Jul 25 2008Eva Mendes wears lingerie for Calvin Klein
Eva Mendes in lingerie is just brilliant marketing for any product under the sun. She could be in an ad campaign for Industrial Strength Penis Melter, and I'd pour it on my cereal. I don't know what that says about me as a person, but I'm sure it's something along the lines of "The Superficial Writer is a national treasure."
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Reader Comments
1. TJ - July 25, 2008 4:02 PM
Damn she is so sexy....first
2. ph7 - July 25, 2008 4:02 PM
Our favorite housekeeper still finding modeling jobs. Go figure.
3. Jason - July 25, 2008 4:02 PM
Wow, I can say First on an official thesuperficial.com comment page. I can die now.
4. Hollard - July 25, 2008 4:03 PM
I would hit this pussy in a heartbeat. yes sur.
5. Hollard - July 25, 2008 4:05 PM
@3 You are a typical idiot that posts "first" when really they are anything but.
6. Famous Plastic - July 25, 2008 4:07 PM
Eva is boring and average looking.
7. burgernoodle for the masses - July 25, 2008 4:13 PM
Hollard - give the man a break. It was a 3-way tie. I am referee.
8. LivewireT - July 25, 2008 4:19 PM
She's nothing special...nothing special at all.
9. Fiz - July 25, 2008 4:24 PM
#2 hahaha that was funny, but always remember that she is far richer and better looking than you!
10. Snoodle - July 25, 2008 4:24 PM
I can't really comment on Eva, but as a woman, that lengerie is boring looking as all hell :s
11. Googlybits - July 25, 2008 4:26 PM
She looks strange and waxy, like a blowup doll.
Either she is starving, covered in pasty makeup, or both.
Not sure about the sexiness factor (I am not a guy), but she nailed "bimbo" right on the head.
12. angiemedic56 - July 25, 2008 4:37 PM
She is anything but average, waxy, or bimbo! Don't be jealous. She's a total babe.
13. Chaturon "Chubracabra" Wattaporn - July 25, 2008 4:40 PM
@11: What you're seeing is strange, waxy retouching! Yikes!
Nevertheless, she can gurgle my snurg anytime!
14. Deacon Jones - July 25, 2008 4:45 PM
"I wanna put her in a bride dress and shit in her mouth"
-Jim Norton
15. the typical superficial loser nerd - July 25, 2008 4:47 PM
She's ugly and has small tits. Her jaws are too wide and eyes are too small. Her nostrils flare. She has no muscle tone. I've had much better girls.
16. mmetalman - July 25, 2008 4:47 PM
some of you people would bitch about 'mother theresa's' wrinkles. there aint a damn thing wrong with that! or sophie monk!
17. Barak Obama - July 25, 2008 4:58 PM
She is pretty hot. But, I saw much hotter women at the water park the other day.
18. One - July 25, 2008 5:11 PM
I don't know why, but I really cannot stand that womans face, the mere sight of just irritates the crap outta me.
19. Sell Porn Make Money - July 25, 2008 5:17 PM
I just made the floor a little wet and sticky in front of me.
20. JWM - July 25, 2008 5:20 PM
I would totally go Rick James with her.
21. coffeebean - July 25, 2008 5:29 PM
" there aint a damn thing wrong with that! " -
except she's a fucking mexican.
22. my2cents - July 25, 2008 5:45 PM
I think she looks lovely and that the lingerie is classic and elegant (not boring). I love CK's lingerie.
23. Karma - July 25, 2008 5:59 PM
I like EM and I like CK...but CK is "all american blah" and eva is a hot tamale...seems like a bad fit for a spokesmodel.
24. WOW OMG!!! - July 25, 2008 5:59 PM
The Superficial Writer, you'll always be a treasure to me...
25. Karma - July 25, 2008 6:01 PM
#21: Eva is of Cuban descent, not Mexican.
26. josh - July 25, 2008 6:08 PM
Ugly.
27. Seryi Rock - July 25, 2008 6:24 PM
I dont like much.
28. Cat - July 25, 2008 7:13 PM
To the girls out there who feel they can't comment on whether she is hot/sexy/good looking: I'm a chick and I'm confident enough in my sexuality to say that she looks amazing. That doesn't mean I want to sleep with her.
29. jonny - July 25, 2008 7:27 PM
She's hot. I would deliver a hot sausage to her back door, which she would hungrily accept. I can't wait.....HA!!!!
30. chicken pot pie - July 25, 2008 7:28 PM
well, i'm a girl who thinks this chick is MUCHO CALIENTE, and i DEFINATELY want to sleep with her.
31. gay - July 25, 2008 7:36 PM
She's real hot but these fake pictures/paintings are lame. So photoshopped and gay. Let's get some pics of Kim Kardashians penis.
32. Urbanspaceman - July 25, 2008 8:12 PM
She's a goddess, perfect in every way.
33. Jason - July 25, 2008 9:04 PM
@25 Saying she's cuban, not mexican is about as relavent as pointing out that you stepped in cat turds, not dog turds.
