Aug 13 2008Hugh Hefner putting an end to parties at Playboy Mansion (Pauly Shore's schedule now wide open)

and a fugly olg man

As long as the Girls Next Door is still on and the magazine shows up in the mail old man!

this doesnt affect me one bit,,, never been on their guestlist...

shame but the last party should be one to remember

In 1971, Hefner has acknowledged, he experimented in bisexuality

How do ya like them apples boys? Or should I say nuts.

As soon as Hef's magazine is no longer turning a real profit or his mansion is no longer the center of attention, his whores will realize there is no reason for them to hang around. Of course, odds are Hef will be dead before his magazine closes down even though I've read their subscriptions have been taking a nose-dive the last few years.

So where will athletes, actors, and musicians go to score quick pussy? Is this why Owen Wilson tried to kill himself?

Seeing as how Playboy sells about 5 copies a month now, I'm shocked they've been throwing these parties as long as they have.

Don't care...nothing to do with me one bit

The gods are cruel I tell you!

#5 so what does that mean? what are you trying to say?

Yeah, it's because they're trying to "cut costs."

Not because Hef is a hundred and twelve.

On a related side note, I'm impressed that the Fish writer knows what a myocardial infarction is. Go Fish! You're more literate than I thought!

Those skanks on his arm are mediocre at best, they look old too. Accept it dude your time is over.

I bet he has the worst old man smell ever.

Cost cutting tips:

1) Stop buying bleach by the truckload for the skanks.
2) Stop buying viagra by the case.
3) Go back to just wearing a smoking jacket 24/7.
4) Make some of those bleach-blonde skanks stay with me for a while ...please?

duuuuuude, LOOK AT THAT GIRLS TOES

#10. I have no problem with it, but many of the homophobic alpha males who think this guy is a god might be freaked out by it. That's all.

It would be stupid of anyone to think that a man this into sexual freedom wouldn't have experimented, but people are stupid.

I only get Playboy for the articles.

Cutting down costs? What's he blowing his money on, gold-trimmed Depends?

I betcha that cunt Holly is behind this.

Well, hopefully Kendra goes into porn, she's the only hot one out of these 3

Hef's just getting a little concerned that the wrong type of guy is doing the date-raping at his parties these days.

Supposedly there have been some significant thefts at his recent parties. But this seems like a huge over-reaction - all he needs to do is keep the n'iggers out.

Hugh Who? WTF cares about him, anyway? It's about time he did a Bob Hope.

Pathetic. Old. Man.

Jason Statham laughs.

6, "As soon as Hef's magazine is no longer turning a real profit or his mansion is no longer the center of attention, his whores will realize there is no reason for them to hang around."

They already realize it. His "girlfriends" are contracted and paid to live with him.

who cares! The whole thing is disgusting anyway.

just got off work at the nursing home.....today a 97 yr old alzhiemer's patient was screaming nonsense, so I went to check on him. Well, he had taken his shit filled diaper off and was lying there spread eagle jerking off using his own excrement as lubricant. Have a pleasant day, office workers.

I wonder if the Strikeforce event is still on

Sorry, but I've been distracted . . .

What's with the toes of the woman on the photo left? They look a bit pointed!

Be honest, every man would love to be in his place. He has what every man dreamed about. Nake dbroads, sex, money, more sex, titties bouncing everywhere and 3 girlfriends at the same time. Respect and envy.

All you celebrities and naked hookers get off my lawn.

There's a party there on the 23rd, another on the 30th, another on the 6th. The mansion will keep on rockin', just not with parties hosted by "Playboy Enterprises"

I hit them both!

Big yawn.

America's biggest pimp is hangin up the fedora, huh? Now where will actors and rock stars go to get laid?

I am reading a blog related to this at Richromances.com where I found some celebs' profiles ovre there. Amazing!!!

The most clever use of the term myocardial infarction I've ever heard! Kudos, titmonger!

The most clever use of the term myocardial infarction I've ever heard! Kudos, titmonger!

The last party needs to be a huge celeb orgy just to make it go out with a bang, this is a shame though, I mean what will Bridget have to dress up for now?

WOW and I really always wanted to go to one of the Halloween Parties
at the Playboy mansion! I guess its too late now.giggles
The Girl's Next Door show really is a lot of fun, at least they are enjoying
life!

Hey #26...

Is that wrong?

Just wait until 'ol Hef dies and the stories that will finally come out about him will kill his rep overnight. The broads wont talk while he's alive, but when he's dead and their money train is 100% cut off with no chance of coming back, all the chicks from his past will talk. The bi stuff is all true. He pimps the willing playmates out as high priced hookers to Arabs overseas. He's a miserable person, Etc. It will be a hoot.

o.k. now, HOLLY WINS!!

He is finally getting the point that STOCKS are plummeting and Playboy SUCKS. He lost millions last year so now he is balancing his check book. No more expensive parties, No more big trips. Porn contracts will be at a minimal this next Quarter.

Maybe if he got some quality chicks back into the magazine, and not the generic cheap shit there's been in it for the last while. Also get some more half decent celebrities in it. If he restores a bit of class (I know a bit of an oxymoron when talking about a nude magazine) to the magazine, I think sales would pick up.

Hey give this man his dues. You'll be old one day too and you'll wish you had 1/100 of the pussy and money this guy's been through. So go back to wanking on your internet pics.

The perfect end to the final party at the Playboy Mansion would be Hef clutching his chest and falling face first into the STD-infested grotto pool.

Just read on a different site, that a P.R. person for playboy denies that the parties are coming to an end.

Hmm...I'm sure I like the looks of this. What with celebs dropping like flies this year.

Ahem, I'm sure I DON'T like the looks of it.

anyone know how we could get tickets to the playboy Halloween party
hit us up.giggles
Screamfarm@bellsouth.net

Hello Folks;

it only goes to show money can buy most anything, if you like trashy women playboy has them.

Oh hell yes!!! I almost forgot I tried a few years ago to get hefner to put on a look alike contest since most of my friends says I could pass for him and get into the clubs he owns but some smart ass that works for hef sent me and e-mail and said get lost go figure he don't want to lose his place with hugh.

have a great life,

Clyde in Ohio

Hello Folks;

it only goes to show money can buy most anything, if you like trashy women playboy has them.

Oh hell yes!!! I almost forgot I tried a few years ago to get hefner to put on a look alike contest since most of my friends says I could pass for him and get into the clubs he owns but some smart ass that works for hef sent me and e-mail and said get lost go figure he don't want to lose his place with hugh.

have a great life,

Clyde in Ohio

Hello Folks;

it only goes to show money can buy most anything, if you like trashy women playboy has them.

Oh hell yes!!! I almost forgot I tried a few years ago to get hefner to put on a look alike contest since most of my friends says I could pass for him and get into the clubs he owns but some smart ass that works for hef sent me and e-mail and said get lost go figure he don't want to lose his place with hugh.

have a great life,

Clyde in Ohio

Trash breeds trash.

hey hugh i have a business proposition with my sexy 17 year old boy maybe ........................................................................................

55. single mom?

Anyone interested in going to that last Halloween party? I have tickets, no joke.

They're expensive, $5000.00 each, but they're real. 100%

I have a letter from Playboy to prove it.

Let me know...

privatehalloweenparty@gmail.com