Sep 29 2008Jennifer Aniston in a bikini raises some serious questions (photos)

firts!!

I'd hit it.

nsfw why?

I'll NEVER understand how Brad could leave this gorgeous woman for bag of bones fish lipped insanely confused diseased whore like Angie. I mean Jen is superficial and all that BS but shit, she looks a whole lot better than that bitch.... TO each it's own though. This is a woman that used to "BRAG" about fucking Billy Bob... Who brags about that?

dunno.. as much as i'd like to see some meat curtains to match those uncensored topless shots from that movie she was in, i think someone is having a wet dream. i dont see anything that could be mistaken for pussy of any kind.

what a crappy monday lol

Um, no that is not "crotch cellulite", although if that condition DID exist, I'm sure Kim Kardashianskankwhore would have it.
That's just an odd angle, and Good lord, if that's all there is to pick on today, we need to start over. Or, at least pick on Heather Locklear some more.
Pick on Heather, I say?Oh, LET'S!

I don't see vagina in any of these. Disappointed....

its a tiny bikini. its just some side vag. it kinda looks like the bikini got stuck in...ya know...the...crease.

Did someone take one too many tokes off their crack pipe this AM? What lippage? What crotchy goodness? None. ...so not cool to tease like that...

it just looks like her bikini bottom shifted to the side a little bit, that can happen if it's too small.

I think that's called a tanline...

looks like muscle...

this is not a vagina. boys are silly, especially the ones who prefer to imagine a sidevagina rather than accept you're simply seeing a bit of pubic area.

hello..............hello............................HELLO!!!!!!
THIS IS PRUDISH AMERICA SPEAKING?

That is just part of her leg, not a vagina. Stop censoring every pic you get just to get people to click on the link.

That is part of her leg, not a vagina. Stop censoring every pic you get just to get people to click on the link.

Fuck. I would love to be able to jump in here and say: "Geezus! Jennifer Anniston has a lopsided vagina! It's wrinkly, and it's cellulitey, and it's stretched to disgusting, barf-inducing lengths! Any guy commenting in here that still says she's got at this point is either hard up, gay, or an attention whore! She's done! She's a fucking mutant from mutant land! How fucking dare she even be as fucking irresponsible as to wear a bikini, knowing that it could slip, and she could be revealing to everyone her vaginal mutant, causing them to vomit and...."

You get the point. Sadly, I cannot say any of these things. It looks like muscle. Not her vagina. Oh well. Maybe next time?

Yes#16 they are "Protecting the Children" from Jeniffer Aniston's cobweb clams...

I wonder what kinda camera that is...

no vagina to speak of.

and i gotta say: thank god.

is she still bangin john mayer or what?

if not, she needs to get some mo' tail!

She is too masculine for my tastes

Damn, she's looking good.....

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stupid ass bitch, she should learn how to suck a dick maybe then she could keep a man.

i think its the left half of her vag

Looks like a vaginal wedgie to me. I'dl put it into my mouth.

She must have some really fucked up issues.
This chick has been tossed around like a bad salad.
Obviously not a "keeper".
She should probably just do porn that way no one cares about how fucked in the head she really is.

We don't care about yet another picture of this dried up sandy-vagina'd sourpuss.

We want the Sarah Palin swimsuit contest video clip. Now.

{picard} Make it so.

@ 19: I think its a Nikon! *lol*

@ rest: where did you see the non-censured versions?????

@16 it is better to censored the somewhat questionable pics than it is for your boss to come strolling in the room saying WTF?! YOU'RE FIRED!

@ 29: he might fire you anyway for doing nothing but surfing the net for gossip! *lol*

She was hot in her day, about 10 years ago, now she's just a fat old has been.

you've gotta be kiddding me i saw this pic before the star was put on no vagina shot are your really all getting crazy!!!!

you've gotta be kiddding me i saw this pic before the star was put on no vagina shot are your really all getting crazy!!!!

THIS IS A VAGINA...

To people who have never actually seen a vagina before, otherwise, looks like her upper thigh.

What's the difference ?
Thong in the front ... or thong in the rear
Personally I like the Vaginal-Thong .... makes things intresting

Slow Monday morning fish?

As much as I would love to find something wrong with her, I can't. She really is one of the most naturally beautiful celebs out there. So since I am having an honest Monday....vote McCain!

Slow Monday morning fish?

You have gotta be kidding me there was no shot of a vagina or cellulite either . Don't you have anyone else to pick on for gods sake. I seen this before your star was put on it was a muscle no Vagina you morons. go pick on the shin and bones person ok!!!

Why this girls attracts attention is beyond me. Is it the "Maryann from Gilligan Island" effect?

