Jul 11 2008Eva Longoria in a bikini

hoochie mamma

She looks like a troll.

first

I never thought I would see this day...Eva Longoria has gotten fat.......!

My screen is all white now.

Did you already post she's preggers? Cause I missed it.

Wow without clothes & makeup.....GROSS.
I hope she sees these pictures & makes sure we never have to see this shit ever again.
You should be ashamed of yourself Eva. You have an imiage to uphold. Now got to the gym, then salon and get that mustache bleached.
Geez.

I'm not sure that's the best bikini for her...i like the color, but it doesn't jack shit for her shape

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she loves herself wayyyyy too much.

and she looks eww!

I see cellulite... guess she let herself go after she got married.

is she pregnant?

Seeing her without makeup, I believe I had a one night stand with her.

PLAYBOY will be honoured to take it of, I'M SURE!!

10th!!!!!! she cant be happy with these pictures, i think shes ready for a one piece, with one of those things chicks tie around their waists to cover up cottage cheese

10th!!!!!! she cant be happy with these pictures, i think shes ready for a one piece, with one of those things chicks tie around their waists to cover up cottage cheese

i think her and britney have been eating at the same restaurants

You're looking as beautiful as ever Eva but is that any surprise when you've taken such good care of yourself over the years?

Love your work on Desperate Housewives, you're a top notch act! Hope you're part of the entertainment industry for a long time.

xoxo

Randal

SEXTENITH

I'f I'm nailing Eva Longoria in the ass the last think I want to be looking at is the cross our lord and savior died on

She's an average looking yard gnome. Without the makeup and photoshopping she is just an avg looking chick. Now, most of us would still hit it but then again - that doesn't mean she's anything special. Even if you find her "hot" the fact that by all accounts she's a raving bitch should be enough to turn off most of us.

Boy, she looks awful.

WAAAAYYYY OVERRATED!!!
Why is she so hyped? I mean she's not bad on the eyes but she's not knockout gorgeous or anything.

Who gives a shit about this washed up MUDSHARK anynhow. Fuck "Bony- Tony Mudsharker" the Scram and Blow-me-o Spur and this chocolate chasing biaaaaaaatch!

Yikes, where's the asphalt driveway she was sitting on?

This girl is nothing more than a hot MILF neighbor that you would joke about fucking at the 4th of July barbecue over some brews. A sex superstar?
N1gga Pah-lease!

In that last pic I think she still has some splooge on her chest. What a woman. Eat yourselves up with envy bitches. Thats a boat full of hot ass pussy and the closest you will come to that life is watching others live it on the net !!

Dude....I'm just not that into her.
I wouldn't mind being on that cruise ship, tho.

Fish is right on the mark with this one. For some reason, this summer the oranges have been smaller than usual and kind of old-looking. Very disappointing when you're expecting firm ripe fruit.

What the fuck are you talking about #27- please fuck off. Thank you..

However, i do like oranges..

And I want to be on that cruise ship too!!

#4

She is not fat enough for me. I love females that are fat like Kim Kardashian. I love females with pear shaped bodies like Kim. I don't care about the breast size; just big fat hips, thighs, and butt does me good.

She is definitely overrated. I would fuck almost any famous chick, but I'm just not attracted to her for some reason. Give me Jessica Alba over her any day of the week.

Hmmm.... Far cry from her Bebe photoshoot, eh?

The Paparazzi: Proving once again that (virtually) no woman is as perfect as their airbrushed photos would have us believe.

eww how can Tony screw that? Her buttock and leg skin elasticity is that of a 70-year-old lady.

#27 - that's exactly what I thought! Her ass looks like one of those out-of-season, wrinkly, misshapen oranges.

That's actually a foot shower....she's just small enough to fit under it.

Those Mexican rats can get really fat.

You people are sick - look at pic #9.....how the Hell can anyone call that fat?! And to the poster that said they like a girl "fat like Kim Kardashian"...you sir are an idiot (kudos to you for liking NORMAL , FIT women, but they are hardly "FAT")! This is what is wrong with America. People either bitch that a woman is too skinny...then too fat...WTF is wrong with you people?!!! And for the record I am into health and fitness and am in the middle of those 2 extremes (I'm sure half of you would say I was too skinny and the other half would say I was fat...ala Eva Longoria).

@36
I love it when chicks bitch about people making comments about how they think "this bitch is too fat, That bitch is too skinny & I'd love to stick it up those bitches ass" No one can agree, everyone has their own opinions.
But my favorite is when you stupid cunts get on here and say shit like

" I am into health and fitness and am in the middle of those 2 extremes (I'm sure half of you would say I was too skinny and the other half would say I was fat...ala Eva Longoria)."

Or, "I am 5'2" blonde/blue and weigh 120 carrying most of it in my chest and butt"

Hey you guys can't see me but if I throw some hypothetical situations out there will someone please validate my existence?
Call your mom. If she can't say something nice to you..........Well Sorry. Then no one gives a shit about you CUNTS!
BTW I am 4'8" 285lbs with one brown eye. Will someone tell me they want to stick their dick in it?

