Aug 4 2008Angelina Jolie unveils Knox & Vivienne (Spoiler: They look like babies.)

Cute Kid.

OMG THOSE ARE SOME UGLY BABIES!!!!

BFD. Happy for everybody but who cares?

fuck you I'm first!

I really want to know who the hell the people are who actually buy these magazines. Why the hell would you pay $$$$$ to get some shitty, fluffed up piece when you've got the same great info (cynicism included) for FREE on the Internet? The stupidity of the public never fails to amaze me.

I'm ashamed that I went to People to see the pics. As soon as I saw that smug "Look at me, St. Angelina the Earth Mother, please forget that I used to be a heroin shooting, everyone fucking, knife wedling, blood wearing freak just a few short years ago. I'm a saint!!" look on her face.

Barf.

I'm ashamed that I went to People to see the pics. As soon as I saw that smug "Look at me, St. Angelina the Earth Mother, please forget that I used to be a heroin shooting, everyone fucking, knife wedling, blood wearing freak just a few short years ago. I'm a saint!!"

Barf.

Congrtulatios to Angelina and Brad! But just saw Brad's personals ID on milllionaires personals site """""W e a l t h y R o m a n c e. co m"""""" yesterday. It seems he can't wait to date new girl when his wife prepares to get birth to twins.

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I meant to say: As soon as I saw that smug "Look at me, St. Angelina the Earth Mother, please forget that I used to be a heroin shooting, everyone fucking, knife wedling, blood wearing freak just a few short years ago. I'm a saint!!" look on her face I felt dirty for having cared.

Nice job copying Celebslam. You almost had the exact wording. From WAY earlier this morning:

". . . if you want to see pictures of what pretty much every newborn looks like — times two."

http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/angelina-jolie-twins-pics/

Those babies look almost perfect. All they need is a nice big dose of heparin.

The picture of her daughter holding the new baby is SO CUTE, I CAN"T STAND IT!!!!

That would be sort of funny if it wasn't even their babies that they were holding...

Hmmm .... they look just like anyone elses babys. Nothing special. Their mom is still more man than dad

I thought they were gonna include pictures at the time of conception... the empty bottles of wine... the scenes of gorgeous row upon row of romantically lit candles... the first fours attempts that ended in her face and ass being spackled... her prepping herself with a 12" rubber black cock... what a fucking rip off.

awwwwwwww!!! They are so cute!!! Too bad they wouldn't give some of the money to me for charity... hey, I just need 1 million to set me up for life!

And the magazine will recoop the money within hours of hitting the shelves....thanks to all the suckers who live to see how they live!!! Bwhahahahaaa....of course they are charging for every single shot anyone else uses....they are People Magazine, for God's sake....

I want to see pictures of her other twins.

@ 9 - AWESOME.

@ 9 - AWESOME.

Obviously they care more about the baby on her left arm. They're completely ignoring the other baby with the I-just-took-a-shit smile on its face.

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Beautiful family!

http://TheCeelsit.com

http://NycCelebs.com

lmao @ 21.

i still heart Brangie.

That's fantastic. Can you show me some boobie shots now?

Attention! Attention! If you find yourself caring about this, even just a tiny lil bit.... do all of humanity a favor and jam a fucking fork all the way into your eye. Do it. Now.

umm they really arent that extrodinary or that cute. Shiloh is gorgeous but those twins are nothing special. Just another set of test tube twins.lol.

Let's make bets: Are they thinking "we love our babies!" or "we're gonna look GREAT in this picture!"

First Reality TV and now the Celebrity Baby Boom. God, could the trends get any more boring? Fuck domestication.

I cringe in anticipation of just how insufferable this next crop of celebrity spawn is going to be when they all hit their teens.

First Reality TV and now the Celebrity Baby Boom. God, could the trends get any more boring? Fuck domestication.

I cringe in anticipation of just how insufferable this next crop of celebrity spawn is going to be when they all hit their teens.

^6 is right!!!

whats so cool about these two "blobs" as she once said?

Kids are C average in looks...baldish and shitting yellow crap. Now the fact that the newbies get to pull on Mom's nips for an hour per day is a plus for them. Just thinking about it makes my panties go tight BOING !!!!!

get that hootenanny gown off! does any woman even wear that kind of thing? the pic is ridiculously posed.

I'm happy for the parents. All babies look squished up until they reach about 8 weeks old and their faces start to take on unique shapes. Until then, they are still just tired from the move.

I have twins who are almost 5. I really hope these two get some 'nanny help' with 6 kids under eight, or their relationship is doomed.

Shiloh is an absolute doll. Her brother and sister should hope to be so genetically blessed.

