Aug 11 2008Angelina Jolie to endorse a presidential candidate, world waits with bated breath, I eat a sandwich
First, the world waited to see the first photos of Angelina Jolie's newborn twins. Now, we wait to see who she'll endorse to be President of the United States. My God, how much power does this woman have? How do we know her breasts aren't intergalactic weapons of doom that will conquer us all? You don't see Hannity & Colmes tackling that issue. For the record, I volunteer myself to investigate. Wilshire & Washington reports:
"I have not decided on a candidate," Jolie says, "I am waiting to see the commitments they will make on issues like international justice, refugees and how to address the needs of children in crisis around the world."
Unlike many other celebrity endorsements, Jolie's carries the weight and influence of her extensive humanitarian work around the world, as the goodwill ambassador for the United Nations High Commissioner for Refugees. Her statement was an indication that she would be open to choosing a candidate.
Yeah, all that stuff. But who is Angelina leaning towards? Turns out it's a toss-up:
In June, when Entertainment Weekly asked her whether she talked politics with Clint Eastwood, a longtime Republican, on the set of the upcoming movie, "The Changeling," she said, "Actually, we don't disagree as much as you'd think. I think people assume I'm a Democrat. But I'm registered independent and I'm still undecided. So I'm looking at McCain as well as Obama."
To put things into perspective: Angelina Jolie's father Jon Voight wrote an op-ed piece for the Washington Times essentially claiming Barack Obama would turn America into Louis Farrakhan Land and enslave the white race. So, for all you political junkies out there, look for Angelina to endorse whichever candidate has a firm stance on kicking your old man down the stairs when he forgets his pills. (Psst. Probably not McCain.)

Reader Comments
1. Que - August 11, 2008 12:47 PM
Que ridiculous!
2. mikups - August 11, 2008 12:47 PM
FIRST!
3. JJ - August 11, 2008 12:52 PM
She'll endorse Vladimir Putin
4. sixpack - August 11, 2008 12:54 PM
Hopefully it's not McCain or Obama.
Oh, wait...that's all we got? Oy vey.
5. RichPort - August 11, 2008 12:54 PM
It's ok Ang... just let the smack decide... as usual... in which case, she'll vote for Afghanistan.
6. Eric - August 11, 2008 12:54 PM
lmao@Jon Voight and his '89 LeBaron. Obama's just a very talented public speaker, on stage at a lucky moment, for him. He's completely hollow inside. There's zero chance he'd stick to any beliefs or plans (he flip-flops every week now). He's not even sure he's black.
7. whatever - August 11, 2008 12:54 PM
She has only adopted those kids from other countries and worked with the U.N to get people to forget all the immoral crap she has done in the past. She has the morals of a crack smoking, murderous, athiest whore. Why is her opinion worth anything? Her kids will turn out to be crap too. Brad has lost all of my respect too.
8. ramalamadingdong - August 11, 2008 1:03 PM
#6 - you are right. unfortunately, the blacks in this country do not realize that. they are going to vote for him only because he's black. do you really think they pay attention to the issues?? no. i guess they think that he'll save them from their oppression. cry me a river.
9. Rachel - August 11, 2008 1:05 PM
I bet McCain's campaign can't wait for Angie to endorse Obama, hopefully on camera, so they can add it to their "celebrity" ads mocking him. Obama does a terrible job trying to hide how much his huge ego is stroked by this type of thing. I can't believe McCain is going to win, but he is. Hillary would have been up at least 15 points by now.
10. Rant - August 11, 2008 1:07 PM
This bitch needs to get over herself, and the rest of the world that looks up to her need to live their own life. Time to stop living vicariously through this nut job, and her once respected husband.
11. emmyem - August 11, 2008 1:08 PM
Yipes! Look at her HANDS! It's like the deal she made with the Dark One didn't completely keep her looking "lovely" forever. Old Scratch must have distracted Miss Jolie for a moment, right when she was signing her contract. She did not read the part that said "Except for your HANDS, they will look more hideous and veiny with EACH CHILD YOU ADOPT".
Angie thought she could trick The Beastmaster by signing the contract using an old vlle of BILLY BOBB THORNTON'S blood. But I mean, come on, he's Satan! He switched the viles back.
And she'll back McCain, because............oh, who CARES who she backs?
Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
12. Ted from LA - August 11, 2008 1:12 PM
How many people does it take to get a woman into a fucking car? Anyone who can't decide between McCain and Obama is a fucking moron who doesn't deserve the right to vote. Anyone who chooses McCain over Obama, and is not disgustingly wealthy, is an even bigger fucking moron.
13. Sam - August 11, 2008 1:13 PM
Did you see the size of those tits!!!
14. Ted from LA - August 11, 2008 1:14 PM
It's a shame that her BillyBob tattoo seems to be fading.
15. Famous Plastic - August 11, 2008 1:15 PM
She'll endorse Obama. Obviously.
16. nicole richie - August 11, 2008 1:16 PM
Anyone who chooses Obama has their head stuck up their ass and likes being reamed
17. HankTheDwarf - August 11, 2008 1:17 PM
What's up with that huge vein?
18. my comment - August 11, 2008 1:19 PM
If you can't tell the difference between McCain and Obama, just stay the hell out of politics.
go McCain!
19. Chelle - August 11, 2008 1:19 PM
Does she know that Barack Obama is one of only two senators who voted AGAINST a ban on partial-birth abortions -- with provisions, he prudently adds, to protect the health of the mother. But since partial birth abortions are performed on viable infants who could live outside the womb, it's hard to see why the babies would need to be aborted to protect the mother's health. There's this other recent procedure called a CAESARIAN SECTION that brings a live baby into the world, which is presumably what Angelina wants.
