Jul 28 2008Britney Spears gets her bikini on, my eyes suprisingly don't hate me
I'd traveled to all four corners of the Earth, and at last, I found her again. This would be our final battle. The killing blow to be delivered by the bazooka I won off an Army colonel in a game of Russian roulette. But, suddenly, there's a commotion. It's coming from- from- my pants? What manner of trickery is this? Arousal? How can this be? No no no NO!
"Y'ALLLLLLLLLLLLL"
She's spotted me. With my khaki tent fully pitched, I must flee - or must I? I find myself drawn to the creature. I step out of the brush and approach it. Instead of paralyzing fear, I feel strange emotions. Is this how it was meant to be? Two brutal enemies become star-crossed lovers. Yes, I can feel my heart warming as the anticipation of embrace grips me. It's at that moment I realize my folly. I had tucked a Snickers bar in my safari hat earlier that day. Well played, Beast. Well pla-
"CRUNCH!"
Reader Comments
1. mer - July 28, 2008 4:31 PM
Last.
2. Michelle - July 28, 2008 4:31 PM
Not bad.
3. TV Addict - July 28, 2008 4:35 PM
she does look quite good here. what did she do? Or who did she switch bodies with?
4. House - July 28, 2008 4:35 PM
could it be?! My wish kinda sorta maybe came true? I can't wait till she gets hot again...honestly.
5. Woozie22 - July 28, 2008 4:36 PM
She looks good! I think her dad has her back on track. Only time will tell.....oh and much better than Spencer and Heidi stories.....gag!!
6. male superficial commenter - July 28, 2008 4:37 PM
She's not stick-thin. After having kids, I expect women to become stick-thin again. At least, in the event that I have sex someday, I'd like the girl to be stick-thin, like a small boy I can put my penis in.
7. lulu - July 28, 2008 4:38 PM
Keep up the good work Brit--hopefully you can get back into the shape you were before you freaked the fuck out.
8. r - July 28, 2008 4:40 PM
Wow, she looks stinkin hot. Stop the weight loss there, maintain. Hot hot hot.
9. Good Sheiss - July 28, 2008 4:41 PM
That's some funny shit there!!!!!!!!!!
She does look great, almost enough for my Lordly standards (tightens vise grip on teste just one more slight turn)
10. Kathleen - July 28, 2008 4:48 PM
Much better!
11. dan - July 28, 2008 4:48 PM
Well give me 8 tequila shots and maybe I can do something with her... Yiaiks!
12. Dizammm - July 28, 2008 4:50 PM
There's my girl Britney.
13. gingela5 - July 28, 2008 4:55 PM
She looks GREAT! I need the number of her personal trainer--stat!
14. jesus - July 28, 2008 4:57 PM
chubby little hobbit. ass hangin out the back of the largest bikini bottom in the world. cankles, white trash.........she should die so her kids have a chance at a decent future.
15. Anexio - July 28, 2008 5:01 PM
Brti is work out all the time now that her kids is on there own and with supervison. she spend all the day dancing the pop and signing with the backups dancers and shows them what to do and move and make her look all good an d showtunes and stuff. all you pople that say bad thing abouther are sure wrong now are not you.
ha ha brit alwyas get the lastest of all the laughts.
16. ph7 - July 28, 2008 5:01 PM
Warning! It's a trap. She crosses the threshold back to do-able, but her batshit craziness is still percolating under the surface.
PROCEED WITH EXTREME CAUTION!
17. nipolian - July 28, 2008 5:03 PM
Her dad finally stepped in and said: “Look enough of this shit……. From now on we do things old school…….You’re gonna do the traditional Hollywood diet of cocaine and greyhounds.”……..It’s obviously paying off.
18. Sportsdvl - July 28, 2008 5:06 PM
I'm confused - this is really the crazy chick who porked up???? Brit is looking good, but as another poster noted - the "crazy" is still lurking so beware any who approach her.....
19. Jackson'shole - July 28, 2008 5:07 PM
Abortions do a body good--or belly anyway.
20. Christopher - July 28, 2008 5:10 PM
Can't be her, must be some kind of clone... I mean, I see her smokes, but where is her six-foot burrito?
21. Sportsdvl - July 28, 2008 5:15 PM
Did anyone check out my website for all the hot news and fantasy league sports information?
