Jul 21 2008Jessica Simpson booed at first country concert
Jessica Simpson is attempting to crossover into country music, and apparently, it's not as easy as singing about your truck and beating your wife. Who knew? She gave her first "country" performance in Wisconsin and somehow escaped without getting a bottle of Bud jabbed in her eye. Kenosha News reports:
Many audience members found her attempt to crossover into country irritating and that her vocals lacked a southern sound.
"I just don't hear the country in her; I don't hear the twang. She's not good enough to be here," said Adam Matos, 21, from Arlington Heights, Ill.
One man summed her performance up in a single word.
"It's crap," said Ryan Sia, 28, from East Troy. "She doesn't belong here."
But Jessica Simpson tried her best to win the tough crowd over by making one of her trademark retard statements:
"I don't know what your perception is of Jessica Simpson or what tabloid you buy, but I just want you to know that I'm just a girl from Texas; I'm just like you. I'm doing what I love and dating a boy," Simpson said.
Note to Jessica Simpson: Probably not a good idea to tell a crowd full of roughnecks you're just like them because you're dating a boy. These guys like to keep that shit on the down low, if you know what I mean. (Read: I'm going to get my ass beat the next time I'm in Wisconsin. And I already bought tickets for the Curd Convention. Goddammit...)
Thanks to James who's got the twang, ladies.
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Reader Comments
1. Chupacabra - July 21, 2008 2:01 PM
Finally! Her "people" reject her.
Waste. Of. Space.
2. Disgusting Ted - July 21, 2008 2:02 PM
No kidding, she can't sing. She has big tits, that's all.
3. sportsdvl - July 21, 2008 2:02 PM
FIRST omg it's Tony Romo! fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap
4. juls - July 21, 2008 2:02 PM
aw poor girl
5. bigsteamyone - July 21, 2008 2:02 PM
wow , great knockers
6. Joe C - July 21, 2008 2:03 PM
This should be considered a compliment. I hate that fucking "twang".
7. Chupacabra - July 21, 2008 2:06 PM
Holy shit. I was "FRIST."
8. Jag - July 21, 2008 2:08 PM
She does have a great rack, but aside from that, she should just keep quiet.
Also...not all of us girls DATE boys....we like a good rack too....sometimes...
http://www.grrlplanet.com
9. jake - July 21, 2008 2:12 PM
her last pop album tanked so she thought she could just go country, flash some titties and be a hit. stupid twat. will never match carrie underwood.
10. Dave - July 21, 2008 2:15 PM
Tits, 9/10 as always. Everything else is bleh.
11. hmm - July 21, 2008 2:16 PM
She's worse than Brooke Hogan.
12. boed - July 21, 2008 2:16 PM
You should have said she was boobed at her first ...hahahahahahaahha
13. jay - July 21, 2008 2:17 PM
nice lucious breasts. i would suck on those and stick my rod in between them. lick her puss and her butthole too.
14. sharpeidude - July 21, 2008 2:19 PM
She and Romo the Homo are fastly becoming as annoying as that dude Heidi and his bitch Spencer. I hope Romo gets one of his knees "nuked" and he's gone for the season!
15. A-1 - July 21, 2008 2:20 PM
Her tits do look nice. But she should keep quiet because her voice is really annoying. Just like country music.
16. Dirt Chicken - July 21, 2008 2:22 PM
Man, I forgot just how hot that bimbo is ... Blonde, big tits, nice tan, flat stomach, big asss ... and the best part is she's dumb as a stump.
17. don - July 21, 2008 2:23 PM
I hope Jess comes to every single Cowboys game this season. She's fucking kryptonite for them.
18. you wastes of space - July 21, 2008 2:27 PM
You pizza-faced losers should all go kill yourselves and stop wasting space and resources.
19. Not Cindy - July 21, 2008 2:28 PM
The rest of Jessica is just a life support system for those wonderful cans.
20. steve - July 21, 2008 2:28 PM
Still looks good for the "pop tart" act. I would hate to see her in her mid-thirties. ouch. short stubby piggy. I understand that romo just wants to get his rocks off and she's dumb to boot!
21. chester cheetah - July 21, 2008 2:32 PM
jessica should show up to church like that and sing the gospel. The priests wouldn't get excited though. although the audience members would go straight home and fuck their wives extra good!
