Aug 20 2008Jennifer Love Hewitt wishes she'd been nude from age 12 to 28

Jennifer Love Hewitt despite her proclamations after Bikini-Gate that's she secure with her body, dropped 18 pounds over the past couple of months and plans on running a marathon on her 30th birthday. (My sources tell me a team of scientists at NASA are building her a sports bra.) Jennifer recently sat down with Health magazine to give the greatest goddamn advice I've ever heard in my life - but not counting the part about her wanting to be a nude 12-year-old. I don't even know:

"I wish I had been nude from the time I was 12 until I was 28. I looked great! I want to tell all young girls to walk around in bikinis all summer—and enjoy it. I want to tell them to never, ever feel bad about anything, because there will be that one day in your 20s when you’ll eat a hamburger and actually see the hamburger on the side of your leg. Initially it’s shocking, and you think, Whoa, I have to actually think about what I eat and work out double the amount I did before."

Yeah, everything she said. With the bikinis and the girls and the wearing all summer. Make that stuff happen.

Photos: Flynet

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She looks malnurished.

She'll never make it as a thin girl - that boat has left the dock.

Shoot for a Jenny Craig spokesman career.

I love that chick. I feel the same way, I mean you don't have to pose for playboy. But maybe have an artist paint you nude?

Third!

I think I'm missing something here, when did she get fat?

Only her tits need to pose for playboy.

I wish she was nude right now...from the waist up...

#4 - She didn't get fat, she just got her "mom hips" way too early.

she's asking every young girl to be proud of their bodies? why is she always in a mumu or something that hide the giant kaboos shes dragging behind her...nice rack btw...

Nice rack???

Those things would droop in a torpedo shape once unbound.

Just big flabby fat bags

#7 - It's fun referring to each other by numbers.

Mom hips or not I'd bang that shit like a salvation army drum.

shes still young and no kids,,,theyll stay intact!!!


That forehead is HUGE.

Looks like a inbred hillbilly.

Loose flabby boobs, K-Mart dress, small eyes.

@10

No you wouldn't. Do a search for her on this site and wait till you see her in the black bikini shots. It looks like fucking hell.

And what's this, this is new. A woman who says she's secure with herself and then desperately trys to lose weight and change herself? Wha wha what?

This is very troubling news. Jen went from a full course buffet to just a mid-meal snack with just too much milk.

We all know if she didn't have those tits she would be a waitress at TGI Fridays.

Why is only her right nipple giving us the high sign?

she has such a great rack... god bless her.

I still watch Heartbreakers and jerk off to her scenes. But she is losing it fast.

YOU NEED PEOPLE WHO LIKE YOU?
(and so money?)
...WHORE!!

For somebody whose false eyelashes don't allow them to blink, that statement was so profound.

She should only be nude from the waist up

I'm her age and still the same small size I was in high school and an 18 BMI. Same size as Audrina Patridge, with , except thankfully not retarded looking or fakely enhanced (nice round real and perky) and longer legs. This woman has no excuse. Like what, 28 is the new 60 or something? She hasn't had kids, not that that's an excuse because it isn't. My mom is in her mid 50's and is the same size as Heather Locklear and my grandma is in better shape then Helen Mirren. I don't get why stupid women blame age or kids or this or that. Oh right it's because they're lazy.
It's a simple formula ladies, eat well and exercise a lot. Cut out the water retain salty processed crap, eat some fucking fiber, have a low fat diet and eat natural healthy food, it will make your skin look better too.Learn how to cook for fucks sake instead of going out to eat, it's amazing how many lazy idiots can cook a delicious healthy meal form scratch. You get fat because you stuff your pie hole and don't come close to working it off. It takes 4-5 hours of high endurance exercise to burn 2000 calories and a meal and mcfatties has way more than 2000 calories in it. I would watch lazy bitches go to the gym barely work out and then say "oh I worked so hard I earned all this pizza" and then shove their faces with 20 times the calories they burned. Fucking idiocy.

Only very very rare medical conditions cause you to gain weight no matter what you do. 99.9 % of the fatties and chubbers in the world eat to much and exercise to little.