22. Lest we forget - July 28, 2008 5:15 PM
Wish I could go to the gym but Im busy raising kids that weren't taken away from me for being batshit crazy. HORRIBLE MOM!
23. Sid - July 28, 2008 5:17 PM
It'd be ironic if she got the abortion after hanging out with Mel Gibson.
24. Clem - July 28, 2008 5:17 PM
She looks un-disgusting but not even close to hot. Compare with the Sophie Monk photos.
Keep smoking Britney ya dumbass.
25. isaidit - July 28, 2008 5:18 PM
She still doesn't mother her children.... loser!
26. temp - July 28, 2008 5:18 PM
wow. she looks great. :)
hope she keeps it up!
27. IMNOTLYING - July 28, 2008 5:18 PM
WHATS ALL THE FUSS ABOUT!!! SHE DON"T LOOK THAT GOOD!!!!!
28. Ted from LA - July 28, 2008 5:22 PM
No boots, no BritBrit.
29. Mark - July 28, 2008 5:26 PM
Good mom, bad mom - I'm a guy, what the fuck do I care? The only question is whether she's sploogeworthy. Right this instant: yes. In a day or so, who knows...
30. it's me Fuckers! - July 28, 2008 5:27 PM
she's doable again! Even batshit crazy she is doable... god knows what you could provoke her into doing in the sack... ;-)
31. Ted from LA - July 28, 2008 5:28 PM
I'll bet with all these changes, her kids won't even recognize her.
32. Rick - July 28, 2008 5:39 PM
I'd stick it in her psychopooper and hang on as best I could.
33. BigJim - July 28, 2008 5:47 PM
Thunder thighs hiding a gaping axe wound that is her enormous cooter.
34. McLashen Anchovy - July 28, 2008 5:50 PM
she looks like crap, no wait she looks great, she looks like crap, no wait she looks great, she looks like crap, no wait she looks great, she looks like crap, no wait she looks great, she looks like crap, no wait she looks great!
So fiiiiiiickle... whichever way the wind is blowing I guess!
bod? ok
mind? fubar
and a fucked up in the head schizo woman is the laaaast person you want putting your manhood near sharpish teeth.
35. Eric - July 28, 2008 5:56 PM
"and a fucked up in the head schizo woman is the laaaast person you want putting your manhood near sharpish teeth."
LMAO@you frightened little pussies! Sex with a psycho chick is PHENOMENAL. The problem is the clean getaway.
36. Will - July 28, 2008 6:08 PM
well.... she is looking better than she has in a very long time...
damn, but the cigarettes are one of the most unattractive thing a woman can do. yuk
37. Dozer - July 28, 2008 6:09 PM
Ted from LA - her kids will recognize her when she gets the bag of cheetos and smokes a cig with them.
38. Britney - July 28, 2008 6:13 PM
Ah would luv to put a liplock on yer lovelog!
39. tim - July 28, 2008 6:14 PM
Her body may tone up, but she can never get rid of the stupid hillbilly face.
40. non-gay male - July 28, 2008 6:22 PM
"Her body may tone up, but she can never get rid of the stupid hillbilly face."
So?
41. Bath Time for Brittney - July 28, 2008 6:26 PM
She looks like a bowlegged old maid.
42. moobs - July 28, 2008 6:30 PM
For such an artist, she never really seems to spend "any" time actually making music!
Tanning is HARD WORK ya'll!
43. Ho Ho Ho - July 28, 2008 6:31 PM
Look how short that guy standing next to her is. He must be a hobbit or something. She probably has him dress up like one of Santa's Elf's when they have sex.
44. Bob - July 28, 2008 6:32 PM
I'd hit it
45. Mandy - July 28, 2008 6:39 PM
Wow it's BritBrit looking average. Some of you's are just way too involved in the celebrity world.
46. malicious - July 28, 2008 6:43 PM
what's with the wedding ring?
47. Derek - July 28, 2008 7:16 PM
I think she finally found a bikini that looks flattering on her...
I'd hit it either way.
48. ann - July 28, 2008 7:42 PM
huh. She is wearing a ring on her ring finger. At least her hair is looking better. Call me crazy, but I see some darkening/shading under her belly button. Lipo?
49. manicpanic - July 28, 2008 7:51 PM
She looks great <3
50. Steph - July 28, 2008 8:01 PM
Brits Looking smokin Hot!! and That ann person sure likes to start the rumors!!!
