Jul 7 2008Mini-Me's ex breaks the silence on making amateur midget porn: A woman's journey

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FIRST MOTHER-BITCHES!!!!!
Boooyah!!!!

Sick.

I don't know what to say other than she has one sexy pair of feet in picture number 8. Those I could definitely play with!

wtf? you guys know that she uses Verne like as if he was a big dildo. She tells Verne to stand upright and then she lowers herself down on him getting him all the way up her twat.

HA HA HA AH HHHHAAAAAAAAAAA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAA

no wait!

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.

Dumb hooker!

damnnnnnnnn that girl is cut throat. FUCK THAT WHORE.

Man, I have been going through a nasty break up and I haven't laughed in days.

"Jesus. *hangs up keyboard* Sorry, guys, you just can't follow something like that. I'll be simultaneously laughing/crying/inhaling White-Out in the supply closet until the next post. Hold my calls."

This had me laughing my ass off for ten minutes. Well played sir and thanks I needed that.

Lets all sing!!!!
Everybody needs somebody sometime.....

damn what a bitch

I tried oral once with a midget, and it just wouldn't work. His cock was too small and I ended up flossing my teeth instead. Poor little guy. Now he's a midget and a unich. Anyhow, come check out my site for the latest in sports scores!

I heard this news earlier at """""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" where celebrities and rich people are talking about this at forum of that site. It's said Charlie Sheen has found his perfect match there at"""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""

Gee, can't tell she used him so she could get her 15 minutes of fame...

Fish, that was a great right up!

#2 - you are a small man, maybe even mini-me small.

She's obviously trying to squeeze her 0.15 seconds of fame out of this. How sad. If she ever truly cared for him, she wouldn't be spilling about his peanut penis and near-tragic bubble bath experiments like this. What a hoe! She's not getting much farther than The Superficial with that horseface either, I'm afrad...

Pour Verne! He should totally shack up with that midget porn star from yesterday's post instead.

Making fun of a D list midget - tsk, tsk. That's something only a selfish titless pathetic media whore of a whore would do. Oh wait.

Jeezusss, not even Gary Coleman's lameass wife went here - well, not that she could, him being a professional virgin and all, but this bitch should really shut her flapping pie hole, what's she's doing is really low. Yeah, alright, I said "low".

#11 - pathetic attempt at douche bag trollism.

I bet this chick's parents are SO proud of her after all of this has come out! Nothing makes a Dad prouder than hearing how his whore of a daughter fucked a midget.

Her nose is HUGE! Too bad Verne didn't have a big nose like that to make up for his little mini me.

I was beating off to giraffe porn earlier at """""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" where members of NAMBLA (the North American Man Boy Love Association) are talking about methods of how to lure young boys to their homes for subsequent rape and torture. It's said Amy Winehouse along and The Pope have found their perfect match there at"""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""

I don't know what to say other than sometimes the reader comment section is absolutely superfluous. I mean, what in the hell can anyone say that would be funnier, more ironic, more comically bizarre, more cutting and heartless than this gal's story. Jesus. Just. Jesus.

Again, come check out my site. I've also fucked several midgets including my younger brother and cousin (at the same time while they were tied to a public toilet)

-Sportsdvl

P.S.!
Crikey! If I didn't know better I'd say that was my wife describing sex with me!

"Her nose is HUGE!"

Well...the air is free, and she's Jewish.

Wow. What a fucking bitch. I feel sorry for the guy... that's humiliating.

um...

yeah....

kay.....

.

For the rest of her life she should only have a bunch of little dickings rather than one big good hard long pounding that does the job. She obviously values quantity over anything else.
P.S. She can't apply eye makeup to save her life.

I'm starting to think we shouldn't have turned of the ovens...

Vern should ankle-bite and roll her to the curb. He deserves better.

Fish!

That last paragraph goes in the hall of fame of writeups for this site!

I snorted coffee out my nose while I was on a conference call, fucking great man!

What a bitch! He should get back with her, just one more time, and then sink his teeth into her labia and rip them out by their roots.

#27 Light em 'up Erin, but you get to go in first.

So she has Mini-Me sperm swimming all up in her?

I sense a sequel.

#32 I sense lunch coming up.

#31 - hey, I'm willing to make the sacrifice if it means we finally rid the earth of filthy jews.

Jewish girls rock.
And fuck you Erin.