Whew! I feel much better now.
Thanks PMS!

Not bad.

Minus the white trash tattoos.

White trash in a Mexican way......

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Eeewww...get away Fatty!
For God Sake... As long as a girl isn't disgustingly fat, I could fuck a fat girl all day and all night long , but this disgustingly fat piece of meat ,it just plain creeps me out.
Damn, So disgustingly fat and horrible..This isn't funny anymore, , this individual loves food and constantly eats to increase her fat mass, like she's training for Sumo School....
Someone, please please help her...
How many chins is enough,?

...the condemned is found guilty of the crimes of attention whoring...
...using a false identity ("actress")...
...kidnapping an NBA player who should be nailing tons of hot chicks...
...and contrary to the laws of this state...
...becoming FAT...
Therefore, according to the powers vested in us...
...we sentence the accused here before us...
...Eva Benedicta Pacifica Junita Maria Ramirez Longoria...
...known as the "Rat"...
...and any other aliases she might have...
...to hang by the neck until dead.
May God have mercy on her soul. Proceed!

#36

You are calling fat pear shaped Kim fit he! he! he! Her size 40 plus hips are bigger than the rest of her body which technically make her fat. Kim admits to eating a lot of junk food like fried Oreos and her fat body proves it. Sure there are men out there like #9 that have a fat fetish and find fat females like Kim attractive. One of the problems with fat Americans is we have too many of them and now fat Americans are trying to change the scientific rules of what is fat. Or some guys with a fat fetish also try to redefine fat. Kim is fat because her fat body ratio proves it. Eva is not skinny or fat; she is fit for her body type. Sure Eva can spot train on her troubled spots like her stomach, hips, thighs, and butt to firm up more. Eva is 5'2" and looks like she weighs 110 pounds and Kim is 5'3" and weighs around 160. Notice the enormous weight difference between them and they are both almost the same height. If Eva gained 55 pounds and got implants; she would have a figure like Kim.

Suck it up you pizza-faced losers. The closest you'll ever get to ass like that is by posting on blogs and websites.

She's still hot and you're still a fat loser

#37

I'm 5'2 and weigh 120 pounds. I have big boobs and a big ass for my body type. Sure people tell me I'm curvy but I just have fat in the right places. I want to get down to 110 pounds because I don't have as much energy as I use to. I think Eva looks good and just needs to start exercising regularly again to improve her figure.

#43 - good, I sure wouldn't want to get near that flabby droopy wrinkly thing in real life.

#44 - you forgot the part about "living in your mom's basement".

#45 - Kimberly, it's great to read that personal info about you, since I've run out of girls to rape and you fit my profile EXACTLY.

I'm 5'8" and 98 lbs. Someone please come to my house and kill me now.

for a latina her ass is horrible

for a latina her ass is horrible

#46

I was almost raped you SOB and I sprayed pepper spray in his face and I successfully escaped. I have no problem gouging a mans eyes out if he attacks me. There is nothing funny about rape you pathetic loser.

#45
No one cares.
CUNT
You are just like every other fucking slut out there.
"Do you think I'm pretty?"
"Shut the Fuck UP!"
"Yeah but do you think I'm pretty?"
"Shut the Fuck UP!"
"Do you like my hair"
POW
that's why some bitches, like you need to get slapped.

Her ass does not look good in some of the pics because she is rinsing off and is cold and it causes the butt cheeks to tighten and it makes her butt look less attractive. Everyone can create the ugly butt by squeezing their butt cheeks really tight. But when she is relaxed, she has a nice looking ass.

Somebody ought to tell the poor girl that all that Coca-Cola is what causes the rice in her ass.

As long as we're all sharing...

I've had two swollen lymph nodes on the right side of my neck for about 2 months. Then I got this really infected boil on my thigh the size of an orange. Now I've discovered that the lymph nodes on the right side of my groin are also infected, and another infected boil is literally spreading my asscrack. Is it just some bad infection traveling through my body? Anyway, I still know that I'm hot.

Taco!

Burrito!

What's comin' out your Speedo?

Cause you stink. Wha? Wha? You Stink.

.

#50 - hey Kimberly, that was me!!! Small world, huh? I love the feisty ones! See you again soon...

#51

You are a pathetic lonely man that jerks off to barely legal teens and you hate beautiful women because they are not attracted to you. I know I am hot and do not need to solicit compliments because they come naturally from men. I am also intelligent and have a good career so I do not have to rely solely on my looks to be successful at work. Knowledge is power and you lack knowledge. I am off to a business meeting.

"I am off to a business meeting."

#1 or #2? Both? You sound like it might be mostly #2.

Ohh!! Sehe needs some running!

She must be part jewish or a flat out yenta because she is well on her way to full on pudge. And the cellulite thing on a hollywood chick is not acceptable.

