Jul 18 2008Samantha Ronson's starting to freak me out, is Lindsay Lohan done being a lesbian yet?
Lindsay Lohan attended the Sephora 10 Years of Gorgeous event last night to watch her girlfriend Samantha Ronson deejay. Anybody else starting to get really creeped out by this relationship? It almost seems like Samantha is a gargoyle that hangs on Lindsay and wards of predators with her fangs and leathery wings. And by predators I mean anyone with a penis. KA-KAW! KA-KAW! Wait, bat-women don't make that sound. PEW! PEW! PEW! Much better.
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1. Bill Braski - July 18, 2008 4:47 PM
First!!! LiLo is a hot lesbinian
2. Bill Braski - July 18, 2008 4:47 PM
First!!! LiLo is a hot lesbinian
3. shannon - July 18, 2008 4:48 PM
ick.
ick ick ick.
that is one ugly man.
BUT... britney's looking better than ever right there in the green!
4. Ted from LA - July 18, 2008 4:48 PM
Is that a chick or a dude in the hat? Nevermind. I just realized I don't give a shit one way or the other.
5. BigJim - July 18, 2008 4:50 PM
LL is trying to beat all her addictions at once: booze, blow, and cock.
She's not a "for real" carpet muncher. It's just like a methadone kinda thing to get her through cock withdrawal.
6. Ted Mosby - July 18, 2008 4:50 PM
She appears to be channeling Stan Laurel.
I can't see LiLo being a rug muncher. A rug munchee, yes.
7. J - July 18, 2008 4:50 PM
Why the fuck does Lezlo think that's the way to get out of a fucking car? She's just ASKING for upskirt photos! SLUTTT
8. sheana - July 18, 2008 4:51 PM
LMFAO shannon........... good one
9. ggggggg - July 18, 2008 4:51 PM
LiLO looks coked out
10. sara - July 18, 2008 4:53 PM
she looks.. weird in these photos.. i can't decide if she looks drugged, or old, or what it is.
11. Cash907 - July 18, 2008 4:53 PM
Jesus titty fucking Christ, she looks like an L Word Cliche`. I know quite a few lesbians, and even the bullest of the bull dykes don't have that crappy of fashion sense.
Lindsay, honey, please for the love of God... you're making Paris Hilton's dating standards look high in comparison.
12. granada - July 18, 2008 4:55 PM
From the way she's been looking lately, these pictures are a huge improvement. It's too bad about that outfit....
13. Greasy Weezel - July 18, 2008 4:59 PM
That ugly bitch has to have an amazing tongue!
14. Veggi's Vagina - July 18, 2008 5:02 PM
Blech. As a straight guy, I think I'd rather toss the salad of Thai lady boy than dive into that manly vagina.
15. Sell Porn Make Money - July 18, 2008 5:04 PM
She is an ugly thing... but I would tolerate her in a threesome with me and Lindsay... all long as she sits at the bottom of the bed while I go to town on LiLo and she doesn't mind me using her as a pushoff device.
16. steve - July 18, 2008 5:04 PM
Lindsay's not drinking and driving, she's not attacking people, she's not passing out in public. Let her suck her Ronson in peace.
17. BigJim - July 18, 2008 5:09 PM
Once upon a time.
Very long ago.
I thought LL was hot and I wanted to fuck her.
I was quite masochistic back then.
I've grown out of it.
I treat myself much better now.
I cut myself.
18. Ted from LA - July 18, 2008 5:15 PM
#17,
Didn't you cut LeRoy Brown too?
19. lloyd johnson - July 18, 2008 5:23 PM
I didn't know lindsay was going with joel/benji madden.
20. uh-huh - July 18, 2008 5:25 PM
Why does it always seem that Sam is wanting to get away from Lindsey...I mean, LiLo is always grabbing Sam's hand, and kissing her neck, and the Samster always looks so annoyed...or maybe that's just her face?!
21. JJ Daddy-O - July 18, 2008 5:26 PM
SR has a serious Uncle-Fester-Throwing-Up-Gang-Sign vibe going on in that picture.
22. dude_on - July 18, 2008 5:37 PM
I think it is great that LiLo is now officially playing for the other team. It isn't like she is some great loss to any known male fantasy. I wish her many years of strap-on love with that scrawny wannabe penis-envying bull skank.
23. alisa - July 18, 2008 5:40 PM
god lindsay is so pretty and that dyke is not............... not even a goodlooking dyke........... just ugly........ but yeah yeah yeah looks arent everything..
24. rough daddy - July 18, 2008 5:40 PM
she has a new kind of crowd now right? cause ive certainly lost interest,,,it aint the same no more....
25. Joshonce' Knowles - July 18, 2008 5:42 PM
#17...
Nicely done. Somewhat limmerick-ish in nature.
