Aug 19 2008Dita Von Teese unveils her new Wonderbra lingerie, I can't stop thinking she had sex with Marilyn Manson
Dita Von Teese shows off her new line of lingerie that she designed for Wonderbra. It's meant to be worn all day under your normal clothes because apparently Dita wants all you ladies to be slutty superheroes. Finally, a cause I can support! In the meantime, here are the details from Marie Claire UK:
'I love it when you can go about your daily business with the knowledge that you have a little secret of your own on underneath. Lingerie shouldn't be something you just put on for your lover; you should do it for you. It's not about seducing men, it's about embracing womanhood.'
Of course, what better way to embrace womanhood than by seducing men. Just sayin'.

Reader Comments
1. someguy - August 19, 2008 9:46 AM
First.
And boobies are cool.
2. Ted Kennedy's tumor - August 19, 2008 9:52 AM
I bet she has 10 foot pole marks over her entire body after having sex with Manson.
3. rough daddy - August 19, 2008 9:52 AM
"boobies are cool" go watch your sister undress, little mattress pisser!
4. sammy - August 19, 2008 9:54 AM
Victoria's Secret's "Fredericks of Hollywood" line.
5. mixedmartialartvideos.com - August 19, 2008 9:55 AM
she looks good but damn. marilyn manson!?
6. listenfag - August 19, 2008 9:57 AM
I think Dita has the most stunning figure ever.
GORGEOUS!!!
7. someguy - August 19, 2008 9:58 AM
#3. I don't really know what that means, but lighten up.
8. 23apples - August 19, 2008 10:00 AM
Those lingere sets look like some uncomfortable and slightly complicated "little" secrets to have to wear all day long
9. angie - August 19, 2008 10:09 AM
i just wanna know how she got her waist so tiny.
10. havoc - August 19, 2008 10:13 AM
Panties and a bra. Big deal.
Shuck 'em and assume the position.......
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11. literarycritic - August 19, 2008 10:17 AM
@#9: Photoshop.
12. Jen - August 19, 2008 10:22 AM
@#11 and 9: No she wears a corset constantly, its not photoshop.
13. Deacon Jones - August 19, 2008 10:25 AM
This brood has a couple foot fetish movies she's done on the internet, she has this hot dyke like her feet while she's wearing a latex S&M outfit, pretty fucking hot
14. surlywench - August 19, 2008 10:28 AM
I find her exaggerated hourglass shape very unappealing.
15. hoochie - August 19, 2008 10:30 AM
Dipsy von who?
16. Where's Darkwing Duck? - August 19, 2008 10:59 AM
HOT!
17. amdrulez - August 19, 2008 11:00 AM
All I want for christmas is her figure. Holy god...
18. meh - August 19, 2008 11:02 AM
If you keep thinking about MM after looking at that body you might be playing for the other team, kiddo.
19. sixpack - August 19, 2008 11:02 AM
Smokin' hot.
20. FRIST!!! - August 19, 2008 11:04 AM
Sure, why not? Looks really comfortable.
21. Vicky - August 19, 2008 11:06 AM
That´s the most horrible lingerie i´ve ever seen....
22. Flinger - August 19, 2008 11:08 AM
If it will make you feel better, during her sex with MM she was the one wearing the strap-on, no doubt.
23. Ted from LA - August 19, 2008 11:30 AM
Do you know why they call them "wonder" bras? Because everyone wonders where those tits came from...
24. Bob White - August 19, 2008 11:51 AM
I am not sure what to think about this chic. The face of a 50's screen queen on a sexy body. Put together it is horrendous.
I am not a fan of the old timey hair styles she rocks and the overly matte, pan cake make-up. Looks like the Black Dahlia.
Also there is something tranny about the second pic.....looks like something is tucked.
25. JPRichardson - August 19, 2008 12:04 PM
I find her adorable. These are not her best pics, though.
26. Not That Guy - August 19, 2008 12:09 PM
Every one of you wretched fucking soccer moms that spend their day on this site should take note of Dita and start to dress appropriately at home. Maybe your husbands wouldn't be so repulsed by you on a daily basis and you can actually have sex instead of riding your dildo's and typing on this site all day. Whores.
27. suzeeee - August 19, 2008 12:19 PM
I am not sure about these either? No doubt her body is nice but the second pic is just wierd....it's kinda creepy that she looks like she's from another era..like a ghost or something. Even antiques creep me out so maybe it's just me?? lol
28. cavy - August 19, 2008 12:32 PM
Dita is so amazing! She is a great inspiration for classiness, sexiness and female power - I will definitely be spending some big bucks on her lingerie line - can't wait!
29. Wow - August 19, 2008 12:33 PM
Beautiful hourglass figure and a pretty face; can't go wrong with that.
30. pistolita - August 19, 2008 12:40 PM
if these pictures are recent, then it IS photoshop. i just saw her on the cover and layout of a new magazine and she is MUCH bigger than this. she was doing the same pose, with her arms over her head, and her arms were twice the size they look in these pictures.
son't fool yourselves people. EVERYONE is photoshopped. even when there is hardly anything wrong with someone to start with, they will find a way to make them look absolutely perfect.
