Aug 4 2008Cindy Crawford in a bikini
Cindy Crawford got her bikini on while vacationing in France with husband Rande Gerber. Also on board was George Clooney which is a brave act on her husband's part. Nothing like inviting the handsomest man in the world on your yacht to ogle your superfine wife. This probably won't end well.
CINDY: Chin me. Chin me, George! Chin me like you mean it-
RANDE: Cindy! Wake up! You're talking in your sleep again.
CINDY: Huh, what? Oh, wow, this is embarrassing.
RANDE: I knew this was a bad idea. Why'd you invite him anyway?
CINDY: I didn't invite him.
RANDE: Neither did I. Then, what in the....
VOICE FROM THE CLOSET: Touch her boob.
RANDE: Who is that?
VOICE FROM THE CLOSET: Do naked stuff.
RANDE: (Opens closet door.) For the love of God, Clooney. Get out of there!
CLOONEY: Touch her boob.
Based on a true story.
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Reader Comments
1. jj - August 4, 2008 12:20 PM
I thought Cindy was a lesbian??
2. ph7 - August 4, 2008 12:21 PM
She looks good - but age is making her boxy.
3. steve - August 4, 2008 12:21 PM
Old, saggy, fat.
Next.
4. Dave - August 4, 2008 12:21 PM
still hot for an old broad first
5. jj - August 4, 2008 12:21 PM
I thought Cindy was a lesbian??
6. veggi - August 4, 2008 12:22 PM
I hope she gets breast cancer.
7. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - August 4, 2008 12:23 PM
The sad thing is that, when he said touch her boob, Clooney would have been talking to HER. In the closet indeed...
8. Vas Deferens - August 4, 2008 12:31 PM
Even though Cindy does not look as good as she used to, I would still destroy her ass with my cock. I would crush it like a champ!
9. Jackson'shole - August 4, 2008 12:31 PM
Eat that Britney! You'll never look that good and she's fifteen years older with two kids.
10. Andy - August 4, 2008 12:38 PM
If you're stuck with an old bitch, she's a good choice. But why get stuck with an old bitch?
11. OnlyGayEskimo - August 4, 2008 12:41 PM
First of all, veggi, you're an ass. If you're a man, and Im assuming you are from the above statement, may the universe inflict your gelatinous man boobs with the most hideous, disfiguring cancer known to the human race. Then you can happily spend the rest of your miserable, dickless life being treated like the leper you are.
That being said, Cindy is HOT for an old lady - and you all know you'd tap that if you had the chance. Hell, I'd tap that in the hopes that all the good aging might rub off on me and last until Im old. Work it, Cindy. It gives all of us young women hope for a future of gorgeousness.
12. Ass Man - August 4, 2008 12:54 PM
I personally prefer a little more booty, but she looks great. Not great for her age, great period.
13. havoc - August 4, 2008 12:58 PM
Not bad.
Not great. But not bad.
Maybe a spokesmodel for AARP?
.
14. jim - August 4, 2008 1:06 PM
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15. Deacon Jones - August 4, 2008 1:09 PM
Meh.
Look at that dude's calf in the first pick, who is that, Bane?
16. Beth - August 4, 2008 1:11 PM
She's weathered the loss of her erogenous zones quite well. She looks as good for her age (42) as Hugh Jackman does for his (39). Hahahahahaha - it's not even fucking close!
17. Ted Mosby - August 4, 2008 1:16 PM
I'd hit that...wait for it...
six ways to Sunday.
18. Vdub BUGGIN - August 4, 2008 1:17 PM
Nice for "OLD"? Hell...she is still twice as hot as most of us guys in here could score!
19. Joe - August 4, 2008 1:18 PM
She's strikingly not-awful looking. And to the people who write "at any age!" - yeah right. You can see the effects of aging very clearly. All she's done is to not get fat and out of shape, like most older people do. But she's obviously thicker and flatter than she used to be. Sorry, but girls peak at 17.
20. Harry Ballzack - August 4, 2008 1:19 PM
Oil Prices are going up again
21. Mongaloid_11427 - August 4, 2008 1:19 PM
She's no Sophie Monk FOSHO.
22. Sapphire Eyes - August 4, 2008 1:20 PM
Cindy looks great and her age doesn't matter. 42 isn't old unless you're some sort of weirdo stuck with an adolescent fantasy and believes that life ends at 30.
The majority of comments on this site seem either racist, sexist or agist. Grow up already.
