Aug 19 2008Avril Lavigne 'too sexy' to perform in Malaysia?
Somebody thinks Avril Lavigne is not only sexy, but "too sexy." Really? Vampire Girl? She was set to perform in Malaysia but officials for the country think Avril's sugary pop music is a bad influence, according to OK! Magazine:
“It is not timely. It's not in the good spirit of our National Day. If we go ahead with the concert, it is contrary to what we are preparing for,” said Shukran Ibrahim, a senior official from the ministry.
“We don't want our people, our teenagers, influenced by their performance. We want clean artists, artists that are good role models,” said Kamarulzaman Mohamed, a party youth official.
Has anyone ever seen an Avril Lavigne concert? It's pretty much the equivalent of watching somebody have a seizure - but with lasers, and it cost you a hundred bucks. Whee.
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Reader Comments
1. refriedwhiskey - August 19, 2008 11:47 AM
bahahahaha cunt.
2. wow - August 19, 2008 11:49 AM
lame.
3. Ted from LA - August 19, 2008 11:52 AM
What is the deal with her hair? It looks like her dad fucked a peacock and she was the outcome.
4. Kevin - August 19, 2008 11:54 AM
She is okay.
5. Michael Savage - August 19, 2008 11:54 AM
What a nasty BITCH! Man-hands, pale as a ghost... Looks like a reptile...
6. Sam - August 19, 2008 11:55 AM
“We don't want our people, our teenagers, influenced by their performance. We want clean artists, artists that are good role models,” Quick someone call Weird Al !!!!!!!!
7. rough daddy - August 19, 2008 11:56 AM
I think theyre right!!! these something about this little slut, that just exude sex!!
8. cinnamon - August 19, 2008 11:57 AM
Hilarious! She is a bad influence, she teaches young women to be spoiled brat arrogant divas, plus she spits on her fans. Karma, bitch!
9. rough daddy - August 19, 2008 11:57 AM
dont they have child prostitution over there? someone with info please enlighten me....
10. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - August 19, 2008 11:59 AM
Banned from Malaysia? There goes Canada secret mission to finally rid themselves of this fake punk.
11. LillyAllen - August 19, 2008 12:03 PM
I think Avril and I should team up and sing songs like a female version of the righteous brothers. Then when we are on tour and the guys around are acting like asses I could get her in my hotel room for some carpet munching. We can do this because we are rock stars and it is expected.
12. buck - August 19, 2008 12:06 PM
America is in fact the greatest country in the world
13. hacksaw - August 19, 2008 12:13 PM
I"d hit it.
14. Canuck - August 19, 2008 12:15 PM
As a Canadian, I am ashamed of this bitch.
15. James - August 19, 2008 12:22 PM
As far as I am concerned, the concert is still on and the organizer is still selling the tickets and there's no official words on canceling the concert. What OK magazine reported is probably a rumor and it's not true.
16. YouRang - August 19, 2008 12:29 PM
I don't agree with their logic, but they sure came to the right conclusion.
17. quake - August 19, 2008 12:30 PM
I heard her labia hang down to her knees and her vag smells like speghettios.
18. mike - August 19, 2008 12:36 PM
I think she is smoking hott... and very sexy.
19. Snuffy - August 19, 2008 12:38 PM
Have u seen her in a bikini? Hawt!
20. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW - August 19, 2008 12:41 PM
FISH, where in the quote were the words "too sexy"??? I think the quote made it very clear that she is too dirty and gross and as such she is a horrible vile and dirty woman who cannot be a good role model because she is so dirty and gross. Did I mention that she is dirty and gross? Oh also she has no talent, this that hurricane Katrina is a town ravaged by a hurricane so she's dumber than shit and she looks like a possum an albino crazy possessed possum. Okay no more talk about this retched hideous bitchy midget it's making me feel queasy.
The concert description seems righ on target, but I wouldn't know, so how do you know what a french April concert is like?
21. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW - August 19, 2008 12:52 PM
Avril is April in French, if her name was April it would signify "she is sweet and snuggly and smells like a summer breeze" but her name is Avril which signifies "she is beat and fugly and smells like hairy cheese... And she's a whore".
okay i'm done
making fun
of tis bitch
I bet she has herpes
22. Ed Castillo - August 19, 2008 1:00 PM
Not too sexy to perform on my diggly-dick!
23. drew - August 19, 2008 1:14 PM
She is not too sexy but cute and talent. Some bloggers mention her often at Richromances.com. It is said she has a profile at that site. Is she looking for boyfriend?
