Aug 5 2008Kim Kardashian's breasts: A two part study in Giant Ass Counterbalance Dynamics

I'm no physicist, but with the combined density of Kim Kardashian's ass and breasts (which act as counterweights), how does she not have her own gravitational pull and/or break through the Earth's crust with every step? Get me a room full of scientists writing equations on a chalkboard STAT. I want this conundrum solved post haste along with a theorem that makes women take off their pants whenever I say a magic word.


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damn it, she's frightening

I can't remember. Are her tits fake?

she may not have talents, but this chick have everthing as far as looks...

she looks older

this used to be an awsome site for slagging celebs with some (albeit rare) hilarious commentary. now it's just a site for dude's to gawk a celeb t&a. whatevs...i'll keep checking back to see if everyone's has sufficiently tired of draining thier pencil dicks to this crap.

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She is upright by virtue of the gyroscope in her uterus - which doubles as an IUD.

>>I'll take that scientific prize money post haste<<

She's look abnormaly good here. Very classy.

She is still a dirty, skanky whore. She is probably shitty in bed too. Ugh.

I love big tits like that.

/word

where's the ass shot?

Regarding the science question, I'm sure there's a black hole developing near her ass. Given the size of said ass, it's bound to suck in anything that comes near it. Not even light will escape it.

I'm sorry, was there something also regarding BOOOBZ?!?!

ZOINKS! Look at that next to last photo, call an excercist she's possessed!


I'm just a bit curious.The Magazine HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP reported her profiles were found on the famous wealthy dating club"""""""C e l e b M i n g l e . c o m"""""""last week and she was seeking her new guy there now! BTW, The girls there are really hot!

Damn, Joe! Reggie done tamed that bitch.

I have no idea what I'm talking about.

Still...as fine as this girl is ... she is AWFUL in bed. It's a shame.

the balance shall tip in the favor of culture, like a big fat fucking retarded fucking black girl on a see-saw opposite...a dwarf

Magnificent. Simply breathtaking.

I was able to scratch out the above just before my computer keyboard shut down due to a sperm tsunami...

I heard they had to give her a second spine.

Superfish: She is hot. She is overweight. She had $100,000 worth of plastic surgery done to her entire body.

We get it....

Enough with these posts. All you are attracting are racist, low class, misogynists.

Next!

She'll never need airbags.

I grow tired of hearing about this useless whore.

im alll about kim kardashian... shes fine. but one thing that she definately doesnt got goin for her. i hate sluts. but, her left tit is bigger than her right and you can see in the first pic the constant right tittie crease shes got, her tits (atleast here with this top+bra) not that spectacular... and im kinda FUCKING pissed.

YES!!!

I so want to motorboat those puppies.....


So hot.......


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I couldn't decide what I wanted for dinner tonight but now I know I want Armenian (spelling?).

BISOGNA VENIRLE NEL CULO!!

If she ever decied to breastfeed, she could easily drown the kid.

Stupid sticky D's... much like Kim K...

(cleaning up with Kleenex, buckling pants)

Ah yes, where was I. Best (non-nude) titty pics in months on here Fish, good work.

P.S. Get rid of this fucking malware on here, my Internet Explorer crashed four fucking times today when I came on this site, my Microsoft Forefront security program has been going apeshit lately on this site, keep that shit in check.

She should be required to make another sex tape... no bra within 15 miles of the proceedings this time FFS.

cool pants, kim

"I'm your typical American girl that sends mixed signals. I wear shirts with no bra's, get breast implants, wear miniskirts, but if you look at me, compliment me, or whistle at me I will see you in court pervert!"

American women - FUCKED UP!

number 8
your deserve a standing ovation.
please everyone....

number 8
you deserve a standing ovation.
please everyone....

she looks really good here

I'd tap that. GREAT ASS, Nice tits and her face is pretty. Yeah, I'd hit that fo sho!!

"...how does she not have her own gravitational pull and/or break through the Earth's crust with every step?"

Relax, Superficial Writer, it's all gonna go downhill from here. It's just a matter of time.

She looks like my great grandmother

There's no way those tits are fake.
Does anyone claim to have "evidence" they are?
They're all smushing together, no way they're fake.
She looks a lot like J-really-Lo in the main pic.
Cut back on sugar and do some squats and running broad, don't worry your ass will be enormous anyway, only more toned.

god, she's so ugly. how is she even famous?

because shes not ugly #41 you idiot

For fuck's sake Superfish, what is your problem? Your laziness astounds with story after story of this tired fat whore, knowing the comment section will light up like Vegas. Is that worth it? For christ's sake, would ya just look at yourself (site)... it's getting ridiculous

She looks like a goddess. I'm in love.

Im glad all the jealous girls on this site have realised that stating "im 5'11' and weigh this fucking much blah blah" have given up and are just allowing us to perv at her all day. awesome.

