Sep 24 2008Britney Spears continues to not look like a total trainwreck who shouldn't be allowed near children
Britney Spears stopped for some coffee yesterday after leaving a dance studio in LA. She continues to look remarkably decent for a woman who only months ago filmed amateur porn in Mexico and spoke with a fake British accent. So, either Britney is a beacon of inspiration, or we live in the Matrix. If it's the latter, let me know so I can stop wearing pants. Or will my pants stop wearing me? Eh? I did drugs in college.

Reader Comments
1. Anon - September 24, 2008 2:56 PM
First!
2. Joe Cat - September 24, 2008 2:57 PM
I'm sick of looking at her
3. HankTheDwarf - September 24, 2008 2:58 PM
This bitch has a hairy asshole.
4. Rough Daddy - September 24, 2008 3:00 PM
looks presentable,,,you have a feeling someone else is driving?
5. Mike Oxbhig - September 24, 2008 3:01 PM
Sarah Palin is a true cunt.
She's also got huge belly fat that she keeps cinched in by those dyke man-suits she wears.
6. Jim - September 24, 2008 3:01 PM
I would think Brit looks okay, but since I discovered Ashlynn Brooke, I have no use for Brit. When I was younger I used to fantasize what it would be like to fuck her, and then I watched Ashlynn Brooke fuck, and now I don't dream about fucking Brit, because Ashlynn is what Brit wishes she looked like, and I would bet anything that Brit doesn't fuck half as good as Ashlynn does.
7. Melissa - September 24, 2008 3:03 PM
Nice jowls, BritBrit. You may have trimmed up your old and tired looking body, but your face still screams short bus.
8. JJ - September 24, 2008 3:08 PM
If she drops another 30 lbs., I'd bone her.
9. Rough Daddy - September 24, 2008 3:09 PM
Cut the girl a break Hank, shes not a porn star, she cant get her dirtbox waxed and bleached,,,or can she,,,for someone who had her upper and lower glutes displayed to the world,,,,
10. rough daddy - September 24, 2008 3:09 PM
sumday i cans be abel to rite things that make cents for read write.
11. Yea - blah blah - September 24, 2008 3:15 PM
Its amazing what money and an army of ppl telling her what to do will change the public outlook of a person.
Apparently all you REALLY need anymore to overcome anything this world has to dish out is:
1. A Publist
2. A Therapist
3. An Agent
That will be the next BIG careers to go into...thoughts??
12. sixpack - September 24, 2008 3:22 PM
Is this girl EVER without some type of beverage in her hand? Reminds me of the muffin top crew I see on 34th and Broadway every morning sucking down some latte-frappe douche drink.
13. Voice of Reason - September 24, 2008 3:22 PM
fuckin a...Ill bet that tastes soooooo good.
14. a reader - September 24, 2008 3:23 PM
#3
and you know anyone who doesn't? you perhaps?
15. SueMe - September 24, 2008 3:24 PM
She's looking more and more like herself again before she got with that loser of a baby's father.
16. AndresV - September 24, 2008 3:28 PM
@13 Has it occurred to you that she is usually photographed as she is seen walking out of an establishment that sells, hum beverages?
17. spoken like a true mud person - September 24, 2008 3:30 PM
"baby's father" is what nigs say when they're desperately trying to inhibit ghetto-speak. Just be true to yourself and say "baby daddy." And...are you referring to the parent who DIDN'T abandon the children? In this case that's the dad. I know, thiis must be very confusing for you, culturally.
18. Slut - September 24, 2008 3:30 PM
Still needs to wash the hair
19. K-Fed - September 24, 2008 3:33 PM
Hey SueMe there is still cotton left to pick outside, then get in there and clean up that cow shit all over the barn, then mop the guest house' floor, then go over the creek and tell Billy it's supper time. And then I will find something else to keep you busy. Hear me or did I use too many bi words. I aint got all day here *WACK* (on the uppper thighs where all the old marks bear testimony to hopelessness and despair and a firm and wise Massah)
20. this is good - September 24, 2008 3:36 PM
http://www.ihateyoujulia.com/?id=0f0993ac5681acca4a06fccd379280b0
Click here - revenge on julia.
21. Anexio - September 24, 2008 3:44 PM
OMsG brit is going to have kids back and shw wont havnet to make any more. kfed isint because he lyes all of the time and just cares about necklaces and makeing weird signals with his hands and stuff. brit kiked his butt to the dsidewalk a lkong time ago and then some stupicd judege stuck his noise into her businesn and then stole her boys and then she had to drink starbuck all day alone and not with anyone and she got sad and threw umbreallas at big mouths. brit look so good here and is backs.
