Aug 13 2008Helena Christensen in a bikini

Danish supermodel Helena Christensen did a little swimming today while vacationing in France with Bono and his wife. Damn, I hope someday I marry a woman who lets me bring a supermodel to the beach with us. Otherwise, I'll have to ask the neighbors to stop by our house and feed her everyday. That shit's annoying.

Thanks to Tony Hooper who loves his supermodel - by always feeding her Iams.


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Can you please stop your site resizing my browser window? I won't be back until it's fixed. Not that you or anybody else should care about that, I'm just saying.

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#7 - Bob

"Can you please stop your site resizing my browser window? I won't be back until it's fixed. Not that you or anybody else should care about that, I'm just saying."

How will you know whether it's been "fixed" or not until you come back? What if the solution lies within the display settings on your PC?

Ever heard of logic?

her face looks much older than 39.

She's not very pretty, is she?

She is at the beach. She is not a liitle girl. She is a grown up woman. I think she looks nice. Plllease stop hatin.

She was a supermodel back in Super Bowl 1, maybe....

"She looks great for 39!"

"NO - she looks great FOR ANY AGE!!!"

nope. she looks: 39 and not fat. that's it.

She has a face??? I hadn't noticed...

Oh, #1-5: can you be any more lame?

A thin old chick is an old chick.

Ooh, that reminds me, I'm out of cottage cheese and beef jerkey.

Fuck this girl FISH.

Let's get some pics of Alicia Sacramone from the US Gymnastics team going, she's hot as balls and she's #4 on Google's image search.
You can bounce a quarter off her ass, and her tits are huge

she looks like Eric Roberts in a bikini

She has not aged well..

#20-dead on.

And 39, my eye. She's gotta be at least mid forties.

It must be incredibly difficult to walk on those stones-it's taking every last ounce of her concentration.

How is this woman a super model?

I'd gobble a bucket of shit to lick that bunghole.

#19 - fuck that, let's get nude pics of the Chinese gymnasts!

She looks like my neighbors bull-dyke girl/boy friend
Nice ass - Male face

She's as beautiful as ever and a BIG F*CK YOU to all the haters - she is aging a whole Hell of a lot better than YOU!

I love her purple bikini.

I love my purple hammerhead.

Wow, the ultimate "lesser of two evils" challenge: ugly bitch with a smokin' body, or beautiful bitch with the body type of not your personal preference....

Hint: in the dark, they can still FEEL sexy....

hahaha, you don't feed your supermodel every day silly! they're like cats, you can leave for a long weekend and they'll be fine.

It is said she is at a beautiful models site Richromances.com where more bikini photos of her can be found.

Particularly after they have children it is always a pity how a hot chick without fails falls momentously in stature after that first child. It ages them 5 years and ruins their bodies. Fucking worthless whores, no wonder men cheat as well we should.

@19, she is gorgeous. i felt so bad for her last night.

this one used to have a beautiful face. too much sun? she looks like a granny here.

Leni Riefenstahl might be a few days from turning 106 but in my humble yet perverted opinion is still very hot.

I would defiantly tap dat.

What does she model for? Kal-Kan or Alpo?

Good looking, but she needs to eat a cheeseburger or two, and put on about 15 pounds or so. She's anorexic.

That's Helena Christanson's Grandma wit her saggy ass titties. Don't be fooled y'all.

That sand looks incredibly painful.

In many Latin countries, rich, old American men can snag a young Latina wife just by having a bunch of money. It's great, I love when this happens because nine times out of ten the young lady has a hot lover her OWN age that her husband knows nothing about, and the laws are such that she can claim abuse by her dumb, insecure, bald, impotent without Viagra gringo hubby and the courts will nearly always side with her and entitle her to more than half of the dumbfuck's assets. Happens all the time. Love to see it too. Afterall, she;s young and hot and doesn't want a smelly, wrinkly, balding, loser that probably THINKS he is pleasing in her in bed but she's got to be drunk to enjoy it because there is nothing sexy about a man over 30 unless you're Brad Pitt or someone along those lines, but most men, after 30 it's bald-city, balls start-a-draggin, that hard-on just isn't quite so hard and good anymore (younger guys are soooo much better in that department), they become either dull as crap or think they are still 18 and act like shitheads with their fancy cars and fine wines and what THEY think is sex appeal. Ha! Believe me, most women would rather fuck a 20 year old over a 30 or 40 year old anyday. 30 isn't so bad, but you know it's all downhill from there. Suck it up, loser. You can buy a young lady but you will always be an unattractive, wrinkly balled, hemorrhoidal, stinky, balding prick.

