Jul 2 2008Jessica Simpson has 'Best Celebrity Breasts'

Well, Jessica has no talent but her big boobs so bravo to her!

And, Jennifer Anniston deserves to be on any list of tits 'cause her nipples are constantly "on"!

Megan Fox Should be #1

Congrats! I'm sure your pervert dad will do a celebratory motorboat for all of us. Now can we please cast Jessica in a trampoline movie?

the best celebrity breast list starts and ends with Posh

Jessica has the best of everything and has since she first appeared on the celebrity scene. Great, long golden hair, full kissable lips, straight white sparkling teeth, long french manicured nails, natural acting sense, a killer singing voice, muscular working legs, a form fitting backside and soft pillowed breasts.

What's shocking is it took folks all this time to realize it.

Kudos to you my beautiful blooming orchid! Luv ya! xoxo

Randal

sixth

How convenient that 75% of that group also made it on the top 10 list for annoying and untalented.

I completely understand that no one will ever agree with any list - but I still have to wonder where Christina Aguilera's post-baby boobs are and of course - Jennifer Love Hewitt.

Welcome back Randal, and while your posts both entertain us and give us shivers down our spine at the same time it is interesting to see your "different" and positive take on all these retard celebs.

jessica may not have talent but at least she has tig-o-bitties.

The top 3 makes sense, but the first ones are the easiest. I still would pick Scarlett over Jessica
I can also agree with 6, 9-10
i don't necessarily see 4-5
and i dont know who the f*ck #7

Fuck that. I'd much rather suck on Ashley Kaufmann's itty-bittys.

I don't think Lindsay saggy boobs or Beyonce's have nothing to do in this list.

ask tony romo. he glazes them every night.

And you just know Jessica is stupid enough to believe Romo when he tells her things like, "Honey, my jizz will make your boobs bigger!"

I would do evil, EVIL things to Jessica Simpson

It's gay to talk about another guy's "jizz."

How is Salma Hayek not on that list?

fuck romo, she needs my black missle up her ass. I'll jizz those titties up real nice.

she looks very fuckable in that white dress.

#18 because she's an old crow

#17 Beth, 15 was making a joke I'm pretty sure that doesn't make him gay. No go back to eating your girlfriend's box.

she oaky but she no got the boob like brit and that a f faqct.

#20, totally agree. Extremely hot. I have no argument with her being #1 on that list.

cant find the montage :(

This list is ALL wrong. Carmen and Audrina's are implants, implants are not breasts, they are saline sacks. Beyonce's boobs are very shmaverage. Megan fox has pretty small ones that look fake at some angles (jury is still out), Katherine Heigl's are saggy, so are Lindsays and she has the lamest nipples ever. Tyra Banks; WHAT??? Not naked that's for sure, clothed their big and that's all. Jennifer Anniston's look manly in bikini's. Jessica and Scarlett are worthy, but only in the bood department, sans boobs they are meh (take away the they are hot cuz their blond and you'll notice that they are weird looking). I agree that Jennifer love is worthy south of the boobs it's a disaster but her boobs are among the best in Hollywood.

Randal you scare me shitless. Ahhhh to take a walk in your mind. WHO ARE YOU RANDAL? WHAT ARE YOU?

Lucy Pinder is on the phone. She sounds kinda mad.

And don't say "she's not a celebrity" because she has done as much as someone like Carmen Electra or Audrina Patridge (the latter of whom I had to search on Wikipedia to learn who she was).

I only wish my goat had tits that big. I would be a very happy man.

My first boobsss Lucy Pinder

Tyra Banks are waaay better.

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Top 10 Boobage? Ummm....no. More like the top 10 bitches who need to be introduced to a rusty wire brush...

Tiny, BIgg, Saggy, Droopy. They're all good. Perfect when I deposit my creamy jizz on the boobs.

I can agree with Jessica @1, although all those pics are missing something, the pearl necklace i leae her every night.

When did Megan Fox get boobs?

1. deserves to be mentioned, has a nice natural rack
2. token nig. okay maybe for a National Geographic spread
3. deserves mention, has some sweet taters
4. yeah right, ugly & not even a half decent boob-job
5. decent and seemingly well shaped
6. decent
7. deserves mention, nice n lickable
8. total fug, has worse breasts than most women
9. should probably top all these bitches, we've SEEN how righteous her cans are
10. HAHAHAHA, total affirmative action, oops did I say firm.. cuz they ain't, pancake batter titties on a nice tits list is absurd

Where the hell is Kate Hudson on this list?? At least her are real, unlike 2/3 of that list. Best chest needs a real and fake category.

YAY!! They are boobs from a young woman!!!
best in Hollywood? fine
I don't care realy
they are nice to look at
but many celeb have nice looking boobies.
it isn't exactly an object for the actresses's resume

That is chock full o' WTF. TYRA BANKS & LOHAN? In Touch is out of touch.