22. Rant - September 24, 2008 3:45 PM
Britney looks like those kids on Disney's The Weekenders....with those eyes a mile apart.
23. Mike Oxbhig - September 24, 2008 3:46 PM
@ 5
Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery
Thanks but the Clay Achin' post is a few below, where you like it.
( O ) sphincter boy. Now turn off your Savage Garden tape and get back to gardening your sugar daddies flower bed.
24. Quagmire - September 24, 2008 3:48 PM
She's chubby, so her butt is big, and the wide-spaced eyes suggest mental retardation.
Note to diary: Jackpot!
25. HHH - September 24, 2008 3:49 PM
Amateur porn in Mexico? Where is this?
26. Jen-jen-bo-ben - September 24, 2008 3:50 PM
Spoken Like a True Mud Person - You are a racist, small-minded, insignificant (sorry, big words probably confuse you - that's just a fancy way of saying you count for nothing and matter to no one) waste of skin. While I'm impressed you even know how to read, shouldn't you be fixing one of the 17 cars parked on your front lawn right now? Writing a love letter to your sister? Brushing your one remaining tooth?
27. I'm Obama & I approve - September 24, 2008 3:53 PM
Hey, Mud Person...are you referring to "the niglet"? Offspring of 2 people of color, or, in my case, a person with a little half-n-half dashed in?
28. Jen-jen-bo-ben - September 24, 2008 3:58 PM
KFed - did Spoken Like a True Mud Person help you write that? It's amazing what two red-necks can accomplish when they put their minds together. The two of you probably have a combined I.Q. of 50.
29. Red Neck - September 24, 2008 3:58 PM
All you dark skinned afterthoughts need to go on and git out before the shit hits the fan and trust me, chaos will ensue before long with our economy and the oil running out. So have your fun cuz it aint gonna last.
You'll see what the white man can do when he is angry.
30. ph7 - September 24, 2008 4:06 PM
Now, *THAT'S* putting lipstick on a pig.
31. dude_on - September 24, 2008 4:06 PM
Fish's whereabouts:
Succumbed to disease and made his open letter to KK his last post
Getting a mani/pedi
Dating a large African American woman who works at the DMV
Yes, Brit hardly resembles a person that would display their genitalia publicly and/or have recorded wild pink wig sex in a seedy Mexico hotel. They should give her back her kids today.
32. dude_on - September 24, 2008 4:07 PM
Fish's whereabouts:
Succumbed to disease and made his open letter to KK his last post
Getting a mani/pedi
Dating a large African American woman who works at the DMV
Yes, Brit hardly resembles a person that would display their genitalia publicly and/or have recorded wild pink wig sex in a seedy Mexico hotel. They should give her back her kids today.
33. dude_on - September 24, 2008 4:08 PM
Fish's whereabouts:
Succumbed to disease and made his open letter to KK his last post
Getting a mani/pedi
Dating a large African American woman who works at the DMV
Yes, Brit hardly resembles a person that would display their genitalia publicly and/or have recorded wild pink wig sex in a seedy Mexico hotel. They should give her back her kids today.
34. Jen-jen-bo-ben - September 24, 2008 4:10 PM
Red Neck - you sound bitter. Sure, it sucks that you have a penis the size of a cocktail weiner, but c'mon. You should get over it already.
35. Mike Oxbhig - September 24, 2008 4:14 PM
Sarah Palin leaves really thick brown skidmarks on her leopard print granny panties.
The panties also have long, wispy stray pubes that get matted into the fabric and mixed in with the leftover shit she fails to wipe out of her loose asshole.
36. Reverend James W. Givens, Jr. - September 24, 2008 4:17 PM
Hi Britney, hang in there. I'll be praying for you. Just remeber who you are & how hard you've worked to be a success over the years. You've been a great encouragement with your talent & beauty. Don't take the weird things people do & say to hard. You're strong. I've watched. You can do it. You're gonna be alright. Lol. james. Peace. P.S. Don't forget to pray & love GOD 1st.
37. Jen-jen-bo-ben - September 24, 2008 4:21 PM
Mike Oxbhig - that's some brilliant sh*t you wrote. And commenting on something that is completely irrelevant to the post - sheer genius. I'm guessing you are either 15 years old or else you're 40, live in your mom's basement and have never seen a real girl naked (and no, the pornos you have stashed under your mattress so your mom doesn't find them do not count).
Honestly, making fun of morons like you is so easy, it seems unfair.
38. Mike - September 24, 2008 4:26 PM
Totally tappable.
39. Mike Oxbhig - September 24, 2008 4:27 PM
#37, if us republicans had our way and could get away with it, no cunt would be allowed to use a computer.
you must leave thick, juicy skidmarks if you took my comment to heart like that.
