Jun 17 2008Lindsay Lohan hasn't killed anyone on set of new movie - yet
The producers for Lindsay Lohan's new movie Labor Pains are saying "so far, so good" on her behavior. Or at least the film's publicists are saying that because, for all we know, Lindsay could be lighting the crews' cigarettes with her vagina. (You heard it here first.) People reports:
"We were a little bit reluctant to work with her," Lati Grobman, one of the producers, tells PEOPLE. "But she's been amazing."
"The difference between her and the other girls that are naughty in the business is that she's actually talented. It's not [like] Paris Hilton and the rest of them. We took the chance. It's good that we did. So far, so good."
Though the producers wish Lindsay would quit one annoying little habit: Acting like a lesbian. She's not fooling anyone. Especially after having sex with all the Teamsters, and a homeless man who wandered too close to set. Poor bastard just wanted some scraps from the snack table. Let's just say he bit off more than he could chew... I'm actually serious. He had half a Cornish hen in his mouth before Lindsay tackled him.
Photos: Splash News
Reader Comments
1. Lola - June 17, 2008 1:15 PM
how this girl continues to get roles, i'll never understand.... only talent she has is opening her legs and getting drunk
2. Jack - June 17, 2008 1:15 PM
First!!1
3. liz - June 17, 2008 1:16 PM
hah first
4. Jack - June 17, 2008 1:16 PM
Fourth!!1
5. Sport - June 17, 2008 1:17 PM
Yikes.
She frightens me.
6. Barack - June 17, 2008 1:20 PM
She needs to be whiter.
7. syn - June 17, 2008 1:21 PM
Useless twit.
8. dude - June 17, 2008 1:22 PM
Damn, she's hot.
I love redheads.
Those are some AMAZING legs.
No, I haven't been talking to Randall, I just think she's so very attractive.
Uh Double that UH UH
9. veggi - June 17, 2008 1:22 PM
Actually the producers are quite happy she's been play-acting like a lesbian recently, because now she's on set and so hungry for cock that she won't even notice an overhanging silver-haired belly roll.
10. Randal - June 17, 2008 1:23 PM
Nice man ass! Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
11. JPRichardson - June 17, 2008 1:23 PM
I so much like her legs. Too bad the rest of her body is not as good. The MM reenactemnt photoshoot was scary as hell, with those flabby boobs hanging around like silicone bags. (wait...)
12. Grunion - June 17, 2008 1:25 PM
Straight.To.DVD.
13. Sue - June 17, 2008 1:27 PM
Hopefully she doesn't smell like a lesbian yet. It's some horrible combination of stopping all personal hygiene, and (unwashed) toe sex followed by queefing. I swear, next to that stench, what toots out of my ass smells damn decent.
14. Holly Cow! - June 17, 2008 1:29 PM
I've got her card number!!!!
15. Holly Cow! - June 17, 2008 1:30 PM
I've got her card number!!!!
16. dude_on_a_wire - June 17, 2008 1:30 PM
She might as well stay lesbian. I never realized how bad her body is below her tits. This shoot has convinced me to remove her snatch as my screen saver.
17. FRIST!!! - June 17, 2008 1:30 PM
She's well behaved as long as she can finish her work, go home, and suck on a ronson.
18. Ted from LA - June 17, 2008 1:31 PM
I think it would be fun to make a Waldo out of freckles and place him somewhere on her body and play Where's Waldo? Nah, fuck it.
19. PunkA - June 17, 2008 1:33 PM
Wow, who let the ghost get a movie role?? White and pasty is not attractive. She is just not that pretty, not elegant, not at all exciting. I mean, if you would tough her twat, you got a death wish. And if you find her attractive, your standards are subterranean. She is FUGLY.
20. havoc - June 17, 2008 1:34 PM
Too little.
Too late.
She blew it.
No one cares anymore.
.
21. Eric - June 17, 2008 1:36 PM
She has a much better ass than SpongeKim SquareAss.
22. chaz - June 17, 2008 1:36 PM
i would say what guy did she give head to, to get that good review, but at this point i guess it could be a girl also? "WHO'S CLIT DO I GOTTA SUCK ON TO GET A GOOD REVIEW AROUND HERE?
23. krazihotkelli - June 17, 2008 1:39 PM
zhe iz z0 gr0zz!
24. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - June 17, 2008 1:41 PM
That outfit would be awesome if she were topless.