Shiloh is a doll-baby. Whatever else you think about Brad and Angie, that kid is a cutie!!!

they are absolutely beautiful.... i really don't care much about either of them or what they're doing and their lies... in their Hello article, they said they didn't conceive the twins thru IVF.... yea fucking right... the odds that it happeend natural are slim to none... i just hate these stupid ass hypocrites lying about shit... and then these dumb ass magazines each paying $14 million for pictures of babies that look like every other fucking baby in the world? there's a war out in the world.... there are so much other important shit to worry about other than some superficial hypocritical people lying about how they conceived their twins... enough is enough

i'm happy they have their children and they're all healthy and happy... but stop the lies and a;; the BS... i find it hard to believe that these 2 would "donate" $28 million to a charity they way they spend money like it's nothing
whatever though... but their twins are beautiful.... just like every other newborn baby

The babies are so cute. This family is so good. I love it.

Ugh. These two make me sick to my stomach.

Like one of my very good friends says;

"You need a license to fish, a license to hunt, and a license to own a gun--but you don't need a license to have kids."

It makes me cringe to think of what sort of problems they might have once those poor kids are all grown up.
What a pity.

Cute couple. They appear to be happy. But I saw his personal ID on wealthy men personals site """""""""W e a l t h y L o v e s.co m""""""""" yesterday. What is he looking for on that site? Looking for sugarbabe?

I like this take on the story:
http://grrlplanet.com/2008/08/04/just-saying/

mr.overrated star and Miss Big lips should GET MARRIED but are you sick and tired of them?

too cute. i like the smile on the babies face.

holy christ, they did something that Billions of other people have done before them...who gives a shit?

The family look so adorable.!

They are the best.
God bless all of them!

What's offensive is the way they put the "Shiloh's Little Sister" bubble up there, the same way they do articles about "Shiloh's World" etc.... conveniently forgetting that Zahara was Angelina's daughter before Shiloh was ever conceived. I can understand if people are fascinated by the combination of genes of the World's Sexiest People, but ignoring the black kid in favor of her white sister is really, really wrong. I'm surprised Brad and Angelina allowed pictures that showcase her with that sort of favoritism.

Hopefully SIDS will take both of them within a week of returning home.

"What's offensive is the way they put the "Shiloh's Little Sister" bubble up there, the same way they do articles about "Shiloh's World" etc.... conveniently forgetting that Zahara was Angelina's daughter before Shiloh was ever conceived."

It's "People" magazine, not "Jet".

#45 - veggi - i can't stand brangelina but you are a vile disgusting excuse of a person for even suggesting such a thing.

WOW, I sincerely hope these three kids are dumb..like fence post dumb as unless the laws of physics applies to genetics( positive + positive = negative or Rumor Willis) Future generations are screwed and boy so are the adopted siblings. The three biological kids are stunning and the other two end up looking like Jackie Chan and Whoopi Goldberg.... FUN FUN times in that house for their teens years !!

they probably are just random babies from the infirmary. the Chosen Ones are at home under the eagle eye watch of 5 nannies and 17 security guards. sweeet!!

with all of the celeb infant spawn (the next generation of actors/models and other professions that give much money for fun, glamorous work) good luck to all you wanna be actors and actresses etc. from nowhere'sville backgrounds- tough act to compete with, the "my mommy and daddy are so and so flock." guess it's always been like that to some extent anyway, but the future looks COCKBLOCKED to the tilt.

Wow, #45 poster. I sincerely hope that karma doesn't come back to you and you don't ever have to experience SIDS with your own child or family members child, or friend's child. But guess what - Karma does work it's way. I feel bad for you already.

Hey peasandcarrots--Karma is not supposed to be used to frickin threaten people, you loser! And that santimonious " I feel sorry for you" is really disgusting. Go back to hour rock, will ya?

I really never understood this "baby album" bullshit. All babies look the same. Like, exactly the same. If you lined up all the recent celebrity babies who came from two white parents you wouldn't be able to tell whose were whose.

Yeah! Two more guaranteed attractive people have entered the world.

Now just wait 18 years for the next Blockbuster film and hope that the child star syndrome doesn't get them first.

Shiloh is adorable.

We'll have to see about the two new test tube blobs.

Ok, so what's the big fucking deal? Those babies look like two bald baby rats and People paid out millions just to see THEM? White people are so fucking stupid at times.

These babies are one of God's newest creations. Give them a break. I don't' agree with making money off of babies in this way, but they are still so innocent.

Ok, so what's the big fucking deal? Those babies look like two bald baby rats and People paid out millions just to see THEM? White people are so fucking stupid at times.

good for them. I for one wouldn't pay I dime to see any kids... people are really delusional and fascinated by the weirdest things. I can tell angelina is trying very hard to pass as a decent human being; now , maybe she will succeed. Poor brad is sure ready for the retirement home - really.