For those of you who don't know, a partial-birth abortion is where a healthy, living infant is delivered through the vagina until the back of its head is exposed to the doctor's view. The doctor then pierces the back of the baby's skull at the nape of the neck with a scalpel, gives the scalpel a few turns to cut the baby's brain matter up, then uses suction to remove the brain matter and collapse the skull for an easier delivery.
Remember, this procedure is done on infants who are developed enough to live outside the womb.
Yet Barack Obama voted to keep this barbaric procedure LEGAL. His actual Senate vote was "present," but remember that he could have just as easily voted no, or better still, yes. "Present" is a vote that allows senators to not take a stand on an issue that is a political minefield that might come back to bite them later, but it doesn't fool anyone. "Present " and "no" mean the same thing.
In addition to this, Michelle Obama sent out a campaign fundraising letter in February 2004 calling partial-birth abortion "a legitimate medical procedure that should be protected."
Barack and Michelle Obama are parents.
Angie, I don't know how you feel about McCain -- I'm lukewarm on him, myself -- but I do know that a vote for him is a vote against Obama and that's a stand I'm willing to take. If you love kids the way you appear to, then cast your vote against Obama.
20. Rant - August 11, 2008 1:20 PM
Another thing, a celebrity endorsement is not worth shit. A celebrity will endorse a democrat. It is all PR grandstanding. Once they are inside that private both they are voting Republican.
21. clif - August 11, 2008 1:20 PM
question is: will she adopt John Edwards' "love child"?
22. Matthew - August 11, 2008 1:22 PM
hey miss big-lips you and mr.overrated star should do one thing GET MARRIED!
23. Tipper2 - August 11, 2008 1:26 PM
Bob Barr. She going to endorse Bob Barr!
24. woodhorse - August 11, 2008 1:29 PM
I endorse Mr. T. I see a whole bunch of fools above me that need to be pitied.
25. Clem - August 11, 2008 1:30 PM
Regardless of whether she indorses McBush or Obama if people vote based on how other people who play dress-up for a living vote then it's a sad state of affairs.
May as well flip a coin and make a decision.
26. Sell Porn Make Money - August 11, 2008 1:31 PM
I endorse her boobies for Pres and VP, and I will be secretary of rubbing pudding all over them and then licking clean. Rinse, Repeat!
27. yay Politics - August 11, 2008 1:37 PM
So, I was gonna make a snarky ass comment about Obama, maybe one about McCain and then I read what #19 wrote in it's entirety.
They're right (mostly. Not all of them CAN live outside the womb. That's a five month old fetus and that baby would have SERIOUS mental issues.).
That said? Partial birth abortions are still abortions and they should REMAIN that way because a woman has a right to choose as long as she wants, basically.
Is it sick? You bet. Is it my choice to make for her? The government? Nope.
That's the way it is.
28. gerard Vandenberg - August 11, 2008 1:39 PM
Her only fucking power is the power to controle mister SOFT-DICK himself,
brat PIT!!
29. Stan - August 11, 2008 1:41 PM
re: you'd have to be an "idiot" to vote for McCain...yeah, who in their right mind wouldn't choose Obama instead? Much higher taxes, a huge increase in bureaucracy, militant Islamic groups (as well as our European allies) who assume that the U.S. won't use military force again anytime soon - and act accordingly, an administration that wanders around aimless and ineffectively in between much-praised eloquent speeches by the President (which are about as mutually consistent as his two consecutive Rev. Wright speech), and gets consistently out-maneuvered by the vastly more politically experienced and skilled opposition. Who could possibly pass up that?
30. Porch Monkey - August 11, 2008 1:46 PM
Hey, #19 Chelle, what the hell are you talking about? Gobbledegook if you ask me.
You should be more concerned about Obama and his like invading the "WHITEhouse". They'll be parking their cars on the lawn, having big booty contests out by the pool and throwing their used up Newports on the carpet.
Drinking 40's, gang tats, well you get the picture.
Vote McCain, if you want no real change.
Out!
31. Shep - August 11, 2008 1:50 PM
Endorse the least corrupted of the two........ don't know which one that is? Me neither. Oh I know, endorse the one who isn't backed by oil companies....... oh wait they both are, hmmmmmmmmmm it's a toughy then. Maybe Eeny, meeny, miny, moe?
32. BombHollywood - August 11, 2008 1:51 PM
Vote Quimby
33. Correct #27 - August 11, 2008 1:51 PM
That's what I love about you guys in the US, you just don't have a clue about your own country. The Republican presidency led to the following things:
- The economy is in a horrible condition ...
- The situation around Hurricane Kathrina was handled disastrously ...
- You are stuck in two wars ... And everything you were told about the Iraq war and why you had to go in there was pretty much a lie ...
- Oil price up to 4$ (remember when Bush said that would never happen? Thx Youtube)
- Your government is cutting down your civil rights ...
- Taxes for the richest 0.5% are going down, Bush's buddies are happy to see that
- Contracts for rebuilding Iraq were given mainly to companies that had Cheney & friends once on their payroll ... And the best part about that: Your government pays for example Halliburton 1 Billion Dollar, they outsource that and have effective costs of around 1 Million Dollar. Tax money well spent, gentlemen!
That list could go on and on and on ...
34. Gianmarco - August 11, 2008 1:51 PM
Who gives a damn who this puke and her husband endorse wake up she makes a living pretending she is something she's not. I personally will vote for MCcain over some ego maniac who believes his own bullshit ,I live in his district and he hasn't done one damn thing for us in Illinois.His wife is one cocky bitch my older brother teaches at The university she works at,she is one to talk.