It immediately inspired me to write a little poem of sorts:
*ahem*
"It's a little bit funny...
this feeling inside....
I'm not one of those who can...
easily hide...
I don't have much money...but...
boy if I did...
I'd buy a big house where...
we both could live.
If I was a sculptor...
but then again, no
Or a man who makes potions in a travelling show...
I know it's not much but it's the best I can do
My gift is my song and this one's for you.
And you can tell everybody this is your song
It may be quite simple but now that it's done
I hope you don't mind.
I hope you don't mind
that I put down in words....
How wonderful life is while you're in the world."
26. rough daddy - July 18, 2008 5:46 PM
something tells me theres a fisting party somewhere with these four...
27. Jimmy Norton - July 18, 2008 5:47 PM
They look like those white dirty cunt Yuppies that live in Williamsburg, Brooklyn.
28. majek - July 18, 2008 5:52 PM
I just want to know.... is that hat the new "plaid" for lesbian girls? first the "girlfriend" is wearing it, then Lohan is wearing one too.... even hetero couples know better than to dress alike.
29. BW - July 18, 2008 5:57 PM
I thought LL was dating Pete Doherty when I first saw this. Looks like the same dude to me as in this picture: http://thesuperficial.com/2008/06/pete_doherty_thinks_hes_jesus.php
30. Jimbo - July 18, 2008 6:04 PM
It's impossible for me to believe that Ronson smells or tastes like anything except cigarettes and anus. Lindsay's last splooger must have had a serious urethral infection or something.
31. adeliza - July 18, 2008 6:05 PM
#7
"Lezlo".......that's great!
32. Kevin - July 18, 2008 6:08 PM
If you were a girl and Michael Lohan was your father, you'd give up the snake too.
33. WTB - July 18, 2008 6:11 PM
Waitaminute there, Superficial Writer...
..."STARTING" to freak you out?!
34. Cata - July 18, 2008 6:19 PM
BigJim
THAT WAS FRIGGIN' HILLARIOUS!!!!!
35. Joe C - July 18, 2008 6:37 PM
Is that ugly bitch throwing gang signs?
36. I dont care if I'm first - July 18, 2008 6:37 PM
Does that dike ever NOT wear that hat?
37. an_observer - July 18, 2008 6:56 PM
Her lips look so gross stuffed with all that collagen. Her hair is nasty too.
But U know she is loving this attention - look at her face, she's beaming.
38. *AGATHA* - July 18, 2008 7:02 PM
FUCKING HELL! when is that dude fixing her roots!
it is disgusting yellow and ugly, she should call the hairdresser of britney maybe she can fix her the bald look!) BBLLUUHHH
NEXT!
39. Kingsley Amis - July 18, 2008 7:12 PM
What's with the dog in the first picture, the one in the awful yellow sweater from the 80s? Didn't I get drunk and fuck her in my dorm? Cause I'd never fuck her sober.
40. CYNCYN - July 18, 2008 7:14 PM
yak!!!! does anyone can see they already have matching earings and matching tatoos with a star on lindsay´s hand? does this gilr is crazy or what?
samantha is sooooooooooooooo ugly!!! I could not belive this relationship until this last pictures witch show more than I could tought!
But to my opinion you american girls must need a lot of moral education, and much more of your parents attention, this is why because gilrs so cute like lindsay end up like this...... so shameful....
41. NARC - July 18, 2008 8:04 PM
Lindsay has really lost a lot of weight since she's been hanging around with dyke woman. I don't think Lindsay is with her for sex.
Good drugs: Crack, Ecstasy, Coke, LSD, maybe, whatever takes off the pounds you know. Lindsay looks really great now, it will be interesting to see how much she has shrunk by next month, my money is on that she'll look like she just came out of a Nazi prison camp.
42. no thanks - July 18, 2008 9:41 PM
#41. Thank you for noticing that the reason she looks different is the weight loss. It just annoys me immensely when people can't pick up things like that. Hmmmm she looks different I wonder why, her freckles look less stretched, what could have caused that??? HELLO.
Ronson was the bad influense that got Lilo all coked out in the first place and Lohan looks out of it, almost zombie like, and thinner gee I wonder what could be causing this. This shit went down a few years ago; fake unflattering blond hair, weight loss and drug addiction. C'mon Lohan the only thing you have done differently is parade your lover around town this time. Think of something new to entertain us, your fame is hanging on for dear life, boys don't like REAL lesbians and the real lesbians doubt your sincerity and girls aren;t jelous of you anymore because well you let that thing go down on you. Society, in terms of entertainment like lipstick lesbians and they don't like pretty girls getting with ugly people way below their league it ruins the shiny image (look at how Catherine Zeta Jones fell off the face of Holywood oh and she got old) so get a hot girlfriend, make a sex tape with her and then get arrested or pack your bags and take your one way ticket to Hasbeenville.