#2 STFU asshole

Congratulations to Brad & Angelia and your adorable twins!

Oh please, you're congratulating them on a blog they'll never read (I doubt both of them are literate anyway).

Let us not forget: IN FUCKING VITRO.

These two are the biggest cunts on the planet. I'll pray for spontaneous baby combustion.

Who cares about the two hypocritical losers? Let's donate 1 million and purchase a 70 million dollar castle!

To be Brad Pitt’s woman and have in vitro fertilization should be considered a federal crime.
When Taylor Kitsch and I make our babies, we *surely* won’t be skipping the funniest bits. :)
Shiloh is a cutie.

Why the fuck do the stupid magazine pay them all that money , who gives a shit about her babies knowing that she pop them out is not going to make
the world a better place , lives are not goin to change , now if they do give all that money away but thet wont all that cash is in their swiss bank account now

Anyone notice how the baby is smiling? Seems overly Photoshopped.

Or evil.

Anyone notice how the baby is smiling? Seems overly Photoshopped.

Or evil.

You have to admit that Angelina is one hot mama and her and Brad DO make beautiful babies...

EXACTLY # 62 Thank GOD someone else gets it.

These hypocrites are the greediest loosers on the planet. Check out their multiple palatial mansions.

http://www.people.com/people/gallery/0,,20216355,00.html

EXACTLY # 62 Thank GOD someone else gets it.

These hypocrites are the greediest loosers on the planet. Check out their multiple palatial mansions.

http://www.people.com/people/gallery/0,,20216355,00.html

How much VILE Venom and envy of you dorks! Why so much hate for fucks sake!
Couple is adorable, they share their little gladmess with the world. Make money - they said it would go to charity -can you fucking read, idiots?

I adore Angelina!!! I would adopt all your babies myself!!!! They ALL are adorable....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Im so happy for them.

How much VILE Venom and envy of you dorks! Why so much hate for fucks sake!
Couple is adorable, they share their little gladmess with the world. Make money - they said it would go to charity -can you fucking read, idiots?

I adore Angelina!!! I would adopt all your babies myself!!!! They ALL are adorable....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Im so happy for them.

TWO MONEY-MACHINES, brad?
YEP angelina, LET'S MAKE A FEW MORE!!

So Brangelina finally cashed in on their gossip empire... smart move

#65 Babies often smile like that especially when they are sleeping.

Those are Johnny Knoxvilles spawn, or maybe Party Boy Chris Pontius. Whoever they spewed forth from, they seem as ugly as most babies.

Wow! You people are even sicker than I was lead to believe.

Cute babies. Totally pretentious and insufferable parents.

Shiloh is the most gorgeous baby I have ever seen (she looks like her daddy!!!), even cuter than my own two, I am sorry to say!

I LOVE this couple and am so happy they are so much in love they are actually glowing! Thank GOD Brad had the sense to say "Buh-bye" to the Self-Absorbed, Bleached-Bitch and a huge welcome to the GORGEOUS Gentle-Spirited Earth-Mother!

A fan of both before they were together---
Jennifer A has a big nose and is always depressed. Even a nose job and a psychiatrist after Brad's departure hasn't changed a thing!!!

People who don't like Brad and Angelina are jealous.
They are both beautiful, fun, smart and kind.

Do you not like them because...
you are depressed with Jennifer?
Have nothing to do but watch Friends re-runs all day?
Have wild frizzy hair with a big nose? And a boob job didn't even help?
Keep all of your money to yourself and hate charity?
Hate your mom or dad or yourself or all of the above?

There is no reason to hate people who give money and time to others.
There is no reason to make fun of these innocent children.

The couple is sexy and the kids are cute.
They are a family and seem happy. And if they aren't it's not our business anyway. Looking forward to more kids and more hot, steamy movies like Mr. and Mrs. Smith!

ooh.
And Roseanne Barr sucks!!!!
And eats.
Eats alot.
Alot of food.
She's gross and disgusting and no one cares what she has to say.
She must be out of money and trying to support her eating habits.

The only way that anyone would pay her is for her to make ugly comments about people. She even blogged that she is being requested on certain TV shows....like as if she won't ask for money!! Will she give the money to Charity or eat it??

Don't call her.....she will just eat all the money up in groceries.
And then we will have to watch more of her horrid plastic surgeries!!!
She's starting to look like Elizabeth Taylor. They must have the same surgeon. IF the TV stations feed her....her next surgery will result in an overweight Michael Jackson Horror (he shares one of Liz's surgeons).
Then, we can tell her to BEAT IT!!
But, she will probably eat it. Again!!

i think Angelina is awesome.
and she looks great!!!