She look like a man.

Think she had done that music video with Chris Issak years back that was really smoking.

In that video she was radiant. But time marches on. Give her credit for taking care of herself though. She's more fit than about 90% of American women her age AND younger.

But that's a European thing. And I like that.

Okay, found the video on youtube:

She was really pretty. And the song is awesome.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXmlJQN5Pm8

;A woman's vagina begins to chemically erode by the time she is in her late 20's so it is completely logical for all men to avoid these pigs at all costs. ALSO, south american women have the naturally hairiest bushes on this planet plus they have a tendency to have fat around their midsections after their first of many many many little brown skinned animal babies (they will be the dominant racial type here very soon because they are mindless whores - good way to lose a once prosperous country).
The attractive ones like pretty much all women in the world, are the ones that have european blood. The pure indian ones are grotesque.

She always looked like shit when she's not made up, give the woman a break, she's almost 40 and at the beach ffs, personally I think she is wearing ok.

She's one hot GILF IMO.. good job

oh, and stop being such a pedobear #25.

#44, where DO you get your pearls of wisdom. You do realize you WILL be 30 and older some day. When you grow up, let us know what you think of your 2 inch dick then. Obviously your bitter about it, sorry for your luck.

Beauty is NOT defined by your blood, its your genes you dipshit.

Her face looks old and her butt is flat as a pancake.

I'd nail Helen Mirren over this hag any day.

Without her makeup and professional lighting, she's just a scrawning old lady.

"Supermodel" is a joke, anyway. Vapid, lame, and uninteresting women, shilling for cigarettes and interchangable designer clothing.

They don't even remotely look like real humans.

Why don't you show some pictures of the Olympic Beach Vollyball women instead? Then my interest would be aroused!

She looks fine.. dont really care... not sure why this was posted, but oh well..

Reality check. Age does this to ya people..
Wake up.... smell the zit cream and move outta your mom's basement.

shes hot, you are all fat ugly zit faced homos.

@44

HAhahaha

"Well PLAYED"

#44
I can smell you from here...P U....and I just threw up a little in my mouth.......

Her belly looks like an ANUS!!

Shiiiiiit. Each to his own... I've *always* loved her and Laetitia Casta. Yeah, she's older but I could care less. Linda Evangelista was/is another big fave of mine back "in the day" ... she's 42 (?) and I'd hit that unconscious too without batting an eye.

She definitely looks like she dyes her hair to cover the gray.

I'm 46 and I look better than she does.

I agree with all of you who are bewildered at this woman being either "super" and/or a "model."

WTF, mates?

all i am hoping is that she isnt shagging paul banks from interpol anymore... thats all i friggin care about. he is too young and hot to still be riding this old haggard has-been supermodel .
thank you and good night

ALL PATHETIC HATERS HERE (mostly) People need to get a life. And some self esteem.

#40 You are so right! Men who think women are over the hill at 30 are forgetting that they are aging themselves aswell. I am 30 at the moment and i have a 44 year old boyfriend with a bunch of money/nice cars/nice wines etc. He's very sweet and he love's me very much, but i'm just not seksually attracted to him; we have sex though and he love's it. For my plearure i have an eighteen year old boyfriend; we have amazing sex! This phenomenon is not just for Latina's; I'm german.
Helena looks awesome by the way!!!

#40 You are so right! Men who think women are over the hill at 30 are forgetting that they are aging themselves aswell. I am 30 at the moment and i have a 44 year old boyfriend with a bunch of money/nice cars/nice wines etc. He's very sweet and he love's me very much, but i'm just not seksually attracted to him; we have sex though and he love's it. For my plearure i have an eighteen year old boyfriend; we have amazing sex! This phenomenon is not just for Latina's; I'm german.
Helena looks awesome by the way!!!

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