Aug 7 2008Winnie Cooper found! Writing books under the name 'Danica McKellar' (Sure. Why not?)
Ah, Winnie Cooper, my first love. All those summer days spent swimming, throwing rocks at hippies and participating in other activities that beat you over the head that it's the 60's. But those times were never meant to last. Like most young loves, ours' was doomed from the start. Almost as stinging as learning Paul Pfeiffer wasn't really Marilyn Manson, I'll never forget that fateful day Winnie Cooper broke my heart in two, and the words she told me:
"Kevin," she said. "You know how you do those weird, little monologues in your head? People can hear that shit."
Awkward!
Photos: Bauer-Griffin
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Reader Comments
1. sillysalamander - August 7, 2008 4:02 PM
First Thunder-Cunts!!!
BOOOYAH!!!
2. raoulduke357 - August 7, 2008 4:02 PM
Kind of a butter-face. Hot body though, especially in the last pic.
3. sillysalamander - August 7, 2008 4:03 PM
2nd mother-bitches!!!
4. confused - August 7, 2008 4:05 PM
i wish my penis was the straw in lucky #7. #8 shows the vast extent of her weave
5. RichPort - August 7, 2008 4:05 PM
Still a funny looking beeotch.
6. morga - August 7, 2008 4:06 PM
she's aged decently-well
7. sillysalamander - August 7, 2008 4:06 PM
yeah #2 , but you know the old sayin', face down ass up, that's the way we love to fuck!
8. Jim S. - August 7, 2008 4:07 PM
I am so in love all over again... *drool*
9. Jocco - August 7, 2008 4:08 PM
she has a weird retarded looking face
10. liz - August 7, 2008 4:10 PM
your name is NOT kevin.... ew
11. Kristin - August 7, 2008 4:11 PM
I love her. The Wonder Years is one of the best shows. I think she looks gorgeous.
Lmao @ the "They can hear that shit!"
12. Shenanigans - August 7, 2008 4:11 PM
You guys are crazy, she looks great! She's smokin hot!
13. sam - August 7, 2008 4:13 PM
Maybe if she stuck her head in the dryer on high heat for 60 minutes, it wouldn't be 5 times too big for her body. There's something going on that's vaguely...chromosomal.
14. havoc - August 7, 2008 4:14 PM
Nice body.....
.
15. Tara - August 7, 2008 4:18 PM
She looks great!
Although I'm kinda confused about what the heck she's doing in that dress and those shoes with kids sitting at desks :-/...girls on top of that. Well, maybe there were some boys there...but the tight dress and heels sent them into shock and they had to be removed.
16. Buck Futter - August 7, 2008 4:18 PM
My semen's in that bottle.
17. literarycritic - August 7, 2008 4:21 PM
@#13: LMAO
18. Gardens of the Sinner - August 7, 2008 4:24 PM
Not only did Ms. McKellar star in a rather interesting TV series back in the day, she's also a maths genius:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danica_mckellar
And, admittedly, she looks pretty good.
19. Kate - August 7, 2008 4:27 PM
Wow she's still beautiful! Like a natural, classic pretty, she's taken well care of herself and has maintained a dignified beauty.
20. Ferdinand Narcos - August 7, 2008 4:27 PM
Smart.Hot.Not a slut.What is there to not love about Ms.McKellar,outside of the fact she's not sitting on my face as I type this?
21. Bigheadmike - August 7, 2008 4:28 PM
I'd give it a shot
22. Poytu - August 7, 2008 4:28 PM
I tred to jerk it to her once but ended up finishing with naked pictures of Oprah.
23. Poytu - August 7, 2008 4:29 PM
I tried to jerk it to her once but ended up finishing with naked pictures of Oprah.
24. combustion8 - August 7, 2008 4:30 PM
goofy face.. great body.. I'd paper bag it.
25. washington - August 7, 2008 4:30 PM
I dare you to stare at picture #4 for more than a few seconds without laughing. Try it.
26. Rick - August 7, 2008 4:39 PM
I think she's hot! And if she kind of jerks around awkwardly and yells "guh" involuntarily and drools a lot, well sir, that there is the recipe for an outstanding blowjob.
27. Sell Porn Make Money - August 7, 2008 4:39 PM
still has the baby fat...
28. Scott - August 7, 2008 4:52 PM
Definitely hittable.
29. scooby - August 7, 2008 5:01 PM
Wait, Marilyn Manson ISN'T THAT KID? Woahhhhhhhhh... i think I owe someone a hundred bucks. Fuck. I gotta google this.
I love the water-bottle pictures! She aged great!
30. Dr. Otto Van DerWahl - August 7, 2008 5:05 PM
Wow, Ms. Winnie has excellent birthing hips
31. Grover Cleveland - August 7, 2008 5:08 PM
I'd hit her like a swaddler on an unbridled horse if I may say so
32. el - August 7, 2008 5:18 PM
Danica is so bomb its stupid. And the hottness doubles bc she has a brain.
No, maybe it tripples. I'm not sure, but what I am sure about is what I would do to her if I was a man.
oh yeah, she's all sorts of bomb.com
hey girl heyyyy!
33. el - August 7, 2008 5:18 PM
Danica is so bomb its stupid. And the hottness doubles bc she has a brain.
No, maybe it tripples. I'm not sure, but what I am sure about is what I would do to her if I was a man.
oh yeah, she's all sorts of bomb.com
hey girl heyyyy!