Oh, and Veggi, having lost -- and watched -- three aunts to breast cancer, two uncles to lymphoma/leukemia and both my parents to lung cancer,
Enjoy the carton cigarettes I'm sending your way. Wishing cancer on anyone is a purely evil thought, from a purely evil place in your psyche. Cancer is a horrible way to die. You stupid fuck.
23. Dorito Man - August 4, 2008 1:20 PM
I'd so hit that.
24. havoc - August 4, 2008 1:23 PM
Oh, I'd hit it too. But after she had her prune danish.
Make that mother whistle....
.
25. lara - August 4, 2008 1:26 PM
FUCK OFF VEGGI...DRINK AND DRIVE PLEEEASE
26. Bigheadmike - August 4, 2008 1:27 PM
Hot mama.
27. Jimbo - August 4, 2008 1:29 PM
#22 - more like "Browneye". Take your overly serious nagging MOMMY DEAREST attitude and shove it up your ass. Haven't you noticed yet that God is sending his plague to wipe out your family because you're such a fucking judgmental asshole? "The majority of comments on this site seem either racist, sexist or agist. Grow up already." Cancer is too good for you. I'm hoping for rape (broomstick)-murder.
28. Denver Sanford - August 4, 2008 1:45 PM
By the way, George Clooney was on the yacht because it was his yacht. Details, my man! Pay attention to the details!
If I had a yacht, I'd want Cindy Crowford and her husband to "Do naked stuff" while I his in the closet too
29. Mercutio - August 4, 2008 1:54 PM
"3. steve - August 4, 2008 12:21 PM wrote:
Old, saggy, fat.
Next."
* * * * * * * *
What a fuckin' jerk you are. Seriously...go beat off to photos of Hayden Panetierre and Ali Lohan because obviously those kind of girls wander in and out of your life every five minutes. Or you're a paedo who doesn't really know what a woman's body looks like.
Cindy looks luxuriously toned and I would have no hesitation in spending a hot evening with her...class is permanent my friend, or are you still watching The Hills to try and catch some gymslip action?
Shame some men don't know what a woman is meant to look like.
P.S. "Veggi" is just sore because I owned his ass on the thread about Christina Applegate and her terrible news.
Veggi, get a fucking life you sad douche. You don't have any idea what you're talking about and you're just aimlessly hoping to shock.
30. can you say HIV+ - August 4, 2008 1:58 PM
"Cindy looks luxuriously toned and I would have no hesitation in spending a hot evening with her"
lmao, sorry swishy, Cindy's only into heteros
31. Rich - August 4, 2008 2:04 PM
For 41, she looks a lot better than most women at 21. Are you trying to give me a stroke, printing that pivc of her bending over?
32. Rich - August 4, 2008 2:05 PM
And thats after having her 'gerber' baby
33. Sheva - August 4, 2008 2:08 PM
From first and second hand experience I know she can really be a pain in the ass. But I have to give credit where due and she looks good and is clearly taking care of herself.
Something a lot of American women, both married and not should take a cue.
Sure complain about fat married guys but take it up with them.
I'm digging this chick. And she has her act together. Wish more American women would do the same.
34. kate - August 4, 2008 2:26 PM
She looks sexy and cute with that sunglasses. I saw her on millionaire personals site """""""""W e a l t h y L o v e s.co m"""""""""" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
35. Sell Porn Make Money - August 4, 2008 2:27 PM
not quite the cover model she used to be, but she can get some rug time at my place.
36. sixpack - August 4, 2008 2:40 PM
pic # 10 is glorious!
37. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - August 4, 2008 2:42 PM
#22 - Your family might want to exercise, put down the Pall Malls, and invest in more produce. Just a thought.
38. Dr. Phil - August 4, 2008 2:50 PM
...and maybe move away from that nuclear power plant across the street.
39. ---------------------VERY RELEVANT COMMENT-------------------------- - August 4, 2008 3:23 PM
VOICE FROM THE CLOSET: Touch her boob.
RANDE: Who is that?
VOICE FROM THE CLOSET: Do naked stuff.
RANDE: (Opens closet door.) For the love of God, Clooney. Get out of there!
CLOONEY: Touch her boob.
I WATCH
THE FAMILY GUY TOO,
SO WHAT, YA WANNA FIGHT ABOUT IT?!?
40. sammy - August 4, 2008 3:42 PM
is it just me or does pic 10 look like someone shot some jizz on her butt?
41. Realist - August 4, 2008 3:44 PM
These comments are all useless. This is what it boils down to: Cindy has a very nice body. For any age. She doesn't have a GREAT body for any age. She has a great body for a women in her 40s. She doesn't look like a 22 year old Cindy Crawford. She doesn't look like a 22 year old with an amazing body. So what? 42 ain't 22. She's doing pretty well for herself. And you all would hit it.
