Aug 19 2008Roseanne Barr says more crazy shit

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Roseanne Barr got people's attention yesterday by flinging a bucket of crazy at Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. Now, she's getting invites to talk shows and knows people are reading her blog. Whoops! But at least she's writing absolutely insane shit that makes the collected works of Britney Spears read like Charles Dickens - if he loved Burger King:

all celeb news is calling me to come on their shows and talk about my "attack" on brangelina. They say nothing about my attacks on howard dean, pumas, obama, hillary, maureen dowd, bush cheney, pelosi, congress, religion capitalism and satan though...I liked angelina til i heard her say she likes insane mccain for potus. By the way, I think elizabeth hasselberg is a f'r s're closet case that wants to get whipped by sherri shepherd in a black corset while old babs slaps a riding crop on both of their exposed butt-oxes. love, crackpot granny!

Roseanne then took time off from her erotic The View fan-fiction to backtrack on her comments about Brad and Angelina. Why do I get the feeling somebody got a Vietnamese kid thrown at her house this morning?:

i do not know brangelina and do not mean to personally impugn them as they might be good people in the flesh, but the media's images of them are smelly and vile, and I must always attack the media's representation of what is good or cool, because those who inhabit the media world of glamour and entertainment and fashion and gossip are horrid people who have no talent of any kind, and yet think of themselves as tastemakers. taste my sandy buttcrack, tmz, and perez!

You mean, I'm not invited for sandy buttcrack? Now I'll never know what it feels like to truly live.


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first shes fat

That's a priceless picture. Roseanne is a cunt.

psycho!

Oh god, is that what she looks like now?

I really wish she didn't continually support her own stereotype. I want her to be the underdog, but she's missing the under.

Time for John Goodman to step in and break his foot off in her ass.

She's not funny.


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Roseanne, there's a thing about you that I really like and many others probably do but don't say it.

You speak your mind. You're honest. What's funny is that so many people want honesty but when they hear it, they cringe.

Keep doing what you're doing because you're great at doing it and don't let anyone else tell you otherwise.

Randal

Sandy buttcrack? What does that even mean?

of course,,,i mean for what ever it is, or what ever purpose brangelina are adopting those freaking kids its still a good deed...

Well, I asked for this after the Chris Kattan post... sorry y'all.

Roseanne is the one celebrity I would like to know.She speaks truth to power motherfuckers!!!

I'd hit it.

Alex, that was priceless!

That said, this snatch would jump at the chance to be relevant again. Then would she blog about how much she is supposed to hate her vile self?

I would rather lick elizabeth hasselbecks unwiped anus than rosanne barr's sandy buttcrack. I think it is sandy because she lives under the train trestles down by the beach. She did not invest well.

she is one hot mama. It isn't day backwards is it?

The angry rantings of a fat old sack of manure. When your career is dead, just start throwing out political attacks to get some attention

I love this woman more every day. Who cares what she looks like she speaks the truth. I don't want to marry her or any other celeb so what the fuck do I care what they look like, anyone who can say what has fucking needed to be said for years and call out a fellow celebrity as the fucking piece of shit they are is gold in my books. I don't like the back peddling though, Rosie just fucking trash them and don't look back.

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I'd kill it...!

Truly, why is she so mad about their donations. My heck, children are benifiting from their willingness to donate. Why argue that fact when I am sure some millionaires do not even fork out a dime to charity! I am sure glad that Angelina and Brad are willing to part with their money. I am so poor right now that if I had that kind of money, I do not know if I could part with even half as much as they did! Thank you Brad and Angie...for being examples we can all learn from!!!!

She's totally not funny. Wow, Roseanne sure has gotten nastier in her old age. It's none of her business who Angelina like. It's not like Rosanne's going to influence her vote or anyone elses. Most certainly not mine.

Randal, go fuck yourself. All this cunt did was shit all over people, if that's your idea of a "you-go-girl" moment. I wonder if your faggot ass would like it if she made a bunch of true but UN-PC comments about things you like...like gerbils, and AIDS. Fucking faggot...

Have you had enough of your "you-go-girl" hypocrisy yet?

Holy fuck-shit, i want whatever this beast is on. You really know a person has no life when they sit at their computers and look up long sophisticated words on dictionary.com yet still use them out of correct context. Keep eating that KFC Rosanne. You and Britney are in contention for the fat and greasy olympics.