35. FIST - August 11, 2008 1:52 PM
If McCain is president it will be the end of America. He is a geriatric gas bag and big oil's bitch. Obama's not great but he is infinitely better than McCain.
36. RichPort - August 11, 2008 1:52 PM
#19 - They should have pioneered that procedure with you.
37. superstar - August 11, 2008 1:52 PM
how can anyone think she's pretty?!
38. emmyem - August 11, 2008 1:53 PM
# 27. You are right on. Plus, my comment up there was kinda funny, and I kept politics OUT of it. Sort of. WHO CARES WHO SHE ENDORSES! GHEESH!
39. Phil - August 11, 2008 1:55 PM
Obama's going to lose for the same reason that this site exists: Americans resent having prepackaged "stars" held up for worship. Obama has done only a little more than Dan Quayle did by the time he became vice president. But, he's (half) black (not the half that stayed home and raised him...but, cmon, what do you expect), very well-spoken, and the absolute darling of the media. Forget any other poll numbers, the only one that counts is the fairness poll - a very large proportion of Americans believe that the media has endorsed Obama and is trying to help him with the election (and a microscopic number feel that McCain gets better press than he deserves). One word: backlash. The leading edge hit this summer, with Obama unable to open up a big lead on McCain despite absolutely everything going his way and against McCain. Wait until people are really paying attention after Labor Day, and Obama smirks his way through some debate answers...and McCain talks about not being slick or gifted but having to EARN everything he's accomplished in his life. Game over.
40. RichPort - August 11, 2008 1:57 PM
#33 - You may be right, but your worship of a monarchy negates your opinion.
41. zug - August 11, 2008 1:59 PM
Gee, Liberal actor... wonder who she is going to endorse.....
You can bet she is an Obama -Licker.
42. emmyem - August 11, 2008 1:59 PM
#36 Good one. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Really!
43. veggi - August 11, 2008 2:02 PM
Personally I'm waiting to decide until Obama picks his VP, since that's who will be President if Obama wins (and then gets MLK'd shortly after the Inauguration).
44. Haha, now it's #29 - August 11, 2008 2:03 PM
re: you'd have to be an "idiot" to vote for McCain...yeah, who in their right mind wouldn't choose Obama instead? Much higher taxes, a huge increase in bureaucracy, militant Islamic groups (as well as our European allies) who assume that the U.S. won't use military force again anytime soon - and act accordingly, an administration that wanders around aimless and ineffectively in between much-praised eloquent speeches by the President (which are about as mutually consistent as his two consecutive Rev. Wright speech), and gets consistently out-maneuvered by the vastly more politically experienced and skilled opposition. Who could possibly pass up that?
Well, about the higher taxes:
- Have you ever been to Europe? I live here ... Our highways are in best shape, everybody has health insurance, we dont' have hoboes on the street, the education is a lot better: All in all, our living standards are around twice as high as in the USA. You get something for your taxes! If you dont understand that, you are an idiot. What you should care about is how your government uses your taxes. As I posted before they use it at the moment in the wrong way ... How much are u spending on the Iraq War per month? 5 Billion? 10 Billion? 20 Billion?
About the burecraucy:
- Well, funny things about the Republicans: They hate the government until they have all the power ... Bush extended the bureaucracy like no one before, just look at the new Department for Homeland Security.
About the Islamic groups:
- Hm, strange thing: Republican in the office and 9/11 happens ... That seems to be a plan that works!
About ineffective government:
- Haha, I remember how one department totally screwed up when Katrina happened
And last but not least, Mr Wright:
He said, America should be damned for what it does. And he's right. I love it when you come up with your "What would Jesus do?" Well, would he kill innocent people in Iraq? Would he leave kids without education? Would he leave the rich guys with all the money instead of sharing it (taxes)? Would he shout his friend in the face while hunting ducks?
I love it that you think you are god's chosen nation. Not only that it is already idiotic to believe in a god, it's even better to think that he loves you most! You know who does that as well? Islamic groups :D ... They attack you because they think their God wants that.
45. mer - August 11, 2008 2:03 PM
WHO CARES?
46. harkin - August 11, 2008 2:04 PM
Re: Mr Voight's Op-Ed that you characterize as 'essentially claiming Barack Obama would turn America into Louis Farrakhan Land and enslave the white race'.
This is the only part of said piece where I can see him mentioning race:
"Barack Obama has grown up with the teaching of very angry, militant white and black people.
Please refrain from resorting to untrue smears to get your political shilling done.
Thanks!
47. FCS - August 11, 2008 2:06 PM
#29 "militant Islamic groups (as well as our European allies) who assume that the U.S. won't use military force again anytime soon "
You know who else would probably be in favour of that? The guys doing the actuall fighting.You know the guys dying because of dumb fucks like yourself who somehow think invading random countries is somehow going to make the US safer. Fuck we could be celebrating victory in Afganistan right now if it wasn't for Iraq. The military is stretched to the limit and you assholes talk about "using military force any time soon". Bring back the draft then we'll see how eager everybody is about using military force in the future. Real easy to make policy using other peoples lives.
48. #40 that time - August 11, 2008 2:07 PM
Well, how come you think I worship a king? I am not English ...
49. #40 that time - August 11, 2008 2:07 PM
Well, how come you think I worship a king? I am not English ...
50. Boobsy McGee - August 11, 2008 2:11 PM
#2 KILL YOURSELF!!!