And just remember heffers, there is no miracle diet, as long Oprah remains fat there is no miracle cure for fatness because that bitch would buy it in a second. It takes effort to stay lean. Nasty skin and bone hags like Nicole ritchie are begging their body to become covered in cellulite. Being toned and lean is what keeps you looking good. Kate Beckinsale needs to work out that lower body, she clearly doesn't work out enough.
Even when I was young and my metabolism did it for me I worked out two hours a day, not because I had to but because I like the rush of exercise, of jogging, it feels great to get off your ass and if you don't it will look like this woman's - cue to black bikini pics of Jennifer love burgers.It's your fucking responsibility to stay healthy and fit because every lazy fat bastard who gets sick is costing tax payers and the medical system. Imagine how many innocent lives doctors could save and how much better the medical system would be if doctors weren't having to revive fatty MacI-can't-quit-the-burgers, or I ate my way to diabetes bitch, or I smoked myself shit of a lung, or I starved myself into heart failure instead of working out enjoying healthy food and strengthening my heart in the process. You owe it to yourself, to society , to your family and to whoever you fuck to take care of your fucking body and not turn into a goddamned whale. There are too many people who are sick or injured through no fault of their own for you to go around wasting societies and doctors time's because your so fucking lazy that you destroy you're own body.
There's no fucking excuse, yet all I see left and right are excuses after excuses and giant asses and guts after giant asses and guts.

She did look fantastic in heart breakers and that wasn't so long ago. She got this way due to a stage called "I have a desperate man who will stay with me even if I'm fat so I got fat because I'm so comfortable in my relationship"

it's not like Heartbreakers was forty damn years ago. Even in that movie you could tell she had no real tone just curves in the right places and very little fat everywhere else. Most girls who have boobies of this size look great young, get married and then get huge. Just go to the midwest and ask to see women's highschool or wedding pics, it will make you cry to see what they did to their boddies. Plus she's always been hippy and the pear shape is a curse because any extra fat looks horrific.

I stillt hink there is hope for her, but she needs to quit talking about how hot she used to be like it's too late for her now at the ripe old age of 28 and she has to succum to terminal fatness. Fuck woman you're 28 get on that goddamned treadmill and eat right and you won't look like this. All this sagginess suggests she's just starving herslef since those bikini pics and she keeps wearing the classic j lo ass hiding dresses that look like tents and don't hide anything cuz we all know that girls who wear them are hiding a giant ass load under there.
Useless hollywood woman since she clearly can't get the simple basics of eating well and excercising hard she clearly needs a trainer STAT.

Two reasons to watch Ghost Whisper: Those Jugs.

#21 post your picture you fat sow pig liar

If youre britney, it could happen when you are like younger...

I see the same group of inbred pizza-faced jagoffs making the same remarks day after day.

As much as I agree with keeping slim and fit, no excuses,
No*21 needs to realise you can't become a famous actress, successful or intelligent just by being thin! You need charisma too.

#21 - I'm sure you have a rock hard body and all, but that doesn't give you the right to lecture others for 2 fucking posts. Nobody cares that you work out 30 hours a week or that you have perky boobs. So STFU, eat a burger and fucking relax already.

#21 - The length of your post directly correlates to the girth of your waist, piggy. That's not me talking... that's science.

#21 "And just remember heffers, there is no miracle diet, as long Oprah remains fat there is no miracle cure for fatness because that bitch would buy it in a second."

That quote made me seriously laugh out loud. Your entire post was actually very enteraining and true.

Hey 21 & 22........you sound like a bitter, jealous hag. I'll bet you're 21 years old, 5 feet 5 inches tall and weigh 270.

#29. Actually it correlates to the length of my legs and the length of my husband fat cock.

Taking care of yourself is part of being a good person in this world and why the fuck would I want to be an actress they're brainless puppets just like politicians. I work with third world poverty and medical research to find cures and treatment for diseases and medical conditions people get from not sitting on their asses so that is the kind of thing that makes you a worthwhile human being that and having the decency to take care of yourself so society doesn't have to.

And why the fuck would I post a picture of myself. I can't go fucking sit in the sun for five seconds without idiot pig men bothering me and I have had more stalkers than you can imagine so no thanks I won't post my picture for all the Internet crazies to see and I actually respect myself and my husband so I'm not into that kind of trashy dirty girl shit.

I hate burgers they're fucking sick, I'd rather eat your used tampon. I love a good lean steak though and I enjoy deserts, you can eat fries and cake in reasonable moderation, but burgers are just poison, MacFatties is feeding you the equivalent of cow shit.

