Aug 15 2008Kerri Walsh wants AIDS to 'butt' out (Don Draper, I just made you look like clown shoes.)
Olympic athlete and women's volleyball competitor Kerri Walsh has wisely decided her ass is a veritable weapon in the fight against HIV/AIDS infection. I want everyone to know I'm "behind" this cause. Hi-OH! But, no, seriously, if I make a donation do I at least get to touch the butt and/or bounce a quarter off it? What if I just sort of run past it and graze it with my hand? I'm willing to post date as many checks as it takes to get this thing done. You know, because I care deeply about whatever it is your cause was again. Sea lions?

Reader Comments
1. P.Powers - August 15, 2008 5:02 PM
I'm #1 FUCKERS!!!
2. P.Powers - August 15, 2008 5:03 PM
THAT'S RIGHT LOSERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HEY MAX!!!!!
3. BigSteamyOne - August 15, 2008 5:03 PM
nice fanny, pinch -pinch
4. Barak Obama - August 15, 2008 5:04 PM
I must have rubbed one off every time Kerri was on TV this past week.
P. Powers, you are an ass-clown.
5. rough daddy - August 15, 2008 5:05 PM
oh my! thats thight...what is she selling?
6. J. Brunhoff - August 15, 2008 5:09 PM
Superficial writer has a silver tongue. Almost as amazing as Kerri Walsh's ASS.
http://Preyforthehunted.com
7. HelioMobile - August 15, 2008 5:09 PM
I can't knock this one down:
She is the #1 Beach Volleyball player in the world with 110 Straight wins under her belt.
8. Plobes - August 15, 2008 5:10 PM
Nice Mad Men reference, SUPERLATIVE FISH!!!
9. BlackBanana - August 15, 2008 5:13 PM
Uh-huh, Pete Campbell would be all over those man-hands and ass tat.
Btw, that ridiculous thing on her wrist is not a 'bracelet', it's a gauntlet.
10. Roy99 - August 15, 2008 5:14 PM
A "Mad Men" reference. Great way to end the week, man.
11. Roy99 - August 15, 2008 5:14 PM
A "Mad Men" reference. Great way to end the week, man.
12. JPRichardson - August 15, 2008 5:14 PM
Nice pic, but no, Kerry Walsh is unfortunately NOT good looking. She is kind of a humanized giraffe with no boobs, lots of wrinkles, no waist, ugly feet and a huge nose.
Probably the least attractive athlete there in China right now.
13. Dictionary.com - August 15, 2008 5:17 PM
gaunt·let 1 also gant·let (gôntlt, gänt-)
n.
1. A protective glove worn with medieval armor.
2. A protective glove with a flared cuff, used in manual labor, in certain sports, and for driving.
3. A challenge: throw down the gauntlet; take up the gauntlet.
4. A dress glove cuffed above the wrist.
THAT THING IS NOT A GAUNTLET, YOU STUPID KNOWITALL!!!
14. Lola - August 15, 2008 5:19 PM
GOD look at the definition in her back and her muscle tone.... I'd give anything for a boy like hers
Oh and HA HA... Great "Mad Men" reference... I almost overlooked that... Happy Weekend everyone
15. Piquet - August 15, 2008 5:24 PM
Love those grooves just above her ass. Mmmmm!
16. Ted Mosby - August 15, 2008 5:38 PM
I'd spike one right between the cheeks.
17. Stan Fisher - August 15, 2008 5:49 PM
There is a reason they are showing her back-side:
http://www.celebs101.com/gallery/Kerri_Walsh/63457/kerri_walsh_photo_6.jpg
Gross.
18. mimi on her knees - August 15, 2008 5:51 PM
Won't someone please help me pray for my Amy?
19. Ed Castillo - August 15, 2008 5:55 PM
FIRST!!!!
20. typical superficial loser - August 15, 2008 5:56 PM
That's a nasty looking ass. There's too much fat and her back is all lumpy. From the backside it looks like a gay guy wearing a speedo
21. Ted from LA - August 15, 2008 5:59 PM
Praying for Amy with mimi on her knees. Oh mimi, oh yeah, oh yeah... yes! yes! yes!!
22. Rick - August 15, 2008 6:01 PM
Wrong ass. Misty May butt >>> Kerri Walsh butt. That's why Kerri is always trying to go down on Misty after every point.
23. Mos - August 15, 2008 6:01 PM
# 17 - Thanks a lot. Can you please forward me your address so I can send you the bill for my eyes surgery. That chick is skank all over.
24. G.W. Bush - August 15, 2008 6:09 PM
Yes, Misty May has a much better ass. Texas-size, yet firm. Didn't know if I wanted to slap it or bite it....what was I sayin'? Oh yeah, Misty, great butt, great big buttaface. Kinda reminds me of Chelsea Clinton, heh heh heh heh...nah, just kiddin'. More like Condi.
25. Ted from LA - August 15, 2008 6:34 PM
Walsh has an ass made for TV and a face made for radio.
26. Amanda - August 15, 2008 7:44 PM
Uhm- Grrlplanet threw up this picture (http://grrlplanet.com/american-gold/) earlier this week.
