Aug 13 2008Helena Christensen in a bikini
Danish supermodel Helena Christensen did a little swimming today while vacationing in France with Bono and his wife. Damn, I hope someday I marry a woman who lets me bring a supermodel to the beach with us. Otherwise, I'll have to ask the neighbors to stop by our house and feed her everyday. That shit's annoying.
Thanks to Tony Hooper who loves his supermodel - by always feeding her Iams.

Reader Comments
1. Kari - August 13, 2008 5:17 PM
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2. cc28 - August 13, 2008 5:18 PM
first!
3. cc28 - August 13, 2008 5:18 PM
first!
4. cc28 - August 13, 2008 5:18 PM
first!
5. cc28 - August 13, 2008 5:18 PM
first!
6. A reader - August 13, 2008 5:22 PM
En serio, necesitan madurar
7. Bob - August 13, 2008 5:23 PM
Can you please stop your site resizing my browser window? I won't be back until it's fixed. Not that you or anybody else should care about that, I'm just saying.
8. noppo - August 13, 2008 5:23 PM
blaaaaaa
9. noppo - August 13, 2008 5:23 PM
blaaaaaa
10. 7 = illogical lackwit - August 13, 2008 5:28 PM
#7 - Bob
"Can you please stop your site resizing my browser window? I won't be back until it's fixed. Not that you or anybody else should care about that, I'm just saying."
How will you know whether it's been "fixed" or not until you come back? What if the solution lies within the display settings on your PC?
Ever heard of logic?
11. age police - August 13, 2008 5:30 PM
her face looks much older than 39.
12. samson - August 13, 2008 5:32 PM
She's not very pretty, is she?
13. Jenny - August 13, 2008 5:39 PM
She is at the beach. She is not a liitle girl. She is a grown up woman. I think she looks nice. Plllease stop hatin.
14. Vince Lombardi - August 13, 2008 5:41 PM
She was a supermodel back in Super Bowl 1, maybe....
15. here we go again - August 13, 2008 5:41 PM
"She looks great for 39!"
"NO - she looks great FOR ANY AGE!!!"
nope. she looks: 39 and not fat. that's it.
16. Sportsdvl - August 13, 2008 5:43 PM
She has a face??? I hadn't noticed...
Oh, #1-5: can you be any more lame?
17. Rick - August 13, 2008 5:46 PM
A thin old chick is an old chick.
18. Angry Beaver - August 13, 2008 5:47 PM
Ooh, that reminds me, I'm out of cottage cheese and beef jerkey.
19. Deacon Jones - August 13, 2008 5:50 PM
Fuck this girl FISH.
Let's get some pics of Alicia Sacramone from the US Gymnastics team going, she's hot as balls and she's #4 on Google's image search.
You can bounce a quarter off her ass, and her tits are huge
20. jonny - August 13, 2008 5:52 PM
she looks like Eric Roberts in a bikini
21. Lulu - August 13, 2008 5:58 PM
She has not aged well..
22. mrs.t - August 13, 2008 6:00 PM
#20-dead on.
And 39, my eye. She's gotta be at least mid forties.
It must be incredibly difficult to walk on those stones-it's taking every last ounce of her concentration.
23. P-Mat - August 13, 2008 6:01 PM
How is this woman a super model?
24. cranky - August 13, 2008 6:02 PM
I'd gobble a bucket of shit to lick that bunghole.
25. Sportsdvl - August 13, 2008 6:06 PM
#19 - fuck that, let's get nude pics of the Chinese gymnasts!
26. 0bservant - August 13, 2008 6:06 PM
She looks like my neighbors bull-dyke girl/boy friend
Nice ass - Male face
27. cavy - August 13, 2008 6:08 PM
She's as beautiful as ever and a BIG F*CK YOU to all the haters - she is aging a whole Hell of a lot better than YOU!
28. Sassy girl - August 13, 2008 6:18 PM
I love her purple bikini.
29. Jack - August 13, 2008 6:26 PM
I love my purple hammerhead.
