is the CUTEST
baby I've ever seen. AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!

Is it me or does Clay Aiken look like K.D Lang here? Duh of course he's gay, he looks like a lesbian.

The fact that I dont like children already kinda makes this comment a given, but...

That is a damn ugly baby.
Im sorry. harsh words. But honesly.... it looks really sick. Shouldn't babies have more of a "plump" look to them. It has an alien head. Hopefulyl its just ugly and not sick.
Maybe somebody should get Clay tested for some diseases...

Well, you know, it's not like Clay owns PEOPLE magazine and selects the cover.

He'd probably be happy if "I'm gay" got a paragraph on page 43, along with "I own three cars [or whatever]" and other true but not terribly earth-shaking facts.

The media is doing a great job getting gays and lesbians out of the closet. Now it's time to move on - we have to find out which celebrities are into "water sports". It's important that everybody learn all the sex preferences of all the celebrities - whether they think it's nobody else's business or not.

Binky & Clay
Sittin' in a tree
(well, you know the rest...)

Inside Job?
Oh yea, it's waaaaaaaay inside.

Only Weirdos For The Show

American Idol picks only weirdos for the show, now. Hey, if no one can sing worth a shit, maybe suck a dick worth a shit. Clay never was a singer, but a sucker. Even William Hung sings better then Clay (I could pick a nick-name for Clay but it's not worth my time). Carrie Underwear got her vote from dirty-old man Simon not for her singing/screaming. No doubt Simon wanted to get into her "HOT" pants. Notice when "real" singers, Neal Diamond, Glen Cambell, Barbara Streisand and even Elton John, they don't sing through there noses for high notes. Understandably, Clay always sings thru his nose because his mouth might be full of...well, I'll leave that open. Last but not least, Paula Abdully with BOOBS she got at the 5+10 store, here's 3 whiskey shots for you.

Remember This, Clay

God created Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.

Damn he looks like a woman. I feel sorry for the kid...he's going to be berated tormented for just about his entire childhood.

SHOCKED, SHOCKED WORDS CANNOT DESCIPE THAT GAY AIKEN IS A HOMO. WHATS NEXT ..... ROSIE IS REALLY A LESBIAN

SHOCKED, SHOCKED WORDS CANNOT DESCIPE THAT GAY AIKEN IS A HOMO. WHATS NEXT ..... ROSIE IS REALLY A LESBIAN

he has a very cute baby. personally, i dont care either way what turns clay aiken on.

good for him.

he has a very cute baby. personally, i dont care either way what turns clay aiken on.

good for him.

Looks its ET, and ET jr.

What a weird looking pair. This kids list of issues will be longer then Britneys sagging tits. I can't wait for the tell all.