I spoke the truth which you clearly don't like hearing (which proves you're all pretty insecure about your fat bodies, otherwise what I said wouldn't have bothered you). BTW the whole point as a writer is to get people talking, controversy is what sells and you all bit because, so go on puppets; DANCE.

Goodday folks, try to face the truth and go take care of your boddies, instead of getting angry at someone who does.

hey #21 - i'll believe you're not a 230 lb. jabba the hut lookin bitch if you believe my cocks 12" long.

deal?

#12 - just want to clarify that hillbilly's traditionally have short foreheads; as well as, cauliflower ears and unibrows to go along with their small, deep set eyes. she doesn't look like a true hillbilly, but more similar to a christmas elf.

#21 - i made it through your first rant and then saw you posted a second tirade. your glucose is low, shut up and go eat.

JLH - 19lbs down and still fat.

She looked amazing in "The Tuxedo." It's a shitty movie, but JLH looked awesome. She should've been nude throughout that movie.

Ha!, Jennifer secretly wished she could have grown up as a hedonist. Worry free about nudity, sex, and life.

#21

I agree with you that looking fit takes effort. Jen suffered from the I am in Love syndrome which means she ate too much and her boyfriend told her she still looks great. Then reality set in when the paps took pictures of her big hips and fat ass while at the beach and she is shocked about it lol!

Wow # 31 you really are smart aren't you. I said I was the same age of Jennifer Love Hugeportions, can't you read? She's fucking 28. What level of education do you have? I have an 18 BMI moron as in the BMI of supermodels and Olympic athletes. The bitter person is the fatty who freaks out with massive jealousy at anyone who isn't fat and lazy like they are.

Thank you #30. Jebus it's like I'm slaughtering baby seals here just because I speak the truth about this HUGE FATness epidemic in the developed world.

P.S Working in the medical field dealing with all the endless problems that the overweight and lazy cause actually does give me the right to speak the truth. Obviously I use a different tone here because this is a trash talking web site and it's fun and necessary to let that out once in a while in this shitlazy world.

"no excuse for fatness" aka 21, 22, & 32

You are obviously carrying WAY TOO MUCH baggage! I am guessing that you were an ugly child that was teased a lot on the playground or something similar! You obviously have way too many issues to be coming to sites like this. Don't try to explain yourself away as your previous three posts already speak volumes of your pathetic nature!

# 31 is right. girls like jlh are the type who eat crap all their life b/c they're skinny when their young but then complain about how it just "shows up on your hips" one day.

but dear god...

you could be working out 5 more hours a week if you didn't spend so much time posting on blogs.

and i'm not sure why you're bashing burgers. you can still enjoy burgers and be healthy. buy healthy free range ground beef, bison, or turkey and make your own burgers to enjoy with grilled veggies or salads.

i meant #21 is right, sorry!

#39 how is she "pathetic?" Nothing she said was false. Sounds like your are just foolish moron.

Love Hewitt has always been a pear shaped, squinty eyed, messed up grill chic. The only problem is she aged and the lower half, which was always larger than the top, got larger. Nice rack though.

Is #21 a loon or what? Get over yourself asshat. Your probably experiencing a manic phase of your mental disease which explains the over zealous approach you take in excercise and in writing dissertations/blog post.

I do agree that women use having a baby and age as an excuse. However , your not that great nor is what your saying as enlightening as you like to believe. How insecure that you have to comapre yourself to A. Partridge who is in no way the standard one should assume as the ultimate female form...that is unless you like 12 year old assless boys with implants.

#42 how do you know nothing she said is false? have you seen her or her husband's cock? do you even know if she is really a she? maybe you're the same person

Keep pecking away from your mother's basement, you tiny-pricked losers. If you had a girlfriend, you wouldn't be posting on this website 24/7

Maybe your mommy will feel sorry for you and buy a blowup doll for you pizza-faced losers

ph7: "she looks malnourished"

huh? she looks great in that pic above, not severely skinny at all. exactly how heavy are you that you think THAT is malnourished?

Good lord.