42. sammy - August 4, 2008 3:45 PM
Oh God, I just spanked it to pic 10 and got some on the keyboard.
Cindy come and sit on my face you hot thang!!
43. Fugedaboutit - August 4, 2008 3:52 PM
Flat-FLAT ass, no boobs, and a candidate for Miss Butterface 2008.
This is NOT Cindy Crawford. Can't be, I don't believe it.
Maybe her sister???
44. bigcups - August 4, 2008 3:57 PM
clooney handsome??? I think you mean poo eater dont you?
45. britney_blogs - August 4, 2008 4:06 PM
Old? saggy? flat ass? not bad? butterface? fat? boxy? are you people serious? she looks great!
46. typical superficial loser - August 4, 2008 4:10 PM
Even in her better days she was too ugly for me. I am an Adonis.
47. typical superficial loser - August 4, 2008 4:28 PM
I read these comments and I'm in TEARS. You bastards. If you're like that to her, how harsh would you be to me?
Defend. I must defend.
...whoops. Did I just say all that out loud?
48. keep it moist - August 4, 2008 7:12 PM
WOMEN START MOISTURIZING YOUR KNEES ASAP. She lookss great for her age, always found her mannish in the face and bod (except for the boobs) but those knees eremind you that she's as old as some of your mothers.
49. Ron - August 4, 2008 7:27 PM
The only chicks who "look great" at her age are the ones who were fat and/or ugly when they were younger. But for Cindy and any other good-looking girl, looking good at 42 means not looking bad (saggy/lumpy/veiny/stretch-marked). Nobody who fucked you at 22 wants to fuck you at 42. Sorry, ladies, it's the truth, even though few guys would ever say it to your face.
50. Sapphire Eyes - August 4, 2008 7:28 PM
Jimbo and Eliot Spitz on himself: You two should get a room. You stupid morons seem like a perfect couple.
FYI -- No one in my family smokes anymore. My brother, sister and neices have all qualified for the Boston Marathon. I do yoga and Pilates EVERY DAY as well as boxing three times a week. Lung cancer claimed my mother's life 13 years after she quit smoking. There is a proven genetic link in families with "cancer clusters" and no, we don't live next door to a power plant (stupidest thing I've ever read, and that's saying something about this site.)
So go fuck each other, you stupid wankers. Americans ARE stupid. I;ll bet you woted for that retard Bush, not once, but twice.
51. Sapphire Eyes - August 4, 2008 7:32 PM
And Jimbo, you're the queer queen of judgmental assholes. Please don't reproduce. It would only fuck up this world more than it already is.
Asshole
52. Jimbo - August 4, 2008 7:35 PM
Keep typing, Browneyes. It becomes ever clearer why God is striking down worthless family. I'm glad it's cancer - frequently very drawn-out and painful. Delightful (in your case).
53. Plastic Sturgeon - August 4, 2008 7:39 PM
Some of the better bikini photos posted on this site.
She is still smoking hot!
54. Just-as-it-is - August 4, 2008 8:08 PM
Those of you who find her fat, saggy, old, ugly knees, etc. are either fat fucks, fags, racist losers or just plain ugly rednecks who envy beauty when looking at it. At the most, you could say things like "she is not my type", EVEN that she is ugly, heck, we can't all agree on the same tastes, but going from there to just disregard all of her physical qualities in the dumbest way, then it means you fall in either category of the above. Why was she a supermodel in the first place. Not by having good connections, otherwise you obese retards could be supermodels too. Get a grip on reality you dorks, Otherwise you wind up always insatisfied because you don't live and work in Rodeo Drive, but you will realize you live surrounded by poor ugly old people (And even wishing your girlfriend looked like Cindy at 42).
If anything, fuck your lame standards for beauty.
55. Goldie Pyramid - August 4, 2008 8:11 PM
Good Genes. She looks part Native American.
56. truth - August 4, 2008 8:58 PM
#54 - Get a grip on reality you dork, Otherwise you wind up always boring us to tears with your endless angry ranting on a site designed for humorous quips.
57. Chief J. Daniels - August 4, 2008 8:59 PM
Native American??? She's not an unemployed alcoholic looking for a government handout.
58. me - August 4, 2008 10:16 PM
I'd hit that so hard the next person to pull me out would be the king of england.
Seriously amazing shape for a 40 year old or however old she is.
59. Zane - August 4, 2008 10:39 PM
#22 - I'm not so sure your family's cancers deaths are tragic. Reading your comments, I'm thinking that if you were in my family, I'd welcome death after awhile.