51. Vote McCain - August 11, 2008 2:11 PM
Hell 8 trillion in debt and being essentially owned by China (by the way, they are getting stronger by the day and are uh inherently better organized than us) and the middle east is not that bad a thing. I mean if you are like rich and all. If not than you would have to be either a brain-washed religious wack nut (Judeo-Christian) or a war mongeror who has no concern for the country's future. I am ok with this. This is a somewhat free country. Just not for much longer.
Anyway vote for McCain for some more awesome war that we will go deeper into debt and inflict the next generation with as a hideous burden and uh never be able to retire and I am not sure where all these 60 plus year old fucks are gonna get jobs when they won't be able to retire. Not to mention as oil gets more expensive food will be next. So we will be leaner soon.
I guess somehow this is all a good thing.
Heil Hitler or whatever fascist dirtbag is in charge
52. Bill Clinton - August 11, 2008 2:11 PM
What a stupid cunt!
FUCK THE CHILDREN!
She just uses them for a paycheck!
53. my comment - August 11, 2008 2:12 PM
Name ONE thing that Obama has accomplished. Just one...
He's an empty suit and an over-hyped speaker with a paper-thin resume and and underlying hatred of America.
54. coffeebean - August 11, 2008 2:13 PM
If Obama wins you can bet the first three things that he will change are:
1 Replace the CIA with Al-Qaeda
2. Replace the Secret Service with the Black Panthers
3. Replace the picture of George Wahington in the Oval Office with some velvet art of a cheetah.
55. Jumpin_ - August 11, 2008 2:16 PM
Oh please, Ron Paul, PLEASE let it be Ron Paul...
56. Biff - August 11, 2008 2:18 PM
The election depends on Bush. If he tries to improve his legacy at the last minute, he'll increase diplomatic negotiations, withdraw significant troops from Iraq, and push hard on economic and energy initiatives. That'll screw McCain. But if he wants McCain to win, all he has to do is pull out troops from the wrong places in Iraq, triggering a huge uptick in violence and killings and chaos there, and then start fucking around with the "terrorism threat level" back here in the U.S. That'll throw the election to McCain, hands down.
I'm guessing Bush goes with option #1. He wants a non-terrible legacy, and he really hates McCain.
57. Well #53 - August 11, 2008 2:20 PM
Obama decided to go back to Chicage to help the community around there instead of making a hell a lot of money as a lawyer ... I think that's one thing he has accomplished.
But I guess you prefer somebody like Bush, who doged going to Vietnam ... Or you messed up your whole country ... Gotta love you Americans!
58. Juanita Lemmon - August 11, 2008 2:20 PM
I say she votes for Paris! :)
59. Clem - August 11, 2008 2:26 PM
Ask yourself - would I vote the way I did in 2000 and 2004 if I knew then what I knew now?
- Would anyone vote to create the biggest ever national deficit from a comfortable surplus?
- Would anyone vote for corporations not to pay tax and for the rich to play way less tax than the other 99.5%
- Would we vote to allow corporations to make our domestic and foreign diplomacy decisions?
- Would we vote so that the US$ could lose almost half it's value?
- Would we vote for $4 gas, the recession, the housing crunch disaster, the outsourcing of millions of jobs? I think not.
I'm not saying the dems are right but the grass couldn't be any less green could it?
It seems we are not very good at voting and given the amount of damage we do on the world stage I think we should open the decision to the rest of the world.
60. Bill Clinton - August 11, 2008 2:27 PM
oBama went back to Chicago to make millions associating himself with domestic terrorists, racist preachers and civic leaders and corrupt felonies slumlords from libya.
He has made tens of millions on the only thing he has ever accomplished, two books on his favorite subject. Himself.
He is a pathetic narcissist, and a danger to this country and the Western way of life!
61. rough daddy - August 11, 2008 2:30 PM
are you kidding me how did this chick becomes mother theresa all of a sudden? if she can her image around so can the bimbos,,,you know the usual suspects...
62. my comment - August 11, 2008 2:30 PM
# 57
Oh? Obama 'HELPED' his district?
Take a look at a helicopter view of Obama's 'community' that he 'helped.'
http://directorblue.blogspot.com/2008/08/mr-obamas-neighborhood.html
Obama has accomplished NOTHING except to exacerbate race relations in the US with his racist preacher.
63. Bill Clinton - August 11, 2008 2:36 PM
Clem you are an Idiot!
The wealthiest 2% of Americans pay 96% of all federal and state taxes.
Big corporations like Exxon pay 49 cents of every dollar earned to the federal government while making 7-8 cents in profit.
For six years oil and gas prices remained stable and debt was being reduced.
This all changed when pelosi and reid took over the houses doubling the price of energy, and reducing employment while raising the deficit!
Bush announced he would lift the executive ban on offshore drilling and oil IMMEDIATELY fell 22 dollars and now is at 113 a barrel down from 147.
Read a newspaper you fucking twit!
reference USTB.
64. Henry Kissinger - August 11, 2008 2:40 PM
Yeah, that's what a president is for: to bring justice to the world, help non-US refugees, and stop poor people from having babies in Mozambique.
In his free time, he gets to deal with less important things like the USA.
Yet another pathetic example of Hollywood tits and teeth thinking that they have brains as well.
Angelina, I have some advice for you: take your clothes off and make your money - because your marketability ends the day those beauties start to sag. I've seen opossums with more gravitas and emotion than "Mrs. Smith..."
...but none with nicer boobs.
65. RichPort - August 11, 2008 2:43 PM
#63 - "The wealthiest 2% of Americans pay 96% of all federal and state taxes."
So... what's it like to ride a unicorn to Pixieland? I hear they're horny (shrugs shoulders)...