#44 you are proving your idiocy with every word you type......keep it up you fucking dickless moron

I was cute as hell as a child, but thanks for attempting a little dime store psychology. I'll write whatever the fuck I like whenever the fuck I like thank you. For people who aren't idiots writing a long post or two actually takes very little time. I'll tell you the secret, I am pissed and the reason isn't baggage it's because working in the medical field as much as you do have compassion for people and the fact that addiction exists not to the whiny extent of "I have a disease", but that it exists and that people are human and flawed and make mistakes it's still enormously discouraging to see all the time and money that is spent and that is taken away from those who are sick or dying through no fault of their own because we have to take care of those who have destroyed themselves. I did explain this quite clearly in my post and it's a pretty reasonable reason to be pissed and frustrated considering what I have and continue to see all the the time. You obviouslty have to refute me because you ahve weight issues and that's a fact, not dime store BS.

I like writing here. It's my mental punching bag and we all have our outlets, working out gets out a lot, but you still want to vent sometimes and when you encounter that same apathy that makes you so frustrated you're going to want to respond. In the end I want to people to take care of themselves so they can enjoy life.

Exactly #37. It happens a lot. Unconditional love is one thing, but enabling is quite another. I think a lot of men and women fatten up their spouse or partner just so that no one else will look at them.

Folks forget a ring to say "I'm taken" just get fat and then everyone will know you're married. You want men to stop hitting on your girl get her a permanent fat suit (hint it's her new birthday suit), women you want to feel secure in your relationship get him fat and spend all of his money; keep him poor and portly and no young girls will chase after him. Yup that's the lovely world we live in. Selfish as the day is long.

i weigh 110 but reading these comments i feel like i'm 1110.

:(!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU GUYS SUCK

#21, etc:
I hope to god (for your patients' sake if you are) that you are not actually in the medical field as you claim, or if you are that you are in one of the antisocial fields (eg radiology, pathology, "research", etc) that usually attract the misanthropes of medicine. Or at least that you are brilliant enough (eg Gregory House) where it at least is a pro/con draw. Perhaps you have wallowed your way into the misogynists typical destination (gynecology) which would make a lot of sense albeit not any less tragic for your victims.

#21,
You probably have an eating disorder of some kind, are not thin at all, and, by the way, who cares what your Mother or Grandmother look like? The focus is on JLH, not you.

You sound like a loser who is in serious need of some attention.

and 21, what you said was true and that's great-but you just came off as a fucking annoying killjoy on her period.

healthy diet and excersize. wow, did you just come up with that yourself?

save your lecturing for your husband, who i feel sorry for. along with anyone else who has to interact with you on a daily basis.

your posts are one big fat eye roll after another. keep em comin!

Wow, your continued reponse only continues to prove my point! You obviously have some deep seated baggage...you should seek help!


Hey fireonthemountain, making blind assumptions makes me safely assume how ignorant that person really is.

#'s 21, 22 32... I will tell you in a way that will make it simple for you to understand. Do you think that, lets say, a woman as beautiful as Adriana Lima (look her up if you want to see a truly amazing goddess) walked on the beach she would be bombarded with guys and or stalkers? Probably not because most men would feel that she is way out of their league. Thus, you are probably an average, unintimidating chic. That is why guys feel comforatble approaching you....basic psychology.

How can you compare an Olympic athlete with a supermodel. Many models may have more fat to lean body ratio than meets the eye. An Olympian stands alone. As someone supposeldy "knowledgeable" of such issues you seem to have only a superficial grasp.

You say you respect your husband yet you speak freely of the size of his manhood. This is neither respectable to him or classy.

Also for a humanitarian, social worker, epidemiologist, medical researcher in the forefront of finding cures for various ailments known to mankind you sure have a foul mouth and an ample amount of time. Your mouth, and I suspect your looks, are very pedestrian actually. Also I would bet you are not all that smart either, but rather a narcissist who reads Shape magazine.

Is anyone interested in taking pictures of you fat sows and skinny losers? I didn't think so.

Why do people assume so much when they feel the need to defend themselves on internet forum?

#49. If you way 110 pounds you are likely in a very low to healthy BMI range unles you're abnormally short so don't get upset about the comments we're talking about laziness so don't worry about it I'm sure you look great.