34. P - July 25, 2008 9:22 PM
Damn, Superfish is really on today
35. Bill - July 25, 2008 10:29 PM
I, for one, LOVE her manface. In fact, I'm HOPING something will pop out of her panties when I pull them down. And I'm a real man, so it's going right into my mouth, since I'm the one stripping her. In sex as in anything else in life, fucking finish what you fucking start.
36. Mike - July 25, 2008 11:45 PM
Her face looks like the mask a Mayan priest would wear as he's ripping out your heart.
37. sasa - July 26, 2008 2:02 AM
lol. She is really sexy!!! I have ever seen her hot video at **:::M e e t i n g W e a l t h y.c o m:::** that is a celebrity da ting sit e for wealt hy or sexy singles. She is really hot with bikini in that video. You will know how passionate it is after seening it!
38. clevelandrulez! - July 26, 2008 3:11 AM
She looks just like a tranny. A really, really hot and sexy tranny.
39. CholestaPro - July 26, 2008 5:01 AM
Oh... she has perfect figure and lingerie is so hot like her only. Quality in everything.
40. gerard Vandenberg - July 26, 2008 7:07 AM
........................IS THIS A "MIRACLE"?
41. Kareem Ofwheat - July 26, 2008 8:17 AM
She looks like a spic Cindy Crawford.
And that's not a bad thing.
42. TV Addict - July 26, 2008 10:22 AM
I really don't like her. I think she doesn't look anything special just average. Not my type at all...
43. paco - July 26, 2008 10:48 AM
first....nah!! just kidding. u guys who do that are douchebags. eva is hot!
44. dragon43078 - July 26, 2008 11:18 AM
Overrated. There are dozens of more attractive women where I work. What is so special about her? She looks like one of the washed up models that I see hawking stuff at the Biker Rodeo.
45. Frank - July 26, 2008 12:14 PM
Beauty standards have gone so far downhill in recent years. This manly mestiza is nothing compared to so many girls working small parts in television. (not to mention girls on the street of every town in the Western World) TV is where the real beauties can be found these days. Shit, go to any of the upmarket, softcore porn sites and you'll see what REAL beauty is.
46. horsey - July 26, 2008 1:17 PM
amy winehouse sure got tan
47. flawed - July 26, 2008 1:22 PM
just cuz we dont think horsey his not hot we're considered jealous?cant we just not think someone is hot? she has ALOT of flaws but thats not what makes her unattractive, its the fact that she can't act and she has to show her silly body off to get a part in a movie. thats unattractive and too easy & common in hollywood today.
48. blah - July 26, 2008 3:04 PM
this is the hottest woman evr!! my lesbian crush
49. ms coaster - July 26, 2008 4:46 PM
this ad campaign makes me want to buy CK lingerie. i dont like CK lingerie, but think Eva's body is hot.... would my body look that good in that lingerie?
50. Sam - July 26, 2008 5:04 PM
Wow you know I never knew that she was more than just in Revlon commercials and doing cheezy movies. She's actually a really good model! >_> And she's been doing quite a bit of modelling lately too.
51. Dr. John Blackheart - July 26, 2008 6:51 PM
Shes my boner pill
52. Holly - July 26, 2008 8:02 PM
#47
Not to mention her mole. Her face is just too wide, she looks incredibly manly. Putting make up on her just makes her looks like a drag queen. I don't find drag queens attractive.
Hey, I didn't know Eva Mendez was white! What's with the skin colour change?
53. Holly - July 26, 2008 8:06 PM
look. MendeS. (Before someone takes a whole post just to point that out. Apparently I have trouble with S's...)
54. Penny - July 26, 2008 8:22 PM
She is not that skinny! Serious photshopping. But still pretty.
55. Aaron - July 26, 2008 9:38 PM
Dude, I'm already sucking my life away looking at this site. if there are ads that completely take over my screen... like just happened for some bbq ad... I am so out of here. Gimme a break, I'm sure I speak for everyone.
56. Madonna_Kebabsoff - July 26, 2008 10:42 PM
I would buy bra's from her in a heart beat.
57. Cliff Notes @ TMZ Inquirerer Fish - July 27, 2008 1:54 AM
This just in.
We have just scooped 'Jerky',' Perky' and 'Lurky' over at TMZ, ' the Sn un' (sp?), the NSA, and 'The National Inquirer'.
We have just intercepted the latest 'kiss-off relationship' letter from that 'Binky' character who used to bore people here a little while back to his latest little Bic-less flicker of a flame. The saga goes :
"To whom it may concern :
Good luck in Rehab.
OOpps . I inadvertently 'slipped' and told my mom and others you drank like a fish and smoked a hell of a lot of dope to the point of unconsciousness. Mom, for one, wasn't overly impressed...-...
Well. Ok, then of course, after a while, it became a bit harder to bring you up in normal conversation, in relation to like 'days events' - that type of thing.
But you still kept phoning....
Enjoy your life exploring abandoned buildings and the circus. I had fun for a few minutes... here and there
;-)
Cheers
Binky x
PS : 9/11 was an Inside job."