22. nipolian - July 21, 2008 2:40 PM
If you've got a rack like that and get booed by a bunch of drunken redneck dairy farmers from Wisconsin...........I got news for you.........You CAN"T fucking sing.
23. ___________________________________ - July 21, 2008 2:43 PM
1. Nobody's as bad as Brooke Hogan, # 11. Don't be ridiculous.
2. #3, you troll. You do a pretty good fag impression because you are one.
3. #13, what are you, like 14 or something? Don't be a fucking idiot.
4. #7, you just couldn't resist the urge, could you? Stop hanging out with #13.
24. adeliza - July 21, 2008 2:44 PM
HA! HA! HA!
So how did she get famous any way? It was like, all of a sudden she was there, but I could never figure out what she did.
25. dragon43078 - July 21, 2008 2:48 PM
Damn, she's hot. If only she would lose her so called voice, she would be perfect. All she had to do was go on stage, flash her tits, and she would have been more than welcome.
26. shanananani - July 21, 2008 2:50 PM
#16 I hate to disappoint you but she has no butt, it's flat. she wore butt pads in that one stupid movie she was in...ya know, that one with the car and her as a waitress in a bar?
27. Deacon Jones - July 21, 2008 2:51 PM
Hey ladies and pigs. Im back after a nice weekend of drinking and banging MILFs at the Jersey shore. Know you missed me.
Shouldnt Romo be at minicamp?
I could go to Dallas and find 5 chicks hotter than her at the first bar. Next!
28. Pastor Joe Simpson - July 21, 2008 2:51 PM
If she made a porn movie, she'd make tens of millions of dollars off it. Stop singing Jessica and use the gifts the lord gave you.
29. jack - July 21, 2008 2:53 PM
27. No, we were all thrilled you were gone, dumbfuck. Yeah, I'm sure you were banging milfs, you retard.
30. farty_mcshitface - July 21, 2008 2:55 PM
#23-- i heartily agree. especially on your points with those sorry-assed loser douchebags who actually think it's cool or worth bragging about being first. i really wish those fuckers would take a dirt nap. they are as bad as spam bots.
31. Jamie's Uterus - July 21, 2008 2:56 PM
I love when these Simpson girls humiliate themselves. When will they learn to just go away, forever. Neither one has talent!
32. One Million Years B.C - July 21, 2008 2:57 PM
How would someone from Wisconsin, Illinois or Michigan know anything about the south or country music?
Roughnecks on top of that, please, "pass the grey poupon"...
33. Sell Porn Make Money - July 21, 2008 3:00 PM
I didn't even know barbie could talk, let alone do country music.
What a body!! I would give her the best 30 seconds of sex I can imagine.
34. ___________________________________ - July 21, 2008 3:01 PM
#30 - Thanks for the support. So you want a blowjob or what?
35. sportsdvl - July 21, 2008 3:06 PM
FRST?!?!
36. God - July 21, 2008 3:17 PM
Jessica can't sing country and when she dies she can't sing in my choir of angels either.
37. Sportsdvl - July 21, 2008 3:18 PM
great tits, lack of a brain. yep, typical Texas bitch.
#35 - trolls are bigger douches than those idiots who are so lame they are happy to post first.
#23 - pretty funny.
Deacon - training camp starts this weekend so it's fine for Romo to be out bangin' chicks just like you say you were doing this weekend.
38. charm - July 21, 2008 3:19 PM
She's like a glorified Dallas Cowboy cheerleader.
39. dude_on - July 21, 2008 3:20 PM
I typically refrain from bashing any human subject to the possession of a double digit IQ (okay, not really). However, it has been obvious for several years that Jessica should never attempt to carry a tune publicly. Jessica's gift to man is a set of absolute authentic 'mammarius gargantuous' - period. Her mouth should be opened for only two purposes... neither of which include any such attempt at song.
-- She may be experiencing some degree of embarrassment over this recent train wreck performance - so let's keep in mind that there is a person inside those luscious bouncy balloons of joy.
40. rough daddy - July 21, 2008 3:23 PM
why does she needs to win over those inbreeds? she should be glad they dont accept her...
41. Jim - July 21, 2008 3:24 PM
1. She's got big tits.
2. She's quite willing to take it in the ass.
What non-virgin cares about anything else?
