Jul 15 2008Khloe Kardashian sentenced to jail, not too worried about it
Khloe Kardashian (Swamp Thing above who should avoid being photographed next to Kourtney) apparently was picked up for DUI last year but managed to keep it out of the press. That is until she decided not to do any of her community service or enroll in alcohol education classes. Wow, that plan had everything. Khloe's stupidity has landed her three days in jail starting no later than Friday and, not surprisingly, she couldn't care less. People reports:
Over the weekend, Kardashian showed no obvious signs of worry about her upcoming jail term, as she attended a party at the Project Beach House in Malibu with her mother and sister Kourtney.
"Khloe actually looked great, really relaxed and having a good time," says a partygoer at Sunday's Lia Sophia Clambake. "[She] didn't look like she had a care in the world and even got a massage."
All Khloe had to do was pick up some trash along the highway and watch a video about the dangers of drunk driving. Of course, that'd probably be harder than the five minutes she'll spend in jail. Provided she even makes it that far. Khloe's sentence was already reduced from 30 days to three days within a matter of hours, so I imagine by tomorrow she'll get a Bath & Body Works gift basket from the sheriff's department with a note reading: "You be a good girl now." If I actually paid my taxes, this is the sort of thing that would cause me to drink - then inevitably drive because, shit, they're giving out hand soap!

Reader Comments
1. Hez - July 15, 2008 11:34 AM
Nice feet. Gypsies are dirty.
2. Nicole - July 15, 2008 11:35 AM
Shes rad
3. Spongebob Gangsta - July 15, 2008 11:36 AM
Well if it isn't Hank "Kim" Henshaw and Bizarro-Kim!!
4. blp - July 15, 2008 11:37 AM
Is that all you get for drink driving? That's a disgrace!
5. veggi - July 15, 2008 11:41 AM
The toilets in their house take a lot of punishment.
6. randimae - July 15, 2008 11:44 AM
She looks like she has severe acromegaly.
7. asfd - July 15, 2008 11:46 AM
please lock away all of the Kardashian's and throw away the key.... especially Kim... they're all sad excuses for human beings.
8. Alicia - July 15, 2008 11:49 AM
Hey... how many pairs of sunglasses does Kourtney need - she has a pair on her head and a pair in hands - the sun must always be shining if you are a Kardashian! :)
9. Bed Bath & Beyonce - July 15, 2008 11:49 AM
Let me get in before all of you fools tear her apart. This woman is thick, voluptuous and hot. I'd hit it 7 days a week (and twice on Sunday!
10. Sportsdvl - July 15, 2008 11:52 AM
Holy Shit! That thing is scary!
11. kardashittian - July 15, 2008 11:56 AM
Stupid, corpulent, cottage-cheesy, lazy-ass ugly bitch - YOU SUCK ASS, TANK!
12. Rachel - July 15, 2008 11:57 AM
It wasn't exactly 'out of the press' considering her arrest aired on an episode of Keeping up with the Kardashians.
13. veggi - July 15, 2008 12:00 PM
@5- hi! I'm here today, so maybe you could troll someone else, mmmk??
What's the show about? Stuffing yourself with donuts and pole dance lessons? How on earth do you "keep up" with them??
14. AJ - July 15, 2008 12:05 PM
They are all a bunch of spoiled rich kids that feel the law does not apply to them. Kim and her sisters deserve to be fat and addicted to food. The body does not lie and their fat bodies say, "I'm addicted to food!" Both their hair is long and stringy thin looking.
15. freshlife - July 15, 2008 12:05 PM
# 5 - LOL
16. dork - July 15, 2008 12:08 PM
5 is 15
17. Crisphy Nanos - July 15, 2008 12:09 PM
Wow, I'm surprised that swingset could take that kind of abuse from that gargantuan yeti. It definitely had to be reinforced to endure the torture of that two ton sand trollip, Gossimer, and her beastly half-dog, half Arab swine sidekick Kuato.
I hope that Gossimer is forced to wash that sand pit she call a vag, when she gets thrown in the klink.
Stupid filthy Armenian trash. Go read your Koran with a carrot up your tank ass.
18. havoc - July 15, 2008 12:10 PM
I feel sorry for her.
Christ, even the mom is better looking.
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19. mememe - July 15, 2008 12:13 PM
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20. veggi - July 15, 2008 12:13 PM
7 is 5 is 12 is 43 is 64. I am ALL. I am EVERYWHERE! I AM veggis favorite troll!
21. ECE - July 15, 2008 12:14 PM
#17, why not take a hint from your own message and look things up before posting?
"The dominant religion in Armenia is Christianity, with 94.7% of the population following the Armenian Apostolic Church."
