Aug 13 2008Jennifer Aniston & John Mayer's relationship 'cooling off'

FISH HEAD SUKS!

Britney ROCKS!

Couldn't possibly care less.

And MIMI is the BEST!

great ass.

I'd throw that dog a bone! Not jen, the dog. Thats one cute jindo!

Kids would hurt Mayer's street cred.

Can someone put this bitch out of her misery and knock her up already...

It surprises me to see that a man got sick of Jen. She seems so sweet in a really bitchy whiney kind of way.

Staying single is common nowadays , but get marriage a wrong person is a big shit ! Jen has just washed away a big pile, naturally she has to more careful.

Look at picture #5 carefully... even her dog doesn't like her.

ugly old lady face

Yeah, uh, who couldn't see THIS one coming from 10,000 miles away?! Jen, baby, you should have known better...to call John Mayer a dog is an insult to all dogs, so let's just say he is not even worth a second glance....he is just plain YOOGLY......ick.....

My advice to Jen, it's time to go gay and get some seed from a sperm bank.

WE WERE ON A BREAAAAAKKKK!

I'd be more than happy to have children with Jennifer Aniston.
Get at me.
John Mayer is a dickhead anyways.

Personally, I'm stumped folks.

The last time a girl told me she wanted a kid after banging me for a couple months, I simply shrugged my shoulders and said "HA! Why not?!"

I just dont get what he was thinking.

She should adopt one of those gook babies, they're really cheap, like maybe two dolla. Two dolla!

Why do so many men (Brad, John, no name model guy-shacking up with Cameron Diaz-just to name a few) like the smell of "Desperation" by Aging Hollywood Actresses?

HA HA! Now she knows how Brad Pitt felt. Can you say KARMA?

Veggi ur the biggest racist on this site. Go fuck your white hand till it bleeds.

She needs to stop putting out on the 15th date... that's problem right there.

Forget Jennifer and post pictures of my man John Mayer! I absolutely loved John's recent summer concert in Irvine, CA. I loved his play list and he can jam on the guitar too! John got a buzz hair cut which he debuted at his concert in Irvine and he still looks fabulous! I love tall, smart, good humor, talented, and nice looking men like John Mayer. You guys can say anything negative you want about John, but he has talent because he can write, sing, and play his own fabulous music and he also does great music covers too! I enjoyed watching John jam with Eric Clapton the other day on VH1.

Gonna vom. Shoulda scrolled. Thx 23.

I can donate a few evenings to knock her up as long as I don't have to pay child support.

"These are mature people who talk about things maturely," the pal says. "It's just slowed down, in a totally mature way. Who's mature enough to say where it will end up, but now he's so mature that he has a lot of mature things going on in his mature life."
Another source counters: "If she said she wants mature kids and he maturely can say he's not ready, that's not being maturely needy. It's being honest. And mature. Did I mention they're both mature people with mature thoughts who talk about things maturely?"

Ah, I crack myself up.

This gal is a complete idiot.She loses a woman to what was,at the time ,the hottest woman on the planet(I still don't seei t),appaarently because she didn't want to have kids,and Angie Waxlips would pop out Brad babies left and right,while adopting half the third world.

So what does lil" Jen do in response?She chases every guy after Prettyboy went away by demanding they pump her full of baby seed.

Fucking smart,what?

I would spooge all over her face and in her bunghole on Sunday.

I have yet to see a picture where Jennifer Aniston looks happy.

"Veggi ur the biggest racist on this site."

Sweet!

To #23 OCDC
Since you are obviously an obsessed stalker Mayer groupie, you could probably get with him if you get close enough to his stage, raise your top and throw him your cell phone number ....then you, too can know what it feels like to be screwed over, used and played....John Mayer is ICKY and he looks like he would smell......

Amy said Jennifer and John told her that they were taking a break to pray for Mimi.

#23-OCDee,you are a fucking idiot.John Mayer is a worthless pile of shit momrocker whose lyrics shouldn't even be printed on toilet paper,because they're not good enough to wipe one's ass with,his singing ability is slightly better than A Jonas Sisters,and he looks like the guy everybody assrapes in county jail.

Sit down and shut your whore mouth,men are trying to speak.

30 = the biggest moron troll that never says anything funny. yes, go fuck your self til you bleed.

Jennifer, marry me...

i don't care if your face looks a little funny

i would bathe in all that money you have.

MARRY ME JENNIFER

#31 & #33

I bet you guys don't even have the balls to say what kind of music you like. You guys have misguided anger and you guys need mental help. You are picking on a stranger and this is creepy!

Good Luck!

she keeps gettin dropped cause she sucks in bed. she thinks she can still get by on her looks and that may work for a month or two, but a lousy lay is lousy lay. you can't hide that.