30. Who's Horny? - August 13, 2008 6:28 PM
Wow, the ultimate "lesser of two evils" challenge: ugly bitch with a smokin' body, or beautiful bitch with the body type of not your personal preference....
Hint: in the dark, they can still FEEL sexy....
31. gibsongirl - August 13, 2008 6:57 PM
hahaha, you don't feed your supermodel every day silly! they're like cats, you can leave for a long weekend and they'll be fine.
32. drew - August 13, 2008 9:23 PM
It is said she is at a beautiful models site Richromances.com where more bikini photos of her can be found.
33. Women are over the hill at 30 - August 13, 2008 9:31 PM
Particularly after they have children it is always a pity how a hot chick without fails falls momentously in stature after that first child. It ages them 5 years and ruins their bodies. Fucking worthless whores, no wonder men cheat as well we should.
34. britney's weave - August 13, 2008 10:01 PM
@19, she is gorgeous. i felt so bad for her last night.
this one used to have a beautiful face. too much sun? she looks like a granny here.
35. Anexio - August 13, 2008 11:08 PM
Leni Riefenstahl might be a few days from turning 106 but in my humble yet perverted opinion is still very hot.
I would defiantly tap dat.
36. 1 MILF Hunter - August 13, 2008 11:41 PM
What does she model for? Kal-Kan or Alpo?
37. Arroyo - August 13, 2008 11:44 PM
Good looking, but she needs to eat a cheeseburger or two, and put on about 15 pounds or so. She's anorexic.
38. pollo loco - August 14, 2008 12:13 AM
That's Helena Christanson's Grandma wit her saggy ass titties. Don't be fooled y'all.
39. Rated_850R - August 14, 2008 12:34 AM
That sand looks incredibly painful.
40. Men are over the hill at age 30 - August 14, 2008 1:30 AM
In many Latin countries, rich, old American men can snag a young Latina wife just by having a bunch of money. It's great, I love when this happens because nine times out of ten the young lady has a hot lover her OWN age that her husband knows nothing about, and the laws are such that she can claim abuse by her dumb, insecure, bald, impotent without Viagra gringo hubby and the courts will nearly always side with her and entitle her to more than half of the dumbfuck's assets. Happens all the time. Love to see it too. Afterall, she;s young and hot and doesn't want a smelly, wrinkly, balding, loser that probably THINKS he is pleasing in her in bed but she's got to be drunk to enjoy it because there is nothing sexy about a man over 30 unless you're Brad Pitt or someone along those lines, but most men, after 30 it's bald-city, balls start-a-draggin, that hard-on just isn't quite so hard and good anymore (younger guys are soooo much better in that department), they become either dull as crap or think they are still 18 and act like shitheads with their fancy cars and fine wines and what THEY think is sex appeal. Ha! Believe me, most women would rather fuck a 20 year old over a 30 or 40 year old anyday. 30 isn't so bad, but you know it's all downhill from there. Suck it up, loser. You can buy a young lady but you will always be an unattractive, wrinkly balled, hemorrhoidal, stinky, balding prick.
41. Miss Swan - August 14, 2008 6:14 AM
She look like a man.
42. Sheva - August 14, 2008 6:15 AM
Think she had done that music video with Chris Issak years back that was really smoking.
In that video she was radiant. But time marches on. Give her credit for taking care of herself though. She's more fit than about 90% of American women her age AND younger.
But that's a European thing. And I like that.
43. Sheva - August 14, 2008 6:19 AM
Okay, found the video on youtube:
She was really pretty. And the song is awesome.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXmlJQN5Pm8
44. After 30 the Vag Odor starts - medical fact - August 14, 2008 6:33 AM
;A woman's vagina begins to chemically erode by the time she is in her late 20's so it is completely logical for all men to avoid these pigs at all costs. ALSO, south american women have the naturally hairiest bushes on this planet plus they have a tendency to have fat around their midsections after their first of many many many little brown skinned animal babies (they will be the dominant racial type here very soon because they are mindless whores - good way to lose a once prosperous country).
The attractive ones like pretty much all women in the world, are the ones that have european blood. The pure indian ones are grotesque.