25. Deacon Jones - June 17, 2008 1:47 PM
Im sorry, I have to admit it, I think Linsay is fucking hot as shit. Nice legs, great ass, nice tits, and she's a nympho.
Yeah she's a fucking nut, but what girl isnt?
26. ph7 - June 17, 2008 1:47 PM
Take those perfect tits and put them on body with a flat stomach, a tighter, rounder ass, a different pair of legs - thinner, tanner and less freckled.
You can keep her face, too.
27. Mike Hawk - June 17, 2008 1:48 PM
That outfit would be awesome if someone else was in it.
28. michelle - June 17, 2008 1:50 PM
WHAT is this ridiculous obsession with being first? The funny thing about it is that hardly ever are you first when you claim it, so let it go already. TARDS...
29. michelle - June 17, 2008 1:50 PM
WHAT is this ridiculous obsession with being first? The funny thing about it is that hardly ever are you first when you claim it, so let it go already. TARDS...
30. first, my ASS - June 17, 2008 1:53 PM
WHAT is with this ridiculous obsession with being FIRST? What's the big deal, first of all, and secondly, you almost NEVER ARE first, and then you just look like an idiot! Get a life!
OK, so I should get a life as well, I KNOW I have better things to do than care about this idiocy!
31. first, my ASS - June 17, 2008 1:53 PM
WHAT is with this ridiculous obsession with being FIRST? What's the big deal, first of all, and secondly, you almost NEVER ARE first, and then you just look like an idiot! Get a life!
OK, so I should get a life as well, I KNOW I have better things to do than care about this idiocy!
32. first, my ASS - June 17, 2008 1:55 PM
What is this obsession with being first? Get over it, already!
33. SCOTLAND - June 17, 2008 1:55 PM
I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the Republic for which it stands. One nation, under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all
34. policegirl - June 17, 2008 1:56 PM
I don't know about her acting anymore, but it looks like she's trying to bring back the 'robot' in that first shot.
35. im obviously the retard, forget it - June 17, 2008 1:56 PM
Obviously, I need to relax on the click button, my bad, y'alls....
36. Sport - June 17, 2008 1:58 PM
splotchy skank.
37. en espanol - June 17, 2008 1:59 PM
Prometa fidelidad, a la bandera de los estados unidos de america. y a la republica, que simboliza, una nacion,en Dios, indivisible, con libertad y justicia para todos!
38. Free The Pink Unicorn - June 17, 2008 2:00 PM
Pale, freckly, saggy
wow thats hot
39. SCOTLAND - June 17, 2008 2:00 PM
Muchas gracias
40. Tits McGee - June 17, 2008 2:01 PM
Who cares, she's got big boobs.
41. Sam Ronson - June 17, 2008 2:05 PM
I'll have two big milks and lots of cinnamon sprinkles with some cheese coming out of it.
42. veggis favorite troll - June 17, 2008 2:08 PM
Is slacking today
43. chaz - June 17, 2008 2:10 PM
i just threw up in my mouth ronson.
44. Randal - June 17, 2008 2:12 PM
Love the look you've got going there Lindsay!
I am so excited about your new movie and your role in it as well. I'm still a HUGE fan of Mean Girls and know for a fact you will shine in this new movie as you did in your previous ones.
Keep looking beautiful for the camera! Lots of hugs and kisses from me to you. xoxo
Randal
45. Remember this oldie but goodie? - June 17, 2008 2:17 PM
Salami skin, fried horsehair, botched tits, no ass
46. tight lipped smiler - June 17, 2008 2:18 PM
The homeless man stole her ass the second it didn't have a cock stuck in it.
47. Tobin - June 17, 2008 2:28 PM
First
48. Lipper - June 17, 2008 2:32 PM
I want whatever Randal is inhaling.
49. Famous Plastic - June 17, 2008 2:32 PM
Talented? Comeon. Name one good movie that Lindsay Lohan was in?
50. Deacon Jones - June 17, 2008 2:38 PM
In something totally unrelated,
Lenny Dykstra just put his estate on the market for a cool 25 million, check out the slideshow, its fucking sick
www.newbernestate.com
51. Silly me - June 17, 2008 2:40 PM
She DOESN'T have nice boobs. Just take a look (if you dare) to her Marylin Monroe "homage" photoshoot. Her boobs are saggy as hell! How could anyone say she has nice boobs? And she has no ass!!!!! NO-F*CKING ASS!!!!!
52. Lindsay - June 17, 2008 2:40 PM
shes so FUGLY. Pale, gross, freckly.. (ESP THAT ONE ON HER LIP AHHH) so. sick.