Its muscle.

And she looks perfectly edible to me.....

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Vote McCain??? He's falling apart and Palin has disintegrated. The only thing keeping the race close is racism.

But, no matter - the polls indicate that since the financial collapse began, registered voters 55+ years old have moved from McCain to Obama. They're the most reliable voting bloc in every election and they used to be with McCain by a wide margin. But they're scared and they don't think McCain knows what he's doing re: the economy and finance (probably because he has admitted exactly that in the recent past). They're going to stay scared because the financial crisis will level off slowly, followed by genuine recession (another huge jump in unemployment will be announced soon). McCain will fumble his way through all this because he simply doesn't understand it, and when that happens, he gets impatient and angry and says dumb things. The oldest candidate ever has to carry the old folks vote, and McCain won't. It's over.

I've hit and will re-hit soon.

what the hell are you talking about her stupid bikini bottom flipped over and is riding almost to a wedgie (camel toe).. um.. but it isnt and there is nothing to see.. you people and your imagination..

oh and i would def hit it.

NIce try, but come on...

U gotta be kiddin:

U gott be an idiot. Polls don't matter. The exit-polls for the '04 election had Kerry running away with it. That didn't happen.

U gotta be kiddin:

U gotta be an idiot. Polls don't matter. The exit-polls for the '04 election had Kerry running away with it. That didn't happen.

U gotta be kiddin:

U gotta be an idiot. Polls don't matter. The exit-polls for the '04 election had Kerry running away with it. That didn't happen.

have you never actually seen a vagina?

All you guys saying you'd "hit it" - puh-leez. I wouldn't even look in your direction. I had Brad Pitt licking my pussy for years (until he started yammering about having lots of kids, and look what a freak he's become now). The one way you guys resemble Brad is when he gets his hair cut short, and then it looks like your hair - on your back. So go head, lift up your hairy beer bellies and trying to find that frightened gherkin you call a penis and tweezer yourselves to my bikini pictures. It's the highlight of your pathetic lives.

Stuttering Joe, "polls don't matter" is what the losers say.

It's just her LEG... get a life!

I'm guessing The Superficial's writer has never actually seen a vagina.

Losers like John Kerry who was leading in the Virginia polls by 18 points and ended up losing by 6 points LMAO@LEFTARDS

I am going to waste my vote, but still vote Obama. He WILL NOT win, no matter what the polls say. 2004 taught us a valuable lesson, which is that the Republicans, and their war-hungry ways, have the unique ability to FIX an election. I never thought I would say this, but after the past eight years, I am ashamed to be an American.

The Iranian President wasn't wrong when he said that "the American empire was about to fall." Fall we will, rightfully so. Our life of excess, and worship of media has finally caught up with us. Its time to pay the piper, and unfortunately for us, the debt we owe, will cause this ill-fated country of ours, to spinning out of control.

There will be riots, race wars, a monumentous take over by organized criminals, and a civil war that will make the last one look like a picnic.

All of this, attributed to a President, driven by his own personal greed, and an administration as crooked as the letter it has been lead by... W. How this fake got away with starting this war is beyond me, and how it is that he is not being tried for war crimes, and crimes against humanity is simply wrong.

And Bill Clinton was impeached for lying about a blow job??? So what should the punnishment for lying to a country, as well as the United Nations be???

Again, I am ashamed of my country.

It's a part of her labia majora hanging out. It happens.

if you're such an expert then you'll know that the labia is flexible. but all you know is how to screw the vaginal opening and that's all.

if you're such an expert then you'll know that the labia is flexible. but all you know is how to screw the vaginal opening and that's all.

I think she looks fabulous.

McCain doesn't have anybody remotely like Karl Rove. Far from it. At least half the comments and tactics they've used so far have backfired, which - if you've followed his career - is very typical of a John McCain campaign. Expect it to continue, because McCain himself is impulsive and a rash decision-maker, and unlike most other politicians he refuses to give over total control to the professionals managing his campaigns. At the end of last week, when journalists asked campaign officials what his schedule would be, they ended up saying "I don't know, ask John" after being wrong over and over again. He needs to settle down, pick a few anti-Obama messages and stick with them, and pound them in over and over again until they appear as truth even if they're mostly lies. He won't do that.

so FUCKING fat

@57

Wrong sweetie. Dont forget the ballon knot.

Okay, so it seems that it's not her vagina that's showing coming out of the side of her bikini bottoms...but maybe she's got an asshole on her head?

Why do you put the pink start to cover up something that is not there?

Are you that desperate for clicks on your website?

U G L Y , you aint got no alibi you ugly.