45. http://webescape.wordpress.com/ - August 14, 2008 6:48 AM
She always looked like shit when she's not made up, give the woman a break, she's almost 40 and at the beach ffs, personally I think she is wearing ok.
46. I :heart: GILFS - August 14, 2008 8:47 AM
She's one hot GILF IMO.. good job
oh, and stop being such a pedobear #25.
47. Lipper - August 14, 2008 8:50 AM
#44, where DO you get your pearls of wisdom. You do realize you WILL be 30 and older some day. When you grow up, let us know what you think of your 2 inch dick then. Obviously your bitter about it, sorry for your luck.
Beauty is NOT defined by your blood, its your genes you dipshit.
48. lol - August 14, 2008 9:04 AM
Her face looks old and her butt is flat as a pancake.
49. RichPort - August 14, 2008 9:07 AM
I'd nail Helen Mirren over this hag any day.
50. joho777 - August 14, 2008 9:20 AM
Without her makeup and professional lighting, she's just a scrawning old lady.
"Supermodel" is a joke, anyway. Vapid, lame, and uninteresting women, shilling for cigarettes and interchangable designer clothing.
They don't even remotely look like real humans.
Why don't you show some pictures of the Olympic Beach Vollyball women instead? Then my interest would be aroused!
51. simplicity - August 14, 2008 9:21 AM
She looks fine.. dont really care... not sure why this was posted, but oh well..
Reality check. Age does this to ya people..
Wake up.... smell the zit cream and move outta your mom's basement.
52. chris isaac's video - August 14, 2008 9:22 AM
shes hot, you are all fat ugly zit faced homos.
53. Deacon Jones - August 14, 2008 9:41 AM
@44
HAhahaha
"Well PLAYED"
54. Capers - August 14, 2008 11:23 AM
#44
I can smell you from here...P U....and I just threw up a little in my mouth.......
55. gerard Vandenberg - August 14, 2008 12:14 PM
Her belly looks like an ANUS!!
56. The Edit - August 14, 2008 1:43 PM
Shiiiiiit. Each to his own... I've *always* loved her and Laetitia Casta. Yeah, she's older but I could care less. Linda Evangelista was/is another big fave of mine back "in the day" ... she's 42 (?) and I'd hit that unconscious too without batting an eye.
57. my comment - August 14, 2008 2:50 PM
She definitely looks like she dyes her hair to cover the gray.
I'm 46 and I look better than she does.
58. wundersmack - August 14, 2008 4:47 PM
I agree with all of you who are bewildered at this woman being either "super" and/or a "model."
WTF, mates?
59. stella - August 14, 2008 5:16 PM
all i am hoping is that she isnt shagging paul banks from interpol anymore... thats all i friggin care about. he is too young and hot to still be riding this old haggard has-been supermodel .
thank you and good night
60. jennifer - August 14, 2008 9:04 PM
ALL PATHETIC HATERS HERE (mostly) People need to get a life. And some self esteem.
61. kitty - August 16, 2008 5:36 PM
#40 You are so right! Men who think women are over the hill at 30 are forgetting that they are aging themselves aswell. I am 30 at the moment and i have a 44 year old boyfriend with a bunch of money/nice cars/nice wines etc. He's very sweet and he love's me very much, but i'm just not seksually attracted to him; we have sex though and he love's it. For my plearure i have an eighteen year old boyfriend; we have amazing sex! This phenomenon is not just for Latina's; I'm german.
Helena looks awesome by the way!!!
62. kitty - August 16, 2008 5:37 PM
#40 You are so right! Men who think women are over the hill at 30 are forgetting that they are aging themselves aswell. I am 30 at the moment and i have a 44 year old boyfriend with a bunch of money/nice cars/nice wines etc. He's very sweet and he love's me very much, but i'm just not seksually attracted to him; we have sex though and he love's it. For my plearure i have an eighteen year old boyfriend; we have amazing sex! This phenomenon is not just for Latina's; I'm german.
Helena looks awesome by the way!!!