66. pat - August 11, 2008 2:45 PM
It would barely qualify as news if she HAD picked a candidate. Announcing that she hasn't decided is the epitome of non-news to me. Has Lindsay Lohan picked a candidate? If not, shouldn't that be just as newsworthy as Angelina not having picked one?
If Angelina hasn't decided tomorow, will it be in the news again? After all, it will be just as important tomorrow as it is today.
67. T-Bone - August 11, 2008 2:46 PM
I'll believe she's an independent when I see her vote for McCain. Otherwise, she's just another Hollywood Dumbocrat.
68. nicole richie - August 11, 2008 2:49 PM
Vote Obama for slave reparations. They still haven't got their 40 acres and a mule, only hundreds of billions in welfare checks.
69. rob roy - August 11, 2008 2:51 PM
Vote for the one who isn't back by Big Welfare. Do you want Jesse Jackson, Piss Daddy, and Louis Farrakhan in the White House? Don't let these scumbags take your money to help the welfare queens breed like cockroaches
70. Caroline - August 11, 2008 3:04 PM
In response to #44: LMAO you lying cunt!
-" Have you ever been to Europe? I live here ... Our highways are in best shape, everybody has health insurance, we dont' have hoboes on the street, the education is a lot better: All in all, our living standards are around twice as high as in the USA. " No HOBOS on the streets? Europe is full of Hobos! Not only are the streets of Europe strew with garbage and hobos, but the average European resembles a hobo with a home. The best education system? lool Is that why Americans Universities, along with two English universities (who do not consider themselves European), rank as the best of the best in the world? You do have medical coverage, but we have the best system in the world, if one can afford it.
"He said, America should be damned for what it does. And he's right. I love it when you come up with your "What would Jesus do?" Well, would he kill innocent people in Iraq? Would he leave kids without education? Would he leave the rich guys with all the money instead of sharing it (taxes)? Would he shout his friend in the face while hunting ducks?" Wasn't this atrocity started by Europeans? I believe Iraqis were first killed by Europeans, along with just about every other Arab, Muslim, Asian, Black and South American.
"I love it that you think you are god's chosen nation. Not only that it is already idiotic to believe in a god, it's even better to think that he loves you most! You know who does that as well? Islamic groups :D ... They attack you because they think their God wants that." Ignorant comment about Muslims, clearly, like most Europeans, you know nothing about Islam, and ignorant comment about America- clearly, you know nothing about American and take everything at face value, as an idiotic simpleton such as yourself is expected to perceive things.
As to your comments about race, let's not even go there. Not in a million years would the provincial, barbaric Europeans even entertain the possibility of voting for a Black or part Black person. After all, it was not long ago that you were roasting Jews in ovens :) and yes, most Europeans were in on this.
71. Sky - August 11, 2008 3:08 PM
Who cares who this heroin-addict supports? Both candidates suck and it is quite shocking that a nation such as ours chose these two at such a momentous period in our history. It is time to retool our government, who seem more interested in investing overseas than in this country.
72. Alex - August 11, 2008 3:13 PM
That's probably the first thing I can think of that fits what I could really give two shits about.
73. Bill Clinton - August 11, 2008 3:15 PM
Rob Roy,
Thats funny because oBama's a porch monkey!
74. Mary - August 11, 2008 3:17 PM
@44: Take your provincial head out of your smelly barbaric ass and start analyzing your filthy history & reality objectively. Now what part of Europe are you from? Despite the fact that Europeans are once again imitating Americans and essentially duplicating our system , as they have always done with everything, including those highways you boast of, it still remains a dirty, dingy 'continent' that no one will seriously think of as a United States of Europe, but as the saying goes: imitation is the best form of flattery :) too bad you're an ungrateful scumbag. Comical too is your need to accommodate Eastern Europe, a mass of Hobos and barbarism, in order not to become extinct. P.S. Have you ever visited France? I believe that is the country in which THE HOBO made his debut :)
75. well - August 11, 2008 3:41 PM
Nope, there are no hobos .... I guess that's my judgement since I leave here and you don't. About the education: How much do you have to pay to get into Harvard per semester? 50'000$? How much for an average college? 20'000$? Here in Switzerland, you pay 500$ per year and our University is ranked number 27. Not so bad if you ask me, since we are paying 1/100 ...
Well, you know, around here we think it's barbaric just to let somebody die simply because he cannot afford health care ... But you stick to that idea, it's what Jesus would do!
Yeah, Europe has a bloody histroy, and I think it's a point by itself that you half to come up with the crusades to back up your arguments :D ... We are living in the 21th century, that's what counts.
Yep, every European is a Nazi, you got it. Especially England, Franche, Poland, Netherlands, Belgium, Switzerland and so on ...
And to #74: We are duplicating you? How?
76. Paolo Maldini - August 11, 2008 3:49 PM
This chick is so irrelevant. Who cares who she votes for. She is a rich celebrity who pretends to care about poor people all while doing things to line her own pockets. Nothing worse then someone who openly despises Capitalism yet tries be one. People who truly care do it behind the scenes and without attention.
I am a capitalist and proud to be one. I am thankful oil companies are willing to invest to find the oil so I can drive my BMW 7 series. I hope they make all the money they can. We can actually invest in these companies if we want. Take their profits and it is the people who pay. There are other industries where the profit margin is much higher. If we dont like what they charge, we either dont pay it or use less. If the demand is there, and it is at $4 a gallon, then that is the market. The price would go down if Democrats wanted to drill. Ill bet they want to drill after Obama gets elected. Keep the prices high now and blame Bush. Now that is caring.