HOW many tits on that list are real?

I can't believe people moan about some women's being fake. Can I squeeze 'em? Then they're real enough for me

Katherine Heigl??? Katherine Heigl??? Katherine Heigl???

Get the f*ck outta' here! I've seen better racks at the Men's Wearhouse! Katherine Heigl...Jesus: That's an insult to every breast loving man and woman on planet earth.

...and to add insult to injury: Jennifer Aniston??? Obviously the staff at InTouch has never actually touched or seen an actual breast in real life. Was that list compiled by a staff of monks living in isolation? Or a batch of closeted Republicans presently serving in Congress?

If Jennifer Aniston has a Top 10 rack than Guy Ritchie doesn't throw up a little in his mouth each time he sees Madonna naked...

And come on: What kind of Top 10 list doesn't have Christina Aguilera on it: My God, the woman IS a breast. She is THE definitive breast. She is to breasts what Porsche is to cars. Christina is the Gold Standard. And what? No Mariah Carey -- Mariah Carey's rack is a Rolex to Jennifer Aniston's Timex.

...and for the love of everything holy: CAN WE PLEASE NOT get into a whole discussion about silicone? If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, IT'S A BREAST damnit!

tyra banks is a fat cellulite filled ass-clown. how'd she make #2.

Jessica should be in the top ten, but not number 1

Where is Halle Berry? or Selma Hayek? they both have huge natural breasts and are both hotter than most of the women on the lsit

As already observed, Carmen and Audrina both are implanted, so should be off the list.
They have/had beautiful faces, but tits are tits, have to be real or off the list.
Should Jennifer Connelly be on that list? Unbelievable bod in her day, was too covered up in Dark City. Getting up there, around Tyra's age.
Christina Ricci used to be way up on the list, had hers deflated for some soul-selling reason.
Jessica Biel has better ones than a lot of those on this list.
This list makes me realize, most celeb chicks don't have very good racks these days do they? Where's today's Elizabeth Taylor, Sophia Loren,..??
I don't obsess over tits, do I............

well i'm glad they at least qualified this by saying "celebrity" since you see better racks at the local pool/beach every summer.

perhaps the list should include Catherine Zeta Jones. every time I see her luscious breasts I just want to put my member in between them. just my opinion.

What a bunch of shit!! You can't make a list like this and not have Christina Aguliera and her massive E cups on it! When talking tits you need enclude her, Minne Driver, Sara Evans, Catherine Bell, Mariah Carey and (what the hell...) Dolly Parton to any list. I call bullshit on this list!

Neegers usually have pancake tits.

Tyra Banks? really? huh. I've always found Jessica Simpson slightly attractive, she does have nice boobs, I'd put her at #8 or so. ScarJo deserves the top spot though, nobody on that list has prettier tits than her. 'best breasts' doesn't necessarily mean 'biggest'...

Anne Hathaway should be on that list, near the top. IMO

Jessica Biel is NOT on the list?

Dude the racists on here are amazing! They keep finding new hot women to slur about. What did some hot black chick leave them? Or did some black guy steal their girlfriend?

...that's because internet anonimity saves them from saying it face to face.

Chances are most of them would probably have been 'shipped' if they live in Germany circa 1933... wankers.

i agree that implants should be a disqualifier.

that being said, i would have thought the list would include Jamie Pressley, Keeley Hazell, and Carla Gugino.

how about some blasts from the past...??? Traci Lords, Meredith Baxter Birney (no kidding), Shannon Whirry, Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio, Adrienne Barbeau.

there must be tons of others...

She has a great body. As do all the other girls in that music video. Though, I put it on mute. So it was just a video.

What about Paris Hilton??? She has a great rack or was that just a really great bra??

43- actually, they both have fake boobs.. there's a big difference if you compare pictures from a long time ago.

but anyway half of this list is fake boobs:

1. Jessica Simpson-fake..wtf people compare pictures..her natural boobs were not this perky and round a few years ago..
2. Tyra Banks -used to
3. Scarlett Johansson
4. Carmen Electra obviously..just look at them
5. Lindsay Lohan off and on, even now but not as big as before...compare pics
6. Katherine Heigl
7. Audrina Patridge fake.. they were even fake when they were small.
8. Jennifer Aniston
9. Megan Fox
10. Beyoncé Knowles fake
awfulplasticsurgery.com and goodplasticsurgery.com

but honestly who cares if they had plastic surgery they're all hot..

#53 I agree. I notice you can't really write anything derogatory about "them." Some people are able to sneak in the J-word, but really you can NEVER say anything about them (much like in real life, lest you get called the "A" word and they metaphorically crucify your ass). I'm sure a lot of the racism comes from the goyim but I think it's fucked what effing hypocrites those self-loathing assholes are.

