Aug 14 2008Liz Fuller for your morning bikini viewing
These are bikini photos of British model and TV personality Liz Fuller. I'm also convinced Liz is secretly a Transfomer. One minute she's a decent looking model, but then the next she looks like your best friend's middle-aged mom who you really wish would put some clothes on because, seriously, it was a one time thing, Mrs. Geekologie. Who am I kidding? I can't quit you!

Reader Comments
1. mj - August 14, 2008 10:34 AM
first.....ewwww fat fat fat
2. ph245 - August 14, 2008 10:34 AM
i would like to do a sex with her
3. D-Fly - August 14, 2008 10:34 AM
boongcockdow First!
4. Deacon Jones - August 14, 2008 10:36 AM
Nothing hotter than a tan MILF with Blond hair.....Nothing
5. morga - August 14, 2008 10:40 AM
a little chubby, but still mighty cute (and better-looking than anything the first poster would ever have a chance to hit)
6. gerard Vandenberg - August 14, 2008 10:45 AM
I think it is almost the same problem with america as with this model:
TWENTY YEARS A AGO THEY WERE HOT AND FLASHY.
Now they're dated and NOT!!
7. JPRichardson - August 14, 2008 10:45 AM
She is the mother of who?
Typical Page 6 whore.
8. Who's Horny? - August 14, 2008 10:47 AM
Sure, why not? If I had to go granny, I'd much rather have something like this than that Helena Christensen bag.
9. Strider - August 14, 2008 10:48 AM
#6 What the hell are you talking about?
10. DT - August 14, 2008 10:55 AM
Nice teeth.
11. No - August 14, 2008 10:56 AM
4- I like brunettes with long hair, thin thighs, big cans, and tight traps (kid free)
12. jo smo - August 14, 2008 11:00 AM
Do you actually have a pic of her where she looks like a "decent looking model" ? Cause I'm not seein' it.
13. rough daddy - August 14, 2008 11:04 AM
I thought the brits were a superpower country whats up with their citizen and their teeth?
14. Sell Porn Make Money - August 14, 2008 11:05 AM
I would like to untie the bikini to see what she really looks like.
15. rough daddy - August 14, 2008 11:08 AM
For people who likes to hate on kim k. Take a look at this woman's bikini, kim k doesnt have her belly hanging over her panties...so shes not fat, shes just built....
16. RichPort - August 14, 2008 11:08 AM
Love the crucifix... oh Liz, you coquette..
17. Rant - August 14, 2008 11:13 AM
Will we ever see a thread on the Superficial where someone will not comment on somebody's weight?
18. Sick of stupid people - August 14, 2008 11:14 AM
I think she is gorgeous! There's ABSOLUTELY NOTHING WRONG WITH HER BODY...Number 1 - get a life. Send us a link to a picture of you in your swimsuit so that we can judge you... I've found that people who comment rudely about others are actually pointing out what they feel is wrong with their self.
19. English Bob - August 14, 2008 11:14 AM
No Rough Daddy us Brits are no longer a superpower, our greed and self absorbtion have finally caught up with us, and our country is in turmoil financially and emotionally. A day will come soon when the people (Probably the poor) will rise up against our pathetic, uneducated fools of a government and then there will be a civil war in England. The country will be torn apart and end up as seperate Republican countrys with no world power or influence. I think we all know there's only one Superpower left in this world and when it decides we will all become part of it's plan for a New World Order.....Russia.
.....oh yeah, don't know who this MILF is but yeah i'd hit it....!
20. IMO - August 14, 2008 11:20 AM
In that last pic, she looks like a chubby Christina Aguilera.... that's all i've got...
21. rough daddy - August 14, 2008 11:24 AM
#19 english bob the U.S. is in the same situation...the media sold their soul to get invited to white house events...so they throw soft ball questions to the current administration that's why we've been in deep shit for 8 years....
22. typical superficial loser - August 14, 2008 11:29 AM
She looks like a water buffalo. If I looked that bad I would kill myself
23. Kate - August 14, 2008 11:33 AM
eh she's ok. I mean she's not ugly, but i don't see the "model". Her hair is dated, she needs to get rid of the 50's coif, it makes her look older then she is. Also 30 mins on a treadmill wouldn't hurt her ether. But then it agian, it probably wouldn't hurt any of us.
24. ny15 - August 14, 2008 11:38 AM
Liz Fuller? Show her again when she's Liz-a-bit Emptier.