24. Gerald_Tarrant - August 19, 2008 1:17 PM
Too sexy to perform in Malaysia, just sexy enough to perform in my bedroom. I'd split this chick faster than a pair of aces.
25. Dr. Otto Van DerWahl - August 19, 2008 1:22 PM
If it weren't for her perfectly balanced firm and plump rump she'd be selling coffee at Tim Hortons
26. The Kilted Yaksman - August 19, 2008 1:27 PM
Hey #21, her real name is April Levine. That was deemed to be insufficiently edgy or punk or something...
27. michele - August 19, 2008 1:30 PM
Oh my Lord. Some of y'alls comments don't even make since. You sound like that pissed off punk kids that would fight to the death to prove that she is what you refer to as a "poser". Jezze how lame could you be? I mean clearly you are still middle school. Cause nobody talks like that unless they are. Graduate like me. Oh yeah! Her dress is way cute!
28. wat - August 19, 2008 1:30 PM
sexy like aids
29. Fact Checker - August 19, 2008 1:39 PM
Hey #26
Her birth name is Avril Ramona Lavigne.
Fact.
30. devilsrain - August 19, 2008 2:59 PM
29. Does anyone really give a shit
31. dan - August 19, 2008 3:21 PM
i hate this fucking bitch, GO AWAY.
32. Fact Checker - August 19, 2008 3:28 PM
# 29
Apparantly #26 did.
33. Fact Checker - August 19, 2008 3:29 PM
oops, got my facts wrong, that last post was meant for #30, but he/she doesn't give a shit anyway.
34. tanya - August 19, 2008 3:45 PM
#9 - are you retarded? There is no child prostitution in Malaysia. Do you even know where it is?
35. rough daddy - August 19, 2008 3:50 PM
#34? did u read what i wrote you idiot of a woman...
36. Cash - August 19, 2008 3:51 PM
That's the Malaysian way of saying "sorry honey, we're afraid you'll suck up our country too if we let you in. Go back to highschool and maybe we'll consider it in a few years, after the stank has had time to wear off."
37. lira - August 19, 2008 4:00 PM
I guess this really goes to show how far Avril has come.
Just like she always wanted. Banned as "too sexy" along with Britney Spears et all. Headlines : Avril Lavigne - Too Sexy.
Didn't even Gwen Stefani and Beyonce tone it down for those countries?? (who are obviously, crazy) But I just find it really REALLY funny that the day has come when Avril "thou shall show no skin" "thou is a good role model" is actually deemed a bad one.
Of course, people will be too busy ranting at the stupid, religious, over-protective country, and may even have sympathy for Avril (please god no) But it's just really funny because if this was 2003, when she wore normal tee-shirts, and trousers or jeans instead of skirts, fishnets and corsets...
If she just stood on stage and sang like she used to, like rock stars DO, instead of incorporating dance routines now, she would probably have been allowed to play.
HAHAHA
What do you expect when people who sing music aimed at 9 year olds, about stealing boyfriends, put the word motherfucker randomly into the lyrics just to look edgy ? I think they are right to ban this complete idiot, if only the western world would do the same. Give me all the debauched rock stars and writhing sensual pop stars but kick this permanent identity crisis having, bad music making, punk posing (mother)fucker out please
38. Randal - August 19, 2008 4:21 PM
Hey Avril! Nice to see you stopping by the Fish as it has been quite awhile.
Don't fret about Malaysia, they don't know what they're missing, even when many boys dress like girls to be sexy over there.
You've been sexy since you first came to the entertainment scene, so I don't know why folks are not used to your sexy style. You wear it well.
Randal
39. Liz - August 19, 2008 4:48 PM
STFU Randal,
Avril doesn't fucking read this shit.
Even if she did,
She probably wouldn't give a shit about someone whose only adjective in his vocabulary is "Sexy".
40. fug weasel - August 19, 2008 5:03 PM
sadly #34 yeah there is so shut it. Just like religious hypoctrites who are so anti sex and then rape their own fucking family members or kids they work it's just hypocrisy and idiotic hypocrisy at that this bitch is the anti christ of sexy, what are some of you smoking? She fucking fug. Bitch looks like a weasel.
41. Nicodemo Scarfo - August 19, 2008 5:22 PM
#40 you ugly fag skank as if you ever had anything other than a blowup doll or your child-molesting hands
42. Nicodemo Scarfo - August 19, 2008 5:24 PM
#9 why are you so interested in child prostitution?
