Sep 5 2008
Christina Aguilera to perform at VMAs, possibly feud with Britney
Christina Aguilera has been confirmed as a performer for the MTV Video Music Awards on Sunday. This will be her first major performance since giving birth to baby Max Liron, according to OK! Magazine:
"I'm very excited," said Christina about the news, which was announced at a press conference at Paramount Studios in L.A. Refering to her 8-month-old son Max Liron, Xtina said, "This will be his first time watching me perform on television, but only for a little while because he's not really allowed to watch television yet. I'll make an exception for the VMAs."
Britney Spears is opening the VMAs and, word has it, MTV tried to keep Christina Aguilera's appearance a secret from her to prevent reigniting their long-dead feud. Then again, it wouldn't be much of a fight considering Christina hasn't been deemed legally retarded by the state of California, and Britney ate a bowl of wax fruit yesterday. True story.
Photos: Splash News
Reader Comments
1. Dave - September 5, 2008 10:31 AM
first oh yeah
2. Spanky - September 5, 2008 10:32 AM
Maybe they'll do a 69 on stage. That would be cool.
3. Barack Obama - September 5, 2008 10:37 AM
Vote for me. I'm a radical Marxist.
4. BadCopNoDonut - September 5, 2008 10:37 AM
She's actually married to that greaseball?
5. Hankster - September 5, 2008 10:40 AM
Remember when Britney was on queen, and Christine was the wannabee?
Oh, how fortunes have changed...
6. dianne - September 5, 2008 10:49 AM
she looks good!
7. I <3 Halloween - September 5, 2008 10:53 AM
Has Christina even had a hit song since she was 16?
8. ktb - September 5, 2008 10:55 AM
she's always had more talent, and will be around long after Britney is committed.
9. tokyostargirl - September 5, 2008 11:04 AM
She's so pretty, but sometimes her makeup is a bit much.
10. Ted Mosby - September 5, 2008 11:05 AM
I just wish she weren't with the Sasquatch.
11. JJ Daddy-O - September 5, 2008 11:10 AM
Jeez, Christina is the original "Hot Chick With Douche Bag". Does that guy own anything besides t-shirts and baggy-ass jeans? Is she that afraid of competition or something? It must be lurve, I guess.
12. Run Baby Run! - September 5, 2008 11:17 AM
Skank fight! The only thing better than a good old fashioned white trash skank fight is a good old fashioned white trash NAKED skank fight! Weeeeeeeee!
13. Lou - September 5, 2008 11:18 AM
She'll crush Brit with her mighty boobs! Nhammmy!
14. ew - September 5, 2008 11:22 AM
rat face tranny
15. ldsqtbea - September 5, 2008 11:26 AM
the only thing i like are her shoes ... that bag is hideous
16. havoc - September 5, 2008 11:26 AM
Great tits.....
.
17. rough daddy - September 5, 2008 11:28 AM
the kid is not allowed to watch tv? thats going to make a difference? why dont you stop biting off madona...
18. AJ - September 5, 2008 11:29 AM
There's the talented Christina looking like a man in drag with her big ugly hard breast implants, porn star bleached hair, and thunder thighs.
19. LL - September 5, 2008 11:31 AM
Christina Aguilera can look attractive. Why does she insist on looking like a tranny (no offense to actual trannys, it works for them)?
Whatever else happens, I can tell you one thing for sure: there will be a lot of fugly-ass skankwear on display that night.
20. Mia - September 5, 2008 11:38 AM
It is sad to see a talented female dress like she has no talent.
21. Right Fury - September 5, 2008 11:43 AM
She is the reward that frodo got for saving middle earth.
BuckFarrack!
22. Lola - September 5, 2008 12:21 PM
God she's so fucking ugly. Her HUGE fake boobs are disgusting. Such a hypocrite while she's married that that fucking down-wards mouth baboon. She's a great singer with a great voice. That's about all she has going for herself.
The tranie look is old and I'm sick of looking at fake boobs. HUGE, disgusting, ugly fake ass boobs.
23. gerard Vandenberg - September 5, 2008 1:02 PM
................THERE IS INDEED SOMETHING "FOR REAL" HERE?
24. The Internet - September 5, 2008 1:38 PM
@21 - You can say "fuck" online. No one will get mad at you.
