Aug 21 2008Tila Tequila's girlfriend Courtenay Semel arrested
Tila Tequila's new girlfriend Courtenay Semel found herself in the drunk tank after getting in a fight with security outside a Vegas nightclub. Beforehand, she was having dinner with Kourtney Kardashian who was taping an episode of her reality show Keeping up with the Kardashians. So, for the five people who watch the show, you're in for a night of drunklarity featuring Z-List celebrities. Huzzah! Page Six reports:
Later, Kardashian called it a night and Semel went out to Pure at Caesars with Vegas showman Jeff Beacher - and proceeded to "go nuts," a spy said. "Courtenay got so drunk she was falling down. Security asked her to leave, but she refused." Semel finally left, but on her way out there was an altercation with a security guard. "She was arrested and spent the night in jail," a Semel pal confirmed. "And she lost her phone."
Some people might be wondering, where was Tila? Oh, she was there alright, but, uh, how do I put this? You see, kids, Tila Tequila is very tiny which allows her to fit "places" that only Mommies and Daddies who love each other should go....
Photos: Splash News
Reader Comments
1. FRIST!!! - August 21, 2008 2:24 PM
Why is she famous?? Oh right... SuperWhore!
2. Beckinsale's Saggy Diaper - August 21, 2008 2:24 PM
Whore.
3. boredom - August 21, 2008 2:24 PM
I know I'll get beat to first but whatever, her Girlfriend's face is wierd as hell looking. Kind of woodchuck type teeth and all
4. Barak Obama - August 21, 2008 2:29 PM
I think I saw Tila working at a TCBY in Westminster. But then again, all gook whores look the same.
5. somuchbetter - August 21, 2008 2:30 PM
She looks like sarah silverman.
6. mixedmartialartvideos.com - August 21, 2008 2:35 PM
i cant wait to see that episode!
7. FRIST!!! - August 21, 2008 2:36 PM
#5 yeah, only uglier..
8. Sam - August 21, 2008 2:42 PM
Why is this shit any news, Tila has the talent of a rock and her bitch is a complete unknown.
9. Hanafer - August 21, 2008 2:50 PM
Keep in mind Semel tried to bed Lindsey Lohan before Sam Ronsen finally succeeded.
Not a bad lesbian - cute, and her Dad co-founded Yahoo.
10. mimi - August 21, 2008 2:51 PM
Praying for Amy
11. The REAL BARELY - August 21, 2008 2:53 PM
If Semel lost out to the likes of Ronson her tongue must have been in a splint that night. Fuck me - this one's uglier than shit...but still beats Ronson.
By the way: Nothin...and I mean nothin' worse than a drunken fallin' down rug muncher...
12. nini - August 21, 2008 2:59 PM
cheap and vulgar
13. rough daddy - August 21, 2008 3:03 PM
2 worthless lesbian whores chasing fame, so what else is new?
14. rough daddy - August 21, 2008 3:07 PM
#10 who do you pray to? your local pharmacist? "praying for amy" are you aware there are starving children around the world?
15. kevTHA - August 21, 2008 3:24 PM
i hate tila, but i wish i was her. but me. cause i wouldn't wanna be HER her.
kna mean?
and i'd have better taste in chicks!
16. Roxy - August 21, 2008 4:05 PM
ewwwwwww look at pic #7 her armpit and finger nails are sooooo desgusting, yuck!
17. sharpeidude - August 21, 2008 4:13 PM
"Hey G.I.!!!!! You wan numba one fukki sukki?"
18. Big Joe - August 21, 2008 4:36 PM
I'm boycotting this website if there are no photographs of May-Treanor and Walsh in wet, white bathing suits by the E.O.B.!!!! This is an outrage that the gook-whore mini-cunt and her rug muncher are on here and two fine, outstanding citizens of this great country are no where to be found!!! Come on Superficial writer, give your public what they want...hot gold medalists...oh and if you can find a hot pic of Sacramone(sp?) from gymnastics, that would be nice too!!!
19. Halloween Costumes - August 21, 2008 4:42 PM
Wow, this girl knows all of the most annoying reality show "stars". When do you think she will star on some lame show?
20. gobats - August 21, 2008 6:11 PM
When is this bruttish faced slut gonna release a porn film and make her worthless life worthwile?
21. Solaera - August 21, 2008 7:41 PM
Lost her cell phone, huh? Wonder if something really gross will wind up on the internet.
22. Don Knotts - August 21, 2008 7:43 PM
Has anyone actually seen them touch naughty parts, or even kiss? I see them standing close to each other a lot -- whee. I don't buy it.
23. biteme - August 21, 2008 7:45 PM
I wish Christina Applegate's boob cancer on both these worthless cunts. TEAM CANCER!
24. No doubt about it - August 21, 2008 8:59 PM
With Tila Tequila as the eye witless no doubt
25. Obvious - August 21, 2008 9:03 PM
w0w !
That Semel chick has quite a set of chompers
Looks like Mr Ed screwed her momma
26. ronr - August 21, 2008 11:11 PM
Nice. Nothing says "class" like a big honking tattoo.
27. Sir Psycho Sexy - August 21, 2008 11:26 PM
'Fish guy, no more stories about a midget Vietnamese pseudo-lesbian with a face like fucking Yoda, but squinting. Even her tat's are skank. Please, for fuck's sake! It's *never* that slow of a news day.
28. weirdo - August 21, 2008 11:41 PM
C. Semel is so fucking butt ugly that if you said her face looked like my ass, I'd have to say don't insult my ass! What a fucking skank.
29. Kevin - August 22, 2008 12:36 AM
TILA TEQUILA IS HOT.
30. Kevin - August 22, 2008 1:35 AM
'CAUSE I LOVE BUTT-UGLY LESBIAN WANNABES, AND CAPS LOCK! CAPS LOCK IS HOT!
31. Mike Jewell - August 22, 2008 3:19 AM
Z List. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
that's friggin' RICH!!!!
i guess i'm out of the loop (thank god)
but that's the first time i've heard that
32. Mike Jewell - August 22, 2008 3:19 AM
Z List. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
that's friggin' RICH!!!!
i guess i'm out of the loop (thank god)
but that's the first time i've heard that
33. melissa - August 22, 2008 12:25 PM
they both look like the stepped clean out of a trailer park, there dub' T, trashy whore. both of them, who in there sain mind poses like that for pictures. I can see why she hangs out with the Kardashinan sluts, keep them all!!!!
34. Mike - August 22, 2008 2:27 PM
Ewww...a lepraskank and a nasty ass drunken lesbo whore...
35. Lindabell - August 22, 2008 5:25 PM
I'm sorry, but this girl is just the lowest skank in town. She should be on Rock of Love with her male counterpart.
36. trickydick - August 24, 2008 12:59 AM
#4 I'm sure you know. But since it's the only P@$$^ you ever get, stop complaining, you know you like it.
37. Nella - August 24, 2008 4:14 PM
You know what's really funny? That chick doesn't seem to even like Tila. If she did, she'd actually be touching her - where here, Tila's leaning half her body over to make them look like a couple. That, and Tila's hair has gone flat. Haha.
38. celebrity gossip news - August 24, 2008 9:34 PM
Tila tequilla is just plain busted. I dont care what anyone says about her, she looks like a little puffy fish on steroids. I dont see the attraction.
39. Narcissist - August 25, 2008 7:20 AM
Courtenay Semel is GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY! Guilty of having a head that looks like squashed rotting fruit and a simian face.
@23 - Hooray! What if cancer only struck useless people?
40. Enterprise - October 19, 2008 7:24 PM
Tequila and Semel over? Or still in love?