For everyone else who says the economy is bad, I wonder what kind of vacations you take, the clothes your kids have, and how big your TVs are. We live in the most prosperous times in history. The only people whose life has not improved are lazy Democrats who will always be poor because they expect the government to take care of them and despite this they continue to vote Democrat. If Bush was not in office, we would be facing a lot more terrorist attacks on home soil. War isnt a video game and despite the mistakes, we are winning even if Democrats wants us to lose.
Angie just drinks the liberal cool aid like everyone else who thinks it is cool because the media has tried to make it that way. Im not a McCain guy, but Id vote for him over Obama anyday.
77. peggy-o - August 11, 2008 3:56 PM
#75
switzerland isn't the land of nazi's-but they sure took the gold fillings the nazi's collected from the millions of jews they gassed. you are hardly the moral authority...
78. Uwant Data? - August 11, 2008 3:56 PM
Top 2% don't pay 98% of the income taxes: they only pay 50%.
But they DO pay 50%. That data can be found all over the internet (google "who pays taxes" or something like that).
Top 10% of wage earners pay >70% of the total income tax haul.
The bottom 50%? Less than 3%.
Dude, if you're not grossing >$40,000 these days you basically don't pay income taxes.
It's time to call "tax cuts for people making less than $50,000/year" what they really are: WELFARE. You can't cut zero taxes any lower - you can only redistribute other people's money, Comrade.
79. my comment - August 11, 2008 4:00 PM
#75 World War 2 and the holocaust wasn't THAT long ago.
By the way, how are those 'no go zones' in Europe coming along?
Or the weekly, car-b-ques in Paris? hmmm??
80. Lola - August 11, 2008 4:12 PM
Fuck Angeli-ck-a-cock-Cunt.... What I really want to know is, "Fish, how was your sandwich?"
81. dsjkld - August 11, 2008 4:30 PM
I might be wrong, but wasnt 9/11 during Bush's presidency?
82. my comment - August 11, 2008 4:35 PM
#81
and the first attack on the WTC in '93 was during Clinton's. What's your point?
83. Lola - August 11, 2008 4:36 PM
To #44
Ok so everything you were writing about was sounding all good and educated and shit until you start talking about believeing in God and calling that idiocity. It's obvious you went to school and didn't drop out like most of us Americans, cuz your vocabulary is up there. Either that or you're taking your time looking up words on a dictionary. And motha-fucker, fuck you talking shit about America. If we're so horrible, why are alot of Europeans coming here to the US? Please take back your idiots Beckhams and the rest of your trash. You stole Madonna from us and we're NOT taking her back either.
Dumb fuck. All the free insurance yet you bastards have horrible teeth and drink tea all fucking day. Focus on your own country and leave unknown territory alone
84. Gianmarco - August 11, 2008 5:05 PM
To #44 You are a complete piece of shit if it wasn't for us Americans you Euro trash would be doing the goose step and saying Heil Hitler, we saved your pussy asses in two world wars, I
85. To #84 - August 11, 2008 5:10 PM
Hey yu stupid unlearned asshole who the fuck do you think funded Hitler? It is truly a pity how ignorant and easily fooled the average human really is.
I bet you stayed tuned to Fox Network for all your propaganda too, right?
Ahh the world sure is simple being on the side of the Theocrats!!!!!
God Bless you Retards.
86. sharpeidude - August 11, 2008 5:15 PM
She will endorse a head of cabbage. OOPS! We've already had a head of cabbage the last 7+ years. Maybe time for an ear of corn????
87. NY Ted - August 11, 2008 5:15 PM
I hear she is going to put 100% of her support behind Paris Hilton...!!!
88. shels - August 11, 2008 5:27 PM
Gas prices went down because Pelosi forced Bush to stop buying up oil to stock our Strategic Reserves last month. Once he stopped paying these fucking inflated prices, the price went down $20. Offshore drilling wouldn't lower prices for TEN YEARS, dumbass.
89. Gianmarco - August 11, 2008 5:53 PM
To #85 Eat shit you fucking liberal puke oh so we funded Hitler where did you growup asshole ,and no I dont listen to Fox or any other media trash, I read my history and several newspapers both pro and con to make my decesions you ignorant jerk,And yes I support my country whether right or wrong. If you can't handle it move to Europe if your not already living there.
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90. GREG - August 11, 2008 6:20 PM
What intelligent, thoughtful comments AGAIN rapping Angelina. I thought we were talking about voting in this election. I don't think there is anything to consider whom
anyone else is voting for but I'm surprised at her reticence,
too. Anyway, ugly, profane, off point language and stupid attacks on her, hardly lends to d of any sort, whatsoever.But the name "Superficial" titling this article, certainly covers most of you and your venom.
91. Ann - August 11, 2008 6:51 PM
keep it superficial and don't bother with the politics. Makes the dumbasses crawl proudly and loudly out of their holes.
92. Bill Clinton - August 11, 2008 7:14 PM
88 Dumbass,
After the house voted to stop filling reserve NOTHING happened. That was two months ago.
In the 5 days following Bushs' announcement oil dropped 22 bucks.
If pelosi would allow a vote on offshore drilling it would go down another 30-40 dollars immediately! Within days!
We would have $2.00 gasoline.
And we could be getting millions more barrels per day of more oil in two or three years. Tops! Anwar would take longer 4-8 years.
It would not take 10 years dems just make that shit up!
93. 'Frank' from 16th floor - August 11, 2008 7:26 PM
So Bill Clinton - having any problems with freefall collapse speed - that type of thing ?
94. Cliff Notes - August 11, 2008 7:32 PM
Hey Bill - I see your link is related to an Israeli story questioning Obama's birth certificate.
Any comments on this link ?
95. Bill Clinton - August 11, 2008 7:48 PM
#94, Mr. Notes
Sorry forgot that was there.