Lipo???? ppffttt who cares if she got lipo anyways??
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54. Thomas - July 28, 2008 8:08 PM
The writers of Superficial really really good.
55. Harry Ballzck - July 28, 2008 8:09 PM
Is it just me - or does anybody else notice how much better she is doing since her daddy sent Sammy Luftifiti (whatever) packing and put Adnanda (whatever) on the road ?
Hell she even covers her snatch these days. Her crotch no longer looks like a 3 day old roast beef sandwich. Well it may ... but at least it has a wrapper now
56. This Just In - July 28, 2008 8:39 PM
More and more Americans are expressing their deep admiration for Presidential hopeful Barack Obama by... get this... naming their children after the traditions they believe the rock star politician is most comfortable with.
According to recent polls, the top three most popular names chosen thus far are:
1) Jumanji
2) Oxymoron
3) Mop-N-Glo
57. friendlyfires - July 28, 2008 8:54 PM
AMY WINEHOUSE DEAD AT 24. ACCIDENTAL RX MISADVENTURE.
58. justtheobvoius - July 28, 2008 8:58 PM
Sure she can get in shape now. It just took having her kids taken away to give her the time.
59. Meh - July 28, 2008 9:18 PM
What a Baptist loser. Stupid Baptist.
60. Madonna_Kebabsoff - July 28, 2008 9:32 PM
Good prose with the banner ..*tips my hat*
61. jesus - July 28, 2008 10:25 PM
she is so ugly i am going back to the grave
62. STevec - July 28, 2008 10:30 PM
Shapeless Pillsbury doughboy/StayPuff marshmallow man body and it's even smoking.
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64. rae. - July 28, 2008 11:02 PM
BUTTAHFACE!
65. Nexera - July 28, 2008 11:06 PM
Perfect body. Absolutely perfect.
66. rough daddy - July 28, 2008 11:28 PM
wheres the booty shot? britney got junk in the chunk ya know...
67. Hemlock Queen - July 29, 2008 12:09 AM
FINALLY! A bathing suit that Britney looks good in. Way to go. I'm strangely tired of seeing this chick look like shit.
68. bonespur - July 29, 2008 12:21 AM
Mmmmmmm...me love cookies!
69. Zukyia - July 29, 2008 2:04 AM
Britney looks so gorgeous here. I ;hearts her body so much it hurts :-)!!!!
70. John McCain - July 29, 2008 2:19 AM
Has she visited the troops yet in that bikini?
71. jimmyjoe - July 29, 2008 2:31 AM
brits feet look so edible here
72. James - July 29, 2008 5:21 AM
She looks great. All she needs is some ProActiv Solution and she'll be good to go.
73. MAX Q - July 29, 2008 6:43 AM
It's gonna take a lot of lotion to cover all the CRAZY.
"Hot Dang, where's the nearest 99 cent store? And I sure do hope they sell BBQ's 'n' rubbers!"
74. gerard Vandenberg - July 29, 2008 7:39 AM
HATING HER is another story?
75. Stroker - July 29, 2008 8:21 AM
Wow. For the first time in a long time I was able to jerk off over pictures of Britney Spears. Welcome back, Brit!!!!
76. Randal - July 29, 2008 8:26 AM
Britney,
Never say never, right? It seem as though the Superfish cronies are
going gonzo over your body once again. Be warned though: You'll need
to stay in top shape mentally and physically. These guys are ready to
give you a hard time, LITERALLY (grin)! The safest bet is to lay low and
you can be sure the media curiosity will only grow. Thank you for staying
up on your dancing and weight loss! Some ask, "When is she going away?"
NEVER
"Going" away is not in this girl's vocabulary. Perhaps all she needed was
to take some time for herself. We can only imagine how that kind of fame can
let you go a touch insane: But Britney has shown us that no matter what,
you can still recover. That fat cow Madonna will fade into obscurity, but looking
down the years, Britney's fire will stay strong!
(And for you kids keeping score, read out the first word in every line. Up yours!)
Cheers!
- Randal
77. rhonda - July 29, 2008 8:42 AM
I don't know why everybody is so fed up with Britney her body! My God, the woman bared two baby's! I think she looks great!
78. Footguy - July 29, 2008 8:44 AM
#70
Her feet look edible and more. They're gorgeous. And Britney has already said that her biggest turn on is when a guy kisses her feet. Let's die and go to heaven!