I'm warming up the ovens as we speak. Can't wait to welcome Ranae to Auschwitz!

SIG HEIL you dirty gypsy kaballah reading and midget banging k i k e!

#34 Nice threadkill, cunt. Fuck off and die.

How the fuck can you have sex with something that looks like it just came OUT of your vagina?

.

#35 - actually I agree: stone Jewish girls.

Poor little dwarf....that is so hilarious...you just can't make up stuff like that.

I had a very disappointing girlfriend a long time ago. We liked her because she was good-looking, like a thin version of Kim K.. But one day she told us she had fucked a D-list celebrity, a comic guy who was neither attractive nor intelligent, and she found it very normal, like everyone would do it given the opportunity. A little bit of fame and all standards vanish. The pretty girl becomes the toy of any monkey-faced midget as long as he is a little bit famous.

#36 Nothing worse than a Nazi that can't spell "seig"! BWAHAHAHAHA, you fucktard, no wonder you lost the fucking war.

Of course she only hooked up with him to get attention by selling her story. It's not because he has no redeeming qualities. It's because she's Jewish.

First off, let me please say - The Superficial is the shi-bang-bang! I love you all!

B, this chick is retarded. Can someone please knock this bitch off? I mean, she had relations with a little person. I personaly don't need the details. It's not like it's that surprising.

I hope she got a mini STD.

#42 You can't either, it's 'sieg' but I bet yours was a typo.

oh my god... this is too hilarious. thank you superficial!!! i brave the unflattering pics just for posts such as these!!! girl, why did u date verne troyer? why would u tell people these things?

who cares!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW!

besides all yall hating on her looks, u know shes cute. a midget got a better looking chick that all yall!!!

oh my god... this is too hilarious. thank you superficial!!! i brave the unflattering pics just for posts such as these!!! girl, why did u date verne troyer? why would u tell people these things?

who cares!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW!

besides all yall hating on her looks, u know shes cute. a midget got a better looking chick that all yall!!!

oh my god... this is too hilarious. thank you superficial!!! i brave the unflattering pics just for posts such as these!!! girl, why did u date verne troyer? why would u tell people these things?

who cares!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW!

besides all yall hating on her looks, u know shes cute. a midget got a better looking chick that all yall!!!

@43

HAHAHA. You're probably right. I guess from here she'll either become a producer or slip-and-fall lawyer.

#46-48 etc. Sarah, when your orgasm is over we'd all appreciate it if you'd stop hitting the "post your comment" button.

(unintentional pun turned intended) i can't believe she would "stoop" so low as to talk shit about somebody she married just for fame. way to go, lady. good luck dating anybody decent after a stunt like this. by the way, pick on somebody your own size! (pun intended)

Good for her.....I've heard he is a real asshole.......Then the little fucktard makes a sex video, sells it, then sues the company that showed it......karma's a real bitch aint it Verne?

I especially enjoyed this one:

"He didn't wear a condom. There was no point, they're all too big."

46-48

Ya'll must be retarded and/or inbred to be using a word like ya'll and to find this bitch attractive. Then again, you could just be a dumb nigger.

thats fucked up man

Fuk me runnin. That's gross. I need another shot.

holy shit i have never felt so guilty for laughin my ass off.. hes just so little and i could swear this bitch is makin half this shit up.. cmon theres no way he could drown in a bathtub, hes still big enough to just climb out!

"It wasn't quite as passionate as with a normal-sized man."

I hope she holds onto that memory,, 'cause no "normal-sized man" is ever going to touch her again. Unless he's named Dennis Rodman.

I can see trash-talking an ex about how badly he treated you, or messed around, or was a drunk. But to make fun of an ex's disability is just skanky.

Pass.

The old "Can't wear a condom because they dont' fit my cock" routine. Nice, I haven't seen that done with the "because my cock is so SMALL" option since Donald Trump found all the listening devices in the "Trump Tower".

Hasn't this woman ever heard of finger cots?

Jeez.

condom can't fit? put a piece of gum on it!

That lady is going to feed her ugly baby lobster?

I trolled the hell out of the last midget-sex story, but I don't feel very much like trolling today. It looks like you're doing fine without my help though anyway.

Sexy nude Barack Obama pics if you click the link!

what a fucking bitch. i meant Erin, not this crazy cunt looking for attention.

in the second to last pic she's wearing her bikini top wrong

What a pathetic skank. Ew.

