Aug 8 2008Jewel marries a cowboy
Jewel married longtime boyfriend rodeo star Ty Murray yesterday in the Bahamas, according to Us Magazine:
"Jewel is thrilled! It was so romantic," the source adds. "She looked beautiful! Her dress is gorgeous, the ring is gorgeous. They can't be happier!"
The two share a 2,200-acre central Texas ranch with their shitzu George. Born in Utah and raised on a ranch in Homer, Alaska, Jewel has said living on Murray's ranch "is comforting because I'm able to do the things I was raised with, like riding horses and doing branding."
Oh yeah, horses are real cool, Jewel - until they paralyze you! Jesus. Did Christopher Reeve teach us nothing about horses: nature's hooved killers of the night? Think about that on your ranch full of murderers. God, you people make me sick. Oh yeah, and also, congratulations.
Photos: Splash News
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Reader Comments
1. steve - August 8, 2008 1:18 PM
"I'm able to do the things I was raised with, like riding horses and doing branding and drinking livestock semen."
fixed
2. veggi - August 8, 2008 1:20 PM
I hope he rapes her in every orifice with a hot branding iron.
3. gem - August 8, 2008 1:21 PM
she seems like a total twat!
4. Scooby - August 8, 2008 1:22 PM
Technically, the horse only paralyzed Reeves, so she's probably okay.
5. Tara - August 8, 2008 1:22 PM
Really Jewel? That's one strange looking man! You could do much better than that.
6. Scooby - August 8, 2008 1:22 PM
Technically, the horse only paralyzed Reeves, so she's probably okay.
7. Who? - August 8, 2008 1:22 PM
WHO?????
8. h - August 8, 2008 1:22 PM
Hopefully his dick will be gashed by her snaggletooth...
9. WOMCP - August 8, 2008 1:40 PM
really veggi? are you that much of a complete and utter a-hole? don't even answer that.
10. etr - August 8, 2008 1:41 PM
She must be really annoying because looks-wise this just does not add up.
11. Pat - August 8, 2008 1:44 PM
Jewel is annoying as hell. I hope he beats her on a regular basis.
12. veggis troll is so fucking lame - August 8, 2008 1:49 PM
#2---- You have got to be the dumbest troll there has ever been on this site.
13. Sell Porn Make Money - August 8, 2008 1:55 PM
i would like to untie that bow and see what my present is.
14. Blah - August 8, 2008 1:59 PM
he looks retarded...I mean, nothing against retarded people or anything...
15. Cowboy Bob - August 8, 2008 2:11 PM
Superfish Dude you are an idiot. Christopher Reeve was a Jumper and Rode English; he was never a real cowboy like Ty. Rodeo is not for wimps, and you've got to have some sort of death wish to ride a bucking bull or horse for at least 8 second, so what the hay. Having said that, they both look very happy, and he's one lucky man.
16. Marriage Police - August 8, 2008 2:15 PM
Are marriages preformed in the Bahamas legal, or is this just one of those Mick/Jerry Hall and Michael Jackson/Elvis' Daughter sham marriages?
17. Pam - August 8, 2008 2:16 PM
Who said cowboys are kinda thick-headed and humorless?
18. CashAK - August 8, 2008 2:35 PM
Jewel wasn't born in Alaska, she was born in Utah. She lived up in Homer with the rest of the crazies for a time, but that does not make her Alaskan. We can afford orthodontists.
And rodeo is for pussy's that feel the need to beat animals to feel more manly. Rodeo used to be a work competition, where the best of the best showed off the skills they used everyday on the job like logging competitions. Nowadays its just an excuse to fight over big belt buckles.
19. arexen - August 8, 2008 2:38 PM
Oh beautiful, talented, soulful Jewel,
Congratulations for not marrying some hollywood douchebag. Farmers and ranchers are the only people left on this earth worth having, so I am glad you fell in with the right crowd.
To the 'snaggletooth' commenter- check out Clay Aiken's falsies- eeewww. Would you rather her have fake, disgusting teeth like these??
20. rough daddy - August 8, 2008 2:42 PM
besides the anchor tooth,,,she has a lovely chest,,,and a good face to look at when youre cumming...
21. RichPort - August 8, 2008 3:14 PM
It's safe to say he's not big on getting head... at least not anymore.
22. Veggi's Leaky Douche Bag - August 8, 2008 3:24 PM
I think Jewel has the lovliest voice I have ever heard and she seems very down to earth. I have nothing but respect. Although I would still rape her and bear her regularly because, well, I am an asshole and a loser.
23. jewelsuks - August 8, 2008 3:35 PM
way to go loser - now you can watch animals getting tortured and exploited up close by your too-close-together eyeballs troll of an excuse for a man. You sucj Jewel - and your voice and talent are very mediocre - have you heard of Leanne Rimes? Vocally, she buries your loser ass daily...
24. John - August 8, 2008 4:20 PM
The downfall of American culture can be traced to the rise and fall of Jewell's career. Trust me, she's everything that's wrong with America. I've obsessed about her demise for far too long.
25. flappppppppppppppppppppppppppppa - August 8, 2008 4:29 PM
love it when an ugly guy scores big
26. Mick - August 8, 2008 4:40 PM
She's just another Buckle Bunny, which is the same thing as a groupie if you know what I mean.
27. meknow - August 8, 2008 4:54 PM
What is this thing about cowboys being tough just because they fall off bucking animals that are trying to free their balls from a torture strap? Cowboy Bob is just another non tough butthole who just thinks he is tough.
28. http://www.funderoos.com - August 8, 2008 5:18 PM
who will saaAAAaaave her teeth?
29. reply to blah - August 8, 2008 5:22 PM
#14....not so much retarded as inbred.
30. Chauncey Gardner - August 8, 2008 6:35 PM
He looks like the Johnny Cab driver from fucking TOTAL RECALL.
31. bubba gump - August 8, 2008 8:15 PM
congrats to the two.
32. friendlyfires - August 8, 2008 11:11 PM
They're my neighbors, so allow me, in the spirit of this humorous website, wish you all a GREAT FUCK YOU TO EACH AND EVERYONE OF YOU, ASSWIPES!.
Please accept this in the manner befitting a location where such dry and witty banter is exchanged without rancor or ill-will.
Please, please do remember, to contract the pox, shingles and leprosy, it's the least you all could do.
33. titsonsnack - August 9, 2008 8:09 AM
Seriously? People are bashing this guy for being "ugly"? Or praising this "ugly" guy for scoring a hot chick? Are you for real? Have you looked at her face??????
34. Laurie - August 10, 2008 2:15 AM
Jewel once described Ty as "A stand-up guy in a world of flakes." I read that months ago and still remember it....thought it was a great compliment.
35. baaaaaaaaa - August 13, 2008 12:07 AM
Any bets how long it will be before a sheep breaks up their marriage...
Damned homewrecking sheep!
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