Without makeup her face is just all washed out looking in its rodentness.
Not hot at all.

If I saw this on the beach I wouldn't even give her a second look. And the first would be in question too.

Poor Tony Parker. Idiot.

Same story, over and over again. Girls work hard on their looks to try to snag a man, then try to look perfect for their wedding pictures, then look at the wedding photo album each night while eating all the ice cream they had been forced to give up earlier. Result: ring-wearing chubby girl. As these pictures show, it's as true for subhumans as it is for humans.

Good for you Kimberly Clark. I like a girl with more class than sass. Bravo.

Just a bit of friendly advice - don't ever say "I know I'm hot" because nothing is less hot than someone who thinks they are hot.

No, the yard gnome in the pics is not fat and no one is seriously thinking she is. Unattractive - yes, fat - no, bitch - yes, over rated actress - yes.

#61

The same can go for men too. They stay fit to get married and then get fat. I've seen it time and time again. My husband is 6 feet and weighs 185 pounds because I told him if he gets fat I;m sending him to a fat farm.

Here we go. Thanks alot now I'm going to have to explain myself to you. Stupid slut.
I am a woman with three beautiful children. I have found a wonderful man who doesn't beat the shit out of us.
I work full time, Clean the house, make sure my man has a hot meal on the table, and always gets it when he wants it. (although not in the butt yet, we're still working on that one).
I've gained some weight and am now a little tubby, but hey I've had three kids.
I don't need some turds on the internet to tell me if I'm hot or not. I have people who think I'm beautiful and that's all I need.
Not posting stats about myself.
You'd probably flash your tits to the first guy who handed you a set of beads.
Dumbass.
Get some self respect.
And if you don't need it here than why post it?

"I know I am hot and do not need to solicit compliments because they come naturally from men. I am also intelligent and have a good career so I do not have to rely solely on my looks to be successful at work."

"I'm 5'2 and weigh 120 pounds. I have big boobs and a big ass for my body type. Sure people tell me I'm curvy but I just have fat in the right places. I want to get down to 110 pounds because I don't have as much energy as I use to"

Sounds like you need to get fucked (ie excercise)

P.S. Any takers that this bitch won't stop complaining?

Actually #65 - girls flashing their tits for beads is what makes America the greatest country on the planet!

who cares?

#62 - you must be referring to her comment "You are a pathetic lonely man that jerks off to barely legal teens". Don't be such a helmet-wearing retard.

#65

You sound like a jealous bitch because you are fat and have no career. Well you are a homemaker, but being a homemaker can make the brain go into atrophy. There's not much of a mental challenge watching The Wiggles with your kids. Go take a night class and learn something to stimulate your mind, stand exercising regularly, eat in moderation, lose weight, and perhaps you will feel better about yourself, and not take your anger our on Internet strangers. Ted from LA has 6 kids and his wife is fit and looks hot. You just love to eat too much and it shows on your fat body. Having babies is no excuse for being fat.

Look at how the discussion has degenerated. That's what happens when you let Mexicans into the country.

Dude you can't read. #65 works and takes care of her kids and her man. Plus at 4'8" 285lbs you know she's all ass. I'd stick it in her brown eye.

Wow that proves that she is airbrushed in all of her Bebe Sport ads. They make her look perfect and toned and no cellulite. That was just last year. You don't get cellulite like that in one year. She must have looked really gross in person in the little Bebe shorts she wore. Gotta love technology.

See guys, all of the "perfect" women you fantasize about and think all women should look like, are FAKE!!!!!!

The ones with no cellulite in person mostly look like 12 year old boys.

I know there are perfect women out there, but there are very few and they work hard night and day to stay that way.

No thanks, I'll take my normal body and be able to have a carb now and then.

#71

#69 said she does not have a career but she is a homemaker which means work/indentured servant. I use to be an indentured servant. I got my American Sign Language Interpreter certificate after my kids got into elementary school. No sense in me sitting around at home while the kids are at school. There is only so much cleaning that can be done and meal planning during the day. I am now working part time while my kids are in school and I love it. I also pay for people to come into my house and clean it once a week now. I feel empowered now. And Eva looks good.

#71 - hey, you need to read more closely too. She said "although not in the butt yet, we're still working on that one". It's unclear whether she's referring to psychological issues or simply the daunting physical mechanics of attempting to lift, separate, and penetrate the buttcheeks of a 285lb midget woman.

"I also pay for people to come into my house and clean it once a week now. I feel empowered now. And Eva looks good."

Actually Eva looks like the people who clean your house.

Where is her waist?

#72

I do not see any cellulite on her body. I do see stretch marks on her hips which is normal for petite women. She has a little vacation fat on her tummy that she can get rid of in a week or two. Cellulite is from too much fat deposits. If a female does not gain more than 10 pounds from her ideal weight; she will most likely never get cellulite. You don't have to be a size 0-2 to not get cellulite; just don't get fat. I'm 5'2, size 4 with no cellulite.