Sadly I'm not sure Lezzielo will ever date a hottie she has that "I have to be the hot one so I'll only date hideously ugly gremlin things" which is such an effin buzzkill.
Also note the rainbow dress, GAY PRIDE ANYONE?
43. she's always been a lesbian see here - July 18, 2008 9:48 PM
I don't know why everyone is making such a big deal about her being a lesbian like this is news to anyone, HELLO she's been a carpet muncher for years, she fucking dated Wilma Valderama very publicly for like two years and Wilma is the biggest bull dyke on the planet. I can't believe it's possible, but you actually traded down Lohan.
http://www.teenscenemag.com/photos/specialfeatures/wilmerlindsay.jpg
44. Jake - July 18, 2008 10:26 PM
I don't know if it's the lighting, camera angle, or what; but her face looks swollen in some of these pics. Like she was stung by a bunch of bees or something.
45. blugardenia - July 18, 2008 10:41 PM
Lindsay is starting to look cracked out again. Another round of rehab is on the horizon. Sigh.
46. lipsticklova - July 18, 2008 10:59 PM
The problem isn't whether or not Lilo is gay. The problem is that she has decided to throw a bunch of free PR (or is it?) to the talentless Ronson clan. Jesus, didn't we all think that Foreigner had crashed and burned decades ago? And yet that twat Mick Ronson produced not one but at least 4 lame-ass spawn last I heard. "Celebrity DJ"..."Celebrity Clothing Designer"..."Celebrity Producer"...God help us all.
47. PetermanRealityTour - July 18, 2008 11:30 PM
She looks like goddamn Winona Ryder in Beetlejuice. Only not as hot.
48. skinny blonde - July 19, 2008 12:28 AM
At least one of these photos is Photoshopped. Lilo's arm doesn't match up with her armpit and her hair stops and then starts again on her arm. What's up with that??
49. Your granny drawers - July 19, 2008 12:49 AM
This Samantha chick is another typical Hollywood lame ass DJ who spins top 40 bubble gum horse shit. For a bull MFing dyke she's alright looking but what's this gang symbol signing with her hands. Tool.
Real DJs spin drum n bass and house. Any fool can drop that sorry ass hip hop and r&b track playing that's not even mixed. Wanna hear the real shizit click my name bitches!
50. friendlyfires - July 19, 2008 3:42 AM
Such an unhot lesbian. Lohan's demon deejay makes baby jeejee cry. Wait, isn't the Lohan Catholic? Yes, call an exorcist, banish the demon deejay. Recite thirty three thousand four hundred and ninety two Hail Mary's and fiddle with ninety eighty pounds of rosaries and don't forget the incense. Yes, there will be blood, demon blood, TONIGHT!
AH, CHA-CHA-CHA-CHAAAAA!
51. Protoguy - July 19, 2008 5:29 AM
hate the hat
52. Narcissist - July 19, 2008 5:51 AM
Man, when Lohan looks for women uglier than her to make her look better, she doesn't fart around. If I see a crowd of gals, I generally rank by the least attractive one, to avoid unpleasantness.
These are the worst Ronson pics in weeks. She was vaguely cute in some of the earlier ones.
Are those just random celeb seekers in the main pic?
53. my comment - July 19, 2008 6:19 AM
27. you are correct. I remember when Williamsburg Brooklyn was a regular working class neighborhood, now it is brimming with filthy cunts like these.
54. S - July 19, 2008 6:21 AM
Those other girls are Samantha Ronson's sisters. Next to Lindsay is Samantha's half-sister Annabelle Dexter-Jones. Next to Samantha is her twin sister, Charlotte Ronson.
I love Lindsay's rainbow dress. Subtle, subtle. ;)
55. frank - July 19, 2008 9:04 AM
This cunt has major daddy issues.
56. toolboy - July 19, 2008 9:34 AM
Fuck I am tired of chicks wearing Bing Crosby's old hats and trying to "keep it real" by throwing a Peace or a gang sign in a photo. Was she in a sorority or the Bloods? Keep it real down on Crenshaw or the closest Martin Luther King Blvd you can find. Scurvy invested little stank ass bitch.
57. Village - July 19, 2008 11:45 AM
Samantha Ronson DOESN'T LIKE to have her picture taken, and her sister Charlotte dislikes it even more. Samantha is mad that her sister is being forced into this position. Samantha is really pretty when she smiles.
58. Kathleen - July 19, 2008 12:32 PM
That chick is SO weird.
59. daniel - July 19, 2008 12:35 PM
Go you girl. Look is not everything. You've got your advantage and made full use of it. That's of what part I like you. Listen, here is one site for you, 【W e a l t h y L o v e s.com】. You can meet the man you want, wealthy, young and sexy. The rumor says Charlie Sheen found his love on that site last May. Just take it. It's worthy of a shot.