#50. I'm actually extremely compassionate with my people and very complementary and I have never said one unkind word to a single person I've worked or dealt with, not even the horrible ones who complain and scream and refuse to take care of themselves. I hate seeing people suffer and I've seen a lo of it. As I have repeated this is a way I air out my frustrations so that I can always be kind and caring with people in all areas I work in. I am human and if I didn't let it out I'd turn into an ass hole just like so many of the humorless jerks with no bedside manner whatsoever. It's completely normal and healthy to get frustrated. I see the immense consequences the laziness and selfishness of others causes day in and day out. The medical field is a mess these days. Do you deny that there is a lot of selfishness and stupidity in the world. You;'re not human if it doesn't piss you off and if you don't occasionally need to vent it out. The same thing that makes me care so much about people health and well being is what infuriates me regarding peoples complete lack of respect for their health and well being. I used an example of a person because it was the only one I could think of AA a good comparison only to illustrate my point because some people need a lot of pictures in between all the big words. If you read my post clearly you'd know I'm not into anything fake.

It's just classic, the one thing that gets people riled up is weight because 90% of people in North America have too much of it. All Fish has to do is post a story of a non morbidly obese but clearly overweight and lazy person being called fat and presto 300 comments and most of them have the theme of DENIAL while some of us try to stand up for health. As a writer (I work in many areas and write on the side) I tend to like to write, big shocker there and I don't have any desire to edit since this is just a means of getting thoughts out and venting which is something I think people should do, if they have the mental capacity to do so.

Thanks again gobats!

Me thinks that "no excuse for fatness" is a sorry excuse for a liar. She (if it really is a she) is probably a 5x5 with no life and no class!
She proves it with each worthless response!

Do you deny that there is a lot of selfishness and stupidity in the world. You;'re not human

Do you deny that you may have an "issue" or two, besides just the "airing out of frustrations?"
And there are two types of physicians who speak kindly to their patients while silently cursing them: those who do so as a defense mechanism and those who really feel/mean it. You are the latter.

Lol WHAT??

#55. Sorry Bob White, but most models have a BMI in the 18 range, I'm guessing you have very little experience with models and clearly lack the intelligence to understand that muscle is much more dense than fat so a muscular Olympic athlete and a very slim yet shapely model can actually have the same BMI.

You must not know any gorgeous women especially since you so stupidly assume they haven't been stalked. You clearly have no experience with beautiful women because they do get hit on NON stop. Most men and women in case you hadn't realized have ZERO comprehension of what league they are in and beautiful women get gawked at, followed and pestered non stop. That doesn't mean men actually go up to them and try to have intelligent conversation with them.
I don't have to defend my appearance to you I am as far from pedestrian as you can imagine so your comments don't bother me. You are trying to cut me down and only continue to prove how superficial you are. I could go ona long bragging rant, but I haven't and I won't. I have talked about my body in terms of fitness. I didn't choose my features and my bone structure and beauty is actually often a very difficult thing to live with at times and it's taboo to even speak of how hard it can be for women. I chose to walk away from the modelling world and all the opportunities I had because I couldn't respect that drug filled superficial idiotic world. Health is what I value, beauty is just about being born with the right features, being blessed with high cheekbones and a delicate nose, full inviting lips, striking eyes and flawless skin, but in the end who cares about that shit (oh no call the nuns I swore). If you had good looks you would know how little they matter. Health matters and all I have talked about is my physique only to explain that I practice what I preach. Perkiness and vitality comes form being TONED. I don't choose to focus on idiotic vanity, I dislike anything fake and that includes idiotic magazines which are filled with misinformation and paint by numbers guides for women too stupid to take care of themselves or make a relationship work by not being needy bitches. I take care of myself and that's what counts.

Again this is a comical web site so chill out. We are compleax people and while we can have fun with humor and vent a little with profanity it doesn't mean we can't have grace and class in our general lives. How boring it would be to have no dimensions and to not be able to laugh at the crude and funny things in life. Lighten up Bob.

The only person riled up is you #58 . Most people find fat repulsive, it is not native to you. Get over yourself. It's how you come across. Face it, your a conceited douche.

Also what type of medicine do you practice that gives you so much time? Most physicians I know are not posting all day on the internet. You must have a sucky practice...no wonder w/ your attitude.

One thing I forgot to add earlier-stalking behavior has little to do with you, the stalked, and more to do with the disfunctional psyche of the stalker who tends to have a profile that lends toward obsession. Where did you get your degree? Word to the wise, you should get your money back STAT.

