Aug 11 2008Lynne Spears' book not so much about parenting, more about her kids' private lives (That's sweet.)

First

Dude I am peeing!! Ahhhgh haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaa!
Hee heeeeeeee it sure sucks that this parasite has the nuts or ovaries to exploit her own children.

third

what a parasite

You mean Momma Spears actually knows how to write....???
Damn if those hill-billy trailer trash types don't pull the wool over your eyes time and time again...Hot damn Ya' all...!!!

MILF

Is it a kiss and tell book, or scratch and sniff book?

I have it on good word that Britney had a diaper rash through her early years. I think until she was 12 or something.

24.99?! RRIIIGGHHTTT! That'll be 5.99 at Walmart by Labor Day, and in the 99 Cent stores in time for Christmas shopping...

and even then, it will be over-priced....

I can't wait for the sequel - Other Stuff I Remembered about My famous F'd up Kids."

excuse me while i go drown myself in the kitchen sink.

lynne spears=where britney inherit her intellect

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA H AHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.....

OH MY GOD... OK THEY'RE SENDING ME AT HOME CUZ I WAS JUST LAUGHING MY ASS OFF HERE AT MY DESK AND I MEAN WTF.... FISH, PLEASE I NEED A COPY OF YOUR BOOK.... TO HELL WITH THIS BITCH AND HER STUPID SOB STORY ABOUT RAISING WHORES.... ALL SHE WANTS IS MONEY.... I WILL PAY A SHIT-LOAD MORE FOR A COPY OF YOUR BOOK INSTEAD
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Subtitle:

"If you love whores, this book is for YOU!!!"

I'm going to read John Edwards new book, "A Guide to Marital Fidelity" first. Then, I'm going to read Kim Kardashian's book, "Tips for a Slimmer Ass" next. Then, it's on to Lynn's thriller.

shameless publicity whore. Brit's father sorts her out and her mother wrings her for more cash

i might actually read it.

lynne spears and dina lohan should go head to head in "celebrity" death match; the term "celebrity" being almost as loose as their daughters.

Who???

I like how Bryan is listed, as though anybody knows who the fuck that is.

The only way I'd go near this book, is if Lynne explains why Britney keeps recycling those godawful boots.

"Much to my horror, she began eating the pine cones. She always had strong teeth as a child, but my word, those things didn't stand a chance. Sam Lutfi simply laughed and continued stuffing that damn duffel bag of his full of cash."

Most hilarious thing I have EVER read on this site.

And just when I was starting to think the Fish had lost his touch.

Bravo.

We all comment on Britney's and her sisters life style but this bitch is the one that is to blame. The sad thing is that she'll end up making more money on this book than what I'll make in 20 years.

Chapter 1: Whoring My Girls Out to the Mouseketeers
Chapter 2: The Cheetos Years
Chapter 3: Cheetos Stain Removal from the Fingers Tips
Chapter 4: These Boats are Made for Walking
Chapter 5: Change Those Fucking Boats
Chapter 6: The Beaver Shot Money Maker Days
Chapter 7: How My Girl Got Done Knocked-up at 16
Chapter 8: The Grandmother Years
Chapter 9: Investing in Starbucks and Whipped Cream
Chapter 10: How I Felt Used by the Paparazzi
Chapter 11: Where the Fuck is the Paparazzi (Britney, flash your bever)?
Chapter 12: Why I Only Shop at Wal-Mart
Chapter 13: Teaching the Grandkids the Thrill of Four Wheeling

I'd eat a bucket of shit to lick her bunghole.

@ 22 hahahaha :P

but anyways, what ethnicity is Britney's mom? She doesn't look completely white or is that overdone tanning?

Ted, you forgot all the chapters about Faith: Getting My Daughters Implants for Jesus; Endorsing Viagra with Bob Dole for the Sake of Christianity; and Gaining Control, Not Post-Partum Pounds, Through Prayer.

FAIL.

She is such a strong woman to have overcome neglecting her own children.

"many unexpected twists and serendipitous turns"

-- like the news that your daughter is showing her genitalia to the world. I bet it's not like leaving your sunglasses at the Piggly Wiggly.

-- The little one, whatshername, had been found to be bred - cue shock. the end.

Oh sorry... spoiler alert.

Anyone who buys this book is a fucking loser. ANYONE.

Lynn spears again?? She is also a popular blogger at Richromances.com where many people view her blog and debate under every topic she created. awesome!!

#22, I fucked up Chapters 4 and 5. It should say "boots" not "boats. FUCK!!!

I cannot believe a mother could do this to her own children for money, it is the only reason why she would do it. I sure could not do it to my kids at any price. It is no wonder why these kids have had turned out the way they have, money and greed......Lets just push their careers. I am happy to see that Britney seems to be getting back on track thanks to her father even though he is making his share of her money. Way to go parents....