P.S. This list sucks cock 'n' balls.

Christina Aguliera takes top honors in all categories! And yes, I am "that" Maynard. Buy my wine.

TYRA BANKS??? Are you kidding me? It is ALL about the bra. Everyone knows that Black Tits are nothing but GIANT flabby fat sacks that look great when cradled into a quality bra. Bullshit ass list. Without the benefits of Victoria Secret's magic mammary devices, she would NEVER even be in the same REALM.

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For Pam Anderson to call Jessica Simpson a whore over a T-Shirt? Pam Anderson has diseases they don't have names for crawling between her legs!

can't forget jennifer connelly and virginia madsen...

What the hell?
This list is fucked!

Where is Rosie O'Donnell?

What nimrod left Chritina Aguilera's huge beautiful totties off the number 1 spot on this list. This entire process is bogus. (Jordan Bratman shouldn't count against her). Boobs are boobs!

She is so sexy with the gorgeous dress on her. Is she single now? Her profile was found on the on the wealthy dating club R I C H L O V I N G.C O M for hot guys and girls to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating, "she is so picky about guys!" according to officials of that site, "they have to be fertile douches or she won't date them!"

She is so sexy with the gorgeous dress on her. Is she single now? Her profile was found on the on the wealthy dating club R I C H L O V I N G.C O M for hot guys and girls to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating, "she is so picky about guys!" according to officials of that site, "they have to be fertile douches or she won't date them!"

WTF? who made this list, a homo?
There is no such thing as a greatest boob list without naming Jennifer Love Hewitt. She may possibly have THE greatest rack of all time.
Also, Lacey Chabert - the other greatest rack of all time. I would have also added Ashley Simpson to that list as well. My list would look something like this, though I know I'm probably forgetting some great boobs...

1. Jennifer Love hewitt
2. Lacey Chabert
3. Jessica Simpson
4. Scarlet Johannson
5. Keeley Hazell
6. Jessica Biel
7. Ashley Simpson
8. Lindsay Lohan
9. Salma Hayek
10. Ann Hathaway

these guys have done their research

http://www.listaholic.com/the-50-hottest-celebrity-boobs.html

I saw Estella Warren in person the other week (no, really) and hers looked so good I assumed they were fake.

man, I would love to have just 5 minutes on Jessica Simpson's tits.

You know Jessica has caught a lot of flak some deserved and some not, but when you just look at her from and appearance standpoint she is a really pretty gal !!!

O.K. now, we won't discuss her brains!!

WOW!! Little boy Lohan made the list??

Those are not tits.
They are footballs with blue stars for nipples....

Get Lohan the fuck off that list! Are you nuts? Lohan ?

Winona Ryder has a great rack....I think you better recognize.

beyonce???? dude she has no tits and she is beefy which is perplexing. where is halle berry?

Catherine Bell is better then all of them, but Jessica deserves the props she gets for her breasts. Very nice.

This is a fucking joke if Christina Aguielera and her massive mammeries arent on here

Salma Hayek is missing.
Fake tits should not be on the list, its just not right like an athlete on steroids winning the Olympics 100m sprint - aint right.

Halle Berry's tits > all these other bitches.

She is so sexy with the gorgeous dress on her. Is she single now? Her profile was found on the on the wealthy dating club R I C H L O V I N G.C O M for hot guys and girls to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating, "she is so picky about guys!" according to officials of that site, "they have to be fertile douches or she won't date them!"

Fish, who the hell is your editor? That blind homeless guy that stands outside my building everyday!?!?

"This is what happens, InTouch, when you leave me out of the vetting* process."
*voting

"Of course not. Dammit, does one* believe in science anymore? "
*no one

Fish, I love you...but seriously hire some help it's too much for one nymphomaniac alcoholic to do alone. I am for serious!

#80

I agree fake tits should not be on the list. I think Jennifer has natural breasts where as Jessica lost a lot of weight for her Dukes movie and got implants to get perky again. So the best non implant breasts would definitely be Jennifer Love Hewitt.

C'mon Were talking about breasts not plastic bags......
Even at 100 years old, Mimi Rogers has the VERY best breasts in Hollywood!

What about Jen Tilly? Kim Kardashion?