Your problem (at least one of them) is that you fail to realize (or accept) that people know(imagine in italics please) already all that you prostelytize. Yet they are imperfect (unlike, apparently, you) and for any number of reasons they engage in "stupid", self-destructive behavior. Better than ranting and raging against this, it is also more productive in the long run to attempt to understand why(again, the italics) we relentlessly act against our own better knowledge. Is it truly all just self-indulgent laziness? And if so, how did our society develop such a self-centered hedonistic attitude? The answers to that question are not ones that you would like to think about, I suspect, for all the self-righteous bluster. Are there other issues at play? Self-medication? low self-esteem? post traumatic stress? Not everyone reacts the same way to childhood trauma, for instance. So, try not to lump everyone into the same boat - and even if you do, try to examine that boat a little more closely. It's good advice to apply to every aspect of one's life.

Jennifer - Please be a dear and remember those hooters were not there until you made enough money whispering to dead folks to support your new pair.
Also - I can't wrap my mind around a naked 12 year old. Not into it.
But since you feel you missed out and you're 29 now, let us see what we can get done about you spending the next 10 years naked ...... okay ?

@ no excuse for fatness - Did your parents have any kids that lived ?

Bob White,

You can throw your insults Bob they only continue to prove that I somehow offended you because of the issues YOU have. You are behaving like a child and a bully trying to cut people down, your nature that speaks volumes about what kind of person you are. Are you Jennifer love Hewitt in disguise?

We're all writing here, but that doesn't define anyone as a person. Ever heard of a holiday? I find this web site hilarious and I'll enjoy the leisure of my choosing thanks. It's quite essential to restore yourself when you work in very intense environments. Again you must not know any beautiful women you keep on proving it just let up with the dime store crap.

You can care about your patients deeply and feel for their struggle while still being very frustrated with the state of world. The world didn't get this way because everyone is a victim, there is a lot of idiotic behavior and it lies a lot with those who aren't sick, but will be if they don't get their acts together. When it's too late they do realize it and you can only feel compassion for them because they let themselves down, but when people with their whole lives ahead of them are so cavalier and lazy it's pretty depressing. You get the occasional really difficult patient who shows up three hours late and yells at all the nurses, most people are just reeling and need someone to listen. My problem lies with the ones who will be in their shoes one day, who are arrogant and lazy and live life with the "it won't happen to me attitude". It;'s the patients themselves who are just as frustrated as I am with the idiocy in the world. Of course it;s a tough world to live in and very few people have your best interest at heart but in the end you have to be your own advocate and take car of yourself.

My husband loves my posts he likes to write here too a lot of people I know do.

Take care folks and stay healthy. Even you Bob White I wish you health and happiness and maybe even a gorgeous woman.

38. no excuse for fatness - "I have an 18 BMI moron"

Where did you get one of those ? I want one !

Alright - time to pick apart this loud mouthed snake who used to be thin

62. no excuse for fatness - "beautiful women get gawked at,"

No Shit ?
How dare the whoremongering gawkers!!
They should be gawking at Amy Crackhouse instead .... right ?

Maybe #21 is actually Jennifer Love Hewitt

#64. All that is true and I referenced. People struggle and life is full of challenges so we punish ourselves. We live in a greedy world. Companies don't care that the food they make is horrible unhealthy and even unsafe, it's the almighty dollar that matters. Schooling is meant to prepare children for life and adulthood yet there is so little focus on health, nutrition. Dealing with stress, learning how to deal with money intelligently. The world is a chaotic mess and people suffer incredibly from all kinds of abuse, trauma, tragedy and tremendously difficult circumstances.

In the end as I said in the developed world you have to be your own advocate. We have freedoms that so many people don't in the rest of the world. The knowledge and information is out there. You just have to value yourself enough to believe you deserve a great life. Find what works for you. Despite all the challenges and barriers we all know (except those who do not have the faculties to know) deep down what is healthy and what isn't. It is easy to become a victim, most people are victimized and most people have horrible sad stories to tell but eventually you have to put yourself first in order to take care of others, you have to find the strength to make a life that you deserve. Health is so vital and my anger and comments again are a small amount of venting which I rarely need to do, but it comes from those who really don't care and who later will become societies problem. Sometimes you need a kick in the pants. So there it is.