42. Kathleen - July 21, 2008 3:24 PM
Ugh. She`s so useless.
43. Melissa - July 21, 2008 3:28 PM
She gave her first "country" performance in Wisconsin and somehow escaped without getting a bottle of Miller jabbed in her eye. - fixed
44. twzzlrgirl - July 21, 2008 3:29 PM
Hey, sexy superfish guy....
Great writing! I'm still laughing about not telling a bunch of roughnecks you're "just like them" cause you're dating a boy.
And, I don't know....ladies: if you you could have either brains or great tits, which would you choose????
45. joe - July 21, 2008 3:32 PM
Tony's got some lil ole man-tits.
46. Cindy - July 21, 2008 3:34 PM
I'd pick great tits, because then I could have my pick of men with brains, marry the one who made a lot of money, then divorce the fool and take half his money (at least). There's no more reliable way of getting rich.
47. Deacon Jones - July 21, 2008 3:39 PM
@29
Never heard of ya "jack" with a "j". Low esteem I'm assuming?
Dont worry buddy, someday even you might be able to fuck a Jersey MILF at a beachbar. All you need is a penis and a pnechant for one liners, jack.
48. twzzlrgirl - July 21, 2008 3:41 PM
Cindy, I like how you think.
49. Herky - July 21, 2008 3:49 PM
HAHAHAHAHA I guess the cowboy boots weren't convincing enough . . . Maybe a second flannel shirt will help next time.
http://www.digitalfuntown.com/homepage.php
50. Manly chins are super sexy - July 21, 2008 3:53 PM
Most redneck scum eat meat too, so she has a lot in common, as well as that she is red neck scum too.
51. rough daddy - July 21, 2008 3:53 PM
damn,,,jessica needs some soft kisses right between those juicy thighs!
52. Lulu - July 21, 2008 4:03 PM
All things considered....I really like her shoes!
53. kk - July 21, 2008 4:13 PM
Poor Jessica. She may be retarded but she's not the devil!!!!! She doesn't "deserve AIDS" like Spencer/Heidi (per t.s. writer!)
54. cd - July 21, 2008 4:14 PM
damn she looks uber-hot in that picture. does anything else matter?
55. kk - July 21, 2008 4:18 PM
Oh and #3 and #13 - gross. Get some in real life please.
#14 Please don't start shooting people. You're scary.
56. Ted Mosby - July 21, 2008 4:20 PM
She really needs to do Playboy.
57. SueMe - July 21, 2008 4:20 PM
# 6 I couldn't agree with you more. Country music for the most part sucks. That girl Carey from the American idol is definately an exception. There are also other exceptions such as Shania Twain, but it drives me nuts for the most otherwise.
58. sqeaky - July 21, 2008 4:26 PM
#44, tits, hands down, for all the reasons in #46, plus I'm sure the world is a better place when you have nice tits and no brain..
59. crabby old guy - July 21, 2008 4:39 PM
Okay - yeah, she has nice tits - got that.
But "cross over to country". "Cross over" from WHAT? She's considered an "artist" under what musical category?
So WHERE exactly is she "crossing over" FROM, anyway?
60. Mos - July 21, 2008 4:40 PM
Probably not the best idea to remind a bunch of Packer fans that you're dating the Cowboys' QB.
61. moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo - July 21, 2008 4:49 PM
Stick to porn chickenhead, all you have is a body. Look at your career you have failed at singing, you failed horribly at acting, you failed at singing again...
Either do a porno or playboy you have no other skills. You based your entire fucking career on being a CHICKENHEAD. bok bok. So guess what? Chickenheads have one use, getting naked and giving head. Remember that.
62. Ted from LA - July 21, 2008 5:03 PM
#46,
Cindy,
Nice plan, but remember the game... you'd be too stupid to pull off said plan.
63. Randal's Non-Gay Brother - July 21, 2008 5:15 PM
If ever there was a dress that says "fuck me", it is the one Jess is wearing in these photos. It is begging Romo to rip it down and just keep it around her waist while banging her silly. I mean, dear God, she looks so hot in that thing that Randal might even be able to get it up for her.
64. Crappola - July 21, 2008 5:33 PM
I knew it!!