34. Like Any of You Guys Would Get A Second Look - August 7, 2008 5:18 PM
lmao@"Definitely hittable"
35. friendlyfires - August 7, 2008 5:36 PM
HEY!
LEAVE HER ALONE!!!
I'M DATING HER!!!
BASTARD - I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE - IN THE BASEMENT OF YOUR EX-MOTHER-IN-LAW'S!
36. Blah - August 7, 2008 5:46 PM
monkeyface. and who the hell would be interested enough in going to her book signing; let alone reading her book (though I did hear she's a real brainiac; some sort of math whiz or something... but math is gay).
37. lidiya - August 7, 2008 6:29 PM
danica wrote a book called "math doesn't suck" for girls in elementary math that uses overly-girly examples to keep girly girls' interest in the subject. or something. i agree with those who say she looks and is awesome.
38. cranky - August 7, 2008 6:54 PM
I'd eat a bucket of shit to get at her bunghole.
39. venomhed - August 7, 2008 7:02 PM
Ewww, didn't age well. She looked great when she was a pre-teen, not anymore.
Oh well, life goes on....
40. tina - August 7, 2008 7:04 PM
The fish's name is kevin?
41. Kim Lardassian - August 7, 2008 7:16 PM
Looks cute reminds me of my youth.
42. woodhorse - August 7, 2008 7:29 PM
#19 We know that's you Randall.
43. Supernetuser - August 7, 2008 7:53 PM
She's got smarts, that's always good.
44. tina - August 7, 2008 7:57 PM
The fish's name is kevin?
45. tina - August 7, 2008 7:58 PM
The fish's name is kevin?
46. tina - August 7, 2008 7:58 PM
The fish's name is kevin?
47. lilkutie - August 7, 2008 8:03 PM
She kinda resembles a muppet
48. joe - August 7, 2008 8:45 PM
Nothing resembling a muppet here:
http://www.dailystab.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/danica_mckellar_stuff-2.jpg
49. roop - August 7, 2008 9:40 PM
I was more of a fan of her sister, Crystal who played Becky Slater. Now that was a fine piece of 15 yr old ass there...I was 17.
50. Big Bad Johnny - August 7, 2008 9:58 PM
Winnie, time to take some lessons from Lily!!!!!! Let them babies hang out!!!!!
51. Hot Spicy Jenny - August 7, 2008 10:01 PM
Nice to know that this place is one big recruiting ground for pedophiles.
Is that police sirens I hear coming to your house you sick fucks
52. Rachelraquel - August 7, 2008 10:16 PM
"All those summer days spent swimming, throwing rocks at hippies and participating in other activities that beat you over the head that it's the 60's. "
Nice fragment, superfish dumbass.
53. Faggot - August 7, 2008 10:18 PM
Despite all of your comments, you disgusting neckbeards know that you'd let the 2008 Winnie Cooper model take your virginity.
54. Dan - August 7, 2008 11:10 PM
Gonna find 'er, gonna make 'er pregnant, gonna run away.
55. Drunkman - August 8, 2008 8:13 AM
All those epiosides of the Wonder Years I watched I never understood the attraction Kevin had to Winnie. She just wasn't that hot. Now I see.
56. Chelsea - August 8, 2008 10:19 AM
She also sometimes judges on Pet Star on Animal Planet. Seriously. Because when I'm thinking, "Who would I like to see judge a pet do tricks?" the answer is always Winnie Cooper. The show's also judged by Mario Lopez. Of course. Because he'll do pretty much anything for money.
57. Sheva - August 8, 2008 11:11 AM
Maybe a little too much makeup for the message of math for girls but she looks absolutely awesome.
How old is she now?
58. Brutor - August 8, 2008 11:25 AM
She's one of very few people with a finite Erdős–Bacon number.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erd%C5%91s%E2%80%93Bacon_number
All actors and actresses in anything more than a commercial or two have a "Bacon" number, of which most of you are familiar. The other is the number of steps to get from your published paper to a guy named Erdős. Hence very few people have one, and of those that do, most are big scientists who made a cameo. She's one of very few who have a legitimate paper and a legitimate movie career separate from cameos. Blossom is another.
59. gerard Vandenberg - August 8, 2008 12:35 PM
please get lost again..................HURRY UP!!
60. Pixie - August 8, 2008 12:59 PM
She has aged very very well. I like her face too, its very sweet and pretty, kind of cherubic. =^)
61. rough daddy - August 8, 2008 4:09 PM
aint nothing wrong with her still hot...
62. faseforeal - August 8, 2008 5:31 PM
WINNIE IS FUCKIN HOT!!!!!!!!!!
63. mr.camel toe - August 8, 2008 8:29 PM
Wow,very,very nice figure.Wish she had a sex tape{?} .
64. Nikky Raney - August 9, 2008 12:08 AM
I MISSS THE WONDERRR YEARSSSS!
What would you dooo if I sang out of tuneeee, would you stand up and walk out on me???
65. fartnoise - August 9, 2008 12:41 PM
Looks like William Hung in drag
66. the touch - August 9, 2008 3:49 PM
Really? I think she is still a hottie.I always loved her on the wonder years, she's also smarter than most...
67. dude - August 10, 2008 11:14 AM
She has a gorgeous face you retarts and she's smart, and of course looks fucking fabulous in thatdress. My one complaint of these pics is no decent ass shot! :-( I'd hit that/marry that in a heartbeat! <3
68. dude - August 10, 2008 11:17 AM
she's a PERFECT TEN!!!!!!!!!!
69. toe jammn' - August 13, 2008 1:48 AM
I would so tap that ass.High five!