Eh, sex with a midget dude is not even as weird as sex gets. She gets demerits for "breaking her silence" but props for not ragging on him or saying mean shit just because she can. I think the dudes who screwed Britney during her public barfing phase have more to be ashamed of than this chick.

lmao...

What race or nationality is this dirty low life whore? She sure has a large nose.

Fuking retarded. Yeah, she should go back to pakistan or wherever the retard factory is.

Not only is this woman sick, but this site is sick for exposure of their sex life. What people do in the bedroom should stay between the two of them.

Jew/Nazi/Holocaust jokes are not funny...

The thing is, she's so skinny! What do you figure - two lampshades, max?

Ok, so how big do you think his cock actually is? An inch? Two inches?

She was relieved when it was done? Did she even know it was happening? I mean, could she even feel it up there?

Come on! Don't pretend you don't want to know.....

He looks like Tom Cruise's gerbil.

what a cold ass-faced bitch

I'd Schtoink her.

and check out those nasty dirty toes in the last shot.

This is a sick age - The Age of Capitalism. Anything and everything is for sale now. The cartoons are mindless and racy which is a poor substitute for true humor. Garbage and it is not the culture of European Americans either. It is the Masters excreting their vile immorality all over the place.
All hail the New World Order and the cunning power of the Master.

Don't think so?
Good.Good boy. Sit. Roll over. Heel. Play dead.

THIS WOMAN HAS NO SOUL.

#73 I really hope some day that you come out with some of that shit in the wrong crowd, which for you pretty much means anyone with a brain who's gone past the 6th grade. I hope they look you up and down with disgust and then turn their backs on you while you keep repeating "It's a joke! What? What'd I say that's so wrong? It's funny! It's FUNNY!" I hope they just let you babble on, refusing to dirty their hands with actually throwing a drink in your face, slapping you stupid or knocking your loser ass in the gutter. And I hope the story of your humiliation follows you wherever you go for the rest of your worthless fucking pathetic life.

#80 - wow, that's quite a comment. A little melodramatic and overwrought, like your name, but nevertheless I appreciate the effort. You can be one of the guards...for awhile at least.

ASK tommy cruise FOR MIDGET-SEX?

Fat bastard wants to eat that baby!

At least she doesn't have to squat in pictures anymore.

So # 78 ...VERy ProFound.....
.....Inside job ? ....
Ever wondering where Dominic sUTER WENt ? ThaT type Of Thing ?
Cliff Notes: 'Frank' - I think you should maybe check out your CAP LOCKS button before enlightening us any further.
'Frank' from 16th floor : Oh. Ok.

She looks like the type of girl that does animal porn.

Alright, not to be too picky, but..
Superficial writer, I don't know if you even read these but there's an apostrophe in #3 that doesn't belong there: "On why midget's prefer sex on dry land" Those just irk me something terrible.
Continue with your bashing of that girl now, folks :D

Damn I'd do that whore

Damn I'd do that dirty whore

The comments related to jewish people/the holocaust are absolutely appalling. I'm disgusted by who ever wrote them.

I'm just a bit curious.The Magazine HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP reported her profiles were found on the famous wealthy dating club R I C H L O V I N G.C O M last week and she was seeking her new guy there now! BTW, The girls there are really hot!

Geez, he'll be battling alcohol again after this. She's awful.

#38, 83 - Fat Bastard: "You look like a lit'le baby. Come 'ere, um gonna f**k you! Get in ma vagina!"

She doesn't look as ratty in these pics as that blue dress post. Looks okay when her hair isn't frizzy. Flashy teeth.

Beah!Seriously!I just want to throw up.This is even worse than R.Kelly having sex with underaged girls.This is just plain sick.And to even want to talk about it , describe it , is just .......there are no words.I'll check it out in a psychiatric diagnosis manual:)

Beah!Seriously!I just want to throw up.This is even worse than R.Kelly having sex with underaged girls.This is just plain sick.And to even want to talk about it , describe it , is just .......there are no words.I'll check it out in a psychiatric diagnosis manual:)

He actually allowed someone to photograph him in a Lobster bib. The porno tape couldn't have been hard after that.

I'm amazed to discover that the horror of Cisco Adler's balls has been completely driven from my mind. Now what is it going to take to remove that "relieved that (20 minutes) was over" from my bruised psyche?