22. whynot - July 15, 2008 12:15 PM
seriously, i would still hit that....on my way to hitting all the sisters..and the mom. Although I dont know if that is a real accomplishment. See you can pee on them, they are easy.
23. boo - July 15, 2008 12:25 PM
Why is one sister so tiny and the other so massive? Do they have the same parents?
Nevermind, I don't really care.
24. nipolian - July 15, 2008 12:26 PM
No way is only one basket of fries going to satisfy a woman with that physique.......she needs two.
25. carrie - July 15, 2008 12:52 PM
uh, managed to keep it out of the press? wasn't it broadcasted on the kardashian show?
26. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - July 15, 2008 12:54 PM
She looks like an Armenian Kelly Clarkson.
27. grobpilot - July 15, 2008 12:56 PM
Maybe she'll start to give a shit about being incarcerated (assuming she makes it that far) after Trixie, the 350 pound bull-dyke, shoves a half-dozen broomsticks up her ass.
28. adeliza - July 15, 2008 1:00 PM
I'm diggin those dirty feet. Yech. Keep your flip flops on when swinging on swing set!
29. adeliza - July 15, 2008 1:05 PM
#17-
Actually, as much as they are total fucktards, they aren't muslim.
30. levi - July 15, 2008 1:09 PM
she's the hottest of the sisters...
31. Fugyoself - July 15, 2008 1:14 PM
I bet the reason nobody knew is because nobody fuckin cares, it's not like SHE has a video of herself doin it with some famous murderous jigs little brother...
32. Khirschy Squirts - July 15, 2008 1:17 PM
I'm sure that big girl will be able to hold her own in jail. I also think the swings at the Country Mart were made for kids not drag queens.
Amanda what what!
33. Karen - July 15, 2008 1:18 PM
"Managed to keep it out of the press" --- not really. It was on the Keeping up w/ the Karadsh's SHOW. They talked about it DIRECTLY on the show. The press just didnt care, other things like Lindsay Lohan or Britney Spears were more important.
34. Tom Piltoff - July 15, 2008 1:18 PM
They seriously spell their names Khloe and Kourtney? Gag.
35. sicasso - July 15, 2008 1:29 PM
When will these fat-ass unibrows hop off the planet and die in a terrible space-crash in the Van Allen Belt?
36. Giggles - July 15, 2008 1:36 PM
I have a $100 bill in my wallet. It's yours if you can make these people disappear from the internets forever.
37. Karma - July 15, 2008 1:37 PM
Their dad defended OJ Simpson. Nuff said. But it's funny because when the not guilty verdict was read you shoulda seen Mr Kardashians face, it looked like he was thinking "what the fuck?!?"
38. kenny - July 15, 2008 1:41 PM
Since Kim likes da brothers I'm sure OJ got some of that huge ass.
39. Jenny - July 15, 2008 2:19 PM
Incidentialy if you watched the show you'd know it wasn't under the radar. It was televised on the show.
40. Anonymous - July 15, 2008 2:31 PM
Of course she's not worried, she'll probably do a whole eight minutes in jail.
41. Racer X - July 15, 2008 2:35 PM
Khloe is so friggin' HOT!!!
/I'd hit that like a single up the middle
42. Spookssuck - July 15, 2008 2:49 PM
These dirtbag gypsies are a couple of mudshark blue gum loving pudding chasers, just like their nagger loving sister who loves to get pissed on by low down jiggaboos. I'm just about every brother in South Central has had a piece of these mules sand soaked behinds. I hope these two get hit by a bus, although it would be unfortunate for the bus after impacting that fuckin' sasquatch stank holed, nugga cock-smoking whore.
43. Kate - July 15, 2008 3:04 PM
Disgusting. Really, she does look like a gigantic yeti she-man, especially compared to her sister. I think she's more manish then Brooke Hogan. Anyway, she hasn't learned shit from her DUI charge, and when she does it again and kills someone, she won't be so "happy" about it because bitch will be serving hard time then.
44. A - July 15, 2008 3:11 PM
What in the world is on this things feet?
45. rough daddy - July 15, 2008 3:28 PM
worried? this chic is like herman munster in heals!
46. whynot - July 15, 2008 3:42 PM
now we know where Kim gets her ass from.
47. Not That Guy - July 15, 2008 3:47 PM
Big girls need love too. All of your Barbie Doll fans can fuck off - gimme a comfortbly sized lady anytime.
I would hit that shit all night long.
48. Not That Guy - July 15, 2008 3:47 PM
Big girls need love too. All of your Barbie Doll fans can fuck off - gimme a comfortably sized lady anytime.