HEADLINE: "Jessica Simpson is a gay man dressed as a woman!"
Man, I should totally be working at the National Enquirer!
65. timster - July 21, 2008 6:13 PM
She's got a nice pair of cans......who cares about the rest?
66. wisconsingirl - July 21, 2008 7:00 PM
the only beef i have is that the only reason she didn't get nailed with a bud bottle is because everyone was drinking miller....that said, she is still worthless....
67. oh no you didn't!!! - July 21, 2008 7:35 PM
#46 Cindy, you fucking snake in the grass! guys would have to be fools not to sign pre-nups these days. Up yours. I'd cheat on your ass and you'd get zero$$ when I dump your butt.
68. On Robertson blvd - July 21, 2008 7:40 PM
boooo ho booooo jessica lol
http://www.onrobertsonblvd.com
69. googoo - July 21, 2008 7:44 PM
first off no country star dresses like that she shoulda wore something country
70. Prof - July 21, 2008 7:44 PM
She gets fucked by her dad, functionally retarded, pretends country music is good... yep she is one of them, but despite her wonderful tits she really doesn't sound like anything special, but I did mention she has wonderful tits right. It always makes me laugh when rednecks decide to eat their own!
71. J-Simp - July 21, 2008 8:01 PM
It's too bad her career is over at such a young age. But if thecountry thing doesn't work there actually is one genre left she could try RAP.......
72. emily - July 21, 2008 8:38 PM
Kenosha News, eh? Kenosha, Wisconsin, is Orson Welles's hometown.
Orson Welles. Jessica Simpson.
...
I thought mentioning Orson Welles that close to that black hole of talent would rip a hole in the space-time continuum, but instead it just gave me a headache.
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74. Omnibacon - July 22, 2008 12:14 AM
She should be booed every time she leaves the house.
Unless she is topless.
Then she gets rythmic clapping, if you know what I mean...
75. HateFiveNine - July 22, 2008 12:53 AM
I think wisconsin needs to remember where they are located on the map and its not in the south.
76. Night - July 22, 2008 2:35 AM
She was walking around with bodyguards in Nashville.
Hilarious.
No need for that in Nashviile. It isn't L.A. We're laid back about celebrities. "Hey, cool, it's Nicole Kidman" and then we order a beer and talk about the Titans.
77. mindyOla - July 22, 2008 3:51 AM
love the dress... hate the biatch
78. Narcissist - July 22, 2008 3:55 AM
#25 - That's what I was thinking. If she flashed the crowd many of them would probably warm up to her...and if she was drunk at the time, and had some illegitimate kids, she might get a country music award.
#71 - She's HARDCORE! She could rap about narrowly escaping shootouts like Vanilla Ice did.
79. Narcissist - July 22, 2008 4:11 AM
"I don't know what yer perception is of Jessica Simpson er what tabloid you buy, but I jes want ya to know that I'm jes a gurl from Texas; I'm jes like you. I'm doin what I luv and muh dumass sister got knocked up by a queer," Simpson said. "We says we're Christians, but we ain't no more Christian than dem damned ol Spears whores or Madonna or George W. Bush. It's all jes lies like you all tell".
80. kit - July 22, 2008 4:23 AM
Boy, I never thought I'd be jealous of Jessica Simpson but god I'd love to be her for just an hour with Tony. He is so gorgeous. Sorry, guys, I hope you don't mind if a female drools a bit here, too. He is so tall, so tan and so hot and such an adorable face with those dimples. I envy her to no end. So lucky!!
81. kit - July 22, 2008 4:30 AM
Btw, I'd bet money that she's pregnant. She's a little rounder than usual and glowing. I'll bet there's a little Romo on the way.
82. Jeniffer - July 22, 2008 4:40 AM
She is pretty and sexy. I think I will love her. LOL. Every time I sign in to the celeb club R I C H L O V I N G.C O M, I can see many new topics talking about her. She has created a nice profile for seeking a great man for hook ups.
83. http://webescape.wordpress.com/ - July 22, 2008 4:44 AM
Well it was never just going to be smooth sailing was it, still she has great tits...
84. cici - July 22, 2008 7:48 AM
Jessica, seems you get interested in dating celebrities and wealthy young guys. I saw you on 【W e a l t h y L o v e s.com】 dating some guys few weeks ago.