How come teens are told to not gossip yet you do it anyway? Gossip
destroys lives, gossip is what has brought down plenty of people who
didn't do anything wrong but other people just wanted to hurt them.
Gossip is wrong- do you not care who it hurts? You set an example for
everyone who reads your site and society in general that gossip is ok
as long as you don't know them. You think teens make the distinction
that it means not hurting someone- that makes us think its ok if its
people we don't know at school and soon that distinction will be gone
too.
Outright gossip is so supposed to be wrong, but what about this? If we
learn it from those who teach us, media like you, or parents or people
with influence, t hen how are we so in the wrong when really we do
what we are taught? We need to take responsibility for our actions
but so do you for yours. How doesn't that make you a hypocrite if you
think gossip is wrong or have ever told someone not to?
Do you remember high school or middle school and how rumors could
define status overnight? Have you forgotten that a whispered joke that
the speaker knows is untrue can sweep around school and tear down even
the strongest? Girls kill themselves because of what a word of gossip
can start- guys do too- they get into drugs because they can't handle
it anymore.
How is this any different? I thought not being a victim of your past
meant learning from it and being strong enough to keep others from
being hurt from mistakes that hurt you or that you had that hurt
others. I don't think I was wrong.
Realise your influence please, before its too late. I'm 15- i know
what gossip can do- please stop justifying the methods used that have
hurt me and hurt my friends and I have used to hurt people and that
others have around me have used to hurt. Gossip teaches nothing-
please stop this cycle of hurting and rumors. Its not a big step but
its something- tell the good things, not the scandalous and not the
bad. I don't care if it takes away your story- do it cause its the
right thing to do. Its a step if you stop because others will follow
and maybe one person won't be hurt by gossip because of this- its not
as if the celebs can't read or don't care- you hurt them too. How can
you live with making money or getting good comments when you hurt
people do it? Are there tears and pain worth one story? Are another
group of kids learning that its not wrong to make up things about
people and say stuff without fact because its interesting worth it?
Every choice you make affects someone- please listen to me now and
make the right one here- help end it now this cycle of gossip.
Please! You probably won't listen to me because I'm a kid right and I
don't know but is that really true. You don't know me or what I've
been through so to assume that is in bad taste- when you were a teen
just remember was it right to ignore you , was it right to have said
what you have to say doesn't matter? I don't thinks so- so please
listen to me. Listen to a plea for help for a world that is already
confusing and painful and doesn't need the added gossip to make it so.
If someone cries out for help and we ignore them doesn't that make us
guilty of causing them pain?
Well all the girls who are depressed and suicidal and bullying, all
the guys beating each other up or using each other and girls to get
what they want are a cry for help- so please start listening.
RunawayWriter

what??? lynne slept with sam? or what? i dont understand it.

She didn't write it, any more than Katie Price writes her novels.

its not her book!! superficial, i hate you! its absolutely unture!! Lynne didnt sleep with Sam. omg this is stupid! stope critizing Lynne!!

How long until Lynne flashes her beaver?

lmfao@#22

and #34: WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK READ YOUR MINDLESS BABBLE YOU DUMBSHIT? THIS IS THE INTERNET, NO ONE HAS THE ATTENTION SPAN!

anyway, join a new, bad ass forum where anything goes:

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Ewwwww! Someone left a spent condom on comment #32!

ok, that was kind of funny, but I'd much rather read a real excerpt. Any chance you can deliver?

ok, that was kind of funny, but I'd much rather read a real excerpt. Any chance you can deliver?

ok, that was kind of funny, but I'd much rather read a real excerpt. Any chance you can deliver?

ooops sorry readers....didnt mean for that to post three times

If Nancy Pelosi can write a book, then so can this loser. That does not mean anyone will buy it.

Hysterically funny, thus NSFW. I'm choking.

0nly thing I noted is she's a MILF
Anything beyond that is pure mindless drivel
i wonder if her cooter looks like a 3 day old roast-beef sandwich like her daughter.
She;s sure enough got dem big ole titties like her daughter

Who is she again?

"Mother of Jamie Lynn, Bryan, and Britney Spears"

Oh! Ya. Oh whew! She almost forgot ta mention Britney. That was a close one! She might have lost sales but for alerting people to that coincidence.

I can sum up that entire fucked up,white trash family in two words:Human Shields. Now boarding for the Middle East.....

So this book really is real, and someone really had the nerve to publish it. I had my doubts.

This was originally described as a parenting guide (to be released this past Mother’s day). Those plans changed abruptly when news of Jamie Lynn’s pregnancy leaked, and the book was delayed. Additionally, it was no longer described as a parenting manual, but a memoir (read: a tell-all book). Interestingly, it is being released by a publisher best known for publishing Christian tracts and bibles. I wonder how they feel about some of the less Christ-like actions of the Spears family. I guess the prospect of high sales won them over.

Personally, if I had any hand in parenting Lynne’s two spoiled celebrity brats, I wouldn’t want the world to know it. While the Spears family may not have “gone Hollywood” to quite the extent of the even more awful Lohan family, you still have to wonder what (beyond hunger for fame and money) motivated the decisions that Lynne made about parenting Britney and Jamie Lynn. In a similar vein, I guess that Lynne feels that both Britney and Jamie Lynn’s entertainment careers are now washed up, and this book is her last chance to squeeze a bit more juice from those lemons before they go bad.

The only possible reason for wanting to read this is the schadenfreude one gets from knowing that celebrities have even more f*cked up lives than oneself. If you really feel you have to read this, do the world a favor and read it for free in a bookstore, or get it from a library. Don’t contribute a cent to Lynne Spears, or this might encourage Dina Lohan to do something similar.

@#32: Aww ::pat pat::, you'll feel better in a few years.

But do me a favor and STFU until then, ok Junior?

The worst thing is that I was believing up to the point where she said she wanted Sam Lufti. hahahahahahahaha

Brilliant. Funniest Fish thing for years

What ever happened to morality!!!!???

Great. Take care :)