I'll go on my merry way and let this go back to the "I'd hit that" web site it's meant to be. Remember we all have a purpose here and as a writer you may all have helped me with some research ( ; my tone was on purpose and it got people talking.

Enjoy the bikini marathon.

Hey noexcuseforfatness,

I'd like to shit in your mouth.


Sincerely,

Roop

21. no excuse for fatness - "I don't get why stupid women blame age or kids or this or that."

For the same reason aging arrogant has-been women think they have all the answers to "age or kids or this or that."

#50, 52 & 63: word. But it looks like everyone is missing the REAL point (buried under all the weight talk): Hewitt WAS given the chance to be nude and get paid for it by posing for Playboy several years back. She turned them down.
So, Jennifer, regarding you wishing you could've been nude...

Liar, liar, pants are on fire!

(wait...I may be thinking of Lindsay Lohan with that pants thing...)

i think jlh is a cutie and i would do her again and again as long as she kept the lights out so i didn't have see her thighs. (bag of golf balls) but those tits are world class ivories!!

How can you be a hasbeen if you look like you're still in highschool?

STILL IS all the way.

no excuse for fatness says -

"You clearly have no experience with beautiful women"
(sounds as though you've had enough for everybody here )

"I was cute as hell as a child, but ..."
(But things changed when you got old and fat like everyone else you know)

"I could go on a long bragging rant, but I haven't and I won't."
(The hell you say ..... god damned good thing ! ... I was begining to think you knew what the hell you were talking about )

Roop you must work in fast food.

Cracker-Mutt you seem to have trouble reading. Do you even know what BMI stands for?

#78: LOL

79. Katie Holmes' sex change doctor - What the hell do YOU care what I know or do not know ?
Uhh - Huhh - Huhh - I think BMI stands for Body Mass Index - healthy people usually have BMI of 18.5 - 24

WTF ???

Do I win ?
dumbass .......

12 to 28? There's 6 years there that the pedophile community would of loved to see her nude too. Creepy. Why couldn't she had said "I wish I had stayed nude in my younger days" you know, not giving an exact, prepubcent number...eh whatever. She's like Tyra, proclaims she loves her body, goes on a media campaign blasting the media *ironically* and then within a couple of weeks, is thin again, despite her self righteous attitude to begin with. Blah.

12 to 28? There's 6 years there that the pedophile community would of loved to see her nude too. Creepy. Why couldn't she had said "I wish I had stayed nude in my younger days" you know, not giving an exact, prepubcent number...eh whatever. She's like Tyra, proclaims she loves her body, goes on a media campaign blasting the media *ironically* and then within a couple of weeks, is thin again, despite her self righteous attitude to begin with. Blah.

NEFF, I'd hit you...


better?

I've always loved Jennifer. But she's really gotten on my nerves lately with all her lying, hypocrisy, and pure bs.

Jennifer Love Hewitt - American Hero!

i guess some in the medical profession have time to sit around and post messages all day

12 year olds need to keep their clothes on, thanks. But 16 to 25 (28's not all that) should definitely let their skin show... one life to live and all that.

I thought No Excuse's original post sounded awfully familiar. Read, from last month on this site:

24. pray to age gracefully - July 17, 2008 3:08 PM

She looks FUCKING AMAZING!!! I mean really HOLY SHIT. As a woman I pray to god that I age that well. See women like Jennifer Love Hewitt have NO EXCUSE. My mom is 10 years younger and in a bikini she looks just like Heather Locklear. I really hope Miren hasn't has any surgery because I want to age that well, but I refuse to opt for surgery. My Grandma is 85 and has the body of an aged Jessica Simpson (as a kid men half her age would hit on her infront of me and I was like get lost that's my nana you perve) so god willing it's in my genes.

Looks like someone has some insecurities, and a very unique family dynamic...

Please send Ted from LA pictures of Grandma. You can send them to TedfromLA@GILFS.com

She needs to get her ass on the stair stepper to slim down and tone up

its funny.. all these ppl on here talk shit about her, but the truth is a majority of said people couldn't even get her if they tried. i'd love to see what all the shit talkers look like themselves....especially the person that has to announce what position they are in the comment order... clearly they don't have many other options in life. a person with a real life probably has more important things to concern themselves with.

