Jul 28 2008Linda Hogan is eff-ing retarded
Linda Hogan visited Pinellas County Prison yesterday for her son Nick's 18th birthday. Knowing the TV cameras would be there, Linda brought a gift: A skateboard from, I'm assuming, the nearest Wal-Mart. Really? Wow. Because, ignoring the fact Nick's legally a man and these people are loaded, he's sort of in jail where blunt wheeled objects are frowned upon. Though, to Linda's credit, at least she abandoned her initial gift idea of a puppy with a handgun.
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Reader Comments
1. ph7 - July 28, 2008 10:32 AM
I love seeing rednecks in action. They are so amusing.
2. http://www.funderoos.com - July 28, 2008 10:36 AM
that is a perfectly cromulent gift!
3. Sportsdvl - July 28, 2008 10:41 AM
What a fucking 'tard! Seriously, this family should not have been allowed to inbreed like that.
4. Cattyluo - July 28, 2008 10:41 AM
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5. nitn - July 28, 2008 10:41 AM
That should be the name of the manwhore's new show; Rednecks in Action
6. Lindasadude - July 28, 2008 10:45 AM
Is that a picture of Brooke on the bottom of the board? Keep it in the family.
7. Deacon Jones - July 28, 2008 10:47 AM
Alright, who'd you rather?
Madonna once, or Brooke Hogan three times??
8. Sportsdvl - July 28, 2008 10:54 AM
#7 - what a question! Damn.......
Madge is looking like a zombie but she used to be sexy...... Brooke is a thick redneck who probably just lies there thinking she's the shit...tough question...I'm going with Madge - but with my eyes closed thinking of her from back in the day!
9. Venom - July 28, 2008 10:57 AM
That's messed up, his mom basically dogged her own son out.
Basically said that your only mode of transport will be a skateboard or bike when he gets out. lol
10. whynot - July 28, 2008 10:57 AM
how long before linda is on a website for MILFS or GILFS getting it twice over from two of her son's "friends"?
11. p0nk - July 28, 2008 11:14 AM
inmates will fun parking it in nick's garage.
12. p0nk - July 28, 2008 11:16 AM
will *have* fun
Linda's not the only retarded one on a Monday morning.
13. hUH? - July 28, 2008 11:17 AM
Well i doubt that board is from Wal-Mart considering it has a Red Bones sticker on the bottom which are top of the line bearings. if Wal-Mart sells those something is wrong with the skateboard community.
14. p0nk - July 28, 2008 11:20 AM
and why is she wearing the tablecloth from my picnic table? is she providing the prisoners with a smorgasbord?
15. Sportsdvl - July 28, 2008 11:21 AM
Actually 13, the real problem is that you know that much about skate boards....The Fish was making a joke about these idiots being red necks. Put down the Redbull and your Miley Cyrus CD and just relax a little....
16. Deacon Jones - July 28, 2008 11:24 AM
@8
I meant to write Linda, but what's the fucking difference. I'd take either one before Madonna. Her skin looks like it would...stick to you, all cold and clammy. *Woof*
17. whynot - July 28, 2008 11:27 AM
who has bigger biceps..linda or brooke? Nick is the only one not busting out the guns from his shirt/blouse.
18. combustion8 - July 28, 2008 11:30 AM
fuck she's nasty
19. brookes underwear - July 28, 2008 11:36 AM
if i had to choose between Brooke or Linda,,, i would go with Linda. Im pretty sure she doesnt have a penis. Being that she has 2 kids and all..
20. inmates - July 28, 2008 11:41 AM
"Hey Nick, do that one trick where you do a handstand on the board and then WE ALL RAPE YOU FOR THE NEXT HOUR."
21. A-1 - July 28, 2008 11:54 AM
Can her hair get any blonder before it just looks white?
22. Ted from LA - July 28, 2008 11:59 AM
She should have brought him condoms to hand out to his new friends.
23. Dr. John Blackheart - July 28, 2008 12:08 PM
I'd bang both at the same time. For medical science that is!