31. craigj - August 19, 2008 12:46 PM
... and they suceeded in making her look perfect!
32. Not that girl - August 19, 2008 12:57 PM
#26 How do you know everyone on here is an inappropriately dressed, sexed deprived soccer mom? How do you know they have dildos they ride all day? How do you know that they have husbands, like men, or give a damn what said husband thinks.
You, dear sir, are a presumptious asshole who obviously has nothing better to do than peruse this site yourself, spitting venom just like the soccer moms you so detest. Why don't you go stick that dildo up your ass and ride away, hopefully into oblivion:)
33. antisemetic whore - August 19, 2008 12:57 PM
She must be very vitamin D deficient. Marilyn Manson bought her tons of hitler memorobilia as gifts during their marriage so I think she's kind of a giant piece of shit and this pasty white thing she tries to rock has a lot to do with her "beliefs". You are no snow white lady and frankly her face is a little manly, the rest of her isn't but I can get over the fact that she's a crazy twisted whore.
34. Bob White - August 19, 2008 1:12 PM
#26-Your assuming that the soccer mom's husbands must like mediocre looking lingerie on goth chics with pasty skin awho look like they are trying to either tuck an extra appendage or keep from pissing.
Or your asuming those poor, deprived husbands like women who look like drag queens reminiscent of the 1940's. Is all she needs for the look to be complete is one of those long cigarette holders.
So #26, tell me more about you?
35. drew - August 19, 2008 1:13 PM
Fucking gorgeous picture~~~~~~!!! I see it in this lady's profile at richromances.com that is a site for model and beautiful people. is she still a single? Still looking?
36. ldsqtbea - August 19, 2008 1:14 PM
# 26 is just mad that his wife doesnt dress up when he gets home from work ... sucks to be you dude ... your comment wasnt directed to all the "soccer moms" it was meant for your wife to hopefully read ... and hopefully get up and shower ... advice to you: try talking to her face to face :)
side note:
awesome lingerie ... and totally agree with her ... we shouldnt just dress up only when we want to seduce a guy ... we should do it because it makes us feel awesome and pretty and sexy ;)
37. Mary - August 19, 2008 1:20 PM
#30 - iISOO AGREE, HENCE ME QUOTING YOU!
Don't fool yourselves people. EVERYONE is photoshopped. even when there is hardly anything wrong with someone to start with, they will find a way to make them look absolutely perfect.
38. monkeyfightclub - August 19, 2008 2:02 PM
is she from the 1940's? I'm going to buy that lingerie for the misses after I stop by the haberdasher and the speakeasy.
39. Adrenaline - August 19, 2008 2:17 PM
Very retro, i like it
40. Janine - August 19, 2008 3:12 PM
It bothers me that she is so goddamn pale! A little sunlight would not hurt her. Also, it almost looks like she had a rib removed, like dolly parton did, because she has such a perfect hourglass shape in the waist.
She kind of creeps me out, I am just not into the ghostly pale super skinny look.
41. Adrenaline - August 19, 2008 3:20 PM
Janine:
She isn't pale, it the photography...they wanted her to look retro
42. your momma - August 19, 2008 3:53 PM
me thinks # 26 is pissed off because his wife has been havings lots of sex behind his back and he wants to take it out on someone. well, if you wern't so repulsive (and you really are repulsive over the net so heavens knows what your like in real life) maybe you wouldn't been doomed to spend the rest of your life recieveing "love" from your right hand.
oh wait, i apologise for making such presumptions.
you might be left handed.
43. your momma - August 19, 2008 3:53 PM
me thinks # 26 is pissed off because his wife has been havings lots of sex behind his back and he wants to take it out on someone. well, if you wern't so repulsive (and you really are repulsive over the net so heavens knows what your like in real life) maybe you wouldn't been doomed to spend the rest of your life recieveing "love" from your right hand.
oh wait, i apologise for making such presumptions.
you might be left handed.
44. Lux - August 19, 2008 4:11 PM
@your momma: that one was sooooo good.
45. kate - August 19, 2008 4:28 PM
I love the pin up girl look. Dita. looks great. I'm trying to dress more feminine and lady like with more dresses and skirts. Definitely, gets more attention from men.
Americans are to concerned about being comfortable.
46. granada - August 19, 2008 4:43 PM
There is something VERY odd about her body....her 1940s-era face looks like it should belong on a plump body....yet her waist is incredibly (unnaturally) small.
Oh, and she banged Manson.
47. malicious - August 19, 2008 5:30 PM
Hot! and I would wear that for sure
48. Maudina - August 19, 2008 5:56 PM
@#9 corset
49. Skip Smith - August 19, 2008 6:10 PM
Look how many posts were directed at #26. I think someone hit a nerve.
Whores.
50. Rae. - August 19, 2008 8:11 PM
um, to the person that says Dita Von Teese is only pale because of photoshop...
yeah, find me a picture of a tan Dita. seriously.. the woman is a ghost. a gorgeous ghost, but a fecking ghost indeed.