Roseanne has many skeletons in the closet, and I don't think she would want them to come out. This is stated because it can be backed up!

Fucking washed up psycho bitch. Thats the first thing that popped into my head when I saw that photo. I'm sure she's totally cool and normal though, yeah thats it, totally cool and normal.

Actually, what she is saying is pretty spot on.

You go girl!!! Woooooooooohooooooooo!!!

Randal

Hey dicksuk, are you able to say anything other than mindless ass kissing nonsense?
You like people who say whatever they feel like saying? Do you know what good manners are? Of course not. You wouldn't be sucking another guy's cock if you did because it's plain Fagotry and immoral you deformed flaming faggot!
Roseanne is a fat nasty cunt and her old show was all about her being a fat nasty cunt.
I hope she dies like Mama Cass choking on a sub sandwhich snack late one night while on the toilet masturbating her flappy sticky dripping hairy twat sack.

who the fuck is this dumb cunt and why should we care about her menopause induced ramblings? LAME!

AHHAHAHAHHA Randal is hilarious!!!
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VOTE OBAMA! he'll chaneg everything, he promises! Or Vote McCain, he'll do it too and capture the terrorists so you can keep being Brangeloonies !

It's not as though America is going to be Broke and everyone will lose their homes! That's silly, you're the most powerful country in the world!!

None of you will vote anyways.. you're all hanging out here instead of visiting election websites.

U-S-A!

U-S-A!

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Love ya, Roseanne. Keep speaking the truth. Don't let the assholes get you down!

Ohhhhhhhh....is RB missing the media coverage for herself? She hates them...she needs them...she thinks they stink...where the hell are they? She is what she is ranting about...the hack!!! Railing about the very thing she's milking again!!! What a hazzzzzzzzbeen.

I think she is good!! Refreshing
THESUPERFICIAL guy is the only funny, not to be a sycophant but this guy actually as talent at being funny instead of just insulting people like fattybagsperez
I EVEN like the bikini posts! Kindof.

RB is a repulsive, stupid, vulgar, nasty, fat, piece of shit! She speaks the truth? IF you believe this skank - shoot yourself.

RB is a repulsive, stupid, vulgar, nasty, fat, piece of shit! She speaks the truth? IF you believe what this skank is garbling do us all a favor - shoot yourself.

It would be sad to be that old and still be such an idiot. I mean, you expect your grandma to have some dignity and class that old age and life experience has conferred upon her.

Fat ugly slob. What more could you expect from this piece of trash. Her show was boring and lacked in any creativity. Her star spangle rendition was disrespectful indicative once more of an impoverished mind. Anyone can be controversial. She offers nothing and I bet she sports one deep smelly and hairy camel toe.

Rosy's Giant Camel Toe

It is said She is a hot blogger at richromances.com where many people view her blog and debate under every topic she created.

Crackpot Granny for Prez

Hey guys, did you know that you can see dozens of pictures of Randal fucking my ass at Richromances.com!

Hey Fish, here's a tip: If ya weren't such a drunken lazy piece of shit, then maybe you could get some crazy sandy buttcrack, but what do I know...I been drinkin...

Elizabeth Hasselbeck wants her firm butt whipped by a dominant Black woman? I know we aren't supposed to admit when weird stuff turns us on but DEAR GOD THAT'S HOT

No, some real crazy shit that everyone should know is at:

Roseanne and Angelina are both crazy, but to see really insane craziness, go to YouTube.com and type in "Obama Infanticide" and see what a sick person he REALLY is. You can't make stuff like that up!

nicki.....
"My heck"??!!??

Who the fuck is Elizabeth Hassleberg? Jesus, if you're going to go out of your way to mention someone in your nonsense blog at least get names right.

She misses Tom Arnold.

Randal - normally you shit me to tears but i have to admire your guts on this one. And I agree with you.
NO.30 - I sincerely hope you are taking the piss with your optimism because you must know that America is seriously in the shit and no amount of chanting will change that.

.......................SHE LIVES CURRENTLY IN AMERICA?

This chick has not mattered since 1988, and even then who gave a shit?

