Aug 19 2008Kate Beckinsale in a bikini

first comment. let's rejoice. she looks good here or whatevs.

First beckinsale can suck a hot one... mmmmmmm shes hot

Gratuitous... moi? Ha! ;)

First

fucking cellulite city

She looks cute, even though that second to last pic makes her look like she's wearing a saggy diaper.

Not to get technical but she's snorkeling.

SCUBA stands for Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus - i.e. full on underwater tank.

she looks good but what's with her bikini bottoms in pix 10 and 11? Kind of poochy, like they've seen some miles. Maybe it's a really old bathing suit but still her favorite, and she's reluctant to throw it out even though it's flapping around mid-thigh. Could also double as a hammock for a small animal.

A white bikini bottom woman??? That is not flattering, the 7th pic is god awful, 10 and 11 are crap, but the rest are good and she is a beautiful woman so even cellulite is no big deal, when she wears a nice dress she stops the show.

do I see a landing strip in 00 and 05 ???

I would like to snorkel for her snatch

I agree with you guys, that swimsuit looks horrible.

She needs to take it off IMMEDIATELY.

Not bad but she needs to tone up those legs and ass

Hard to rate:

RACK- 6 - small, but nice shape.
LEGS - Nice, but short. - 6
ASS - Nice shape, but cellulite, some extra baggage - 7
FIGURE - Too thick in middle - 6
NECK - 8 - thin, long.
FACE - Pretty, but momish -7
STATUTE - Too short - 4.

Not that great, actually. Sucks when your neck is your best feature.

I'm with aviator, there's definitely a camel toe or landing strip going on in pic 5.

lets not be stupid now.
she was not scuba diving.
she was snorkeling.
which is what people who aren't cool enough to scuba dive do.
and all this time i thought kate was cool. my b.

a nice ass ruin by a bikini

Nice...Fine woman. Best one posted on this site in awhile.

Any more of this one?

Look at pic 11, she looks like she's been carrying around a fucking water soaked log all day

do I spy a landing strip in pictures 00 and 05 ?

Kate takes it up the ass--hard. You can tell by her rear-end, which looks like the trunk on a middle-aged queer. You go whore!

Kate Beckinsale is in my top 5 easy.

I saw some different pictures earlier and sadly these confirm that I wasn't imagining the cellulite. Still, she is just so fucking beautiful and otherwise in good shape, that the cellulite isn't killing it for me.

cellulite is present even in skinny chicks. it has nothing to do with being fat, deal with it.

Wow, I guess every woman DOES have some cellulite; even the toned and thin ones. But Kate is still a gorgeous woman with a hot body (that shouldn't be wearing a white, see-thru bikini bottom...ah, apparently she's hair free...more than I needed to know...)

Welcome back Kate and thanks for taking the time to post your pictures from your trip. How was it? Did you get your diving license from PADI or NAUI? I think it's great your younger one is learning, for that will build inspiration as he becomes older.

You're still looking great but what else is new. Hope to see you more often.

Love ya! xoxo

Randal

Kinda-Sorta softly shaped ..... not curves, but "bends"
Why is pic #2 the only picture of her ass walking away ? Because the pic clearly shows her "saddle-bags" on her upper thighs. Something kids give women and gyms take away from them. And that bathing suit - looks like a family could take up residence in the ass of that suit. It sags so badly.
On the plus side - white becomes transparent when wet !!

I like how a few of you are talking about her ass (cellulite) and saying she has saddlebags. You must the types who idealize women and expect them to look like supermodels when you are, in fact, dipshits who couldn't get a woman like Kate Beckinsale to save your FUCKING life. And for all the females who would say something...well, their loose roast beef vaginas are just green with envy.

And like dr. coathanger said...cellulite can be ont he body of a skinny fit chick, too, you cocksucking asshats.

They're snorkling, not scuba diving you retarded dipshit moron.

oh and just fyi--Kate Beckinsale is 35 years old, so shut the fuck up about cellulite and saddlebags for the rest of the day.