I just thought it was hilarious!
96. Cliff Notes - August 11, 2008 7:54 PM
israelinsider
"As Obama stonewalls on uncertified birth certificate, official doubts mount".
You can't make this stuff up !
(I did not have sex with that woman)
How stupid etc..think... Americans are ?
97. BaconRain - August 11, 2008 7:55 PM
Wow I just found out the US apparently funded Hitler. I wasn't even aware he needed funding. The things you can learn on the Superficial are amazing.
The Black Plague? CIA plot. big time.
98. FCS - August 11, 2008 8:00 PM
Geez I throw bring back the draft out there and not one peep out of the Bushcain lovers out there. Typical pussies, then again if you prponents of illegal war as a foriegn policy had any balls you would have enlisted already.
99. Cliff Notes - August 11, 2008 8:03 PM
I think you need a third party down there.
The two there now seem happy invading smaller countries at random.
Government of the people, for the people, by the people, as long as you have 500 mil to a billion cash to run your campaign.
I'm having a bit of a disconnect here.
100. JungleRed - August 11, 2008 8:15 PM
@85
Hey Swissboy,
Merck, Bayer, and many other European companies funded Hitler. Most of them continue to exist and profit. American companies are also culpable. But it was ultimately the people of Europe who allowed the rise of fascism.
Be careful of comparing Switzerland to the US. One of our countrymen Orson Welles once noted, "In Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love, they had 500 years of democracy and peace. And what did they produce? The cuckoo clock."
Switzerland owes its stability to being a mercenary state, initially mercenaries of war, later of financial institutions. We enjoy your chocolate. Please enjoy our computers, internet, telephone, airplane, blue jeans, movies, music, lightbulbs, polio vaccine, sewing machine, refrigerator, oil well, motor cycle, contraceptive pill, nuclear power, moon landing, and all the other advances either pioneered by us or made better and more available through American ingenuity and entrepreneurship.
You're welcome.
101. 'Frank' from 16th floor - August 11, 2008 8:26 PM
Well #100
You seem like real 'intellectual'.
Having any problems with 'free fall collapse speed trough undamaged steel structure.
Newton.
Gravity.
That type of thing.
If any questions feel free to query the hundreds of 'building pros' at this link.
102. Cliff Notes - August 11, 2008 8:34 PM
(Shhh....this is like shooting pigs in a barrel 'Frank')
(Frank' from 16th floor : Shhh....I'm a vegetarian Cliff.)
{Cliff Notes : Oh.)
103. Batgirl - August 11, 2008 8:55 PM
11. I thought the same thing re. her hands...
they will look like madonnas soon...
those are the hands only a trucker lookin' for a handjob could love :'(
104. j - August 11, 2008 9:08 PM
My early Xmas wish is that Jolie and Bonno dissapear from the face of the planet.
105. polly Pureheart - August 11, 2008 9:09 PM
Who gives two chocolately shits about this dumb bitch.
http://wtcctr.blogspot.com
106. polly Pureheart - August 11, 2008 9:09 PM
Who gives two chocolately shits about this dumb bitch.
http://wtcctr.blogspot.com
107. Swissboy - August 11, 2008 9:12 PM
I actually couldn't care less what two generations before me had done or hadn't done ... Bush is president right now and he got elected by the American people (well, maybe he wasn't elected in 2000, but who cares?).
Producing masterminds is simply a numbers game. More people, more masterminds. And by the way, nowadays is Switzerland one of the most innovative countries in the world, we actually have to be. We are too small for big industry, all we can offer is brain power. If one of your NASA-Rockets is off to Mars, you can be sure that some parts have been developed in Swiss labs.
And I prefer our brotherly love ... Of course, it's got to be cool when you have 2 million of your citizens in prison and more than 10'000 murders a year, but it's still not really my cup of tea.
We enjoy your internet? The one that was developed at CERN, in Switerzland?
Do you enjoy our watches that brought back the Apollo 13 crew? The telephone, invented by Bell, was actually Scottish and only for 2 years on US soil before creating the telephone. Nuclear power? European scientist ... As you can see: Giving a country credit for making inventions is a pretty silly thing to do.
108. lori - August 11, 2008 9:12 PM
She'll pick McCain. Her dad's a raging Republipuke, and a lot of his asshole qualities have rubbed off on her. Besides, look at the two of them..they look too stupid and full of themselves to know much about what either one of the candidates stand for. Wait a minute. I could be talking about the majority of the American public here.
109. qwerty - August 11, 2008 9:16 PM
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that is all
110. Binky - August 11, 2008 9:51 PM
#108 Unfortunately I think you're right Lori.
111. Rose - August 11, 2008 9:55 PM
Wow~~ a hot discussion there! Anyway, she is a talent actress. Many fans of her are busy talking about this at Richromances.com where celebrities connect! So amazing!
112. Binky - August 11, 2008 9:57 PM
Thanks for that Rose. I think I'll check it out.
113. Mama Pinkus - August 11, 2008 10:13 PM
As she ages, Ms. Jolie seems to be turning into bondage queen Betty Paige
114. Brad Pitt - August 11, 2008 10:42 PM
107 Swissboy
> We enjoy your internet? The one that was developed at CERN, in Switerzland?
> (snip)
> As you can see: Giving a country credit for making inventions is a pretty
> silly thing to do.
You swiss animals didn't invent the internet...
...Al Gore did.
115. Mike Oxbhig - August 11, 2008 10:43 PM
@99 FCS...