31 - she is not a has-been or old or fat you loser. she is gorgeous and has the perfect body.
brad was an idiot to leave her for that whore psycho bitch he's with now.
jen is the best and always will be. you are just jealous and could never in a million years get someone like her.
loser.

That's not a vagina, that's a catchers mitt !!!

66- are you blind? her face is ugly as sin and looking old, and she isn't good at anything, or interesting, her voice is also cringe worthy. I wish she would go away forever

Why does she look like a man?

damn! John Mayer really did a number on her, he left her vag all lopsided

The vagina is the internal tube. You cannot see it without tools - but since you are one maybe you have powers we don't.

That would be an extremely outer bit of mound - not even labia. K?

No ass whatsoever

@ 55

"All of this, attributed to a President, driven by his own personal greed, and an administration as crooked as the letter it has been lead by... W. How this fake got away with starting this war is beyond me, and how it is that he is not being tried for war crimes, and crimes against humanity is simply wrong."

That's your opinion.
Here are the facts.

The Executive Branch (i.e. the President) has only the power to sign legislation passed by Congress into law, veto legislation, make treaties with foreign nations with consent of 2/3 of Senate, pardon or release criminals, enact executive orders, and with the consent of Senate, appoint Supreme Court Justices and federal judges.

The Legislative Branch (i.e. Congress) is composed of the House of Representatives and the Senate. Powers constitutionally granted to Congress are the ability to levy and collect taxes, coin and regulate money, establish post offices and roads ... PROVIDE FOR COMMON DEFENSE AND PROMOTE THE PURSUIT OF LIBERTY, DECLARE WAR, RAISE AND SUPPORT ARMIES, PROVIDE AND MAINTAIN A NAVY, MAKE RULES FOR THE REGULATION OF LAND AND NAVAL FORCES, PROVIDE FOR, ARM, AND DISCIPLINE THE MILITIA ... etc.

I hope that clears things up for you.

Potentially NSFW? Are you insane?

@71 Thank you.

Read a book, you dumb fucks. All of you fucking virtual illiterates make me sick. I fucking hate you lowlife pieces of shit.

That's just her gracillus muscle you bunch of noobs. Man I had my Vaseline already to go.

Now we know why she can't hold onto a man and why they all leave her so quickly.

Probably smells like a dirty diaper and cabbage "down there".

Phew....

Oh my lord. She's done this before; why oh why Jennifer do you feel the need to show this. And ladies, can we agree that we ALL know when we are showing something. When I was younger and showed a bit of skin, I sure as hell knew what I was doing. I have predicted that in a very few years, we will see full shots of these ah, things on tv -- just like in porn movies.

And then what will be left to show.

I think I'm going to throw up a little in my mouth.

NOW we know why the markets collapsed a mere 6% in value. Pffft! Release the Britney/Adnan tape! Western civilization will a take bath the size of the Pacific Tidal Basin. Wait, let me call down the Moon. Might as well compound the catastrophe.

the bikini bottom is too small so some labia mejora is hanging loose. at age 40, she needs to stop kidding herself. look at how she is hiding the stomach in so many pics. she is getting flab-forty.

Hey Fish, I understand your confusion. First glance does indicate an awful old shrew's dilapidated vagoo. Second glance reveals the reality that it's just some side-cock from Chris Robinson. Where's Kate?

No wonder Brad left her, she has a saggy vaj and she hasn't even had any kids!! Now Angie is a different story, but she is still sexier than this thing.

Looks pretty normal to me. Don't know what all the hype is about really.
She's beautiful of course. ;)

I don't see shit...what pussy pics are you looking at?

Nice boobs! she surely reminds me of the hot and sexy cougar I once met on __Agelessmate.c om__ I mean, if you don't really care about the age, sometimes, you will enjoy somenthing better! kid u no!

is this all you fucks know how to do? criticize celebrities all dam day? Why not criticize those camel fuckin arabs, jihad, and pussypakis..who do nothing but terrorize and destroy our USA?

Photo glich.

umm i am pretty sure her bikini just got shifted over a bit... it is just a muscle or something, definitely not her labia, and definitely not unsafe for work

#73 - That's right buddy! You keep straightening out the liberal bastards. Recite the articles to them, knowing, "the more you do it, the more they'll believe it!" Heck, I have everyone in my party convinced that I am the right choice for President.

But seriously folks, if you believe that our government isn't corrupt, and that George W and all of his friends (his Daddy too) haven't prospered from this war, then you truly need to take off the blinders. I agree with #55, and will go on record to say that this administration will go down in history, as the administration that killed the United States of America.