40. mimi - September 24, 2008 4:41 PM
DIE FISH DIE!
Looking GOOD Brit!
41. ummm...yeah - September 24, 2008 5:18 PM
DIE MIMI DIE!
BTW...Where's Randal?
42. Barney Stinson - September 24, 2008 5:37 PM
# 37, you hit a nerve with Oxbhig....you must be right with one of your guesses.
He likes his women older and more manly like Hillary Clinton. Now, that gives him a chubby.
43. meee - September 24, 2008 5:38 PM
she still has that whole wrestler neck going on.
44. mImi - September 24, 2008 5:39 PM
I joke.......I love you Fish!!!!!!
45. whatever fags - September 24, 2008 6:39 PM
she has such a pretty girlie face
46. Urbanspaceman - September 24, 2008 6:59 PM
She's heavily sedated in these photos.
47. r - September 24, 2008 6:59 PM
She has the ugliest FAS eyes I have ever seen.
48. seriously look it up - September 24, 2008 7:03 PM
24 wide set eyes suggest youth and feminine beauty. study aesthetics.
maybe it's the reason why this " no talent " girl has a diamond record.
49. b - September 24, 2008 7:06 PM
her eyes are so pretty, I love big innocent eyes. she is very angelic looking
50. mai-tai - September 24, 2008 7:07 PM
She has developed some serious frown lines. Granted, she has crazy money, but the girl wasn't happy. Good for pop to intervene.
People, please stop responding to the racists. It just makes them louder.
51. what is hot to me - September 24, 2008 7:12 PM
big eyes = hot
squint eyes = ugly
little nose = hot
big nose = ugly
if she lost 20 pounds already she would be perfect
perfect body, perfect face
52. Anonymous - September 24, 2008 7:14 PM
Uh, #48, her diamond record is because there are a lot of musically brain-dead tweenies buying her processed crap. Obviously, you're one of them. It will never be about musical talent for this twit. It's all marketing, always has been, always will be. Step outside your little bubble.
53. n1 - September 24, 2008 7:23 PM
Wideset eyes actually suggest someone that has inbred genetics.
Britney is anything but feminine, have you seen her neck?
54. Cartman - September 24, 2008 7:26 PM
She looks sober. This can't be happening!
55. papa was a rolling stone - September 24, 2008 7:27 PM
52- if someone was a tween in 99 ( year of her diamond record), they are in their 20s now. Britney Spear's music for her last 3 albums is lude and full of sex moans.No parent in their right mind would let their tween listen to Britney Spears. Her fan base is mostly gay males in their mid 20s. 90% of current pop music sucks and the "singers" are not "talented".if you think rhianna (sp?), madonna, and whoever else has any different degree of talent than britney, you have no taste in music anyways. they are all the same.
56. flim flam - September 24, 2008 7:47 PM
53-
there is no such thing as facial features that suggest inbred genetics. mental retardation, bone abnormalities, but no such things as facial features that suggest such.
However:
In the 1930s, researchers isolated specific "cute" features in the resting face, seemingly favored by human beings in every society. A set of youthful features and proportions (e.g., wide-set eyes and full lips set upon soft skin) appears to be attractive both in male and female faces. Existence of an infantile schema was originally identified in mammals (including Homo sapiens) by Konrad Lorenz (1939).
Cunningham's (1986) experiments on the relationship between specific female features and male response indicated that men were especially attracted to faces demonstrating those features that Keating had demonstrated as ‘non-dominant’ (see Figure 2Go) or ‘neo-natal’ in type, having large foreheads, large, wide set eyes, small nose and chin, and full lips. It was suggested that these characteristics tended to stimulate a nurturing or caring instinct in the male observer as these features are particularly characteristic of infants (Enlow, 1990Go).
57. angela - September 24, 2008 9:30 PM
Britney looks nice.
58. Kate - September 24, 2008 10:12 PM
weird, i have that same free people tank top
59. Jen-jen-bo-ben Giant-black-wieners, again and again - September 24, 2008 10:31 PM
Bitter? Yes. That I am watching my country rot. And the likes of you mud skinned degenerates multiplying like cockroaches. Mexico is a sorry impoverished nation filled with low life scum. Now these third rate morons are all coming here to ruin our nation. And jigs? Well, you know they are criminals and apes.
yeah I sure am bitter bitch. Just don't come down the streets where I live.
60. lazy troll - September 25, 2008 12:34 AM
first
61. Kristen - September 25, 2008 3:27 AM
Britney Spears and retarded people look like confused cows.
62. Roop - September 25, 2008 3:53 AM
aw fuck off all you haters, Britney is a fox. Haven't really seen pics of her smoking either, that's a good sign she's getting her shit together.