So your concern is what?...Innocent American lives?..You mean the ones who signed up for the job (military)?..or the tens of thousands of innocent Americans that are killed every year by illegal aliens?..you know, from drunk driving, murders and assaults (12 Americans are murdered every day by illegal aliens...that’s more than 21,900 murders by illegal aliens since September 11, 2001)? or how about the 1 million sexual assaults committed by illegals? Does that bother you?
How about this you fucking cock garage...worry about the innocent Americans, not those of us that signed up for the job and knew (and hoped) wed be out sniping terrorists and killing the fucking cavemen in the middle east.
We dont need your pacifistic, white guilt ridden ass speaking for us.
116. Ted from LA - August 11, 2008 11:26 PM
Hi Binky!
117. Ted from LA - August 11, 2008 11:27 PM
Inside job?
118. Binky - August 11, 2008 11:36 PM
I think it could be Ted.
119. cinnamon - August 11, 2008 11:56 PM
I am SO tired of these two attention-seeking, kid-collecting, trendy-hollywood-twins-having, rich-as-crap-donate-some-and-get-called-philanthropists, adulterous, pretentious nobodys. Go away, please. The world has far greater things to ponder than your latest big-headed babies or adoptee du jour. Soon they'll break up and Angelina will become the next Mia Farrow and Brad Pitt will spotted in nightclubs doing cocaine with 25 year olds.
120. don't listen to this squaking whore - August 12, 2008 8:58 AM
I have very low expectations of this fake worthless bitch, but the fact that she has to think about it suggests that she is even worse a human beig than I ever imagined. If she votes McCain she is proving once and for all that this entire little sharade she's being carrying on is just that; a sharade.
These two turds claim to be humaitarains who care OH SO MUCH about third world poverty whilst living in a 70 million dolllar chateau in France, owning at least 7 multi million dollar homes, two airplaines and more hugely expensive uneccessary shit than the world's largest shopping centre.
Even though she is a hypocritical whore who lived a life that was the exact opposite of her little baby collecting life I did believe that somewhere deep deep down this morbid veiny bitch did care a tiny bit about the world, but the fact that she has to think about it suggests that she really is a rich republican spoiled little brat who is as much a humanitarian as Paris Hilton is a virgin.
P.S.Look at Shitt Pitt's face here, he looks completely weirded out by her snake veins. The sad thing is there are people who will base their decision on what the fakers say. Why the world admires the actor who plays a firefighter more than the real life firefighter is fucking beyond me, but it sure explains why the world is such a fucked up shithole.
LOL @ 11. That is truth personified. One can only hope #119.
121. V - August 12, 2008 12:38 PM
How about these 2 douchebags crawl back under their french rocks where they belong.
Since when does role-playing/acting underscore a great intellect?
Brad Pitt is a fairy....Angelina is a slutdog.
122. neil - August 12, 2008 12:58 PM
120. don't listen to this squaking whore - August 12, 2008 8:58 AM
,,,the world is such a fucked up shithole.....
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So, who is so negative, so cynical, so full of themselves; who is contributing to making the world such a fucked up shithole? Do you people ever read what you write? Look up, irony, for a clue.
123. you are here - August 12, 2008 2:03 PM
122. Douch you have NO idea what a person does or how they live their life from one comment. Scroll up and check what fucking website you're on, everyone has the right to vent a little, especially when it comes to these fake worthless loosers, who influence millions of half wits to believe that a charitable life means living in mansions and being a giant whore consumer, poluting the world world with greed and consumption while throwing a few crumbs at charities (and don't go believing it's anything more than crumbs, because it isn't, no matter what is said).
These idiots are paid MILLIONS to play make believe, it's fucking nauseating, no one should have that kind of money, especially turds who don't even save lives for a living. Even the most positive person can get a little pissed off at the state of things. It's unhealthy to bottle it up, so vent, let it out, and then get back to leading a good life and working for important causes.
124. elle - August 12, 2008 2:46 PM
OMG, her hands!!!
125. elle - August 12, 2008 2:46 PM
OMG, her hands!!!
126. she sux - August 12, 2008 2:52 PM
Angie is disgusting!
'Nuff said...
127. WOW OMG!!! - August 13, 2008 3:44 AM
her opinion doesn't mean crap to me, but here's a hint: OBAMA
128. stingrae - August 13, 2008 12:37 PM
I hate when people say there's no choice other then McCain or Obama! You watch too much TV. There are other choices and they GOOD choices too. Chuck Baldwin from the Constitution party and BOB BARR from the Libertarian party are two other candidates that are running, not to mention a few others. Seriously... look them up, read about them. Make an informed decision... don't let the media pick for you. Which one am I voting for???? Which ever one RON PAUL endorses that's who. I could always just Ron Paul's name in too. Many options here people! Vote for who you WANT to win, not who you THINK can win. A vote for the lesser of two evils is STILL a vote for evil. I'd rather vote for someone whom I like and agree with and have him lose then to vote for someone I don't like at all and have him WIN. Don't be a sheep. Obama and McCain are the same, both very bad for our country. If you want real change you'll go with someone else.
129. Narcissist - August 13, 2008 6:39 PM
The Cryptkeeper looks GOOOOOD...not.
@128 - do they still have that thing Ralph Nader mentioned? Have a McCain and an Obama both vote for an indie type, so a new party will be brought in? (Your vote would have no impact on which of the lesser of two evils wins. The votes would just help bring in another option at the next election.)
130. Tiredofthebs - August 14, 2008 12:40 PM
Tell Angelina to smile, look pretty and STFU.
Nobody CARES who she is endorsing.
131. Tiredofthebs - August 14, 2008 12:40 PM
Tell Angelina to smile, look pretty and STFU.
Nobody CARES who she is endorsing.