25. michelle - August 14, 2008 11:41 AM
im waaaaaaaaaaay thinner waaaay taller than her and someone needs to kick her ass off of whatever she is on and replace her with me or some other hot chick who is posting here!!!
26. michelle - August 14, 2008 11:43 AM
bitch needs a new cut, or some extentions and low lights. she looked like she dumped her head in a bucket of clorox
27. Ted Mosby - August 14, 2008 11:55 AM
@24 LOL
I'd ride her like Da Tara.
28. nametag - August 14, 2008 11:57 AM
I dated a girl with this similar figure. Not sure it thats a plus or minus to someone half this lady's age. Fun ride but no redeeming traits and a self depricating personaltiy = sever. Recent photos proves i dated her at her fittest. but im not so sure its a win.
29. Tim - August 14, 2008 12:09 PM
She believes she's hot, which is a step in right direction. But she's old and fat, which is 100 steps in the wrong direction. I'd let her suck my cock while I flipped through the latest issue of "Barely Legal".
30. Mike - August 14, 2008 12:10 PM
Fat? Chubby? Are you guys/gals nuts? She's neither!!!! And she's totally hot!
31. pistolita - August 14, 2008 12:22 PM
looks like my best friend's middle aged mom in ALL of the photos.
32. norton - August 14, 2008 12:33 PM
Looks a little..... haggy?
33. ZippyTheWonderSlug - August 14, 2008 12:33 PM
I think she's hot. I don't see how anyone could call her fat. This chick is not fat. I never realized how many people wanted to F**K a stick figure until I visited this site. According to most of you, everybody is fat or ugly. I'm willing to bet that if This chick, Kim K, or 90% of the women Fish posts on this site showed up at your door wanting to F**K , you wouldn't complain. You'd do them.
34. crazypants - August 14, 2008 12:37 PM
yeah not fat at all - i don't see model but that a good healthy body and it would be a pleasure and an honor to boink her.
35. Rick - August 14, 2008 12:38 PM
"I'm willing to bet that if This chick, Kim K, or 90% of the women Fish posts on this site showed up at your door wanting to F**K , you wouldn't complain. You'd do them."
Speak for yourself, Mr. Desperate. I'm sure you'd do them if they showed up at your basement door, being careful to not make too much noise...
36. Intact Vision - August 14, 2008 12:44 PM
Those are big fat thighs and hips.
The end.
37. Fu Qua Johnson - August 14, 2008 12:58 PM
She looks better than Rosie O'Donnell
38. mk - August 14, 2008 1:00 PM
what's with the cross? Are all christian women whores these days?
39. whatever - August 14, 2008 1:02 PM
@#18. No, she is not gorgeous. And everyone else calling her hot(?!), are you kidding me? She has a hint of white trash to her. The bleach blonde haircut doesn't help. No, she is not fat, but she definitely should not be a model. There is nothing special about her whatsoever and I sure as hell wouldn't buy any product she was modeling for. She would shy me away from it. You Brits have really low standards.
40. Vince Lombardi - August 14, 2008 1:15 PM
Two things you can't get in the UK.... good dental plan and lipo.
41. Fumus - August 14, 2008 1:25 PM
39
Stop lyin' the only thing you've ever hit was the buffet bar. I'd take Liz Fuller over Heidi Montag, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton and etc....We're talking about a real women here as opposed the rest of the fakers that fish posts.
42. Jenny - August 14, 2008 1:37 PM
where is this HOT??? She has no sex appeal. Loooks cheesy to me.
43. therapist - August 14, 2008 2:00 PM
"I'd take Liz Fuller over Heidi Montag, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton and etc....We're talking about a real women here"
Those other girls are really fake - boobs, faces, tans - but they're...GIRLS. Liz Fuller is your MOM. You need 50 sessions, minimum.
44. Teef - August 14, 2008 2:02 PM
I'd tap it, a natural women <3
45. http://www.UltrasoundShirts.com - August 14, 2008 2:03 PM
She's cute I guess. If you like blond hair and big boobs.
46. free lily - August 14, 2008 2:41 PM
how old is she?
47. John - August 14, 2008 2:54 PM
Kardashian's pictures are always forced perspective, you could never tell what's hanging over.
48. FRIST!!! - August 14, 2008 2:55 PM
She looks smart..
49. 32 years old is NOT OLD - August 14, 2008 3:06 PM
WOW, it is SOOOOOO obvious that the bulk of people who post on this site are still wet behind the ears!!! Many people have posted that she is old. She is 32 years old. This is SOOOO NOT old! If you honestly feel that 32 is old, you have a rude awakening coming in your life!