43. Poon Tang - August 19, 2008 6:24 PM
Avril Lavigne is a worthless piece of shit. Wouldn't it be nice to put on some of those brass knuckle thingies and just smash the shit out of that smug little face? BOO YA
44. Former Expat - August 19, 2008 6:39 PM
Malaysia is so progressive, they pluralize a word by saying it twice. For instance, "visitor" in Malay is "pelawat". So the vistor's parking (sign in a parking garage) said "pelawat pelawat". I know, I lived there for a year and ate off of banana leaves with my fingers. You eat with your right hand... cuz ya gotta wipe with the left.
They also think that Avril is American, but they clearly have issues that go way beyond 3rd grade geography...
45. Sicko the Clown - August 19, 2008 7:03 PM
Ya know, there's something about this little slut that just makes me so horny, I think it's just the thought of my hot, sticky tadpoles coating her buttocks and getting smeared around by my throbbing tubesteak after I reamed out her butthole.
46. pyscho - August 19, 2008 7:53 PM
#44
U must have been too cheap to go to places that actually used fork's and spoon's huh.... oh wait, all shops have utensils, so where were u actually eating?
47. 47 - August 19, 2008 9:38 PM
44,
You obviously went to a banana leaf joint, you have the option to use cutleries if you want. So don't go dissing other country's cultures and language when you know shit.
I'd understand the ban on Beyonce. But Avril?! Seriously!! Pfft.
48. Ida Haryani - August 19, 2008 10:17 PM
[quote] 9. rough daddy - August 19, 2008 11:57 AM
dont they have child prostitution over there? someone with info please enlighten me....
[/quote]
i am from malaysia, and i think your statement is absolutely wrong. the child prostitution is mainly happen in Thailand....write it again..THAILAND !
not in malaysia...hope that u do some research before spread the skeptical statement like that.....thanks!
49. Ida Haryani - August 19, 2008 10:37 PM
[quote] 44. Former Expat - August 19, 2008 6:39 PM
Malaysia is so progressive, they pluralize a word by saying it twice. For instance, "visitor" in Malay is "pelawat". So the vistor's parking (sign in a parking garage) said "pelawat pelawat". I know, I lived there for a year and ate off of banana leaves with my fingers. You eat with your right hand... cuz ya gotta wipe with the left.
They also think that Avril is American, but they clearly have issues that go way beyond 3rd grade geography...[/quote]
don't blame the whole nation just because a small missunderstanding.....ok?
maybe the sign been created by malaysian chinese peop, they are not so good in english pronunciation...
and what about the 3rd grade geography...heelo?? we ar not in that category...we are in "developing" country...the 3rd grade country are like vietnam, africa.....
50. tony jaa - August 19, 2008 10:48 PM
#48 *Excuse me, there is no child prostitutes in Thailand either, please get your facts right. You must be referring to Philippines as they have a whole industry just for that. Anyway Thailand is so much more wonderful than Malaysia and we have the best bitches and beaches in Asia. Have a nice day.
51. rough daddy - August 19, 2008 11:47 PM
#42 when you tell me why youre such a dick weed then ill tell you why im so interested in child prostitution...
52. Azmir - August 19, 2008 11:48 PM
I'm from Malaysia. Just to clarify: it's not the authorities or the government that deemed Avril's show "inappropriate" but there's a political party that's been making all the noise about the whole thing. The rest of Malaysia is waiting, except for this political party, and they must be happy now that her concert's called off (though I haven't read ANY news reports here in Kuala Lumpur about that YET).
53. you idiots - August 20, 2008 1:27 AM
ok. i'm from the philippines and i haven't seen or heard any activities of child prostitution. ever.
it probably happens though, just as it does in every fucking country. filipinos aren't into child sex you see. we're more into doing it all the time... and yeah, that's why there are so many of us.
the only thing that fuels child prostitution in the philippines are ugly, fat, white pedophile men visiting the country.
54. rachel - August 20, 2008 2:10 AM
haha all u fools who are not from malaysia and think you know a little something about malaysia are stupid. there is a reason malaysia a muslim country. they go as far to censor words like 'ass' and anything remotely intimate on tv.