Whether you're a Dem or a Republican, stop and take a look around you, and you won't have to look far to see the work of the true terrorists. My suggestion to #55 is to not vote. Whoever lands in office next is going to inherit a mess that they would never be able to dig themselves out of. Each candidate should be begging the other to take the job... I wouldn't want it. It's a bad time to be President, and it's a bad time to be an American!

She looks OK !!!

XOXO

This post is like Seinfeld....it's about nothing.

Geez, men don't even know what a vagina looks like. That's the crease between her leg and her pelvis.

She is screaming for attention, so I'm sure she knew wxactly what she was doing...

She is screaming for attention, so I'm sure she knew wxactly what she was doing...

How the *+%* does a picture of Jennifer Aniston's vagina lead to a discussion about Obama vs. McCain? Did I miss something? Is one of these douchebags about to outlaw vaginas? Shut up, people, this is Jennifer Aniston's vagina we're talking about, not some superficial bullshit about who is going to be the next President of the United States.

ew.

The medical term for that censored part is called the "leg."

I was expecting more from that picture. I agree with KC. That part is called the "Leg"...

I guess I was expecting a second vagina or something. Too bad.

Can you say 'overreact'?
It's called small bikini, walking, muscles and an odd angle folks.

It's not like that truly weird one of Denise Richards

I've been with HUNDREDS of chicks and I'm 100% sure that's her anus.

#100 That's not an anus.

If you want to see a perfect asshole, go check out #17.

@89

I was being sarcastic.

Anywho, onto more pressing business--NO.
That is NOT Jennifer Aniston's vagina.

@89

I was being sarcastic.

Anywho, onto more pressing matters--NO.
That is NOT Jennifer Aniston's vagina.

There are my two cents.

yay, definitely the bikini spandex thrusting her skin to the extent of her elasticity... I, too, have seen this countless time ;).. Definitely prime MILF goodness.. two thumbs up Ms Aniston..

FYI, im ur huckleberry.
luke

Last.

Did anyone else hate her character on Friends? Did anyone else hate all of the characters on Friends?

The Hell? India and its' stampedes! Is that part of the appeal for temples? Go to worship and then stomp the slower ones on the way out? Is this a plan to help Ganesh improve the gene pool? WTF India! Put some more exits in those damn buildings.

President Chimpy is speaking to the nation on the economic turmoil. This should help.

well, thats lame, that's just her bikini getting stuck in her vagina. You don't know what it's like to have one of those, and wear a tiny piece of cloth over it, do you? She's just got her panties in a wad.

Whats the big story here? That little roll of skin is known as the demarcation point between the useful and useless parts of a woman. The other way to determine the demarcation point is a the edge of a bikini. All useful female parts are covered up by a bikini. That was congresses idea also.

I bet you're voting for that asshole McCain

She is hotter than ever. I love you Jen

This picture, the one that everyone is arguing over, has been PHOTOSHOPED!

Whoever did it was a rank amateur! You can easily see the faded lines of the blur tool. Please stop posting these stupid pictures, that is unless you have a pro photoshop them for you.

I'm available at $100 an hour.

Maybe it's a cleft vagina

if you dont see how insanely hot jennifer anniston is then you, are not a man

that is a perfectly brazillian waxed piece of vagine sticking out. not her actual puss. god not only does america suck, guys are suck as well.

Um, I don't think that's her vagina. . . pretty sure it's just a fold in her skin. You guys need to calm down a little : p

#113

#63 only charges $2 an hour plus she swallows.

that is no roast beef sandwich

#19 - THE CAMERA LOOKS LIKE A NIKON D300 WITH AND 18-200 VR LENS

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Whoever wrote this is a complete moron (or has never seen the female anatonmy......either way is not good). There is NOTHING to see you idiot. Go back downstairs in your mother's basement where you belong.

Jen is gorgeous as usual.

Whoever wrote this is a complete moron (or have never seen the female anatonmy......either way is not good). There is NOTHING to see you idiot. Go back downstairs in your mother's basement where you belong.

Jen is gorgeous as usual.

eww look at pic no. 4 she looks like an old lady without her dentures !!

Ekkkk look at that first pic she looks like a prying mantis looking for her mate to eat..bwahahahahh. Seriously Anuston should stop wearing those tiny bikini she's not hot anymore she's like an old lady in a bikini SHE'S GROSSSS AND PUKE INDUCING !!!

I really think she should have pulled it aside a little more to give us a really good look at that sweet juicy little thing. Are thhere any better shots of her sweet monkey?

Oh, that's definitely some lip. Her bikini bottom is stuck up in her vag crack and the left lip is exposed. Meat curtain indeed!!

this woman looks great for her age. and there's no vagina showing you stupid moron.