SHE LOOKS AWFUL!

MY GOD, THIS IS A GREAT EXAMPLE OF HOW ANYONE CAN PILE ON 10 LBS OF MAKE UP, HAIR EXTENSIONS AND LOOK GOOD.

SHE NEEDS THE BIG HAIR TO BALANCE OUT HER BODY.

What is she doing with all those singles? Coming from a strip club?

What is she doing with all those singles? Coming from a strip club?

@41 - Spoken like a true virgin.

She's hot, too bad she only dates ugly blacks. That makes any woman look like a low life when they date black guys. Bottom of the barrel in looks, intelligence and sustainability.

Kim has the intelligence of a tree stump or an average MTV watcher that believes black guys are hot. They aren't and never will be. Just ask a black woman.

there is nothing impressive about this woman because she is empty in the head , just showed up to a docs office and they made her who she is.
Since all she's known for is her look then I guess she can't really take ANY credit for anything she is famous for. oh wait she can take credit for the sex tape she made. but i am not sure that is something you would WANT credit for lol

Also it's true all celebs are looking alike.

In the first pic if you just look at the bottom half of her face it looks exactly like jennifer lopez!! All these women get the same lips /chin/nose it's crazy. it looks like jlo!

Total J-Lo lookalike.

Hilarious. An Armenian and a Mexican who could be mistaken for each other.

i like curvacious women. it shows she eats and is healthy!! she looks fine like any normal american out there.

She must be an african fertility godness or something. A pale african fertitlity godness.

Those big brown eyes are beginning to glow a fiery red - lookout - laser beams -AAAAAAAHHHHHH!

@49 - no way I beg to differ Reggie Bush is just about the hottest man on the planet!
Kim looks sort of average here, still hot though, just not as hot as Reggie.

@49 - no way I beg to differ Reggie Bush is just about the hottest man on the planet!
Kim looks sort of average here, still hot though, just not as hot as Reggie.

@52 she looks fine like any normal American??? are you kidding? I have been to America 13 times and 25 of the states and any normal American is overweight bordering obese and drives everywhere hardly "healthy and fine".
Obviously 52 is one of those obese Americans!

@52 she looks fine like any normal American??? are you kidding? I have been to America 13 times and 25 of the states and any normal American is overweight bordering obese and drives everywhere hardly "healthy and fine".
Obviously 52 is one of those obese Americans!

@33

lol harassments, you said it brother.

Notice for whores; don't dress like a slut if you don't men staring.

Comment number 30 is hilarious. In fact, my pants hit the floor and I had a huge glob of Jergens on my junk the second I saw these pics. No one is sexy like KK. I would rim her all night - while she farted.

She looks like my grandpa

I think they're looking quite healthy these days, NOT?

#49 sounds like a racist... All black men have at least one black parent and the odds that that parent is a woman are huge...If you are a black woman, shame on you. All black women are not down on black men. Black women are a source of black men and should be a resource to them as well, not trying to destroy them with racism like you. You don't see white women tearing down white men because they're white, do you? Black women, like all women, are down on the men who HURT them and those men come in all colors and hurt women of all colors. Why the hell do you care who Kim K. screws so much that you gotta go and put all black men down? Aren't enough people down on black people and black men over their race? Or did you feel you had to add your pitiful existence to the list? Tell me, what is the point of putting someone down for their race? Proving what a mean son of a bitch you are???? I wish fucking people like you knew how fucking tired your racism is!!!! What if someone was that racist of you and everywhere you looked there was another stupid racist coming at you for no reason and getting in the way of your life???

I'd motorboat her til I passed out...

Enough about her. Lard ass, inflated tits, yuck, After looking at Jennifer & the others my hardon says bye bye. I'd rather jerk off with a sandpaper mitten then have any type of sex with her.

#51 jlo is from puerto rico not from mexico...

She is my favorite. Someone told me she is datting a young billlionaire on -"""""""""W e a l t h y L o v e s.co m"""""""". What kind of relationship she is looking for on that site? Long-term relationship or just a date?

I love fat chick tits that spill out the side. Much like her gelatinous thighs would spill out of shorts, which of course she never wears...

she's a fat ass...why in the hale ANYbody is attracted to fat butts is beyond my scope of understanding..nasty..totally nasty..and ..nasty/.

she's a fat ass...why in the hale ANYbody is attracted to fat butts is beyond my scope of understanding..nasty..totally nasty..and ..nasty/.

In the last pic - I'm surprised that she even knows what a $1 bill is, because she is definitely rocking one in her hand.

@63

save your pro black bullshit for MTV or the Million Man March. Whites hate blacks, blacks hate whites. You, blacks, will never be equal to us. Never.

The whore look and gigantic ass are brother magnets.That fugly skank belongs on The Flavor Of Love show.She would feel right at home those attention whores.

A body only a rapper can like.

she looks just like her mom in the first 2

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