63. Roop - September 25, 2008 3:53 AM
aw fuck off all you haters, Britney is a fox. Haven't really seen pics of her smoking either, that's a good sign she's getting her shit together.
64. godiva - September 25, 2008 5:19 AM
we're all so lucky
unlike these people:
http://listverse.com/crime/7-terrible-abuses-suffered-by-women-around-the-world/
65. arturos wet nut sack - September 25, 2008 7:00 AM
actually she looks good. completely back to normal (for a hick)
66. gerard Vandenberg - September 25, 2008 8:10 AM
......................actually she looks and smells like shit, DOG-SHIT that is, folks!!
67. {{ (_|_) }} - September 25, 2008 11:45 AM
3. HankTheDwarf - September 24, 2008 2:58 PM said -
"This bitch has a hairy asshole."
Quite the opposite .... she Nair's that "bad-boy" right along with her cooz
Smoother than a baby's ass.
Best thing I noticed is she's not wearing those freaking ugly-assed cowboy boots
#35 - you sound as though you know what you're tralking about ... I'm guessing something bad happened to you lastnight?
#56 - too much information
68. Ignorance is Bliss - September 25, 2008 11:58 AM
@8 .... Who the hell do you think YOU'RE kidding baby boy?
You've never boned a broad in your life if you think your pecker would turn a naked Britney down. YOUR dick would stand attention if "Queen Latifah" were standing in front of you naked and rubbing that thing. Cuz a stiff dick has
NO CONCIOUS .... It'll fuck a knothole at 6:00 am.
"Fuck her if she loses weight ..... BWAAAA hAHAHAHAHA....."
69. ivanroachcoach - September 25, 2008 1:14 PM
It's incredible how normal and well-adjusted someone can seem to be when they stop living the vida loca as a crank-snorting, demolition-derby-driving, no-panties-wearing, paparazzi-screwing filthy trailer skank.
Yeah, she's making progress by leaps and bounds.
70. HorribleJudgment - September 25, 2008 7:35 PM
She's supposed to looks good here? Her hair looks repulsive. It's greasy, uncombed, and unkempt. Her shirt looks like something you'd find in a fucking childrens store, and she's FAT! Her body, her arms--FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT!!!!!!!!!! Jeez, look at that blubbery arm, it's GROSS! Look at the arm holding the coffee, at where her arm is bending on the other side of the elbow. There is literally so much fat and blubber that it is folding over on itself! EWWWWW!
71. snackmix - September 25, 2008 8:41 PM
Still an ugly, trashy girl.
72. snackmix - September 25, 2008 8:44 PM
I agree with post #24 (Quagmire).
Looking at those wide-spaced eyes, I suspect a little in-breeding.
73. BROOKE - October 7, 2008 9:18 AM
I am sooooooooo happy that Britney seems to be getting back to her old self. Her parents really do deserves some credit. If they hadn't went in and took over, basically fighting for their daughter's life, then who knows what would of happened. Luckily, things have turned around for Britt. I hope she remembers that your family are the only people that you can depend on to love you no matter what, they will be the ones that will be there even if you weren't famous. Also, there are always going to be people that will criticize you and call you names, just do not listen to them. They will try to make you feel terrible about yourself. You are looking great and all of your exercising seems to of paid off because you look beautiful and healthy. Don't listen to all these crazy people who say that you are fat because you clearly are not. You don't want to get too skinny and look sickly. Anyway, you and your family are in my prayers, Britney , and I am so proud of you.
74. BROOKE - October 7, 2008 9:26 AM
I am sooooooooo happy that Britney seems to be getting back to her old self. Her parents really do deserves some credit. If they hadn't went in and took over, basically fighting for their daughter's life, then who knows what would of happened. Luckily, things have turned around for Britt. I hope she remembers that your family are the only people that you can depend on to love you no matter what, they will be the ones that will be there even if you weren't famous. Also, there are always going to be people that will criticize you and call you names, just do not listen to them. They will try to make you feel terrible about yourself. You are looking great and all of your exercising seems to of paid off because you look beautiful and healthy. Don't listen to all these crazy people who say that you are fat because you clearly are not. You don't want to get too skinny and look sickly. Your eyes are what makes you stand out, beautiful brown eyes, they are just perfect. Anyway, you and your family are in my prayers, Britney , and I am so proud of you.
75. BROOKE - October 7, 2008 9:33 AM
I think her eyes are what make her so unique and beautiful. I don't think they are too far apart, they are just perfect, her sister has the same eyes. They are kind of like doe eyes...So pretty! Plus, blonde hair and brown eyes is a sign of beauty.