#76

Fat chicks have a noticeable waist because their fat hips make it noticeable like Kim Kardashian. Eva is a petite female and she has a waist and small hips so there you go.

Dude, not to defend fat midgets but #65 way to go!
If any of you retards read that, I believe it says,
"I work full time,
Clean the house, make sure my man has a hot meal on the table, and always gets it when he wants it."
I'll show you how to get it in your butt

Wow, Eva really has hit the wall. And she hasn't had kids and isn't even that old yet. WTF? That's a LOT of cellulite for someone in that category. Plus, you know she has a trainer working her out, a chef making her meals, blah blah blah. There is absolutely NO EXCUSE for one of these Hollywood bitches getting fat. They have the money to stay ahead of the game and their body is their livlihood. She better wake the F up. And oh yeah, the tramp stamp...HORRID.

#75

It is sad how jealous pastey white people get jealous of Latin/Hispanic beauty and olive colored skin. I bet you look orange right now from your tanning lotion.

#72 - Congratulations! You've managed to fit all the tired, overworn, vapid statements into a single comment: fashion and advertising pictures are "airbrushed" (no! really? isn't there some newfangled computer-like way to do this nowadays? I read something about that in Reader's Digest); telling "the guys" that their fantasy girls are "fake" (really? fantasy girls are fake? hey...ya think that's why they're called "fantasy" girls?); girls with no cellulite look like 12 year old boys and "real" women can't be slender (so...it turns out there are weight rules for "real" women too). I'd be more impressed with your comment if I hadn't read something like it 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 times before.

Thanks real woman
For not posting your personal stats
Thanks to my little joke now everyone thinks I'm a fat midget.
That's alright guys, it's none of your business
Thanks 71 & 79 but no thanks.
Be happy with who you are
And I'm sorry to all of the midgets I offended by making it seem like being 4'8" and 285 with one brown eye was not attractive. You'll find your knight one day, and if not, well I'm sure there's a porn genre for you.

I am not saying her husband is a stud, but being a NBA Star should get you a better looking wife than this short, pudgy, no boob washed up TV actress

#81 - yes, I'm jealous of Hispanic beauties, with their olive colored skin and their mud-covered clothes after crawling under the border fences. We should electrify those fences, then they'd be like those backyard electric bug-zappers, which is a solution for pretty much the same problem.

#85

Correction, you are jealous of the Hispanic beauties after they clean up and they clean up well you jealous one.

tony parker got ripped off. she already has a cottage cheese ass. He's a lot younger than her and could be tapping hotties as he pleases. She duped that guy.

#83 posted the following:
Thanks real woman
For not posting your personal stats

The actual translation is the following:
Thank you fat females for not posting your personal stats. I understand fat females never ever like to give out personal stats.

@ #54: Thanks for the laugh DeeDee! My sides were splitting!!

And is it just me or in picture #4 does it seem like she is overly enjoying spraying that water on her hooch?? Her face almost looks pre-orgasmic!!!

#80

When one is petite at 5'2" like Eva; the weight is more noticeable. She looks like she gained 4 holiday pounds which is a lot for a petite female but easy to lose because it is only 4 pounds. Look at Kim Kardashian. She is 5'3" and looks huge.

I think it is great that Eva did not get breast implants. She has a nice figure for her body type. How many females out there can say all I need to lose is 5 pounds and I'm back in shape? Not very many because most Americans are fat.

You scrawny losers have never seen a womans ass in real life. This internet the closest interaction you assclowns will ever have with a woman. Now go beat yourselves until the Fish's next post.

#86 - no, I'm about $25 poorer after the Hispanics clean up. But they do an ok job, so I'll keep paying them for now.

How did I know this story, on this day, would bring out the extra venom from all the lonely skank bitches on here LOL!

Here it is friday and the only date you fat calved heifers have tonight is with the tv guide and a gallon of Ice cream and the only friend that really understands you......Mr. Whiskers the fleabag cat.

But yeah sure, Eva is a fat mexican hag. Oooookay.

Tony you lucky, lucky man. Most men can only dream of gettin up in a wet hairless rat with a baboon's ass. Tell us your secret.

#93

You better be careful because us Hispanic cleaners have bigot radar and we will use the same sponge to clean the toliet for your kitchen counter tops.

#96 - I'm paying you to clean, not to talk.

#77
Maybe you should get a new monitor for your computer. They have these new color screens now, we don't use monochrome anymore. Look at pic #3, her ass is dimpled with cellulite! Thanks for posting your personal stats, that translates into "I'm 5'2" size 14!"

#82
I am aware that "airbrushing" isn't actually done with an airbursh, but as a graphic designer, I know that is still a term used all the time regarding touching up a photo. Go back to reading your Readers Digest and post any more interesting facts you learn about here anytime.

Sorry for stating the obvious, but men are stupid and need to be reminded 24/7.