60. Suerficial Hags - August 4, 2008 10:55 PM
I don't usually comment on this site...but this is really nuts!
These men giving women advice: "seriously no man who fucks you at 22 would want to fuck you at 42"...geezus....I have *never* been fucked at 22 - I have never been "fucked" period. I have been MADE LOVE TO.
What kind of zero self-esteem woman *wants* to be "fucked" anyway? Your sister? Your mother who raised you? Your girlfriend? And for the "young women" defending Cindy and calling her an "old lady" - you must be 15. I'm younger than Cindy, but that woman looks great! She was never my idea of stunning even when she was "22" but she looks damn good.
Let me put it to ya'll this way, after 40, you really have to take care of yourself. But the really great thing is....after 40 the rules have changed....for both women AND men. No longer is the emphasis only on looks, but on brains, success, and most of all humour.
You know who is one of the sexiest women out there? Tina Fey. Don't believe me? I work in the "business", and you would not believe the amount of play that woman can get. (George Clooney himself is one of her great admirers.)
No self esteem skanks - both women AND men - like to go on and on about looks being the only thing....b/c that's ALL THEY *THINK* THEY HAVE (and most don't even have that). But soon, very very soon...you will come to realize....that you don't have anything at all.
And here's something y'all can relate to:
FOR EVERY HOT GUY/GAL OUT THERE, THERE IS A GUY/GAL SO SO SO TIRED OF FUCKING HER/HIM.
hehe.....
superficial douches.
Oh yeah - METH will keep you think and beautiful for ever. Or, clen, or coke...yeah...go do it ....losers.
61. Suerficial Hags - August 4, 2008 10:56 PM
I don't usually comment on this site...but this is really nuts!
These men giving women advice: "seriously no man who fucks you at 22 would want to fuck you at 42"...geezus....I have *never* been fucked at 22 - I have never been "fucked" period. I have been MADE LOVE TO.
What kind of zero self-esteem woman *wants* to be "fucked" anyway? Your sister? Your mother who raised you? Your girlfriend? And for the "young women" defending Cindy and calling her an "old lady" - you must be 15. I'm younger than Cindy, but that woman looks great! She was never my idea of stunning even when she was "22" but she looks damn good.
Let me put it to ya'll this way, after 40, you really have to take care of yourself. But the really great thing is....after 40 the rules have changed....for both women AND men. No longer is the emphasis only on looks, but on brains, success, and most of all humour.
You know who is one of the sexiest women out there? Tina Fey. Don't believe me? I work in the "business", and you would not believe the amount of play that woman can get. (George Clooney himself is one of her great admirers.)
No self esteem skanks - both women AND men - like to go on and on about looks being the only thing....b/c that's ALL THEY *THINK* THEY HAVE (and most don't even have that). But soon, very very soon...you will come to realize....that you don't have anything at all.
And here's something y'all can relate to:
FOR EVERY HOT GUY/GAL OUT THERE, THERE IS A GUY/GAL SO SO SO TIRED OF FUCKING HER/HIM.
hehe.....
superficial douches.
Oh yeah - METH will keep you thin and beautiful for ever. Or, clen, or coke...yeah...go do it ....losers.
62. Fritobandito - August 4, 2008 11:11 PM
What the hell happened to her saggy tummy from photos a few months back? This lovely has been workin out!!!
63. Mr Semprini - August 4, 2008 11:18 PM
Mr Clooney would never say anything like that. It would be more like...
CLOONEY: Oh Brad... touch me there again. You really don't like Angie more than me, do you snookums?
64. malicious - August 4, 2008 11:30 PM
#19 & 49 straight back at you. Take a look at your baldy old head when you are 42 - you sure as shit aren't going to come close to bagging anyone as hot as when you were 22 AND you probably won't be able to get it up by then anyway.
65. BALD FAT MEN - August 4, 2008 11:52 PM
#64....AGREED!
These dumb ass men think women just sit around PRAYING TO GOD THAT THEY WILL BE "FUCKED" BY MEN...ANY MEN....B/C WOMEN ARE SO DESPERATE FOR SEX.
That's right....we need sex SO BAD...that we will even fuck 42 year old bald ageing men with beer guts. THAT'S HOW DESPERATE WE ARE TO GET LAID.
Men are so PROJECTING. B/c it is MEN who will fuck anything. 22 year old women, 42 year old wome, 52 year old women, trees, poles, hell they will even fuck other men when they are in prison!!!