Two words for ya, Jen... "SPERM BANK".

She is a beautiful example of what women should look like when they get older. She used to have fatty legs and cankles (calf-ankles) and look what yoga has done to her. Hotness. All you cankle women should get surgery or do yoga.

Sad bitch puts vacuous insignificant but lucrative career before family and ends up desperate, chasing the clock. Hmmmmmmm thats an original story, not ever seen or heard before in Hollyweird.

Super tight pants and super tight skin under her chin. It looks bizarre.

She gave up anal and then he left. He's Ben Affleck in Mall Rats.

Chin up, Jen. If all else fails, Larry King will probably be single again soon.

To all of you Jen supporters--If she's so perfect and gorgeous and sweet and wonderful, why can't she keep a man around? It just doesn't add up. That's because this woman is obviously very flawed. Maybe she has herpes.

Jennifer Aniston & John Mayer's relationship 'cooling off' as John realizes once again that he 'prefers men'

could we please get jennifer to dress up as lara croft and schedule a front kick photo shoot?

Does this woman like humiliating hersefl??? All she has left that can give her an ounce of pride is her body, which is hot, she's almost always well dressed and her hair is nice enough. Everything else is ABYSMAL.

Why oh fucking why did she do that stupid pittiful vanity fair interview and whine on Oprah's couch? She should have followed Nicole Kidman's lead. That woman kept her mouth SHUT. Notice how after Tom ditched Nicole right before 10 years of marriage BTW (which he did for financial reasons) that everyone realized Tom Cruise isn't the nice little dwarf people thought he was, so since Nicole didn't feel sorry for herself publicly and throw giant Oprah ass pity parties everyone felt bad for her and people started ( NO COINCINDENCE) to dig up dirt on Tommy boy and now all these years later, she has an Oscar, a husband and a child. The husband may be an alcholic country singer( oh wait that was redundent), but I don't see any free Keith t-shirts out there so they're doing alright.
Cruisy on the other hand is known as the BATSHIT MUTHA FUCKING CRAZY KING of Hollywood, people fear for the safety of his beard ( I mean "wife") no one believes that cute child is actually his and he seems to have transformed a once hot young lady into a MAN. He is the laughing stock of THE WORLD. So I think that is plenty of proof that Jen should have kept her YAP shut and tried to live low key (do the celebritards know how to do that?).

FACT: Tom Cruise became a target right after he dumped Nicole.

Jen also should not have become a serial dater. I mean does every guy you meet have to be your next boyfriend and JOHN MAYER??? Did you really think that would end well woman? I mean for the hate of Paris Hilton what the fuck was she thinking. This douch won't get married until he's fucking 50 at least. He's ugly as sin, stupid and smug and useless, but somehow women seem to love him.

I can't stand Jen or Brad and Veingy (have to mention that everytime since few seem to comprehend that you can hate them all) but Jen just makes me deeply embarrassed for my gender. I mean fuck woman quit fucking embarassing yourself for cripes sake, what's wrong with this broad anyway, is she THAT bitchy? Jesus at this rate she's gonna have to marry Oprah or sumthin. At least then she'll have tied Brad by marrying the other biggest female ( I use the term loosley) meglomaniac phoney humanitarain most controlling bitch on the planet.

Someone please fucking marry this woman have some kids with her and stay with her it's getting PITTIFUL. (pun intended).

...are fucking ridiculous

And #30 Veggi was a very expensive baby, high maintenance gulping down 3 packs of junk food an hour - lots of Dolla - and now she is a thirtysomething fat bitch looking 50, convinced that her country is the best.
Can't blame her though - if people of her kind stop believing the myth, the US might suddenly enter civil war. Can you imagine that, all those fatties wearing baseball caps suddenly awakening to the truth, the terrible state of their country, and actually using their weapons, North against South, rednecks against blacks, etc. Wow that would be something.

Don't feel bad because you can't read #48. Hooked on phonics can't work for everybody. Now get back to practice, the Special Olympics wait for no one.

@37

SOUNDS LIKE MY GIRLFRIEND

ha ha. She is getting dumped on her ass because of the baby talk. let that be a lesson to you ladies!

YOU PEOPLE LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!

WHY MUST YOU BE SO MEAN TO ME? I'M A LONELY GIRL, I NEED SOME ATTENTION.

#47 chill out you freaking psycho

@23 - I saw Mayer in Ohio last Month - AWESOME SHOW. I had a great time. Check out the Clapton Crossroads Guitar Festival DVDs for some amazing guitar work by Mayer.

@33 While it is true his CDs are MomRock, his live playing is simply badass! Don't knock it until you hear it. Youtube "John Mayer Clapton Guitar" and check it out.