Is that Clint Howard?

never marry a woman who is about 10 years older than you. What was tony thinking??? young Tony can now enjoy Eva's gravity problem.

#98 Real Woman (AKA Typical Fat American Woman)

Those are stretch marks not cellulite. I know you are fat and have cellulite and want all famous women to have cellulite like you.

#98

Go look at your fat ass and you can tell the difference between cellulite and stretch marks. I am sure you have not examined your body in years because all fat females want to hurry up and get dressed.

Some graphic software actually have an airbrush icon for touch ups.

Geez I can almost hear the corduroy rubbing together in here. You fat whores.

Did you NOT receive your check this week???

I thought we had agreed that you were going to include a new story everyday, about ME, until my tour begins. Jesus Christ, do I have to everything myself?!

I am creating all of this juicy news, literally ruining lives and families in the process, and YOU can't even hold up your end of the bargain?

I thought you loved me? I thought YOU were "the one". I guess I was the fool to believe that what we had, was something so universally special.

Who is this troll anyway? Is she a mexican princess or something?

You have a lot of explaining to do!

Madge

Ok you got me, I'm 4'8" and weigh 285 lbs. I am covered from head to toe with cellulite and wish everyone on earth was as hot as me!!!!!

I didn't want to post my personal stats, but you forced me to do it!

I eat 10 buckets of KFC for breakfast lunch and dinner everyday with a Big Mac for a snack in between each meal.

I'm so sad....

she looks better than i've eVer seen her in these pictures. She's relaxing, in private, being herself, beuatiful... now lets go play outside

Too bad there's not a picture of the hot chick that Eva stole the bikini from. Not surprising - I doubt she wants it back now.

#102 HEY ASSFUCKER!

Maybe if you read my post a little better you'd see that I am aware that graphic software is used to "airbrush" but that noone uses an actual airbrush anymore.

And I can't tell the difference between cellulite and stratch marks because I am covered with both! Thanks for making me look in the mirror. I'll go kill myself now.

@ #80 - Seeings as I'm a petite female myself, who works out regularly, I know how our bodies work, but thanks for trying to tell me about petite people. I'm older than her and I've had 2 kids and I don't have any of the cellulite/stretch mark issues she has. Plus I don't have a personal trainer or a chef. Chica needs to step up her workout program pronto before her man trades her ass in. Once Desperate Housewhores goes off the air she'll be a shriveled up has-been.

She's ugly when she's skinny. But she thinks she's super-hot. Now she's fat.

On this site the discussion was supposed to follow those lines...

You could make a pretty fine-looking handbag with her ass. People would wonder whether it was leather or something more exotic, like from a reptile.

Damn the goofy ass mexican.
Very very nice boat though.....indeed.

PREGO BELLY!!!!!!!!!!

She is NOT cute.

Yeah okay, so she's a little soft of belly and jiggly of nalga, but I'd still hit that hard and with extreme prejudice.

Uh, spick.

Sorry but I would NOT hit that ass. She's a beaner with a bean-bag ass. Lots of the celebrity-fans who go undercover here (only bashing Britney) will say "as if you could get anything that good in real life" but seriously, look closely at the pictures. Ugly ass, no boobs, belly, rat face. Only her agent should be saying she's hot.

Wow, it's a good thing you guys all have model physiques without an ounce of fat.

#37 Where's Darkwing Duck?: Since you feel like showing your moronic IQ by name calling, I guess I will sink to your level and call you a fucking Douche Bag that doesn't know what the fuck they're talking about. Do you feel better for being a total asswipe? And I believe you when you say you are 4'8" 285lbs with one brown eye", but I'll add that you also have shit for brains as well.

@118
Of course I have shit for brains.
What else resides in an ass behind the one brown eye?
Retard

"Wow, it's a good thing you guys all have model physiques without an ounce of fat."

Actually it's a good thing we don't think we're models, given our physiques. Can't say the same thing about Pudgy.

Eva can go pick the weeds in my yard. Wait, first I'd fuck her and then she can go pick the weeds in my yard.

PREGGO, PREGNANT, KNOCKED UP, BUN IN THE OVEN... Get it?

Hey, cmon, this aint Cinco de Mayo, don't leave us with this ratfaced beaner for the weekend.

looks like in pic #10,11,12 she starts noticing the paps taking pics. She ain't too happy about it.

She has a beer belly and cottage cheese butt and fuckly face.....ewww.....gross

All she'd have to do is smile at me.

That is one gorgeous woman.

Do any of you know what real human beings - without the photo shop and airbrusing - look like?

If this is how she looks without makeup or touch up - still sierra hotel - I could not IMAGINE what she would look like dressed to kill...

"gorgeous"

Ever seen pictures of her with no makeup? She's got a thicker moustache than Tom Selleck. If you think this shapeless sour bitch is "gorgeous" I'd hate to see the pusspockets you've been poking.

I never thought in a million years I'd say this... but Celine Dion's ass is way nicer.