Hate to spoil the Superficial's fantasies... but she is certifiably lesbian.
27. Anal Rape Aficianado - August 15, 2008 7:50 PM
I would gently tug on her nipples before I FORCE HER TO PROLAPSE HER ENTIRE BODY THROUGH HER ASS, THUS RENDERING HER INSIDE-OUT! I WOULD THEN FELLATE HER INSIDE-OUT VAGINA!
28. Veenus Envy - August 15, 2008 7:52 PM
#25 - That is why she is facing away from us in the picture.
29. Toejammn' - August 15, 2008 8:01 PM
I would like to wear that ass as a hat.Perfect.
30. pollo loco - August 15, 2008 8:15 PM
DATS ALOTTA BUTTCRACK...
31. 0bservant - August 15, 2008 10:01 PM
I definately do see her as a homely little shrew ...... playground fodder for the school bullys when she was a kid
But on the other hand .... I also see she has a Fan-Freakin-Tastic ass that every woman who reads this thread would kill for if it didn't take to much actual exertion to get out of the chair and away from their computer
- She told me one time she was going to buy a new bikini bra.
I asked her "Why ? - There would'nt be any *point* in it !! "
Just some mild observations
32. Lana - August 15, 2008 10:23 PM
Wow. Her back to her small tush - it's really cute and pleasing to the eyes.
33. RichPort ( Is Gay ) - August 15, 2008 10:25 PM
Damn, ... I'm speechless. Damn.
34. oshkoshb'goshdamngosh - August 15, 2008 11:01 PM
Her face looks like Chloe Sevigny. That being said, I want to put stuff in her anus. Like penis-shaped vegetables.
35. rough daddy - August 15, 2008 11:22 PM
if you look close at that ass, when she take off those panties, that ass is going to form into another lovely shape,,,,what a treat!
36. Dzis - August 16, 2008 1:03 AM
A gauntlet is a glove, retard.
37. kevtha - August 16, 2008 1:39 AM
how could anyone possibly form an opinion on this?
38. cranky - August 16, 2008 1:52 AM
I'd gobble a bucket of shit to lick that bunghole
39. kevtha - August 16, 2008 1:56 AM
really, cranky? really?
40. Nya - August 16, 2008 2:41 AM
lolz, niiiiice ^_^
41. drew - August 16, 2008 4:53 AM
What a hot model!She looks like a member of richromances.com where some hollywood celebrities and supermodels are seeking for love. She is on her way to romances now?
42. gerard Vandenberg - August 16, 2008 10:28 AM
So her mummie can find her?
43. Pilatunes - August 16, 2008 12:48 PM
That is an absolutely magnificent ass.
44. my comment - August 16, 2008 2:57 PM
Nice rear but she has the face of a Christian missionary.
Trying to cure AIDS by eyeballing some chick's butt or wearing a plastic bracelet ain't going to cut it, sorry.
45. weirdo - August 16, 2008 4:19 PM
I'd certainly stick it in her stinky part!
46. missywissy - August 16, 2008 7:23 PM
Some of these posts are very disgusting and disturbing, so congrats to the sickos out there. Just stay away from little girls and farm animals.
I think she has the most beautiful back. I don't know why most of the fuss is over her bum. Her back is georgous.
I still don't understand how this photo is a fight against AIDS, but hopefully it makes people think. But I think most people will just be thinking about this photo.
47. JJ - August 16, 2008 9:40 PM
I thought they'd use that angle because it's the one we'd most recognize. Fab body. Reminds me a bit of Cameron Diaz, only prettier.
48. weirdo - August 16, 2008 11:20 PM
missywissy, I think they mean if she lets me put it in her stinky part that she won't get aids in her pussy!
49. White girls got no A$$...Why that is? - August 17, 2008 2:38 PM
Looks like nuthin more than a flat back cracker to me
50. Erica, Phelps fan! - August 17, 2008 11:25 PM
She has a very nice body. I love the Olympics, especially swimming. No coverage on Michael Phelps fish? Fuck you then.
51. AJ - August 18, 2008 11:02 AM
OOOH Don Draper is gonna come find you and smash your face in with a scotch glass.
52. Big Bad Johnny - August 18, 2008 11:15 AM
Posting a picture of an incredibly hot babe like Kerri Walsh immediately above a picture of walking death (Amy Winehouse), is causing some serious mixed signals for my penis.
I think it just fell off... :(
53. Randal - August 18, 2008 2:22 PM
Dearest Fish,
Please stop posting picture of fat ass American pig-women like this. She's morbidly obese and should hit the Slimfast quick. Disgusting 18 ounces over perfection must never be tolerated. She should commit suicide so we never have to see her porker body again.
- Randal
54. justtheobvious - August 18, 2008 9:30 PM
HOT ASS
55. SERT - August 18, 2008 11:51 PM
Nice butt, but that doesn't look real. She looks really flat in TV
56. Pilatunes - August 19, 2008 11:51 PM
I just came back again to say how much I love that ass.
57. hay - September 1, 2008 2:27 AM
wuts tattoo'd on her ass ?