#26,
It is so painfully obvious you are not Randal. He has an IQ and vocabulary at least double yours. Take a chance and try to be yourself. The drinking age in America should be 19, not 18 or 21. Word.

I'm surprised she's not smoking while in the water...

She's hot. Horrible swimsuit though.

#31, I agree, not the real Randal. I actually miss Randal's comments.

She is perfect the way she is! She's awesome and an awesome person! The papps need to stay back or she might stop going out like this! then i will have to do the crazy David Elsewhere and no one wants that craziness to happen, right?

To all of my fans and Gay Pride brothers (this is you Ted from LA - smoochies): I actually do have a life outside this site dears!

Your
Randal
xoxoxo

I hate the stupid cunt.

She looks great to me! God bless her!

I look better than she :)

you're probably 18 or 19 years old, you dumb twat. You'll probably weigh 200 pounds by the time you hit 35

I love all the keyboard warriors degrading her. Idiots.

Gorgeous!!! Some Bikini photos of her can be found at a wealthy da*ing site richromances.com where celebrities and wealthy singles are hooking up.

To up her sex appeal she needs to bake in the tanning bed , slap on some orange tanner, bleach her teeth the color of chalk, insert some super sized silicone titties and snap in some horse hair. Thats all she needs to make the weirdos here want to partake in her douche water.

Actually, it is refreshing to see a lovely and natural female. I am willing to bet the haters on here don't even come close.

Also truth speaker or whatever the hell it's name is should post a pic so we can break it down.

That ass shot (Pic #10?) reminds of a toodler a with saggy shitty-wet diaper. Not attractive at all.

That ass shot (Pic #10?) reminds of a toodler with saggy shitty-wet diaper. Not attractive at all.

Wow, what a closet dog. She seems so hot on camera, great face, but her body blows.

I have a better ass than her and I'm a truck driver!

I'm sorry, I know, I got carried away with the douche water comment. It's just that these darned kids just don't know how to treat a lady and act like a real man. Take me, for instance, when I met my future wife, Edna, we dated for 6 months before I imprudently tried to kiss her. Well, her Daddy, Mr. Johnson, made sure I never made that mistake again, I'll tell you what! My rear end still hurts!

Somehow, Edna eventually saw it in her heart to forgive me, and we eventually married. We recently celebrated our 38th wedding anniversary, though I have yet to try to kiss her again. We have a fine Christian relationship, and have no need or want of evil, lustful, carnal pleasures. That's Lucifer knocking, my friends, and don't you go opening that door! No, you kids and your "three-ways" and your "double-penetrations" and your "helicopters" and your "deep-throating" and your "anal sex" and your "French kissing" are crude, boorish, filthy abominations compared to real men, who know that the true path to salvation may only be revealed through marital celibacy, self flagellation, and chronic masturbation.

What was I saying again?

Oh God People! She's a Yummy Mummy Leave her alone. If I were into chics I would so totally do her. You meanies should go and take look in the mirror at your own bodies!

Wow! And pictures of my filthy hairy ass, my pink shriveled ballsack, and my stubby crooked schlong can be found at Richromances.com!

Truth teller or idiot as I shall call you she's fucking 5' 8" look it up, that's too short? What the fuck do you want some goddamned 6'2' shemale. You're whole list is all wrong she's a gorgeous gal celulite and all. It's the sum of the parts douche. Post a picture of yourself and let us break you down part by part.

*cellulite
Sorry I'm so unfarmmiliar with the term, having none myself, that I mispelled it.

But don't even ask me how I know how to spell "anilingus" perfectly. Shhhh!

she's definitely slipping. it's almost time to go to a dark one-piece, kate. you're too thin to keep your ass shapely, but the weight you'd need will go to the wrong places. also, cut back on the smoking. it'll burn your face out before its time.