Anyone ever notice:
1. The Superficlal and the I Watch Stuff writers have the EXACT SAME sense of humor?
2. None of these websites update on the weekends?
3. The Superficial has de-evolved into "Women in Bikinis and Some Gossip?"

I'd sooner kiss a wookie.

I love it when "I am first" toolbag isnt first but 3rd or 4th or............... how bout if you say "first" and your not, you get banned for 1 month ! Great call !!!!!!!

FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I know you disease infested homos hate beautiful women because you see them as competition.

Wow! You guys are incredible rude. She is a 30+ year old women with a body of 30+ year old. Have you guys (& gals) seen a real women's body lately. She is fine, this is how all of us look without make up. Grow up.

I know you demented homophobes believe that men are willing to fuck both women and gay men, so gay men are in competition with women. Glad to see that you recognize the indiscriminate nature of male sexuality.

Fat Spic bitch.

she looks good, good thing she hasn't felt the need for fake tits too.

132, that made me smile.

what's up with eva's paunch? has she always had that? maybe she IS pregnant.

For the millionth time on this site:

"Wow! You guys are incredible rude. She is a 30+ year old women with a body of 30+ year old. Have you guys (& gals) seen a real women's body lately. She is fine, this is how all of us look without make up. Grow up."

She's making millions selling herself as a sex symbol. If it's all fake, and in real life she looks like "how all of us look" then she deserves to be mocked.

@78- Do you really think that skinny women can't have a visible waist? You obviously don't know what you're talking about.

SUPER WRITER!!!

Post some new stories to distract all your readers from fighting and name calling.

This is out of control.

Quit making out with the GeekGuy and get back to work!!!!

SUPER WRITER!!!

Post some new stories to distract all your readers from fighting and name calling.

This is out of control.

Quit making out with the GeekGuy and get back to work!!!!

Simply UGLY.... just like an ecuatorian maid... JUST HORRIBLE!!!!

Where's Darkwing Ducks is someone's MOTHER? Ew. Poor kids. I wonder where she posted her comments from...more specifically, which trailer park in the South did post them from?

Wow. She is gross and fat.

Fat thighs. Fat butt. And still no tits?

not every woman has cellulite people, the only person who would say that is someone who has cellulite

and honestly the worst thing about her is that she has no chin

Haha those comments were so entertaining. Bet all the girls here will be spewing if they knew how I can eat anything I want and still weigh 102lb. GUTTED!

These bikini posts are lame lame lame, and make readers post even lamer comments.

yeah..she's huge...she's just obese.

all you people calling her fat are fuckin stupid as shit...:)

Don't embrace oppressive male standards...Your opinions should count without you having to state how much you weigh...fuck them!

She's just like 75percent of every other woman..everyday, middle of the road, typical, cute, but better-looking-with-clothes-on kinda girl. So what. Most of us look better with a little mascara, hairspray and clothes. She's no different.

I think she's fat. We eat way too much food in this country. This proves that we are a strong and prosperous nation doing God's will.
Vote McCain for 8 more good years and many many many more glorious wars!

wow, she's surprisingly dumpy

Lol. It's funny, because you all secretly know none of you are anywhere near hot enough to point out her faults.

She's a size 00. If that's fat to you, you have problems.

Now there's something you don't see everyday!

all i am gonna say is that those BEBE ads are hellllllllllllllllllllllla photoshopped after seeing these pics .
This girl ,I just can't get over her FACE ,it's so drained without makeup she looks like 20 years older without her eye makeup etc.

LOL in those ads she has like a six pack no cellulite. Fake Fake Fake like most of hollywood

Yes guys say oh she still looks good to me blah blah but come on would u really think that is hot in ads ...no. she needs to be photoshopped and airbrushed to be on the magazines and ads that's the reality she is good but not good enough

Eva is hot like kazakh prostitute.

I would like to make sexy times with her anus.

I bet, PLAYBOY can take it of!!

I LOVE LAMP

OVERRATED - Eva L.

UNDERRATED - Megan Fox

JustAboutRightRated - Jessica Alba

I LOVE LAMP

Showering off Tony's nut butter off her face. Ummmm are you sure that is Eva or Lupita from up the block of some street in Corpus Christi, TX

Yeah, that's EXACTLY what a successful actress/model specializing in "sexy" roles should look like: the illegal who cleans my house. If this is Fatamerica's new standard, then Hollywood should do what the rest of Fatamerican businesses do - hire illegals and pay them dirt, and collect double the profit.

@ 77: You're ridiculous, being fat has nothing to do with cellulite. Even people who arenunderweight can get it. I'm 5'2 and 99 pounds, and I still have cellulite. A lot of it is genetic and has to do with hormones.

That being said, Eva totally has it but who even cares anymore, you'd be hard pressed to find a woman without some degree of cellulite these days.

Why do people wear bathing suits like that when they can't totally rock it? And i bet those 2 strips of nothing tied together cost more than a house

I think Eva Longordo looks fine. A little hail damage never hurt anyone.