79. Sell Porn Make Money - July 29, 2008 8:49 AM
mmmm.... fried chicken
80. carlos - July 29, 2008 9:03 AM
now is when I really want to see her crotch (oops... again)
81. Mel - July 29, 2008 9:34 AM
Hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!
82. Adina - July 29, 2008 10:13 AM
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85. Mark - July 29, 2008 10:56 AM
I would give my left arm to be inside her. Id still do her even when she was bald.
86. dianne - July 29, 2008 12:12 PM
yay i love britney. her fragrances and her new album rock! she's getting that awesome body back. go britney!
87. jenster - July 29, 2008 1:22 PM
lol true that #22
88. Brennan - July 29, 2008 2:21 PM
She looks very good. Hopefully she'll have a great comeback!! :]
89. Max & Chloe - July 29, 2008 2:25 PM
Britney looks great! It looks like she's on the right track to getting herself together.
90. Brit - July 29, 2008 3:31 PM
Y'ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
91. hot mess - July 29, 2008 3:46 PM
This tranny looks oddly like the Britney Spears Doll in pic 2...
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93. weirdo - July 29, 2008 8:52 PM
Brit's always gonna be a skank but I'd still pumper dumper really hard! After I'd licked that little asshole clean.
94. CougarTexas - July 29, 2008 10:08 PM
She looks terrific. Good for her!
95. Opp - July 29, 2008 11:58 PM
Such a lousy body, there's no way she could ever look good.
Thick neck, sloped-shoulders, downward-pointing boobs, short stumpy legs, tankles, bad skin, you name it. Like putting lipstick on a pig, sugar on fresh poo.
96. 96 - July 30, 2008 12:27 AM
I agree with #16. IT'S A TRAP!!!
97. Bahama Mama - July 30, 2008 12:53 AM
Snaps for her! She's looking HOT! Good to see she's getting back on track. Now if only she could stop smoking....
98. Mutton Chop - July 30, 2008 12:57 AM
Now, if only she wasn't white trash.
99. md - July 30, 2008 11:28 AM
#95lol so true......in addition I think she should go green and use her forehead as a solar panel.....................
100. FATASS - July 30, 2008 9:06 PM
She still needs to lose that gut.
101. holly38 - August 1, 2008 5:53 PM
She looks good and seems to be doing better. Funny how the good things are never reported about "Stars" then again over half of you wouldnt have a thing to do if there was.
102. carlos - August 2, 2008 6:11 PM
very beutiful
103. Bibi - August 3, 2008 4:23 PM
Brittney looks like she's on the right path to recovery! I hope she continues doing very well for herself and for the sake of her children ....
104. Catani84 - August 5, 2008 4:24 AM
Did you guys take a look at her face? What the hell happened to her face? She used to look decent...now she just looks like she's banging her brother. That ass looks kinda yummy...if you can get past the face. Or...you could just stick a Mila Kunis poster on her face :)))...that should do the job
105. ele - August 6, 2008 1:09 PM
hollywood babe.. if u are star u can do magic with ur body.. great brit
106. pinkcrystalb - August 7, 2008 2:54 PM
She still looks like she has a lot of work to do, but her body looks better than it did at the VMAs.
107. Cruxine - August 8, 2008 4:56 PM
Short legs,,,, Noooooooo!!!!
108. hardgirl99 - August 12, 2008 10:04 PM
Wow!!! Brit is back! Tan and tone and showin' the skin. Only a couple of years ago, Spears had one of the best bodies in the world. If she hits the weights really hard, she could have it again. Her body looks best with lots of muscles showing and ripped abs. Great job Brit. You have an incredible body!!!
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110. coldstone - February 21, 2009 12:26 PM
she's always looking sexy, like before she's got pregnant and have a baby, welcome back britney,...i found her very sexy ini bikini on this http://hotcelebarchive.blogspot.com/search/label/britneyspears
111. coldstone - February 21, 2009 12:43 PM
she's always looking sexy, like before she's got pregnant and have a baby, welcome back britney,...i found her very sexy ini bikini on this http://hotcelebarchive.blogspot.com/search/label/britneyspears
112. wanker - March 26, 2009 9:29 PM
shes hot i would love to fuck britney or even just wank in front of her knowing shes watchin me i'd blow a load all over her, wankin rite now just thinkin bout it.......and.......came