24. TV Addict - July 28, 2008 12:08 PM
They are so stupid. seriously when will they disappear?
25. Racer X - July 28, 2008 12:21 PM
MILF.
26. Tapeworm - July 28, 2008 12:23 PM
Will someone please take a brick to the head of this Cee U Next Tuesday?
27. hot mess - July 28, 2008 12:38 PM
Dear God,
You missed a perfectly good opportunity to reduce the celeb-retard population. All it would have taken was one well placed lightning bolt before Linda Hogan got into her car. If you get a chance, please keep this in mind next time Heidi and Spencer are near water.
Kisses,
hot mess
28. Rick - July 28, 2008 12:50 PM
Sector 9's are far too rad to be sold at Wal-mart fools! That is a dope ass board and Wal-mart is evil.
29. pinky_nip - July 28, 2008 12:56 PM
I've seen better looking men on the San Francisco Jack's website.
30. Sportsdvl - July 28, 2008 1:24 PM
Dear Nick, love of my life
I'll be erect for you
those lil turds I'll pack for you
when you bend, I wanna have my cock in you
Viagra, implants, levitra, cialis
whatever it takes
Age difference, doesn't matter
No one loves you like I do!
The future looks bright!
31. Sport - July 28, 2008 2:23 PM
This man makes my dick fall off. Wow is he frightening.
32. Sweet Boy Looking for Older Men (please) - July 28, 2008 2:31 PM
I think Nicks is kinda cute but I prefer my men a lot older. His Dad would be a dream!
33. TundraFire - July 28, 2008 2:57 PM
She should have given him a tub of hemroid cream and a large paper sack.
34. Simon Scowl - July 28, 2008 4:02 PM
The skateboard is to put down the back of his pants at night.
35. dephs - July 28, 2008 4:21 PM
sector 9 = for wannabe's
bones reds = not top of the line, swiss are by far #1
skateboard = nick's new mode of transportation
the more appropriate gift would have been some K-Y.
36. bloodyknows - July 28, 2008 5:32 PM
that's a $160 sector nine longboard.
@35: talking about bearings is gay.
37. Mike Hawk - July 28, 2008 5:54 PM
Reds are a rip off of Bones ( Powell Peralta) bearings. They aren't sealed on the back side and blow goats. Swiss precision all the way poser.
38. Ugh! - July 28, 2008 6:00 PM
The creepy part is that all his new "friends" will be dreaming of dear old Mom in her tablecloth while they are taking indecent liberties with Nick's rectum tonight.
39. Meh - July 28, 2008 9:09 PM
What a stupid shit Christian, wtf is up with all Christians being such shitbrain rednecks?
40. justtheobvoius - July 28, 2008 9:29 PM
Why does anyone care? She isn't hot, she doesn't make porn videos, her dad is all washed up. So why does anyone follow her around?
41. hshore - July 28, 2008 10:36 PM
what's with everyone using the word retard? okay, Linda isn't the brightest bulb on the tree, but it's wrong to use the word retarded. I have a child with cognitive impairment and she is far from stupid. Wise up and stop hurting people who don't deserve to have their dignity taken away with a casual remark. Please find a different word to describe something you think is stupid. why not just call Linda a jackass?
42. Jolene - July 29, 2008 1:31 AM
oh, i assume he can skate a lot in jail! hahaha
She should have give him a skateboard a cupple of years ago instad of a car.
And i can come up with a lot of another jokes. this lady is just too stupid!
43. Jeniffer - July 29, 2008 4:17 AM
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44. holly38 - August 2, 2008 10:22 PM
She makes me sick!!!! All this trick cares about is plastic surgery and all the money she can suck out of her ex.
45. Rogerhill - August 4, 2008 11:15 PM
One hot lady. I'd be all over that. Sexy feet too.
46. khan - September 18, 2008 3:37 PM
Linda Baby, I want to give you naked butt slaps. It would be some fun!!!