60. gerard Vandenberg - July 19, 2008 1:20 PM
.......................SHE NEVER STARTED!!
61. PollyfromBoston - July 19, 2008 3:49 PM
People! We need to take a page out of LiLo's book and practice acceptence and tolerance. I am accepting Samantha Ronson as the ugly troll-like creature that she is. Remember Ugly People are people too. And Lindsay loves 'em naked with whipped cream all over.
62. steve - July 19, 2008 5:30 PM
something smells real fishy here lol!!!
63. Nathiest - July 19, 2008 6:44 PM
Fuck you, you homophobic bastard!!!
ok, ok ""bat-women don't make that sound. PEW! PEW! PEW! Much better."" was freaking hilarious!
Still, stop with all the LoRo haten!
64. Nate - July 19, 2008 6:46 PM
Agree with post #57
65. Katty - July 20, 2008 5:49 AM
Oh.no..It's a wrong relationship.Of my friend told me Samantha Ronson told the audience she can develop further with her "boyfriend" on the site named"""Millionaire4me.com""wow,it's so incredible!
66. Katty - July 20, 2008 5:49 AM
Oh.no..It's a wrong relationship.Of my friend told me Samantha Ronson told the audience she can develop further with her "boyfriend" on the site named"""Millionaire4me.com""wow,it's so incredible!
67. kRWLnG - July 20, 2008 4:10 PM
which 1 is charlotte ronson?
68. Unklejoe - July 20, 2008 5:35 PM
Damn i thought that one chick was a dude from one of those new faggy rock bands. As for Lindsay shes got some fine leggs and id eat her pussy all night long.
69. jess - July 20, 2008 7:21 PM
samantha freaked me out the first time i saw her with lindsay... lindsay can be a lesbian all she wants but with samantha?? gross. she can do better.
70. Tom - July 21, 2008 9:39 AM
At one time Samantha Ronson looked like this: http://www.musicremedy.com/photogallery/index.cfm?FuseAction=ShowPhotoWindow&Id=48
Drugs are bad, kids. Drugs are bad.
71. Joe Mama - July 21, 2008 10:21 AM
I bet they left that club lickety split.
72. A-1 - July 21, 2008 11:03 AM
Damn, do you think LL's dress is short enough?
I see Sam is still looking horribly manly.
Whose idea was it wear those stupid hats?
73. Asscrack - July 21, 2008 11:48 AM
Man that is one ugly dudelike chick, seriously women want to do her. I think I just hurled. bleeecchhh!!
74. HuckyDucky - July 21, 2008 11:51 AM
Laughing out loud at KA-KAW! KA-KAW! Hilarious.
Man, you can really tell the difference between the two Superficial writers. One is funny, and one is a nerd who tries to be funny but fails. This one is the funny one.
75. Sandra - July 21, 2008 12:15 PM
Lindsay is such a beautiful girl! If she wants to be a lesbian, fine, but please find someone who isn't creepy!
76. MissQueen - July 21, 2008 12:29 PM
Is it just me, or does anyone else think Samantha Ronson looks like Pete Doherty, Kate Moss' ex?
77. dfsdfd - July 21, 2008 1:35 PM
WTF is up with Lindsay's face??? O_o
78. gordo - July 21, 2008 1:47 PM
That samantha chick has to be the ugliest, most disgusting Dyke I have ever seen! She looks like an 8 year old boy. Just sick!
what a waste of time for Lindsay. I do not believe she really is a lesbo, maybe just a publicity stunt for her hopefully!
79. kelly - July 21, 2008 6:14 PM
Her mama, the orange oprah, just made a statement that made me throw up in mouth a little. Check my site for the updates http://www.wnok.com/pages/personality_kelly.html
80. lambman - July 21, 2008 10:27 PM
I think LiLo looks hot as hell in these pics, she looks happy and sexy. But she has horrible taste in women, why can't we find a nice little lesbo to set her up with like um, Rosie ODonel?
81. A-1 - July 22, 2008 11:11 AM
She likes to wear those short dresses. Oh well, she's got the legs for it. That dress is ugly though, and so is that stupid hat.
82. moobs - July 22, 2008 4:59 PM
She is what i always said she was, a lame ass loser.
Oh, and "hot" girlfriend you got there... LMFAO.
83. melissa - July 24, 2008 12:28 AM
ugliest lesbians ever
84. Snoodle - July 24, 2008 4:36 AM
If they love each other then...ok...but...yikes. O_O
85. Joejam2845 - July 29, 2008 2:33 AM
I think LL realizes her career's done, now she can be herself!
86. David - August 30, 2008 12:41 PM
Hey Samantha Ronson looks like Mr. Burns from The Simpson's Family hahaha what you think?