Jul 3 2008Tila Tequila's reality show finale treated as a non-scripted event
One of the more humorous elements of my job (besides Spencer Pratt's face) is when reality shows are reported as if the shit happening on them is real. In this case, Kristy Morgan (above) who "won" this season's A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila but turned down Tila on the finale. People caught up with Kristy to find out why she chose not to date a fake bisexual. It's called a script, folks:
“I really went with what my heart said,” Morgan said. “Sometimes you date people, and then it’s not always the happy ending.” Morgan, who is bisexual, said she was “emotionally unstable” living away from friends and family and in a house full of lesbians and straight men. “It helped me learn what type of woman I want to be, [but] I started to emotionally break down,” she said.
Meanwhile, Tila Tequila is feigning rage on her website and unleashed some angry leprechaun poetry while telling MTV where to dump the pile of cash for a third season:
Thunderfuck my mouth is shut. Been a while, feel like a cunt.
Can't wait for this drama to pass.
Oh the joy.....fuck you. My ass.
Live a lie.
Tell my mind.
Over soon. I can't deny.
You will all soon see, the truth in my eyes.
Smile on my face, the loving embrace....but instead I'll punch you in the face.
For a long time coming....I let you touch me....now that it's over bitch....You better start running.
Pent up inside....telling these lies....this has gone too far.....the world will soon die.
Only 1 more day. To feel this way. Tomorrow I smile....brings another day!
Back to myself. Nobody else. Fuck all this bullshit. I'm back to myself. Yes. Thank the fuck God.
Wow. That's quite a verbose entry for someone who has to hop from key to key.
Photos: INFdaily.com
Reader Comments
1. Frank - July 3, 2008 9:01 AM
Stupid Tequila bitch deserved it anyway. haha
2. Hydro1974 - July 3, 2008 9:01 AM
That could be the funniest fucking "poem" I've ever read. Tila Tequila - you're awesome.
Do her legs get tired when she types? I can just see the beads of leprechan sweat forming as she misspells her name.
3. swexy - July 3, 2008 9:02 AM
first!
4. Angry Beaver - July 3, 2008 9:05 AM
The only "shot" she got was the pearl necklace given to her by her agent, the show's handlers, the director, the camera crew, the guy who brings in donuts and coffee and the bum sleeping in the alley behind the lot. I keep waiting for her to ask someone on the show for 5 dollars before she loves them long time.
5. wet newspaper - July 3, 2008 9:08 AM
Wow. That lady is really yucky looking. And she has a red neck.... literally. I definitely would NOT hit it. Not even with a wet newspaper.
6. mixedmartialartvideos.com - July 3, 2008 9:10 AM
too bad i missed the show
7. toolboy - July 3, 2008 9:16 AM
Keep aray from my Rucky Charms!!!
8. numbers - July 3, 2008 9:18 AM
eighth
9. rebecc - July 3, 2008 9:19 AM
WHY IS HER NECK SO RED
10. JimmyBachaFungool - July 3, 2008 9:20 AM
(yawn)
11. Stephen - July 3, 2008 9:25 AM
you crack me up man; no matter how shitty the day is starting out, you get me laughing right into my cornflakes. And my wife thinks I only come to this website to look at all the pictures of hot women in bikinis.
12. z - July 3, 2008 9:27 AM
one fairy die if you don't believe tila's a bi
13. Deacon Jones - July 3, 2008 9:33 AM
She looks like Meliissa Etheridge with 3 foot hair extensions
TO ZE GAS CHAMBA!!!
14. jrz - July 3, 2008 9:40 AM
Shh...if you listen very carefully, you can hear Wiliam Shakespeare rolling over in his grave.
15. Is Wicca right for you? - July 3, 2008 9:41 AM
TipToeChick did a new video on youtube. I'm surprised they let her run it for 12 minutes and 51 seconds.
16. Frist gets really mad at TipToeChick - July 3, 2008 9:45 AM
This is the answer to TipToeChick's bar trick. Frist doesn't like TipToeChick; I made Frist watch TipToeChick's bar trick question about a week ago and Frist never bothered to figure it out, so I decided to post this in order to annoy Frist some more!
Yay for annoying Frist! : D
17. gerard Vandenberg - July 3, 2008 9:46 AM
This tala kitila finds definitely work as a FULL TIME PROSTITUTE!!
