Jun 3 2008Tila Tequila tries way too hard to prove she's bisexual (Because she's not)

Fast!

I hate this bitch. I don't find her attractive AT ALL. If I ever has the displeasure of running into her It'll take all my focus to not smack her huge head off her fake body.

kill it with fire

Asian leprechauns are all lesbians

Death race 2008 has it's first target.

2-5 above: LMAO.
I love it, you guys are on your game today. Allow me to make my usual statement about such worthless, hellbound whores:

Vapid cunt.

Its about time they found a good spokeswoman for down syndrome.

Black Snake MOON??? Um, its Black Snake MOAN; stupid bitch. And yeh, last time I checked, Christina Ricci wasn't asian, but she is hot, unlike you Tila. And how freakin' stuck up do you have to be to talk about how hot you are? Sheesh

If it looks like 2 really ugly guys in oversized cargo shorts trying to make out, they're real lesbians.

Edit** It is "Black Snake Moan" not "Black Snake Moon"

http://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory?id=4984659

Why hasn't anybody mentioned that the movie title is Black Snake Moan (not Moon)?

Every time I see her I totally keep expecting her to just stop what she's doing, and say, "YOU CHEAT, DR. JONES! YOU CHEAT, I SAW!"

Hmm....I bet she pees green tea with ginseng....and crack.

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emm, u are so sweet.. but i just found out your secret that you have joined the online club S u g a r M i n g l e.c om a, by which you are seeking rich man to be your sugar daddy!

Good god... you could land a Cessna between her eyes.

I think the real movie title is "Moan" not "Moon."

I like me a hot asian piece of ass just as much as the next guy - but this chick(?) isn't even close to being attractive. What is wrong with her face???

Plus, what the hell is she famous for? pretending to be bisexual on myspace or something???

Tila is trying too hard to prove that she likes girls. It's just like all the teenage boys here that say I'd hit it even though they only girls they kissed were pages torn from FHM.

Tila,

Keep up the good work. You are beautiful and talented. I only wish I were a real woman like you instead of tucking my penis between my legs and posting the resulting mangina on my facebook gallery.

Randal

You are SO WRONG!

I can tell you for a fact that Tila is Bi.

What's more... she is LESS into men.

(Someone from her long distant past.)

Looks like my fans are out and about today, #19.

Thanks for the laugh but everyone knows I would never use such profanity in a post such as the one you made.

As for Tila, it's great when folks are open and honest as Tila is and always has been, which clearly showed in her first season. There are many beautiful people in the world, both male and female and finding one or the other attractive is nothing short of wonderful.

Keep wearing your heart on your sleeve Tila, your fans love ya for it!

Randal

This bitch has a really ugly face. Who the fuck cares about her? Please go back to obscurity.

I think she's hot..sorry.

Unless a fist emerges from a naughty place covered with evidence, don't believe it.

Looks like someone is again trying to impersonate me, #21.

As you are well aware, I am well versed in profanity, however the medical term for male genitals hardly constitutes profanity.

You do correctly summarize Tila's genuine, honest and profound search for love. What better tableau than the internet or MTV. Again her poise, grace and lovely countenance make me long for the time I was in my mother's womb gestating. A pox on that cursed Y chromosome for endowing me with this undersized appendage clinging tightly betwixed my legs. How I hate it for it's miniscule size and functionlessness. Soon, my garish groin growth, I will be across the pond in Sweden where a cadre of skilled surgeons will transform you into the lovely tulip of femininity destiny robbed me of inutero.

Randal...

Soon to be Randie

All you haters out there give the girl a break..I think she's kinda hot (Not as hot as SHE thinks she is, obviously)...and there is a movie called Black Snake Moon actually !!! So there. My copy is sat at home inbetween 'Shaving Private Ryan' and 'You've got mail...genitals'....

12- hello fuckface.

Does anyone really watch her show??

On a positive note, she never has to turn her head to see anything..

Never before have I seen such beauty, I'm
going to say that in order for any woman
to inspire me so, than that woman would need to
give money. Tila Tequila, if that is your real name,
you are one of a kind. Keep looking
up, sister.

Never listen to what the fools here say. They're
going to savage you from your fake breasts
to your bobblehead. They can only hurt you if you
let them. And, after being a veteran of the cruel media,
you should know how to deal with them. Shoot them
down with a sexy stare and flip of your hair!

Randal

I'd say let the lesbians have her ... but I'm guessing they don't want her either.

It must be difficult to live without binocular vision. She must have to move her head up and down like the birds to to perceive depth.

As to Superficial Writer's statement about "working her face off", let me know when that's all done.

The comments used to be funny on this site...that would be the only reason I would come here. But now they are just stupid and lame.

Except for Randal #21, he rocks...the thing about him is that no one can impersonate him #19 and 25. If you can't recognize his genius, than sucks for you. He makes Ghandi look like a child pornographer.

#31 - that was the least funny comment I've ever read here.

Living proof that if you're ugly and have no discernible talent, buying yourself a set of fake tits and acting like a outrageous slut will get you famous.