51. EnglishGirl - August 19, 2008 8:21 PM
Too much makeup, and it's unnatural to wear corsets messes up your insides, pushes it up or down, but that is the style- so who is to judge!
52. hail hitler - August 19, 2008 8:33 PM
#33
actually marilyn was sued by his bandmates for spending millions on nazi memoribilia for HIMSELF. i haven't heard that ALL of the items were for Dita. Hell, if he spent all that money buying someone else nazi crap, he's just as much a jew hater as the receiver.
anyway, marilyn's new JEW girlfriend poser, evan rachel "wish she could" wood has no problem banging a nazi fan so quit your bitching
53. S - August 19, 2008 8:45 PM
Actually, I don't totally hate the message behind this. And she's a natural blonde(ish), so the black hair makes her look really severe and pale. She was fair already but the dark hair really heightens it.
54. Lauren - August 19, 2008 9:00 PM
/Horseface
55. I'm A Pirate - August 19, 2008 9:17 PM
Why is everyone so concerned about her being pale? So she doesn't spend all her weekends at the beach or at the tanning salon trying to get skin cancer.
I'm just about as pale as her, my hair is darker and yet i still venture into the sun and get plenty of Vitamin D. AND I don't look like casper's living sister.
I think her classic 1940's look is beautiful, back when women were still women with no plastic bits. There was no practice of sucking out your butt fat and putting it in your lips, no recontruction a body part just because its a little bit too big for your liking. Their fashion was pretty and feminine and so cute, especially 1950's rock and roll styled clothes.
Anywho, thats my two cents.
56. back in black - August 19, 2008 11:09 PM
yuck...white people.
57. Nancy - August 20, 2008 12:51 AM
I reckon I like her stuff.
58. Sarah - August 20, 2008 1:06 AM
Why does it matter that she is pale? Should everyone be dark brown (and I'm talking about those who tan constantly, risking their health, not those who have naturally brown skin, before someone jumps all over me)? What's so wrong with pale? I'm pale, not as pale as her, but still pretty white, even when I spend time in the sun.
And if she wants to rock the retro look and wear a corset, then let her be. It's her choice. I personally think she's gorgeous as all hell, but to each his or her own!
59. smelly - August 20, 2008 1:11 AM
Am i the only person who thinks she has a face like a bucket of smashed crabs???
60. I <3 Halloween! - August 20, 2008 1:38 AM
Dita has a phenomenal makeup artist ;)
61. farty_mcshitface - August 20, 2008 3:05 AM
well, her body is on the too-skinny side for my tastes but, i do like her attitude about lingerie. more women need to embrace their feminine side instead of just throwing on a t-shirt, some cut-off sweats and some goddamned ugly-ass flip flops!
62. :) - August 20, 2008 4:40 AM
"no plastic bits"???
are you kidding, she had her boobs boosted.
63. UK_Matt - August 20, 2008 6:57 AM
She's better than I'll ever get to fuck. So hell yes, I'd have that.
Fuck I'd marry that. Compared to the mad bitches I've done MM just looks like a temporary blip in sobriety. And she comes with free underwear, think how much money we can save.
64. gerard Vandenberg - August 20, 2008 8:28 AM
Then simple don't think that way.
THINK OF HER AS A LESBIAN!!
65. Mwqmfmm - August 20, 2008 1:04 PM
Did you mean Marilyn Monroe?
66. Allknowingone - August 20, 2008 8:58 PM
#9, photoshop and rib removal made her waist so tiny! She does wear corsets when she performs or appears in public. Wearing corsets will make her waist look small while she's wearing one but it doesn't cause any permanent changes to the size of her waist. She's clearly not wearing a corset in the above photos.
67. The Crosspatch - August 20, 2008 11:26 PM
I don't care what y'all say -- I'd risk the Manson herpes to tap that.
68. Raqs - August 21, 2008 2:16 PM
she straights up her arms to the air and like that she stylizes her waist , not to mention she keeps her breath and of course SHE'S SLIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
69. Sassy girl - August 21, 2008 6:56 PM
Not to many years ago... it was considered unlady like to have a tan. I think Dita with her dark hair and porcelain skin is absoulutely stunning.
I too have dark hair and pale skin just as poster #58 Sarah, and Dita.
70. sugar - August 23, 2008 9:46 AM
I don't think that Pale skin is stunning. I think that she applies white powder just like Marylin does. She is cute and she dresses in nice underwear. Maybe she wasn't doing it right in bed with her man..YOU can look sexy, but in private be stiff with your mate and forget what got you there in the first place.
Obviously Rachel has to be putting it down..U barely see them..
It must be nice!
71. allheavens - August 25, 2008 8:35 PM
Raqs stated: she straights up her arms to the air and like that she stylizes her waist , not to mention she keeps her breath and of course SHE'S SLIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Honey, the camera adds 10 pounds, I've seen her on the red carpet and her waist is that small and she is slim.