OMFG!! I just realized the JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT is not on this list!! WHAT THE UNHOLY FUCK???!?!? What douche put this shit together? I mean, c'mon. He had to keep up appearances so he wasn't accused of being racist, so when the original list was reviewed, it is obvious an editor or someone freaked that there were no black chicks listed, so someone got removed from slot 2 and Tyra Banks nasty fucking ass was thrown in. Nasty ass Flabby Fat Sacks hanging like pancakes on her black ass. If you felt obligated to meet your PC quota, at least put a QUALITY pair ob black tits up there, like, say, HALLE BERRY??!! So let's be Quality Conscious TIT Connoisseurs, and Correct this list:

1. Christina Aguillera
2. Jennifer Love Hewitt
3. Jessica Simpson
4. Scarlett Johansson
5. DeAnna Pappas
6. Megan Fox
7. Angelina Jolie
8. Lindsay Lohan
9. Alyssa Milano
10.Monica Bellucci
11. Vanessa Marcil
12. Alessandra Ambrosio

I couldn't narrow it to 10, so that is what I came up with. I did not intentionally avoid any Black Chicks either, for those PC assholes out there. If Halle Berry's tits or ANY OTHER black chick for that matter compared to the ones on this list, I would have put them down.

1. Christina Aguillera
2. Jessica Simpson
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Heidi Montag's rack is spectacular. Show her titties some LOVE!

Jessica has really gotten fat.

Jennifer Love Hewitt
Marisa Miller
Jessica Simpson
Abigail Clancy
Scarlett Jo Hanson
Anne Hathaway
Salma Hayek
Halle Berry
Angelina Jolie
Lindsay Lohan

My man boobs are really juicy.

#86

Kim Kardaskank has implants and does not belong on the list. She is a no talent worthless lard ass. I hate the feel of implants and all of them look bad when they are nude with ripples and stretch marks and dimples and yikes!

Jessica will have saggy implant tits in no time if she keeps walking around braless. She got implants because her natural perky breasts went south after losing weight. One would think she would be more careful with heavy implants. She'll have to get them re done in 10 years like all the others.

what a shitty list! scarlett johansson should have been number 1 and hers are real unlike jessica..

JENNIFER ANISTON'S BOOBS ARE FAKE !
JESSICA SIMPSON'S BOOBS ARE FAKE !
CARMEN ELECTRA'S BOOBS ARE FAKE -AND SO IS HER NAME
TYRA'S BOOBS ARE FAKE !

WHAT THE HELL KIND OF STUPID LIST IS THIS ??

Well - I don't know about the best boobs, but it just came to mind that it's just as well Jessica Simpson has good boobs and the rest, because she cannot sing to save her life. Nancy Sinatra, please stand up. (Jessica, that means you should sit down, love. Close your mouth.)

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dalai liar lama (as he is known in Tibet) brain washed Richard Gere, Uma Thurman, Harrison Ford, sharon stone… etc to do his dirty works of fabricating & telling lies about Tibet & tibetans. Tibet is an autonomous region (self-ruled by the local residents) There are many ethnic groups live in tibet…such as Lhoba, Moinba, Naxi, NU, Drung, Mongolian, Sherpa, Han, Hui, Deng, Tibetan.
The land of tibet was part of China for more than 1,400 yrs. At that time the present ethnic tibetan were not even there. The majority (more than 99% of tibet residents ) they considered themselves Chinese & wanted to remain as part of China. They disagreed with dalai liar lama for independent tibet, & the land of tibet political future is for the local Tibetans (consists of many ethnic groups) to decide & they do not want dalia liar lama alone to decide for them. Those few trouble- makers (dalai liar lama & his little group plan & incite to loot & riot even killing his own tibetans) cannot detate policy for them & from time to time try to get a few troublemakers (dressed up as monks) to loot & riot. Foreigners visit tibet never seen those lies that told by dalai liar lama. Dalai Lama had done towards his own people when he enslaved, tortured and murdered Tibetans under his rule as a self-proclaimed god. High priests (monks) owned all the land & ordinary people work for them for little food. High priests did not provide any schooling, health care.......etc. Tibetans used to slaughter their animals any where & every where & created very unsanitary conditions (for food & environment) & China central government built several animal slaughter houses for them. & also built indoor markets for them to sell foods & produce. The March 08 riot was instigated by dalai liar lama, criminals were dressed up as monks burned down 6 hospitals, looted the shops before burn them (people were burned to death in their shops), killed local tibetan security personnel (they are self-ruled).
Over the years China have built many hospitals, schools, colleges, universities, roads, railway - carry fresh vegetables, fruits to Lahsa at a bargain price, all the local products can be carried away to be sold, with railway people can travel in faster speed & in comfort at bargain price. Tremendously improve local living standard, income, housing, employment, supply of daily necessary goods.dalia liar lama create more troubles for the people in tibet by making their life miserable & unbearable (in rioting & looting by his incited criminals). tibetans used to die of very young age due to they drink very high fat content yak (tibetan cattle) milk & it was the Han who brought to them & continue regularly supplied them with tea to deal with high fat in their diet.

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what a slutty video, I'd forgotten what a stripper she is

Did someone just ask why Kate Hudson wasn't on the list??

It's because to be considered for the "Beast Breasts", you actually have to possess Breasts!!!!

And Tyra Banks??? I can't get past that huge drive-in sized forehead, plus, push up bra's don't make your breast actually real....