18. wet newspaper - July 3, 2008 9:48 AM
@ 9 - Because she's a redneck? HAHA
19. Sportsdvl - July 3, 2008 9:56 AM
She wins the award for best looking lesbian of 2008.
20. theloglady - July 3, 2008 10:00 AM
THUNDER-FUCK!!
21. yodolayheehoo - July 3, 2008 10:10 AM
oh Sportsdvl...I have to disagree with that. :( sadness. Tila Tequila may be the grossest lesbian EVER. and like Superfish says...she's a freakin leprechaun...ugh. Now Portia de Rossi...now that lesbian...oh sweet jesus...yes please. :)
22. nikkfa - July 3, 2008 10:16 AM
she is really sexy, isn't she?
23. nikkfa - July 3, 2008 10:21 AM
my space.com
24. nikkfa - July 3, 2008 10:23 AM
www.myspace.com
25. Sunny - July 3, 2008 10:44 AM
She is pretty and sexy. I think I will love her. LOL. Every time I sign in to the celeb club R I C H L O V I N G.C O M, I can see many new topics talking about her. She has created a nice profile for seeking a great man for hook ups.
26. Your Fat Mom - July 3, 2008 11:08 AM
She looks like one of those white trash bitches from Arizona or New Mexico who try to switch up and act all "in the know" once they get to Los Angeles, but then when their brother comes to visit he wears flannel shirts and listens to Limp Bizkit.
Yeah, so she's pretty much a worthless skank.
Tila Tequila is an asian worthless skank, so the white worthless skank probably didn't want the bitchy attitude of self-entitlement when she could get the same thing from a woman whose pussy doesn't smell as much.
27. Albi, The racist Dragon - July 3, 2008 11:10 AM
Fuck Whitman, Poe and Alighieri........Tila should be appointed Poet Laureate.
Me so horny.
28. Bigheadmike - July 3, 2008 11:15 AM
She blond is quite ugly...
Breasts look good but the face has got to go!
29. mimi - July 3, 2008 11:22 AM
OLD FISH NEWS... I mean OLD NEWS FISH!
Kristy Morgan turned Tila down so she would have a clean slate for...
DUN DUN DUN DUN
A SHOT AT LOVE #3
Do they think we are ALL stupid?
30. Corlyss - July 3, 2008 11:49 AM
Angsty teen poetry ftl.
31. Maggie - July 3, 2008 11:58 AM
That was fucking amazing, she like.. totally expressed what's been in my heart. She's a master wordsmith.
32. mar.mar - July 3, 2008 12:03 PM
29# yah dude!
they prob told morgan shed get an extra 1000 to dump her.....
"tila you told me to be true to myself andi if i take this key im not being true to myself"
taking extra money was being true to mtv yay
33. tp - July 3, 2008 12:18 PM
Thunderfuck?!?!???? What the hell does Thunderfuck mean?? She's so fucking worthless. And that blonde bitch his hideous.
34. Seriously... - July 3, 2008 12:20 PM
What did she win? Sterilization? A mouth full of shotgun?
Please, God, let it be a mouth full of shotgun...
*crosses fingers*
35. Erica - July 3, 2008 1:34 PM
The guy was slightly attractive.
36. wtf. - July 3, 2008 1:43 PM
if bo won... i would give the show a chance.. but... i read this spoiler a MONTH ago, and it held up true. this show is bullshit. why is tila, publicly, angry now, a month later?!
37. justifiable - July 3, 2008 1:51 PM
Dear Jesus, my one prayer for the future is that Tila Tequila will fall hopelessly in lust with Heidi Montag and blow away Spencer Pratt with a 12-gauge in order to have her. Then they both die in a murder-suicide pact. Really, Jesus, is that to much to ask for?
38. Tila's ginormous head - July 3, 2008 2:01 PM
HAHAHAHA #7....thats fucking classic. Tila needs to go back to her native midget land and frolick with all the other Leprechauns. Oh, and #37 I second that!!!
39. wow - July 3, 2008 3:28 PM
Holy shit. That was the most senseless, ill-constructed, useless, crude shit i've ever read.
Who actually is buying into the show? I have a terrible feeling that there will be a season 3... and 4. And... oh god kill me.