When I watch the news, will "20 Minutes" pop into my head?

It's a foregone conclusion that bubble bath will sit unsold on the shelves.

I'll have to carry a flyswatter with me to restaurants that have bibs in order to eat my meal calmly.

She said, "on the whole." Heheheeheheheheheheheeheheee... hole.

I wonder if they made this up together. It's just too "over the top". But while you're bashing this girl, remember there is a newspaper willing to pay her for her story. What does it say about them? The whole thing is just sordid and disgusting. I don't care who has sex with whom as long as its consensual, but telling "The World" all about it in "minute detail" is not where it's at. Icky, icky, yuck. PS Sorry about all the puns. They weren't even intended but with this one they're hard to avoid.

I think its hilarious. He probably leaked the tape (lets face it...he did) and she is now telling her side of things--which is pretty freaking funny. The condom comment was COMEDY GOLD. What do people think shes going to do...sit back and do nothing while the world watches her farking a midget?? I dont think shes making it up. The guy is what? 2 feet tall? Yeah...he probably cant fit in any of the condoms and I would think that most people would be "relieved that its over."

"Jew/Nazi/Holocaust jokes are not funny..."

The only joke is that people still believe the "Holocaust" happened.

Look, I'm impressed with the Jews. They saw an opportunity and seized on it. The Germans were falling and the Americans were rising in power, so they the Jews made a deal to demonize the Germans with all the bs stories about "The Final Solution" so that they could make a U.S.-financed land grab in the Middle East and get set up with a state-of-the-art military, complete with nuclear weapons. In reality, the Germans displaced a wide variety of its lower-class residents, as happens in all wars and conflicts - just look at the "famines" in Ethiopia, which are actually the result of internal fighting that moves people off farmable land and into arid regions (where, idiotically, they remain because international aid for the "famines" keeps them alive, and Ethiopia is never forced to solve its own problems). There was no "Holocaust" and there are no African "famines", there are only internal conflicts that get packaged and sold as "tragedies" to other countries. But, no hard feelings about the Jews - they know better than any other people that in life, there's only the ABCs: Always Be Closing.

@ 36: psst: I don't want to humiliate you, but "SIG" is written "SIEG" in german!

@ 42, 45 : oh sorry, I didn't see your comments! :-)

THis chick is alright looking, and I would be willing to watch/sell this video. It would be hysterical watching mini me go at it though.

What the Nazis did to the Jews/Gypsies/Polish/Homosexuals and some others worked for the Jews like USA's 9/11; a free pass to massacre and abuse others.
The most important thing here is how it's perfectly okay to be racist against whites, blacks, hispanics and asians every time Britney, Kim Kardishan, Tila Tequila or JLo appear but with Jews it's a horrible crime.

Anyway, no matter what race or religion this skank is part of what she did wad disgusting, poor midget didn't put a gun to her head for sex, she has a horse face anyway, can't imagine it being that pleasant for him either.

LMAO....oh fuck...I love a good poodle and pony show with funny ass mini clowns...or am I hung over??

@ 104: let's face it, Jews are the silent rulers of this world. (no judgement attached)

.....but does it really matter whether she is jewish or or?!?!?!!! Fact is, she has sex with that thing there!!!!!!!!!!

@104 Who says it's ok? If you think it isn't right (and it isn't) then have the balls to say so when it happens. If you do let it pass, is it because you secretly agree with it? From your 1st 2 sentences, sounds like you sort of do. Don't fucking whine about it being all about the jews - If you want things to equalize do some objecting yourself and stop expecting others to carry the fucking load for you. It's all down to you and what you personally choose to ignore and let slide.

#106 Mega-corporations are the silent rulers of the world, get with the program. When the Arabs run out of the last drop of oil, Israel will cease to have importance.

#106 Mega-corporations are the silent rulers of the world, get with the program. When the Arabs run out of the last drop of oil, Israel will cease to have importance.

what a fucking cunt. i hope her head falls off and lands in a pile of heads that include britney spears, heidi montag, paris hilton, and nicole richie. and they all burn.

Mini me was banging Jerry Seinfeld's wife? wow! i must've missed that...

Wow, can I get her number? I mean most women laugh uncontrollably at my tiny penis. I can just tell her that I'm the original Long Dong Silver!

100: Yes, the Holocaust happened. Let me guess - you are either Muslim or antisemitic or both. Which is it?