Shut the F### up #47. Your a blabbering idiot as your ranting post suggest. Your not even funny, just weird. Go drink some douche water with this Edna person you talk about you stank ass troll.

It's a bit scary how much you know about self flaggellation and the like. Things that make you go hmmmmmmmm.

That's perfectly ok, #50 and #51...I don't have any cellulite either, just a little fat..
But I'm ok withthat.

#47,
Now that is some very funny shit. One of the best I've read in months on here. Is that you Randal with a new persona? Keep them coming Bob White.

Before I see more Kate bikini pictures here, I hope the superficial writer will shop her ass (or buy her a fresh box of pampers). That's disgusting. My schmeckel went from full attention to a full faint when I looked at that bum.

Kate looks 1000x better than any of the haters on here, for sure. She is super duper cute!

Looks like 'ol Kate's got a Boob Job finally! She was a Carpenter's Dream there for the longest time!

Looks like 'ol Kate's got a Boob Job finally! She was a Carpenter's Dream there for the longest time!

she look GUH' REAT.....

nice body....well maybe im not too choosy...

http://moodycrap.blogspot.com/

Godber would be proud.

I doubt if she gave the mirror a look?

Somehow, Edna eventually saw it in her heart to forgive me, and we eventually married. We recently celebrated our 38th wedding anniversary, though I have yet to try to kiss her again. We have a fine Christian relationship, and have no need or want of evil, lustful, carnal pleasures. That's Lucifer knocking, my friends, and don't you go opening that door! No, you kids and your "three-ways" and your "double-penetrations" and your "helicopters" and your "deep-throating" and your "anal sex" and your "French kissing" are crude, boorish, filthy abominations compared to real men, who know that the true path to salvation may only be revealed through marital celibacy, self flagellation, and chronic masturbation.

Anybody complaining about her cellulite is just showing how ignorant they are about women. The only time you dont see cellulite on chicks is when they're doing magazine covers or centerfolds, and I dont want to ruin this for you guys but they're being airbrushed and photoshopped. My girlfriend is 5' 6" and weighs 98lbs, works out 4 times a weeks and still has a little cellulite. You guys act like you've never seen a real woman before. And for being in her mid 30's Kate Beckinsale is still doing better than 99% of the population.

Most of the whining pizza-faced losers who put everybody down really haven't ever been close up to a woman before

I wouldn't have noticed it's been already 4 years since Van Helsing if it is not for these pictures... She's OK, but she used to be flawless.

#64 aka Bob White, The Law Firm of Persily and Associates. I know that firm!!!!! You should be disbarred.

@#65: Your girlfriend is 5'6" and only weighs 98 fucking pounds? And you brag about this? She must look like a cadaver.

Who cares about cellulite -- have you caught her vomiting up her dinner yet? Or do you just look the other way when you hear the retching sounds coming from the bathroom?

Yeah 5'6 98 pounds is pretty small. I'm 5'7 and was down to 110 one summer and everyone hassled me into gaining more weight because I looked like I'd been living in Ethiopia for most of my life. It was painful, too, it hurt to sleep on my side because my hip bones would dig painfully into the mattress and if my hip bumped into something it hurt 100 times more because there was no padding...Take that young woman to Chili's and feed her some country friend steak, stat! That's just not healthy =/

You call it her "family" but I call it her daughter she had with one guy and her man she stole from his wife. I wonder if adultery and narcissism can cause cellulite even in the clearly starving?

Here ass looks like double dead cow's meat...fuck

I'd like to eat breakfast off of her ass.

I'm just sayin'...

She's beautiful. I hope I look half as good at 35.

I love her dark hair. She usually has so many highlights in it; it looks better dark. She looks downright pissed in the fourth picture. I guess i would be too if i was getting photographed at every move.

#14

you are very shallow.

get fit fast at http://www.hoodiastack.com

want to fuck her really hard in the ass

my tongue would party on her labia for years