I would hit that shit all night long.
49. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - July 15, 2008 4:18 PM
@42 - tell us how you really feel bud!
I think Kims BF is really hot. Shes not so bad, but hes hotter. Wasnt he a baseball player or something? Anyone see how big his cock looks in the older pics of him?
YUMM, Id let him pee on me!
50. FCS - July 15, 2008 6:38 PM
That's a man baby
51. Ladygirl - July 15, 2008 7:03 PM
OMG I don't understand how Kim is related to her?? I mean what happened?? something happened? I mean what happened?????
52. If Thy Eye Be Single Jones - July 15, 2008 7:47 PM
I wonder if Magilla Gorilla Kardashian knows that Vince Vaughn is single?
53. Danklin24 - July 15, 2008 8:09 PM
Uh, she isnt worried about it because its THREE DAYS! Hell if i had to spend only three days in jail i'd be out drinking my ass off and partying too. Three days of free cable and a free gym membership, wheres the bad stuff?
54. lori - July 15, 2008 9:51 PM
She is way hotter than any of her fake, plastic sisters. The writer of this site only likes fake, plastic, ugly, frigid women with zero sex appeal. I thought only Republicans liked that type. Oh well. Learn something new every day.
55. lori - July 15, 2008 9:56 PM
@53 - You've obviously never been in jail. You don't have a fucking clue of what you're talking about.
56. gweilo - July 15, 2008 10:29 PM
I can only say that you must be a lesbian if you really believe any man whether Dem or Rep or any political party would choose Swamp thing over any of the other sisters.
It shows you have zero understanding of man's wants and makes sense you spent time in jail. Probably intentionally so you can get fisted by other lesbo's.
57. RaraAvis - July 15, 2008 11:07 PM
If I was her size I wouldn't worry about jail, either. But then I've never been in jail. Apparently I've been way too good about obeying the law. I'll never make it in Hollywood...oh, that's right - don't want to, anyway.
58. cureholder - July 15, 2008 11:39 PM
There may not be a hotter woman on the planet than Kourtney Kardashian. (And btw, that's not how THEY spell their names . . . it's how their stupid parents spelled them.)
59. cureholder - July 15, 2008 11:54 PM
A slight correction to my previous post---the "K" spelling is really only stupid in the instance of Khloe---it;s kinda cute for Kourtney and normal for Kim. Maybe it works with Kourtney because she's such a cutie herself. And I didn't mean to call her parents "stupid" (and I think the world knows the late Robert Kardashian was a genius)---just the spelling of Khloe is stupid.
60. meknow - July 16, 2008 1:46 AM
Hey, maybe the Hogans can produce a realality show called " Celebrity ugly giant in jail".
61. Kim Lardassian - July 16, 2008 4:08 AM
She must feel so bad about being the heifer of the family
62. Sendy - July 16, 2008 5:26 AM
LoL/ She is really sexy!!! I have ever seen her hot video on the wealthy dating club R I C H L O V I N G.C O M for hot guys and girls to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating. She is really sexy with bikini in that video.
63. bonespur - July 16, 2008 9:54 AM
i l-l-l-l-u-u-u-v her!
64. Maurice - July 16, 2008 10:17 AM
I love Kim and her sisters because they are all fat and I love fat chicks with big fat asses. I have a huge fat fetish. Thin may be in but fat is where it is at.
65. Terry - July 16, 2008 10:39 AM
The last 3 pictures show Khloe with french fries and some other fattening fast food. This is why Kim, her mom, and big sisters are fat; they eat too much bad food and it shows on their fat bodies. There is nothing special about fat chicks like Kim that have big fat hips, fat thighs, and fat asses; they are all addicted to eating too much bad food and it shows on their fat bodies. It is nothing to be proud of unless one loves turning on men that have a fat fetish.
66. gerard Vandenberg - July 16, 2008 10:54 AM
WAIT and SEE..........................good luck!!!
67. randi - July 16, 2008 11:42 AM
@61 esp. when the family is all heifers to begin with ><
68. Mercedes - July 16, 2008 12:33 PM
Kim and her fat sisters make other fat chicks feel good about themselves. Too bad the only people that find Kim sexy are men with a fat fetish and fat chicks that can relate to being fat like Kim. What a bunch of fat no talent stupid worthless celebrities.
69. Grace - July 16, 2008 6:54 PM
There was an entire episode of their show about her DUI.
70. Hock - July 16, 2008 11:16 PM
Chyna + Kelly Clarkson = Khloe Kardashian.
71. gugugu - October 16, 2008 2:28 PM
and i thought kourtney looked starved next to kim...