Ew. Backfat.

This "fat" is a result of the low cut jeans, you can clearly see that, that's it..
She's not fat!

i don't see how thesuperficial can be attracted to that. she looks horrible in these pics- her midsection, thighs, ass all look gross. yea, the bikini is unflattering, but she's definitely gained weight, no question.

Are you jealous? Your fatty pale smelly bodies are disgusting

She looks very nice for a early 30s girl who is taking a shower.

Its not really fair to compare her to 18-24 year olds.

Even then she looks good

She is very photogenic when all put together

I think she's pregnant. The belly is too round for it to be just fat...looks like she's gonna have a little gnome child.

And I am 4 ft. 2 inches and weigh 345 lbs....but I have no cellulite. Am I still fat?

169 wrote: "This "fat" is a result of the low cut jeans, you can clearly see that, that's it.. She's not fat!"

in which picture is she wearing jeans???

>>It is sad how jealous pastey white people get jealous of Latin/Hispanic beauty and olive colored skin. I bet you look orange right now from your tanning lotion.

You are right. Can I please have titless Longoria? Or how about one that spreads like Salma Hayek as soon as she's knocked up? The thing about Latina women is that once they have a kid or hit about 25, the looks go fast. I don't think I've ever seen an attractive older Latina ever. Even JLo is starting to look like her ugly mother lately, and she has plastic surgeons and trainers on her payroll.

What is with them always getting HUGE and UGLY and SHORTER as they age??

#172- you're right- i was in inadvertantly comparing her to someone younger in my head. for being known as a hot celebrity, tho, i feel like she's way overrated.

as for the ones that say all the negative comments are from 'pasty white people' or 'fatty' people, i have to state that i am not white, and i sure as hell am not fat. the only thing i've got on eva is age, but she has all the spas and trainers @ her fingertips to help her look good/young. i, on the other hand, haven't worked out in months, but still look more toned than that.

That is a gross Ass. Way gross. My 44 year old mom has a better ass. Hell, everybody does.

She is a filthy taco nigger. I've raped better looking prostitutes than that.

#174
She wore too much low cut jeans, gaind a little bit of weight that became a belly because of the jeans.
That's my theory :)

God why does she wear a bikini? Ewwwwwww.
She needs to coer up and fast what a puckered up lard butt and gut she has.
I hate to see what she will look like if she ever had a kid. Good old Toney is not going to hang arund for long with a body like this.

Her butt looks like a deflated basketball.

The psychos saying she looks good need therapy.

IF EVA IS FAT THEN KIM KARDASHIAN IS OBESE. EVA HAS A LITTLE VACATION FAT ON HER STOMACH. I BET MOST OF YOU FAT ASS PEOPLE WISH YOU ONLY HAD A FEW POUNDS TO LOSE LIKE EVA. EVA HAS 2 OPTIONS:

GAIN 50 POUNDS, GET BIG FAT HIPS, THIGHS, AND ASS LIKE KIM AND GET BIG BREAST IMPLANTS LIKE KIM.

OR

EVA CAN LOSE HER 4 POUNDS OF HOLIDAY FAT AND LOOK LIKE A PETITE HOTTIE.

@175

People of color like Blacks, Hispanic, Latin age better than white people. You are a sad pastey jealous fat white person.

they got tall boys of coca cola? that's cherry.

they got tall boys of coca cola? that's cherry.

@ #182: Eva should refrain from changing her panties. Just run a little water on them and then wring them out over a cup; her yeast infection can serve as a cheap source of diet yogurt!

You know who doesn't like "people of color"? Taxpayers.

I personally don't have anything against beaners...ahem...uh, I meant people of Latino origin. Did I mention that I like Mexican food?

>>People of color like Blacks, Hispanic, Latin age better than white people. You are a sad pastey jealous fat white person.

Yes leticia, that's it. LOL.

190th bitches!!!!! Eat that!!!

I don't get the hype about Eva Longoria. To me, she still looks like a soap opera queen. Not bad, but nothing special. I saw her on Punked and she acted like a stuck up snob on there. Gotta love that show. The host should lay off the sugar, however.

fat

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did i mention....fat!

mmmmm que rica celulitis

Funny reading all the fat comments when 2/3 of this country is full of a bunch of fat fucks. If you think she is fat you people must literally stay at home in fear of the walking rhinos in the malls.

when did she get the tacky tatts?

The thing I can't stand about Eva is the way she always leaves streaks on the mirrors. A little Windex, a little effort, and you get a shiny clean mirror, it's not like it's complicated. But she does do a good job getting the bowl clean in the downstairs bathroom.

p.s. She's fat.

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She's not fat by any standard, but she is definitely heavier than earlier pics. Maybe she's joined the Hollywood baby club...

she's hot.
HURRY UP AND UPDATE ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

muffin top.

She was unattractive when she wasn't fat. Which was about 15 pounds ago.