Note to Tia: Madonna beat you to it, AND saved herself money by avoiding the boob job. You're a very pale imitation, which is no doubt why you sport tats bigger than your ugly round Charlie Brown head.

You stupid pie-faced gook cunt. Me ruv you rong time. Sucky sucky?

Fake tits, round face, fugly body, too short. Plus Asian women generally suck in bed.

Other than that, go Tila! :-/

Hehe Will Ferrel <3

She is trashy, but by no means ugly.

what a shame she's all tattooed up- what a beautiful dress but she looks like a crack whore playing dress up with all the ink.

what a shame she's all tattooed up- what a beautiful dress but she looks like a crack whore playing dress up with all the ink.

what a shame she's all tattooed up- what a beautiful dress but she looks like a crack whore playing dress up with all the ink.

Just wondering, why is she famous? I don't watch MTV anymore. Was she a VJ or something

I see that Stewie Griffin served a tour in Vietnam. That can be the only explanation for this sorry mutated excuse of a whore. Just get with the sucky sucky and leave!

If Tila and Christina Ricci ever hooked up i think that would be the hottest thing since hedi montag in a bikini

Does anyone else imagine Randal sitting in his room saying, "It needs the lotion for it's skin, yes it does"...

Completely agree. What bisexual drools over Christina R?
I mean.... why not Angelina Jolie? Or megan fox ? or jessica biels butt or jennifer lopez's butt? Drew barrymore is cute too.... hmmm. Who else is genuinly hot in hollywood?

#41 - Not hotter than Heidi running around in flames in a bikini...

@11

Awesome pic...it's making it's rounds now via e-mail in my office. +1!!

#45

dude.... how is that awesome???

to 45
Dude....
How can that be awesome????

Slore.

BARF

Bitch, get your skanky ass back in that tree and finish making me some fudge striped graham cracker cookies!!

You order egg roll?

i know 1000 girls that look like...nothing special...she does have some pretty feet though. i'll give her that.

stupid ugly-ass asian hollywood troll with no talent, fake tits, big-ass head, movie screen forehead, worthless cunt. no wonder the rest of the world hates us.

HATE HER but fucking LOVE that DRESS!

this woman is fucking ugly. i find her literally repulsive. oddly enough, i would do tatum oneal. i know its fucked up but tia t is fucking creepy looking, like a LAWN GNOME.

Troll, elf, Mutant Ninja Turtle? It appears as though someone beat her in the face witha shovel when she was young. At least her parents recognized their error, but just didn't have the heart to keep pounding. Weaklings. Sentiments like these is why our world is clogged with subpar genetics.

I love the dress from the front, but what the heck is going on in the back with that big old brown strap? I thought maybe she was carring a purse on her shoulder......

The resemblance is uncanny

#7 you are an ignorant asshole.If you want to make fun of people do not use a disability to do it

I'm stumped. I don't quite know what to say...

I must be crazy, pretty fucked up or else I've gone blind, cuz I think she's a babe and I'd go down on her like an elevator, regardless of her store-bought retro-fit titties.

You don't like her...??? COOL! That just makes her a little better fantasy for the rest of us.

#12
GET A FUCKING LIFE!!!! YOU THINK ANYONE CARES?
best wishes for you and your family

Ugh, so tired of fake asian women who make the rest of us asians look bad. Thien, go get some more surgery to fix that...head... of yours. Don't know why you settled to get forehead implants, fake tits, and a nose job...it didn't do you any good. And no, I'm not jealous of some aging troll-like skank trying to relive her early 20's now that she's had her 15 minutes of fame. Your time will be up soon Thien! No one cares how bisexual you claim to be! No one cares!

Actually, I'm a bisexual female and I drool over Christina Ricci naked.

Tila Tequila? What the hell kind of name is that? That's about as believable a name as Englebert Humperdink. Or Smeagol Baggins.

Oh come on. Asians are prettier than THAT.

She is so beautiful!I love her.Maybe many men like her,too.If you want to know her more,you would go to "S e e k i n g R i c h . c o m ".She is also on "S e e k i n g R i c h . c o m ",there are a lot of reports about her.You can contact her on
that site.

too bad it's "black snake MOAN" tila!!

did she even really see the movie??

TILA isn't all of that

she's ugly

and she's not bisexual either s

and she's fake

Christina Ricci is like 50x hotter than Tila, Tila (vomit) is like a weird asian stripper midget that doesn't even have a hot body, I'd way do Christina Ricci over Tila....

so what if shes more open about her sexuality and her mind is more open than most peoples? if i see a hot guy or girl.. i spill the details to everyone... i dont see whats wrong here.

She's not ugly, yet she's completely unattractive bordering on repulsive for the crackwhore aesthetics.
And her boobjob's ghastly.

She should have stayed in filthy import modelling, instead of highlighting the part of the asian population that is classless and cheap.
Having said that, I am Vietnamese, classy, attractive and from Canada. We don't all want to be represented by her.

She should have stayed in filthy import modelling, instead of highlighting the part of the asian population that is classless and cheap.
Having said that, I am Vietnamese, classy, attractive and from Canada. We don't all want to be represented by her.