#114 Any chance it's Mel Gibson's idiot father? Whatta maroon.

Whick holocaust, douchebag? A whole fucking lot more people than the Turkic folk (Ashkenazis or converted Jews, not Israelian derived) from Kazhar.
What about the native Americans here? What about the African slaves here? What about the Palestinians there? The Russians from WW2? How many died? 20 or 30 million?
I guess only Ashkenazi deaths are of any importance.
It says so in the Talmud.

As for me I am not antisemitic as I do not hate any Semitic people. I hate individuals. And sometimes multiplicities of individuals.

So Googlybits, take your illogic bag to your smelly ghetto where YOUR kind sit around and feel important.

As for us the masses. We are indeed owned and have been mostly for a long time. The Masters are now showing their real power as evidenced by the current Administration. Anyone that cannot see this is mentally blind.
Or Republican.

Ya know what this babe is surprisingly hot for a dwarf fukcer. Vern is a dwarf not a midget btw. If he got to blow three loads in her cooch in 20 minutes i'm sure it's worth this embarassment.

PS: Dwarf banging chick has a straight body holla!

100:
are you actually ignorant enough to believe that the holocaust did not happen?
you actually believe that such an an immense number of people would somehow join together all in the same lie with the same stories of what was going on? Because if thats actually what you think, you are incredibly dense and thickheaded.

and to 104: none of it is okay. If I would have seen those comments I would say it was wrong as well. There is how ever a grey area between what comments people believe are right and wrong. For example, people making jokes about jewish people having large noses. Yes that is wrong, but I am less likely to repent against a comment like that because there is a strong difference between that and saying they should be burned in ovens. One is a stereotype, and the other is just absolutely disgusting.

It is said someone found her on the wealthy dating club R I C H L O V I N G.C O M for hot guys and girls to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating. She has a personal account there with her pictures,blog...In her friend circle, some other stars can be found there.

I might take these pics and make a screen saver slide-show that plays "The Way We Were".

I couldnt help but fell a sense of irony when i clicked the "Full Size" button on the photos

hahahahahaahha

"besides all yall hating on her looks, u know shes cute. a midget got a better looking chick that all yall!!!"

I think i understand your point, but seriously, the slang/grammar is a challenge to decipher. As for this story? Wow. I did laugh.

you can flush her in the toilet!!!! or maybe bury her alive 20ft. below the ground so she can never resurface. what a skank!!!

I wonder how many of the racist people on here have actually met a Jewish person before...

On The Bright Side, She'd Probably Think Your Cock's Huge

That has GOT to be the sickest crap I've ever read. Oh, and since regular condoms don't fit, I wanted to suggest a finger cot or maybe one of those rubber thumb covers that give traction when thumbing thru papers. Geez, what a sick freak (and I'm not talking about HIM).

stupid bitch

Discussing whether or not the Holocaust happened on a post about a random attention whore fucking a midget actor? You win a prize, Internet.

fuck all you jew haters...and i'm not even jewish

She must have been sick to have had any sexual relations with him... He has the body of a child (well a toddler) and the face of a middle aged man. So strange- what would a woman like that want to do with him other than money and fame...? Shes not very good looking but still...come on!

Shes just wrong. urgh.

THIS CHICK MUST BE FUCKING HUNGRY FOR FAME TO SPREAD THIS KIND OF FAME, WHAT A LAME INTENT TO BE FAMOUS HAVING SEX WITH A FUCKING GREMLIN.

hey at least he got some pussy

lmfao! I can't get past the lobster bib shot!!! Vern looks so pissed & uncomfortable! omg - can't stop laughing!

"#36 Nothing worse than a Nazi that can't spell "seig"! BWAHAHAHAHA, you fucktard, no wonder you lost the fucking war."

You can't spell it either, pinhead. It's "SIEG HEIL!"

This is for Havoc- I totally agree it would be hard to have have sex w/ someone who looks like someone that just came out of the vagina, but notice I wrote SOMEONE not SOMETHING. I believe midgets (dwarfs, whatever) are people, just like babies

This is for Havoc- I totally agree it would be hard to have have sex w/ someone who looks like someone that just came out of the vagina, but notice I wrote SOMEONE not SOMETHING. I believe midgets (dwarfs, whatever) are people, just like babies

Ranae, you are a loser.