Let this be a lesson ladies....stay away from John....he fawns all over them...tells them he can't leave without them...they fall and he runs.

The reason it's the same story different day is she is picking the wrong men...scratch that boys!!! C'mon Jen leave the trash on the corner where it belongs.

#54. Yawn. Ya being able to write more than a sentence is really psychotic. Are you the president of her fan club?

Damn that girl got ass. She needs to stop fucking around with these silly white boys and get herself some flava.

Madonna should do the humane thing and buy her a baby for her birthday.

#47- That's some funny shit.

Usually I assume celebs were always crazy, even before they were famous, then I stumble across somebody like #47 and I realize we have to consider the possibility that it's a type of self-defense.

She deserves to be happy already!

@#47: Damn, did you have to write a novel about it? This isn't Shakespeare, it's a tabloid story about dumb people leading their equally dumb lives. Save the lengthy textual analysis for your college literature class.

@#60: Good point.

@58

(pukes in mouth)

She looks good, but nut as good as the early "Friends" years. She still had little junk in the trunk, and curvy hips.

Laughing at my own typing/proof reading skills........."She looks good, but nut as good"

WHAT A SHAME.... ALL THAT FUCKING MONEY, ADMIRED BY ALOT OF PEOPLE AND WORLD-WIDE FAME AND THE ONLY CONSTANT COMPANION SHE HAS ARE HER DOGS..... WHAT A SAD SAD LIFE.... BUT I CAN'T BLAME HER THOUGH.... THAT FOOL PLAYED HER HORRIBLY AND THE WHOLE WORLD WAS THERE TO SEE IT.... THAT'S REALLY MESSED UP.... SHE NEEDS TO FIND HERSELF A NON-CELEBRITY WHO GOT SOME MONEY AND A GOOD HEAD ON HIS SHOULDERS.... LOOK AT HALLE BERRY... HER BABY DADDY IS A CELEBRITY BUT NOT A HUGE ONE THAT MAKES EVERYDAY TABLOIDS OR NEWS.... THEY GOT THEIR DAUGHTER AND HALLE'S HAPPY.... I'LL KEEP YOU IN MY PRAYERS JEN.... JUST TAKE SOME TIME OFF AND STOP ACTING IN CRAPPY ASS MOVIES BACK TO BACK.... SHIT, NOT ONE GOOD MOVIE SINCE "BRUCE ALMIGHTY" AND "FRIENDS WITH MONEY"

she's got great legs, but those shoes look ridiculous. And I thought she had more of an ass too; where'd the bubble go? She must have exercised it right off.

she is hideous. i hate her big sausage nose and beedy little eyes that are too close together, and that awful jay leno chin! her face looks old here.

OMG she's FUGLY. Looking at her makes an Adonis like me barf. By the way, I am God's gift to women.

I see 3 hot bitches in picture 5.

THOSE DOGS CLEARLY LOVE PEANUT BUTTER.

she is definitely showing her age. she has chubby inner thighs and a little muffin top.

she is definitely showing her age. she has chubby inner thighs and a little muffin top.

I bet she wished she got knocked up for Brad now huh...haha...payback's a....well you know how the story goes.

What a silly looking outfit.

I'm so glad Jen can do so much better.

I don't get it. I personally think she's very attractive. And she could cut glass with those constantly hard-on nipples. Sure, the media portrays her as seriously needed, but unless she's secretly bat shit crazy, why can't she keep a man? No, seriously? She's hot, keeps herself in good shape. Maybe she's just plain 'ole nuts or something.

44. Jackson'shole - August 13, 2008 2:41 PM

To all of you Jen supporters--If she's so perfect and gorgeous and sweet and wonderful, why can't she keep a man around? It just doesn't add up. That's because this woman is obviously very flawed. Maybe she has herpes.

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Nah, she just hasn't met the right man. When she does, they'll click and that will be that.

maybe he got tired of her flashing her nips all around town. His music and her nipples have gotten me through some very tough times.

I'd make a baby for her in a minute. Well, make that twenty minutes.

Honestly, if she wants a baby so badly, go get pregnant with a good sperm donor and have your fucking baby. You're a bitch and you'll never have a normal family anyway!

...and honestly speaking, for someone that spends $85+ a year in beauty treatments she doesn't look THAT beautiful. Has she done something to her face recently? She looks different...

Who gives a shit about this unhappy psycho bitch?Order a fucking kid from overseas like the other lonely celebs or start doing porn.Just go the hell away.

HAHAHA! TOLD YA ALL!

Kids are a lose lose situation for men these days.

1. Loud kids running around.
2. The expense
3. Your sex life ends due to your woman getting what she wants.
4. Your sex life ends due to your woman getting fat!
5. You cheat on her, get caught, child support.