But women are CHOOSY. So many women in their 40s won't even consider men their own age (or older anymore). Why? BECAUSE THEY DON'T NEED THEIR MONEY ANYMORE. THEY HAVE ALREADY MARRIED, DIVORCED, AND TAKEN ALL THE MONEY OF SOME OLD FART WHEN THEY WERE YOUNG.
LOL!
66. tc - August 5, 2008 3:06 AM
Sorry to hear nobody ever fucked you, Superficial Hags, perhaps it is because you are ugly and stupid.
67. rottenfruit - August 5, 2008 6:00 AM
Clooney fine? Puhleez! Give him a beard and he'll be 'randomly' searched on every airport in the US & his beloved Europe.
www.rottenfruit.wordpress.com
68. Mark - August 5, 2008 7:37 AM
#65 - typing in all caps for emphasis only shows desperation. By the end you were screaming the whole time, complete with a snort-laugh at your own witless comment. You can't tell what somebody looks like by reading a comment, but sometimes you get a sense of the commenter's personality. In your case, we get a good insight into why husbands who stay married often drink too much.
69. Andrio - August 5, 2008 8:03 AM
She looks great for her age!...is something you'd say on some fucking fanboy/fangirl celebrity suck-up site. What the fuck happened to the SuperFish?
70. gerard Vandenberg - August 5, 2008 9:55 AM
listen very carefully, I will only say this once:
TRY A BATHING-SUIT NEXT TIME, will ya!!
71. Andy - August 5, 2008 10:11 AM
#62 - a saggy tummy has nothing to do with working out or not working out. her belly was flat, her skin was stretched out - you can't make the skin tighter with diet or exercise. the ONLY way to go from the loose skin she had to the tight skin she now has is with a tummy tuck.
72. Hung Lo Wang - August 5, 2008 10:55 AM
Damn...some cats just take this shit too seriously. This isn't a feel good celebrity blog. Arguing over the internet is like running a race in the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you're still a retard.
73. response to HUNG - August 5, 2008 11:06 AM
Simply by posting your own comment, you are entering into the very arena you are trashing.
74. Annika Faust - August 5, 2008 11:58 AM
To anyone making comments wishing cancer on someone or someone's family: you are truly evil people.
You make me glad that I'm an atheist and prove the point that believing in any sort of a "God" is for mindless sheep. I'm a scientist and know of no tangible prooff that "god" exists.
I do, however, believe in good and evil. And all of you inbreeders are proof of the latter.
75. Zucchini - August 5, 2008 1:27 PM
Why does she look like my grandfather?
76. Superficial Hags and BALD FAT MEN - August 5, 2008 3:27 PM
# 66: you can't read words in front of you in plain English, yet you can ostensibly see what I look like? Your comeback is witless and lacking in creativity like yourself. FYI: making love is "fucking" + so much more. But some men never realize that. Sad.
# 68: Glad to see that you read EVERYTHING I wrote. (Feels good to "scream" that). I am sure my "screaming" comment will stay with you for a long long time. :)
Everytime you hit on a chica who is younger, hotter, and better looking than you know you could ever get....and she shows even a modicum of interest in you....you will remember my comment and think "shit she's only after the tiny amount of money she think I have amassed".
And the reason you will remember my comment, is b/c you know it's the truth. Caps and snort-like laugh and all. LOL!
I'll just repeat it one more time for ya:
Women are CHOOSY. So many women in their 40s won't even consider men their own age (or older anymore). Why? BECAUSE THEY DON'T NEED THEIR MONEY ANYMORE. THEY HAVE ALREADY MARRIED, DIVORCED, AND TAKEN ALL THE MONEY OF SOME OLD FART WHEN THEY WERE YOUNG.
77. venomhed - August 5, 2008 4:12 PM
Always thought she had a mans face, always.
Kinda looks like Steven Tyler + 100 pounds.
78. Hung Lo Wang - August 5, 2008 4:17 PM
#73: Apprarently sarcasm is lost on you.
79. potato man - August 5, 2008 4:34 PM
I think she looks more like a bag of Ruffles Sour Cream N Onion potato chips.
80. Narcissist - August 6, 2008 4:09 AM
Cindy seems to look best these days when she's slightly out of focus. Did they get a pic of Clooneys sloppy hog guts?
81. atoz - August 6, 2008 2:53 PM
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82. Alex Baran - August 8, 2008 5:05 AM
Having the life of Cindy Crawford could be an impossible dream, but looking like she does at the age of 42 could somehow turn to reality. She was generous to let us take a look at her daily workout routine and diet at http://www.projectweightloss.com and I am really grateful! She is a great person!