50. fisherman - August 14, 2008 3:11 PM
She's 32 going on 45
51. dew - August 14, 2008 3:14 PM
Fairly decent for 'the girl next door', if the girls next door to you over-process their hair.
Even though she's not as extreme as most bikini chicks you post, at least she's not a plastic-monster scary-freakzoid like that Jordan, ewwww, she squicks me out in every way.
Liz, whoever you are, get some better hair, at least more than a single shade of cheap bleach!
52. Blah - August 14, 2008 3:30 PM
eeww, who is this ridiculous old bag and why is she relevant? she's ugly and her body is average. she's a model? Then I'm a fricken supermodel, for cripes sake. what does she model, geriatric underwear?
53. UK_Matt - August 14, 2008 5:35 PM
I wiki'd this because I'd never heard of her. She hosts a late night phone in quiz show on obscure TV channel that doesn't even cover the entire country.
On balance though....I'd fuck that.
But I'd feel a little bit bad about it until my mates found out and laughed their arses off. Then I'd join in.
54. michele - August 14, 2008 5:47 PM
So her bikini is cute. But she's not. Her legs are way too big for that!
55. English_Les - August 14, 2008 8:35 PM
English_Bob@19...dead nuts on *tips my working class cloth cap to you Sir*
56. Men over 30 are over the hill - August 14, 2008 8:56 PM
Loser guys posting here, your whole pedophilia, any woman over 30 is OLD act is OLD. Face it, you won't get ANY woman of ANY age so you have to stick to your fantasies of molesting a young girl How sick is that. My husband would hack you up with a machete if you ever tried it with one of our daughters. You might think you are yanking our chains but you just end up looking like total losers who never got any as teens so you have a fetish for teen and younger girls. Yep, that is what happens when guys don't get any when they are teens. Imagine how gross you are now. If you were good-looking and tall, say, you wouldn't be posting on the superifcial, you;d be out making lots of money and having power. I know you feel powerless after so many women have rejected you and now you are getting your revenge by pretending to have
'high" standards when in reality you'd hit ANY of the women ever featured here and die with joy. Heck, if you hit any woman at all that you didn't have to pay for or blow up, you'd probably die of joy.
57. Kat - August 14, 2008 8:56 PM
I thought it was Jenna Elfman
58. lawrence - August 14, 2008 10:29 PM
She is a classy and beautiful lady~~~I once saw her presonal ad at a celeb site named Billionairepal.com where many beautiful people look for fun. Congratulations on becoming a mom~~
59. gerald - August 14, 2008 11:28 PM
I love how Jennifer Love Hewitt (who looks great) is apparently a giant fat ass, but this goofy looking tub of shit causes a raging boner for the semi-retarded author (cause you never go full retard).
60. LaraCroftsmole - August 15, 2008 7:56 AM
Why does this site always manage to find british "celebrities" that no one has ever heard of in Britain or the rest of Europe?? Who is she? Do you have a special "British celebs no one has ever heard of" shop in wherever Fish is located?
She has the worst hairstyle EVER too. FUGLY!
61. Janine - August 15, 2008 9:46 PM
#56, you made me laugh my ass off, I have to agree with you. It grosses me out when pathetic desperate men drool over very young girls. They are just the type who will molest their own daughters some day.
Wow, it is nice to see a woman on this website with a real, normal body for a change. Sorry, I don't find plastic surgeried so called 'perfection' attractive at all. What is attractive is a woman who is comfortable and confident in her own skin.
62. kylie - August 17, 2008 1:20 AM
hahaha yeah #56 ur so right!
these horny, nasty men who post on here and love young girls are disgusting and couldn't get any if they tried. I agree, Janine, finally glad to see a NORMAL body on here.
time for my latte. ciao xo
63. claudette - August 17, 2008 7:50 AM
# 56 Very well said; and you are right probably. It's excactly what i was thinking when i read comments you are referring to. I could see the unattractive, bitter, seksually frustrated and powerless men in my imagination. I know the type in real life too; their attitude gives it all away, so obvious!!!
64. josh - August 17, 2008 6:07 PM
You guys who say she's chunky or fat are fucked up in the head. That is how a woman is supposed to look. Not stick thin anyway. Who wants to fuck a pogo stick with a hole?
65. BIF - August 22, 2008 7:34 PM
She's pretty!! Love the confidence, too, which is very hot.
66. john newbiggin - November 20, 2009 8:17 PM
she stunning bring back quis call