40. wtf - July 3, 2008 3:52 PM
SOMEONE INTRODUCE HER TO AMY WINEHOUSE!!! That would surely be a Gruesome Twosome of EPIC proportions and a definite ratings winner.
41. douchebag Mcgee - July 3, 2008 6:20 PM
I don't care what anyone says.
I'd bang the VD out of tila, if i ever got the chance.
And yes, my sperm can even cure cancer.
42. Flavio - July 3, 2008 6:47 PM
that girls actually pretty hot, at least in the breast dept. I'd much rather put stick it between her boobs than stick it in any of Tila's orifices...
43. Racer X - July 3, 2008 7:19 PM
She looks like Memphis Monroe.
/for reals
44. Dizzy - July 3, 2008 10:07 PM
I second # 34-
PLEASE.... let it be a mouthful of shotgun!
45. Roxinater - July 3, 2008 10:51 PM
Makes you wonder how she types capital letters.
46. Humanwreckage - July 3, 2008 11:13 PM
Well, considering Tila's a fake bisexual...it's no wonder this thing won. She looks like a 50 year old post-op tranny with dollar store hair extentions, the worst fake tan I've ever seen, and the poise of a horny male gorilla. Hot. If I had a penis it would be begging me to put it out of it's misery.
47. omgwtf - July 4, 2008 4:12 AM
Is she a Lindsay Lohan impersonator?
48. Steffen - July 4, 2008 5:29 AM
She is pretty and sexy. I think I will love her. LOL. Every time I sign in to the celeb club R I C H L O V I N G.C O M, I can see many new topics talking about her. She has created a nice profile for seeking a great man for hook ups.
49. the thompson - July 4, 2008 11:05 AM
Wow... Tila can rhyme face with... uh... FACE! She's so talented
50. devilsrain - July 4, 2008 12:34 PM
I guess you have to give the whore some credit, she is on tv and we are talking about her. Of course that doesnt change the fact that she is an ugly asian whore with breast implants. I forgot, talentless. (unless you count blowjobs as a talent, which i guess you could)
51. Pete - July 4, 2008 1:38 PM
Kristy Morgan works at an adult establishment in NJ under the name Tina. She is usually there 2-3 days a week every two weeks.
52. sigh - July 4, 2008 3:38 PM
PLEASE PLEASE BAN Steffen !!!
This is not a link add site and thats all the tool does. Link to other sites. Just ban these advertisement dudes its really not needed.
53. Jessica - July 4, 2008 8:43 PM
Her boobies look bigger than usual.
54. NastyBedazzler - July 4, 2008 8:57 PM
Hahaha that poem was fucking awesome.
I hope she writes more, perhaps a novel would do her justice?
55. justifiable - July 5, 2008 8:54 PM
#54 Now you did it. "Thunderfuck thank the fuck God." will be on the shelves in about 2 months. Hope you're happy.
56. jennifer - July 5, 2008 9:43 PM
tila tequilla im sorry u didn't find luv but dumb girl luv was right in front of u bo was so in luv with u he got hurt for ur ass and at the end u rejected him. and as they say charmas a bitch. u should have chosen him and now ur heart broken. lol! thats the funniest shit i've ever seen, but have a good time finding love for the what 3rd time.
57. Steffen the junk jiggler - July 5, 2008 10:11 PM
Phuck you #52! I can post whatever I want.
She is pretty, sexy and a total skank, like all the other bitches. I think I will hump and pump her. LOL. Every time I sign in to the celeb club B I T C H P O R K I N G.C O M, I can see many new topics talking about her. She has created a nice profile for pulling a train in a dumpster.
Now all you mindless donkey dong sucking sheep click my link.
58. mimee - July 6, 2008 10:51 PM
OMG. I love tila. Shes Not fake. But u know what is? go to this link and look at kristy, shes totally phototshopped. and tila is 4'11 . not 2 inches tall.
59. mimee - July 6, 2008 10:51 PM
OMG. I love tila. Shes Not fake. But u know what is? go to this link and look at kristy, shes totally phototshopped. and tila is 4'11 . not 2 inches tall.
60. Gretchen Weiners - July 10, 2008 12:35 AM
ugh tila looks like a giant bug. terminix anyone?
61. Enterprise - October 19, 2008 6:07 PM
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