58. re: Aaron - July 27, 2008 3:13 AM
Where have you been ? I stopped coming here at the start of this year, or last year (I can't remember) when the site layout changed. It's total shit and there are far too many ads, too much scrolling and fucking about just to do a simple thing like see a story (sometimes there are only 2 or 3 on a page) or go to the comment box.
I am trying to get back into it but it's just not the same and a waste of time. I probably won't be back after today.
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60. Jenna - July 27, 2008 5:39 AM
Dude... she does not look that good in person... its a ad. its a image... its not real... she AINT ALL THAT. I AM WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY HOTTER. EMAIL me at jennasmith17@yahoo.com and I WILL SEND A PIC>> CHRIST.
61. Jenna - July 27, 2008 5:39 AM
Dude... she does not look that good in person... its a ad. its a image... its not real... she AINT ALL THAT. I AM WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY HOTTER. EMAIL me at jennasmith17@yahoo.com and I WILL SEND A PIC>> CHRIST.
62. HoneyBee - July 27, 2008 8:36 AM
What's up with the racist comments? number 21, 33? Don't you know racism is for men with small weeners and big heads? Seriously, racism is soooo lame. And no, I am not black nor mexican, but try to find another way of getting off than being simple-minded, low educated sons of ladies who did not give their childrens enough love.
63. eggtooth - July 27, 2008 11:13 AM
FIRST!
64. nedyasafira - July 27, 2008 12:12 PM
I think she is really hot ,look like prince
65. Madonna_Kebabsoff - July 27, 2008 1:46 PM
If anyone here is bangin the headboard with a female hotter than this, email me pics and I will mad props you for a week...if not and you are gettin down on this fine piece of gash, then look in the mirror tomorrow morning and see what you are bangin on Friday...sheesh. NEXT.
66. temp - July 27, 2008 2:25 PM
@15 - she has small boobs?
who the hell are you looking at?! those aren't small.
well...i guess you regularly fuck bimbos with overly inflated boobs then.
67. SueMe - July 27, 2008 2:50 PM
I think Eva is absolutely gorgeous. I want to become famous some day, and have been working on getting an RN degree. After all the bad comments on here, other websites, and in the press in general I think I may stick to nursing. I know for a fact I would get talked about like a dog. This way...if anyone thinks of me as being ugly or unattractive then at least I can be helping to save lives on the job while being unattractive. I would be valuable no matter how atrocious I look to the public.
68. celebrity sexy pictures video - July 27, 2008 4:39 PM
thanxx
69. Kathleen - July 27, 2008 5:25 PM
She's hot and I don't understand why people keep saying she is average...
Is she really average? No, especially considering the number of tubbies in North America.
70. SueMe - July 27, 2008 6:50 PM
Exactly Kathleen. This woman is beautiful. If they think she's average and looks like a man, etc. I guess I don't have a fighting chance at becoming a star.
People would probably say Im fat too since Im standing a 5'3 and am currently 110 pounds. It's a superficial thing I guess.
71. Ted from LA - July 27, 2008 9:31 PM
#61,
Jenna please send me photos too at Iwanttonailjenna@YAHOOOOO.com.
72. Madonna_Kebabsoff - July 28, 2008 12:09 AM
I have made multiple 'deposits' in my Fleshlight bank over this photo right here....I am shaggin my right hand 24/7...You peeps have a super week now you all hear :) Madge
73. spike - July 28, 2008 1:29 AM
Yikes! Anyone who thinks that thing is attractive in anyway needs their fucking eyes checked. The sixth picture is downright scary!
@66, she does have small boobs, those bras are stuffed.
74. Cattyluo - July 28, 2008 2:29 AM
wow,she is sexy.Of my friend told me he saw her hot and sexy pictures on Millionaire4me.com It is worthy to have a look.Don't miss it.
75. Jeniffer - July 28, 2008 4:13 AM
LoL/ She is really sexy!!! I have ever seen her hot video on the wealthy dating club ***R I C H L O V I N G.C O M*** for hot guys and girls to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating. She is really sexy with bikini in that video.
76. http://webescape.wordpress.com/ - July 28, 2008 7:25 AM
She looks lovely as usual but I like her hair darker.
77. Cattyluo - July 28, 2008 9:25 AM
She is sexy.I saw her hot pictures on M i l l i o n a i r e4me.com wow,she is sexy,and she is dating a millionaire man on the site.It is worthy to have a look.Don't miss it.
78. RAMALAMADINGDONG - July 28, 2008 9:30 AM
SPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICOLAAAAAAAAAAAAA (sung to the tune of the Ricola commercials)
and honey bee - go put your obama sticker on your car and hug a fuckin tree. hippie. i bet you smell.
79. hausfrau - July 28, 2008 9:59 AM
BUTTERFACE.
Something about her grosses me out.
80. you silly fags - July 28, 2008 10:19 AM
Of course a site full of homos wouldn't know a good looking woman if one titty-slapped them in the face
81. Meh - July 28, 2008 9:02 PM
Typical slutty American Catholic. What whores you stupid fucking Catholics are.
82. CougarTexas - July 29, 2008 10:13 PM
Eh. Whatevs.