Kids suck, period. You lose your life so they can gain theirs!

LOSER!

John Mayer is busy with dating wealthy and beatufiul ladies at Richromances.com what happend to this couple?

BWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA

that is what she get
trying to pressure him into marriage! OH WELL!

maniston!

#72 - There is no muffin top. You must be blind or retarded. Or did you hit the daily double and are both?

If their relationship ultimately crashed, but also spawned an opportunity for Jen to show her ass in tight pants then it worked for me.

Golly you're bitter. No, all women don't get fat after they have kids and it isn't getting "what they want". It's a natural desire and instinct but it isn't the be all end all to our existence. Most men want kids too. Yes, they are somewhat expensive but then they are worth the rewards. They are a huge challenge, but challenges help us be better people if you let them. You, on the other hand, are all about taking the easy way out, whoring around, having zero responsibilities, and sitting in front of your computer in your room at your mom's house at age 28. People like you shouldn't have kids, thank you very much. Plenty of couples raise kids and have good marriages. They are not mutually exclusive. Lots of women bounce back quickly after kids. I was always back in my size 5 jeans within 2 months of giving birth. WHoregelina Jolie is an example, and lots of women in Hollywood are xamples. They take the time to educate themselves about diet and exercise. it doesn't take money, it takes determination and discipline, period, no excuses. Again though, don't ever have kids please!

@87

take the dick shaped crack pipe out of your fat mouth and come back down to reality. Most women can't afford a personal trainer and wind up looking like Oprah after a kid.

Don't try to make having kids seem like this wonderful thing, it isn't. Kids are too much work, take too much time, cost too much, and you completely give up your life for them.

You, having kids, are a selfish kunt too. Now we have to endure yet another bottomless mouth to feed. Yet another 100,000 diapers from your stupid kid filling up land fills.

Why is it that blacks and other minorities always have 5-20 kids and whites have 1-2? Because of wellfare benefits and pure stupidity.

Do us a favor. Kill your kids then your self, you will be doing something better for the whole of the human race than continuing to breed and poisoning the planet with your kid waste.

She looks fantastic, great proportions, money etc. We can only speculate on why she loses guys:

1. Doesn't do anal
2. Doesn't give head
3. Doesn't enjoy being fucked. Dry pussy.
4. Doesn't do ass-to-mouth
5. Full time miserablist with no sense of fun
6. Too controlling.
7. All of the above (my ex girlfriend)

i hate john. he is a bigger liar and a shit. Why are so many people evil to Jen. Jen is cute and she is nice.She will have child. hope that never see John in new papper anymore. He must be guy.Hope he met a girl how really make him hurts som very much taht he crying
loves you Jen
hope yoy met a really MAN how can take care of you and give you a child

#85....quite the contrary....must have sharp eyes to spot it on her left side in pic4.....I did say "little".....

Look at her ears, she's an alien. THE PROOF IS OUT THERE!

#55

I did not appreciate John until I heard his Continuum CD which is nothing like his popular pop CDs. Yes his pop songs are great, but I'm into rock, blues, and jazz. John has proved himself to be a great musician by writing, playing, and singing his own music. I look forward to more of his Continuum CD type music. And I agree with you that John's live playing is fabulous! I also love John's sense of humor.

OCDC - could your nose be any FURTHER up Mayer's ass? Geeeezzz.....have a little taste why don't you...check out Damien Rice......

#94

I checked Damien Rice a bit on youtube and he plays great mellow music, but does he play any blues or rock? My point was I enjoyed John the best when he plays blues and rock music. What songs do you like the best of Damien Rice and why all the harsh words? You can certainly make a point without being rude and crude.

Back to the FAGGOTS.
be sure: BOTH!!

#89

Spot on. No man would cheat on a woman that would full fill that awesome list you have.
That's why I go to Southeast Asia and South America where women are women, not fat, dominat, big mouthed slobs like they are here.

Bravo post! You have the initials of my brother.... hmmm?

#97
Good looking men or men with power cheat because they can. It has nothing to do with whether their main squeeze satisfies them or not. You prefer desperate women in poor countries because you are not man enough or mature enough to handle an attractive, fit, educated, and successful career woman.

#95

You are right and I apologize....I think I just loathe John Mayer for some reason and I wrongly took it out on you.....I am impressed that you took the time to check out Damien.....He is mellow, but I also think he is bluesy.......the Blower's Daughter, Cannonball and Cold Water are my faves.....That was nice of you to ask....

I wouldn't mind making Friends with her! (mwahaaahahahahah)

See what I did there? Friends, she was on a show called "Friends" and now I said I wouldn't mind making "Friends" with her? Get it?

That's comic genius people...comic genius.