#44, #47 is absolutely right. u must have been the only one eating with ur hand there. and wtf is wrong with how a country uses their own language. geez. try attending some moral lessons. thats we have here in our unfortunate unprogressive religious country.
and child prostitution? it's like guns, drug abuse and all that shit. it happens everywhere, DOHHH
55. darren - August 20, 2008 2:22 AM
stop being so jealous, you all pathetic losers. if you're so good why don't you go out and perform. i bet you all don't even know how to sing. try to grow up! what are you 8 years old brainless kid. stop talking shit about people when you're not good enough.
56. tony jaa - August 20, 2008 2:32 AM
#53 If it aint the Philippines, then it must be Vietnam.. child prostitutes scowering the streets like rats. Btw.. my country is wonderful and more beautiful than Malaysia and Philippines..ask anyone. LOL
57. darren - August 20, 2008 3:30 AM
why is all sudden about child prostitutes? that's out of topic. go to another forum if you want to talk about that. idk what the hell you all arguing about. lame...
58. Ida Haryani - August 20, 2008 4:04 AM
#50 Finally you admitted it right?
your country have lots of bitches.......young bitches maybe??
59. lim - August 20, 2008 5:46 AM
Malaysia ppl are lame (some) and I'm from Malaysia.. They think that everything is wrong here.. You can't even hold hands in public.. no kidding.. they have police to check you know...
60. kRWLnG - August 20, 2008 6:43 AM
I happen to come from Malaysia too. I wonder, why only ban the artists from other countries when your own artists dress like sluts and happily perform in public?
61. kRWLnG - August 20, 2008 6:52 AM
p/s: Love the hair and dress. Hate her.
62. UK_Matt - August 20, 2008 7:18 AM
You've all missed the point - they said they want clean artists. They clearly think she needs a shower.
63. dharsh - August 20, 2008 8:26 AM
Heyya...
I think Malaysia is just overacting on this issue!
PCD performed in MAA 2008 jst recently! N it wuz super sexy....
what abt this?
Real Nonsense!
ptuik!!!
64. malaysian^joker - August 20, 2008 8:27 AM
ok, I'm glad to see most ppl here do know a little abt malaysia, that means the world is a small place baby, thanks to the net. the other funny thing i notice here, is that there are other malaysians other than moi who are checking out this awesome site, which makes me laugh everytime.... the other ppl who dont know shi*e abt malaysia..well, go on the internet ya'll....as far as i know, the concerts still on, we re getting advertising and compeitions to win free tickets on our msian radio stations...the ppl who said avril is too sexy is the guys from an islamic political party ok, not other ppl or even the running govt..the reason why this happened is cuz of the unstable political situation here right now..now, dont think we re like one of those stereotyped-holywood-drama-asian country..the unstable situation is purely cuz more malaysians who are educated want to have a more democratic country...in the end, its got nothing to do with her...also, for ppl who dont know malaysia at all, its the country which used to hv the tallest twin towers in the world before whatever else that came afterwards...we also hv other stuff like the internet, hard rock cafe, cars(wow), mobile phones(hotdang), lots of white ppl, lots of foreigners, harvey norman, macy's...lists goes on...i cant figure out if we re more american or british...
65. Confused - August 20, 2008 9:13 AM
Um, why is this news? There are no boobies.
66. gerard Vandenberg - August 20, 2008 10:36 AM
THEY DON'T WANT ATTRACT ANY FORM OF PAEDOPHILIA!!
67. Luffy - August 20, 2008 11:32 AM
63# is right... but i loathe this skunk! :)
68. Luffy - August 20, 2008 11:32 AM
63# is right... but i loathe this skunk! :)
69. kRWLnG - August 20, 2008 1:45 PM
Hey IDA HARYANI,
You don't happen to be from Penang, Malaysia are you? Coz I have a friend with the same name as yours.
70. Ida Haryani - August 21, 2008 12:29 AM
#69 Hie kRWLng,
Nope, am not from Penang, but once studied there during my matrix....
ok back to the topic....
at least now peop all around the world do recognize "malaysia", right?
but, if u think u can talk about this country before experiencing the environment here, so sorry...LOSER !!
71. kRWLnG - August 21, 2008 7:20 AM
Maybe that's the reason y they posted this. Coz as far as I know that wannabe is still gonna perform here in Malaysia. What a nightmare.
p/s: Wrong person then, sorry Ida.
72. MoneyFame.com - August 21, 2008 8:22 AM
If Avril is 'too sexy' to perform in Malaysia, the Malaysian authorities would go nuts if Christina Aguilera ever planned to perform there!
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73. Dee - August 21, 2008 9:39 AM
For the first time ever Randal: Fuck you
74. James - August 21, 2008 11:55 AM
The concert will go on but the date has changed to August 28, 2008. Hurray!