She hasn't got any fat... it's just that there is no reconstruction of images and Eva dosn't pose (take in her stomac etc.)... This is a natural woman!

She's not fat. She's simply unattractive. So really it's irrelevant if she's fat.

LoL/ She is really sexy!!! I have ever seen her hot video on the wealthy dating club R I C H L O V I N G.C O M for hot guys and girls to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating. She is really sexy with bikini in that video.

"I do see stretch marks on her hips which is normal for petite women."

what in the fuck are you talking about? i'm 5'1" and don't have stretch marks. because i'm so fucking short! it's normal for tall folks to have them if they had a very quick growth spurt in their teens.

anyway, that girl isn't fat, she's just shapeless. she's the epitome of average, which is perfectly fine, but because she goes around talking about how genetically superior she is compared to the rest of us, she ends up looking pretty fucking ugly. if she didn't have a superiority complex she'd likely be considered very cute by most people.

Eva is not fat but would look hot like Kim Kardashian if she got fat like Kim. Eva needs to gain a lot of weight like Kim Kardashian and get those sexy fat induced curves. I have a huge fat fetish and love the look and feel of fat. Especially on the ass and the inner thighs and Kim has a lot of sexy fat on her huge fat wide sexy ass, fat hips, and fat thighs. Fat is sexy!

I've never liked this midget, she's a pretentious butterface piece of shat. Btw, I'm 5'6 and 120 with most of my weight in my beer gut. :)

Eva, make me a taco.

#208

With all the smock top and maternity styles; you will have no problem hiding your problem spot. You can also rely on a girlde to make your tummy flat like Kim Kardashian does to make her big fat wide sqaure ass look perky. Or you can get lipo on your tummy, never gain weight on your tummy again, and get sexy fat curves like Kim on your ass and you will get natural big breasts unlike Kim's fake breast implants.

Wow.. any girl without make up looks half as decent!

um, anyone else notice how she appears to have the body of a 10 year old boy?

For all you fucktards making comments about her being a maid just because she is a latina "FUCK YOU!!!" She probably makes more money than all of your sorry asses combined.

No matter how fat most of you think she is, she's probably hotter than any chick most of you will ever get to bang. The sooner you face that, the better.

Though, this is "The Superficial," so maybe you guys are just posting what kinds of responses the name of the site entails.

Pathetic, regardless!

I agree #213 and # 212

Do you know what is truly disgusting? You people.
To suggest that women like Eva Longoria or Kim Kardashian are fat is not only ridiculously untrue, it is disturbing.
Eva Longoria is abnormally thin, not just by the standards of an overweight society, but by what is actually healthy or achievable for the vast majority of women.
People who think that Eva Longoria is "fat", or doesn't diet or exercise to achieve her figure can only have a deeply distorted image of beauty and the female body in general.
Many of you seem to think that it is natural to be extremely thin. If a woman does not have the body of a size 0 model (God forbid!), she must stuff herself with junk food and never exercise.
In reality , a body as thin as the one society demands of women is unattainable by 98% of women (according to a scientific investigation into body image).
many women and young girls who read comments such as this are taught to believe that there is something wrong and disgusting about their bodies because of stupid comments made by ignorant and insensitive people (unsurprisingly, mainly men) like yourselves.It is evident that you cannot even begin to imagine the effects the things you say have on women. Society's attitude to appearance greatly contributes to the rising number of eating disorders among young girls and women. I know most of you are too conceited and ignorant to understand the full effects of such an illness, but these disorders not only kill 1 in 5 sufferers, they destroy the lives of all that they affilct, and often affect the survivors for the rest of their lives.
It is also a deeply offensive concept that a woman is judged soley on her looks. It doesn't matter about her personality, her achievements, however great they might be - as a doctor saving peoples' lives, a soldier fighting bravely for her country, or a world leader. No. Alll that matters is that she is attractive to small minded bastards. 'Cause if she isn't, she's no use to the world.
It is deeply shaming and sad that even today, in what many consider a fair and equal western society, that this sickening attitude to women still prevails.
Get your heads fixed.

Her body looks gross.

Why does she even bother with a top for those mosquito bites? At least Kate Moss and Sienna are smart enough to see there's no point...

215, LOLZ, the men who comment about women being fat and such are not men, they're insecure women who are probably fat. My Mother does the same thing to my aunt. She's fat, but my aunt gains weight in her ass and boobs naturally, so she always says "Oh you're fat, you have a big ass." A lot of women have this complex for some reason. Personally, I think Eva looks very fit and athletic. She's not too skinny, she's too fit, which isn't attractive to me. I am a bisexual female and I like breasts and womanly features in women.. that's just me.

Omg people!!! Shes stunning. Just because she dont look perfect shes still really hot! Use are probs all fat ugly jealous bitaches who will never even look half as good as eva does...use will never be half anything...fat bitches!!

sorry, kids. thats what girls look like.