I for one would enjoy giving J-Love some back door action, then go anus to mouth...I wouldn't even call her a skank when I tell her to get the fuck out.

Uh, Jennifer? Maybe you should keep your mouth shut, seeing how you have nothing intelligent to say? Just go learn your lines, OK?

Never quite understood the appeal of this woman. She's ok. I guess guys like narrow-faced girls with odd features that add up to be cute. Lucky for me since that is what I look like. I've always been thin, but now that I am heading for 35, I am getting curvier. It happens to all of us women. We can control it though and look hot for many more years. I know because my neighbor is 53 and gets hit on all the time thanks to her 21 year old looking ass. I get stared at all the time. When I am 60, I'll be quoted as saying "I wish I was naked from 35 to 50!"

Four words..Never...Getting..It...Back

Dear # 21, I suggest you should visit therapist to address the issues you obviously have.
Yes, people are fat and yes, they are destroying themselves. But you are NOT GOD and are NOBODY "flawless" whatsoever to judge them. It is a great turn off for overweight people who maybe look at a thin girl one day and have a stimule to perfect their bodies - but then read what you wrote and think "if it takes to become this angy, judgemental bitch inside" Id rather not cut on my chocolate and keep happy.
I read comments every day. I am on this site for comments, not for pics, mostly they are hilarious, even when mean, but you my dear, keep repeating yourself time after time. It gets old! Sick! Rattling! Boring!

Seriously, I don't see what the fuss is all about. She looks fine and healthy. That's all that matters! Not every girl needs to be stick thin -- wake up peoplez!!!

Cinnamon its called her tits, plain and simple

I wanted to read you all but it's taking me time... call her fat , cow or whatever, get angry against her and the rest of fat ppl .

TEPSEPI...4ever

I wanted to read you all but it's taking me time... call her fat , cow or whatever, get angry against her and the rest of fat ppl .

TEPSEPI...4ever

No excuse:
I'd be interested to know what is your country of origin/family background, as sometimes there can be genetic or cultural influences on diet/body type, etc (if you know)?

"in your 20s when you’ll eat a hamburger and actually see the hamburger on the side of your leg", :)) :)), freaking hamburgers, and how do you pople find the time to read those long posts, i just read the first 2 lines and i know what its about, so america is fat, big deal, every country has a little something of their own, like France, wine cheese and tashes, UK, fish chips the old lady with the hats... america is fat people gun love and george w (stupid)

#98

I like Jennifer but she should just be honest and say that I got carried away and ate too much and got fat.

Most Americans are fat and it is rare to see stick thin people in the US. Sure you can see skinny people as models and celebrities but most Americans are fat. Your argument of it is better than being stick thin is the typical fat American excuse.

I'd like to point out, that "no excuse for fatness" has probably spent about 3 hrs typing on the computer instead of exercising and preparing healthy nutritious meals.


So she decided to stop being "normal" and starve to death, right?

A hamburger on your hip, and a sausage on your arm, milady.

Jumpin Jacked Up Jesus H freakin Christ!

Never use the words Nude or naked with Jennifer Love Hewitt in the same sentence ever again! My heart skipped a beat, my face went numb and my dick got so hard it ripped through my pants and punched a hole in the wall!

Oh man,not another round of "She's fat!" "YOU'RE FAT!" Comments!! #21,we get it. You're a stuck up little bitch with an awesome body. GOOD FOR YOU!!! Let's pat her on the back, you guys! Call everyone fat because she's the #1 SOURCE of information on beauty!! I work out & eat a balanced diet too,but you know what? I'm SAMOAN. I'm fit,but dumb little things like her consider me one of those "heffers"! Don't catch me in a dark alley, I will toss your skinny-spandex-wearing ass into the nearest dumpster!! That said, I think Jennifer Love Hewitt is adorable,at any size! She's got a great smile and seems warm and freidns at all times,on or off screen. You don't see that in the media anymore,since we've entered the Paris Era...

*edit* Ugh,sorry, I got sucked into the FlameWar...I meant "friendly" in the last post... And these are supposed to be comments about the article,not us! What have we come to? There are so many diet/health related websites out there to hold many a "fit or fat" debate. Hell, if you have medical insurance,you can talk to people about dieting ALL DAY LONG on their sites! We should stick to "please keep your comments relevant to the post" . Do-overs!

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