Sincerely,
The Internet
PS >> There's only one "r" in Barack.
25. tp - September 5, 2008 1:49 PM
Dear Christina:
We want our lipstick back.
Sincerely,
The 80's
26. barf - September 5, 2008 1:56 PM
I HATE bow legged women!
perfect bow for my arrow
27. mike - September 5, 2008 1:58 PM
Why is her small waist all the way up to under her breast?
Isn't the waist suppose to be lower?
Weird bod
28. NY Ted - September 5, 2008 2:11 PM
Cripes...if she "pumps" up those tits any bigger...they are going to fucking explode and people will think Al Queda has struck again...!!
29. jojo - September 5, 2008 2:13 PM
She looks like a two buck hooker! My god, What a cunt she is!
30. Paolo Maldini - September 5, 2008 2:56 PM
Where is Christina? All I see is Brooke Hogan or her mom. Im not sure which one it is.
Thank you.
31. Taff - September 5, 2008 3:23 PM
she looks good...and Christina was never a wannabe...she was always a woman of certain style and nature of her own...I think Christina looks great and I can't wait to see her perform Sunday...
no beef, I think they should do a DUET?!?
(we can dream)
32. race - September 5, 2008 3:45 PM
LOL at #25. Why does Christina and Gwen insist on wearing 10 lbs of makeup? They have such naturally pretty faces and yet they wear clown makeup all the time. I don't get it.
33. Racer X - September 5, 2008 3:46 PM
She's bow-legged.
34. Right Fury - September 5, 2008 4:46 PM
@The Internet
I'm so glad al gore invented you! Why don't you use your own google and Buck Farak? While you're at it Buck yourself.
Forever yours,
Right Fury
35. michele20 - September 5, 2008 5:05 PM
#32 I totally agree with Christina wearing way too much make up, but Gwen can pull off that red lipstick look.
36. Fat Old Fake Nasy Sings like a ... - September 5, 2008 7:06 PM
...you know. Why did she marry that ugly unhappy looking fuck anyway?
37. ARAPNET - September 5, 2008 7:37 PM
@ Right Fury,
Don't talk to my fucking kid that way.
Yours truly,
ARAPNET
38. dew - September 5, 2008 9:11 PM
I'm guessing she's decent looking under the 100lbs of makeup and franken-boob bolt-ons, but why does she think she looks good? She looks like either a tranny with no taste, or a street-walker.
People here that comment she looks good must need glasses, or haven't gotten "any" in a few decades.
39. missywissy - September 6, 2008 12:53 AM
I'm thinking Donatella Versace look-a-like
or
a sexy clown
Hire a stylist, really.
40. bitemebitch - September 6, 2008 4:14 AM
Bow-legged or not, she would STILL kick that skank Britney's ass, and at least Xtina can sing!!!!!!
41. Mykul - September 6, 2008 4:47 AM
Lame, making up false stories I see. Pathetic, really.
42. votetheday.com - September 6, 2008 5:30 PM
http://www.votetheday.com/polls/britney-spears-162/
43. McCain/Palin 2008 - September 6, 2008 7:54 PM
She is just so classless. All that make-up and bleached hair. Blech!
44. San Marco - September 7, 2008 2:19 AM
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45. Schuey - September 7, 2008 8:28 AM
What a strange article...wax fruit? WTF?
I wish Xtina would LOOK in the mirror b4 she walks out the door. Her makeup looks so FUG!!! She is such a pretty girl w/o makeup, but freakin FUG with it.
46. biatch - September 10, 2008 12:54 PM
wow, it looks like her husbands ugly stick has been smacking her over the head
47. Jennie - September 11, 2008 9:51 AM
Britney rules and Christina drools!!! End of story!!!
48. paul - September 27, 2008 12:18 AM
man, that guy stinks like a jew, is fucking ugly, and he turned Christina into a fucking prostitute. She got jewed out of a career in hollywood, and now has playboy written on her fake tits. STinking jews turning her into a blow up doll.
I guess her jewish husband wants to make up for having a 2-inch cock.
www.slate.com/id/2125225/
49. Angelique - October 26, 2009 10:23 PM
Christina is awesome and gorgeous! Britney is a tranny, white trash has been with mental problems and NO TALENT. Period!