It's just so sudden Roseanne became the mind and hand of God, Christ, the Holy Spirit and knows all, hears all, sees all, rightly judges all of us and it wasn't mentioned anywhere in the bible? Did our living on earth Goddess Saint Angelina agree to this new rulership-assisting Jesus Christ in His reign in the Kingdom of God?

Roseanne Barr... You mean the screaming fat bitch??? Hmm...

It's kind of an Andy Kaufman style. You either get "The Woman Who Loved Elvis" or you don't/

like i always said, somebody should give rosie a noose. it's obvious she's suffering inside and somebody should help her end it. with a face and personality like hers who wouldn't be angry about everything every moment of the day.

i mean if she really wants attention, rosie should just keel over and die. maybe then people would really talk about. or at least some might even feel bad for her, but i bet a lot would be in tears.. tears of joy! hahaha! i don't think it would be long anyway, some of the fat she's eaten has already gone to her brain. bwahahaha!

is she just pissed that she's not part of the "world of entertainment" anymore? is that why she keeps rambling on about nothing or is just because she's an old senile bag?

SHE NEEDS TO BE NOTICED. MOST PEOPLE THOUGHT SHE HAD LEFT THE BUILDING ALREADY.

All I see is a fat, aging celebrity so desperate to remain relevant that she'll say and do anything to get attention. I see nothing else here.

When will we see the much anticpated bikini pics of Roseanne here on the Superficial?

Just like there was a lot of truth about what Rosie said about Donald Trump, there is also some truth to what Roseanne has to say about Jolie and Pitt.

She speaks a truth too painful to read here as a site like this is her target.

Yes, Roseanne is an irrelevent old gasbag.

And, yes, incest Angie and sissy boy Brad are pathetic piles of human garbage.

Fuck the fuck out of 'em all!

Roseanne is wearing a DESTROY neck chain. she's punk rock? or a contrarian? anywhoo, i appreciate her attempt...to deconstruct the media. (and take a jab at elizabeth hasselfuck)

I totally agree with everything she said.

Rosanne is a bitter old fat nasty crazy ass has-been. And underneath her chin looks like an old man's ass. Will some kill this bitch already?

"You mean, I'm not invited for sandy buttcrack? Now I'll never know what it feels like to truly live."

hilarious...actually laughing out loud

Roseanne Barr is a huge sack of Obama-worshipping, terrorist-supporting excrement on the shoe of Human Destiny!!

roseanne barr is a fat crazy old fart who only feels alive when she thrashes people she's insanely envious of. that's how she gets her high. the sad thing is she actually thinks people love her for being a nasty person because it just means that she's probably saying the truth. how twisted is that?
seriously, she should be locked in the loony house and left to rot there.

Tila in 40 years? I definitely see it. Look at the chin.

WHOAAAAAAAAA.give a lonely basement person email ability and off they go!What horrid language....what an embarassment to himself. I refer to "Randal".
Who cares what Roseanne says?Who cares what "Randal" says.
Angelina is odd..........Brad is weak...........but they have money and adopt kids so we make icons out of them and give them millions of bucks when they give birth! Egad! I had four kids and was lucky to get pampers for them.
What a goofy world.
Bottom line..........who cares what I say either????

Rosanne is a funny old cunt!

I'm sure she doesn't give a fuck what people say about her and she says it anyway. you gotta admire someone like that. it means that she has the courage to voice that tiny voice in all our heads that screams how fucked up the world really is. After all, no one really wants to accept the truth for what it really is. I mean who wants to admit that deep down, there's something strange about a couple of millionaires who travel the world collecting little orphaned bastards, all in the name of love??? well, I think...these two sick assholes are secretly building an army and rosie is the only one that sees the truth. DAMN!

just watch, fuck faced Jolie and douche bag Pitt are gonna be the reason some uncurable diesease spreads liek wild fire across the world. one day some like sick shit they decide to adopt will have some new form of aids that goes airborne. Thanks you sick fucks!
thanks for killing all of humanity.


please angelina and brad are just as tasteless as rosanne----except they come in different packages.
Just plain nasty. Roseanne just doesnt bother to hide it like they do

please angelina and brad are just as tasteless as rosanne----except they come in different packages.
Just plain nasty. Roseanne just doesnt bother to hide it like they do

please angelina and brad are just as tasteless as rosanne----except they come in different packages.
Just plain nasty. Roseanne just doesnt bother to hide it like they do

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