85. A-1 - July 22, 2008 8:24 AM
That dress looks really cute on her. Those sandals are weird though. She also needs to do her roots. Her tits look great as usual. She is beautiful.
86. Fuck you Arlington - July 22, 2008 8:55 AM
Says the faggot from Arlington Heights, Ill.
Totally country!
87. Stroker - July 22, 2008 9:29 AM
I masterbated to some of these pictures. Is that wrong?
88. Fashion Police - July 22, 2008 10:22 AM
It looks like she is wearing one of those wresting title belts to hold her dress up. She must be trying to copy Madonna's picture from her "Hard Candy" album, also isn't that also the name of a nail polish company. These stars just copy everyone don't they. None of them have a new, creative idea in their heads.
89. Lester - July 22, 2008 11:21 AM
Video or it didn't happen.
90. Katrice - July 22, 2008 11:32 AM
I think you mean Miller
91. AJ - July 22, 2008 11:40 AM
Poor mediocre talent Jess. She cannot act and her singing sounds average. She should have stayed with the only man who truly loved her which was her ex hubby Nick. But Jess got a fat head during their reality show and she thought she could do better and got greedy and wanted a quick divorce so she would not have to split her movie money with Nick. Now Jess is desperate for love and goes to things she did not care for with Nick like watching football. She has no luck with love and ended up being John Mayer's easy booty call. Jess use to have a nice natural rack but then she got chubby, lost her chub, and got saggy,so she had to get breast implants to make her rack look perky.
92. Pizzafacedfourteenyearoldinparentsbasement - July 22, 2008 12:53 PM
It don't mean a thang if it ain't got that twang
And she don't mean shit if she ain't got those tits
93. felina007 - July 22, 2008 1:39 PM
I WANNA NOW THE NAME OF THIS MODEL
94. Supernetuser - July 22, 2008 2:19 PM
Some people genuinely have no talent oh I'm sorry, I meant hard work.
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96. Montoya - July 22, 2008 3:54 PM
Picture #7 = a really sorry looking bunch of losers. So sad.
97. Larry Jones - July 22, 2008 6:27 PM
Did her tits fall out at any point during the concert? If not, there is no story.
98. Amy - July 22, 2008 6:47 PM
Just for the record we don't drink Bud in Wisconsin - we drink Miller if it isn't locally brewed.
99. jEnsmo - July 22, 2008 7:12 PM
I think she's a pretty dang good singer for country......welcome to the genre & good luck.
100. Ted from LA - July 22, 2008 10:40 PM
I can't believe 100 people responded to this stupid fucking post. Nice tits wasted on a stupid airhead.
What's that? I'm 100? DOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
101. gerard Vandenberg - July 23, 2008 12:08 AM
THIS DUMBY IS THE NEW PORNO-"ACTRICE"?
she past the "mental" test with glory!!
WITH PORNO IS NO TALENT REQUIRED!!
102. Maniacus - July 23, 2008 8:09 AM
I'm not sure if Simpson would be all that bad at country actually. When planning a crossover tour you want to avoid singing country in the Northern Midwest... I'm 10 minutes south of Wisconsin, This area is the birth place of ROCK in the USA. We're not ready to buy tickets to a pop star's concert and have her twang on a banjo and blow in a moonshine jug.
103. Tyler - July 26, 2008 6:47 AM
I'm from Wisconsin, you people slamming us can just suck it. She wasn't booed because we are Wisconsin. Bitch was BOOED because she sucks.
104. ben - July 28, 2008 3:34 PM
i love jessand ashlee,ialso love seeing how dum most of these people above are.american people are mostly dum and dont have a fu-king clue just look at the polls obama leading mcain its ajoke also.
105. bigbob - August 7, 2008 3:57 PM
I HATE THE DUMB BITCH WHAT THE FUCK DOES SHE DO BUT OPEN HER LEGS I LOVED THE COWBOYS BUT NOW I HATE THE COCKSUCKERS BECAUSE OF ASS HOLE ROMO YOU FING PIG UR NO CHRISTIAN
106. BIGBOB - August 7, 2008 4:00 PM
U BITCH YOUR NO CHRISTIAN UR COMMITTING ADULTERY EVERY TIME U OPEN UR LEGS FOR ROMO U CUNT