75. DVD - August 21, 2008 7:11 PM
Hate her!
76. Another Malaysian - August 21, 2008 9:37 PM
Actually i agree with #16.
i don't quite understand the reason why local officials wish to ban her concert ('Too sexy. Really? Vampire girl?'- LOL) but it is the correct conclusion. I hope she does get banned! Avril Lavigne really sucks...
And Malaysians, just because she is popular and does western pop/'rock' doesn't mean her music is good! I wish some of us Malaysians would stop accepting ALL western music as 'good' just to seem 'progressive' and 'modern'. White colonialism ended more than 51 years ago. Jesus. Move the fuck on!
77. Ida Haryani - August 21, 2008 11:02 PM
#76 Totally agree with you.....to all malaysians, pls don't be like spounge, just absorb all the western music without considering the bad effect of it.....think wisely...
78. tony jaa - August 22, 2008 3:39 AM
Please visit Thailand for a cultural enriched experience..you can skip malaysia and singapore anytime LOL
79. Malaysian #79 - August 22, 2008 8:38 AM
#44 - I'm a Malaysian and it's always hilarious to read other people's comments on how we are so 'uncivilized'. Eat on banana leaf and eat with fingers? Where did you stay here in Malaysia? In a cave? Because you obviously don't know shit. If you've really been here and explored Malaysia, you'd know we have so many different cultures here...and obviously we have a lot of different types of restaurants. You can use fork and spoon, you know. You can also opt to use to chopsticks, or eat with your feet for all I care. And as far as I know, we use plates here... So get your facts right, imbecile. And if you don't know the language, don't act like you do. It's embarrassing. You just publicized your stupidity.
As for Avril's news.. it's the Islamic political party that wants to ban her not the government so don't criticize the whole country. They always want to ban something because they love to suck the fun out of everything.
The concert is still on anyway. But the reason to call for a ban is 'sexy'? Sexy my ass. PCD performed here and they are way sexier than Avril. Geez.
80. Shireen K - August 22, 2008 11:23 AM
Hohhohoho... i am malaysian..
trust me ... it isnt avril but this fu*ked up mindset ...
we have some wrapped up dude with turbans like and shit waiting in the corner just to catch people holding hands *psst you cant hold hands in public.. duh..
But hey, eating with banana leaf is fun.. really... it isnt any 3rd war country thing... but anyone coming down to Malaysia, holler me so i can bring you in for the experience...
81. kinacolada - August 22, 2008 2:33 PM
getting caught for holding hands in public is total shite. i hold hands, smoke, and drink(im a muslim) openly here in malaysia. nobody ever glanced at me twice! so does my friends. what state exactly are u in? the east coast? that does not happen in the cities here. literally, there are freaks roaming the streets of every country in this world. as for the so called expat loser, every single language in the world has its own uniqueness. that's the beauty of language. your language might sound stupid to the french and japanese! btw, everybody eats with their hands one way or another. what's the big deal? and tell me which one do u prefer, eat with ur right hand and wipe ur poop with ur left, or do the multitasking using the same hand?
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83. Malaysian #79 & #83 - August 23, 2008 4:15 PM
#80 Shireen K - wtf? Can't hold hands in public? That's total bullshit. I'm from Ipoh now living in PJ/KL... I'm a malay, I've held hands, kissed, hugged, smoked.. I don't drink but I join people who do drink when clubbing .. my cousins and friends who are malays do drink... I've seen other people doing what religious ppl call as 'taboo' and all these happens openly in public and no one with "turbans like and shit waiting in the corner just to catch people holding hands" appeared. It's a normal thing here now. This isn't the 50's. If in the 'kampung'/rural areas these things might still be taboo but in the cities, who the hell cares anymore?
84. pixie - August 25, 2008 6:04 AM
this is so cute. i am actually at the counter where they're selling tickets and we got official note from the sponsors that they're just postponing it for our independence day celebrations lah. the other "additions" for the whole "sexy" things are just our government's way of showing that they do their job.
and whoa, the malaysians that defend their country, i was half expecting a bashing for us. BANGGGAA!!!
for that retard who thinks that we don't know that she's from canada, just so you know, the little countries are the ones that learn world geography from a really young age, unlike quote miss america, "americans dont know where america is on their map because they don't own maps"
but this forum, is starting to sound like a lecture on western culture. people like her because she's cute not because she's western.haa haaa