53. Matthew - June 17, 2008 2:41 PM
If Lindsay is so talented, why does she continue to make these shitty forget-them-as-soon-as-you-walk-out-the-door movies? Who's giving her career advice?
54. Erik - June 17, 2008 2:51 PM
#49 - "Red Haired Rump Rodeos 5" - totally re-established the momentum within that series, after Red Haired Rump Rodeos 4 nearly ruined the franchise by splicing in a few scenes from Real Women Have Curds.
55. dude - June 17, 2008 3:46 PM
you guys are idiots. she's very deep.
56. Yourfairytale - June 17, 2008 3:59 PM
It sounds like the producers themselves are on drugs. Talented? I think not. At all.
57. Lucy - June 17, 2008 4:09 PM
she's gotten fat and ugly-er.
58. Nathiest - June 17, 2008 4:30 PM
Stop being such assholes! Leave this beautiful young woman alone!
59. mary jane - June 17, 2008 4:35 PM
she's not human. you can't possibly get THAT white!
fucking hideous! looks like she came out of a coffin! orange dots all over the body and fat/non existant knees!
60. mike - June 17, 2008 4:39 PM
COVER UP THOSE PASTY WHITE FRCKLED LEGS WITH STOCKINGS!
COVER UP THOSE PASTY WHITE FRCKLED LEGS WITH STOCKINGS!
COVER UP THOSE PASTY WHITE FRCKLED LEGS WITH STOCKINGS!
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61. Tom - June 17, 2008 6:09 PM
She's still endlessly hot. I love her and I always will. Go Lindsay! Be as slutty and skanky as you want to be.
62. Captn Cankle - June 17, 2008 6:29 PM
Yes, she now has CANKLES.
63. techclerk - June 17, 2008 7:49 PM
@55
Dude, you are an idiot. Lohan isn't deep. Tina Fey, Kara Diguardio and all of her other writers are deep. She can't do anything on her own except make everybody feel embarrassed for her.
I really liked her but now I'm horribly ashamed of myself for ever identifying myself as a fan.
@49
Lindsay was good on SNL. Remember that skit she did making fun of Billy Joel's drunk driving? Joel hit a mailbox and a brick wall?
64. PettyPape - June 17, 2008 10:20 PM
#23- THE krazyhotkelli?!
Thanks a LOT, Lilo.
65. darrenleigh101 - June 17, 2008 10:37 PM
STFU haters. Leave Lindsay alone! You all hate her cause she's beautiful. How about you guys post up your pictures here so we can judge you. How about that!
66. techclerk - June 17, 2008 11:16 PM
@65
If the only reason why we hate Lindsay is simply because she's beautiful,.....
Then why don't we hate Scarlett Johansen? Because Scarlett is ugly?
67. befreckler - June 18, 2008 12:07 AM
No chin, no butt, no waist, and no talent. All she has in abundance are orange spots all over her ghostly skin.
250 million people live in this country, and this is the best we can do? Geez.
68. Nathiest - June 18, 2008 1:04 AM
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69. Judy - June 18, 2008 8:17 AM
Mmmm, not her fan. I saw her profile on "S e e k i n g R i c h . c o m " last week. "She is already in relationship with a young billionaire on our site", according to the officials of that site.
70. Chupacabra - June 18, 2008 11:00 AM
I'm just kinda glad she's not spraying on that fake orange tan anymore. It looked terrible. White skin with freckles may not be the peak of desire for some people, but at least it's the way Satan made her. And she should be happy, because Satan only makes junk.
71. Debbie - June 18, 2008 11:10 AM
Love the shorts, anybody know what brand they are?
72. gerard Vandenberg - June 18, 2008 1:03 PM
It apparantly IS possible:
LOOKING CHEAPER EVERY DAY!!
73. jay - June 18, 2008 1:47 PM
is the bitch going broke? she needs invest some money in getting a damn tan!! tranparent people aren't new craze....
74. Spammer - June 18, 2008 3:54 PM
@69
I think ***Phishing Site.com*** is much better.
75. herbiefrog - June 18, 2008 8:04 PM
shhh... : _)
so much anger... ?
cos she is *so* loved ?
*jealous* much ?
funny people... [not very...]
76. .....................................VISA - June 18, 2008 9:37 PM
SOME ONE MUST HAVE ZOOMED IN ON THAT VISA CARD NUMBER! IN THE LAST PHOTO, SILLY GIRL