Jun 17 2008Keanu Reeves hangs out with random topless chick, is truly The One

Not a hot chick in any sense of the word.

omg FIRST!

and I hate girls!

She's a gook actress named China Chow (poor thing, ESL parents can be unintentionally cruel). She's his girlfriend. There's this thing called "google"...

He needs to call Tank and download some muscle tone and a tan.

Mah electoral votes will leave you in a stupor.
Ah'll axe da Revrun Jeremiah put it in yo wife's pooper.

She looks like she has natural perky breasts unlike Kim Kardaskanks breast implants. She looks like she has a nice tight ass unlike Kim Kardaskanks big fat saggy ass.

They are both hot.

First

damn, Keanu is pushing 43 yrs old! He's still hot and one of a kind though! Better than Brad Pitt or George Clooney, imo.

Hooters rock.

Q. What did Keanu say when his topless woman went left him?

A. There is no poon.

She could give me a couple pointers. :)

Haha at #11 Spongebob Gangstapants.......good one!

Ok, all I gots to say about Keanu is............if you are going to continue to act in films, please do me a favor and take at least a couple dozen acting lessons. I will go halfsies..

This is exactly what makes some celebrities cool and other nos so much and here Keanu is showing you what cool is all about.

Celebs are just people and here that's exactly what Keanu is being seen as by this mysterious young lady, who no doubt has a soft spot in Keanu's heart; just look at his friendly smile!

Randal

YOU COULD HANG DRY CLEANING OFF THOSE NIPPLES!

The woman's name is China Chow. She's an actress who was in the Mark Wahlberg/Lou Diamond Phillips movie "The Big Hit" a few years back.

China Chow??? WTF kind of name is that??? That's as fucked up as "Keanu", or "FRIST!!!"..

No FRIST is hot. China Chow sounds like my dog. Keanu is just a dork. I could not sleep the other night and watched the Devils Advocate. If it was not for Charlize Theron , the movie would have sucked.

You think that name is cruel? I took the advice of a fellow poster and "googled" her. She has a sister named Puppy.

For get The One.... I like The Two.....

yum....

Forget The One...... I like The Two much, much more....

yummmmm

By the way, where is Binky? Has he been kidnapped? And if so, was it an inside job?

she looks cute. she's got some nice perky breasts.

I think this woman is actually his sister, Kim. Notice that he doesn't look in her direction unless she is submerged in water up to her neck. They are very close, apparently, but this might be a bit too close.

Ok, all I gots to say about Keanu is............if you are going to continue to act in films, please do me a favor and take at least a couple dozen acting lessons. I will go halfsies..

and I'll pay the other half..anything to keep him from being a "bass player"....what was the band's name...Dogshit?

Hmmm... must have been a tad bit nippy out there.

Nice pair of capricorns !!

#9 I totally agree. I think Keanu makes Brad Pitt look so plain and boring in comparison. Keanu's smile just makes me melt.

Keanu's awfully pasty and is generally a terrible actor, but something about him makes me want to put a baby in him... so to speak.

Photo #8 is his best acting yet .... he is trying to look concerned.

i don't really like him as an actor but you can't deny that his smile is genuine. he looks like a really down to earth and adorable guy

mmmmmmmm......... pasty.

what the hell happened to him? he was so hot in "a walk in the clouds."

yeah, i watched that shit.

Even though you looking a bit pale - Don't worry Keanu.
Personwooly - I've been having a few tech problems with the matrix lately myself.
I just dial the 800 number - everything now OK.

And Binky makes an appearance.

Keanu is The Man!

china chow is half asian and half white (father is chinese & scottish, mother is german & japanese).

#22 Ted. Was at the Lake.
Also both my reg computers have died. (These little commentary gems have their genesis from 'Safe Mode') Oh. Well.
Ok
and... - they also banned me for a while...
Cliff Notes : It's about time !!
Binky : Oh - come on Cliff - no one reads these things

#25 haha...dogshit, dogstar, never heard one of his songs, oh wait yeah I did, but my brain has blocked out that memory..
Good thing too, well maybe I will go on youporn er, I mean youtube...duh/

Wow, you could cut glass with those babies.

Keanu better be careful. He could poke an eye out on those things.

damn, she's got a fantastic body

This truly makes me feel bad for him...no ones going to want to be actors anymore if you nosy idiots keep spying on them for 20 years after their big films!! Its not even funny anymore... "OOH, HES NOT AS HOT ANYMORE!"

"YEAH, HES WHITE, HE SHOULD BE TANNER, AND SHOULD GET MORE MUSCLES"
"HER BOOBS MIGHT BE REAL"

Give me a break. This phase will definitely end soon though, they wont tolerate this b.s. much longer.

Keanu is the cutest. But Ive always thought he was gay.

Well, professor, I don't really think anybody actualy said anything bad about him, just his acting skils and his stupid band, so...

I couldn't be with someone if their nipples were that big.

"Ted's" excellent nipple adventure...without "Bill"...!

I KNOW HER! THAT'S CHINA CHOW! Why are her nipples so big?

UCrawford....that is not China Chow's ethnicity. Her dad is mostly Chinese with "a little English blood" and her mom is Japanese and German.

My wife's nipples are that big Molly. They're a blast. Two of my favorite things in life... followed closely by the rest of her, our kids, my dog, college football Saturdays, beer, burgers on the grill (shut the fuck up vegetarians), jogs on the beach, deep sea fishing in Mexico, sleeping in on cold winter mornings, pina coladas, getting caught in the rain, and the feel of the ocean, and the taste of champagne. I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon, Molly, and cut through all this red tape, at a bar called O'Malley's, where I show you those big nipples I was telling you about... you'll change your mind.

Hey, Ted, I like all those things too, you and your wife need to meet me at O'Malleys..

This is why American women are so jealous of Asian Chicks -they're so damn tight and perky.

Compare this babe to that Heigl Zeti bitch. Hardly even the same species.

Boy, he really let himself go, didn't he?

Is he related to her? They kinda look alike, and in all these pictures he never once looks at her, like he's avoiding her boobs all together..and I don't know any man that isn't gay that doesn't at least take a couple of glances at a topless chick. It seems really weird.

He's so adorable!

what's with the weird scar he has on his mid section. looks like a low open heart surgery scar.

You know what I need?

I gotta' have more cock.

I need more cock.

Um, wait. I meant to say cowbell. Never mind.

It has nothing to do with whether she is Asian or not, she is TOO close to him with her perky breasts whether he is LOOKING at them or not. The only very mildly happy-ish thought is that as cold as the water seems to have been, it might have had the, um, opposite effect on him, than...on her. LOL

Hey, "duh," you nasty racist fuck. Why would you be so casual about using racist terms? If I saw your ugly face on the street, I wouldn't put any change in your cup, you rancid piece of shitl

Hey, "duh," you nasty racist fuck. It's funny that an obvious limpdick asslick would be so casual about using a racial epithet about a woman. If I saw your ugly face on the street, I wouldn't put any change in your cup, you rancid piece of shit.

That chick is the reason God created Le Mystere bras (for $76 you can turn those frowns upside down..)
I think the reason he keeps loooking down is there are 2 arrows pointing that direction..ha
OK, Randal can I talk dirty to you and watch you blush? Do you wear suspenders and secrectly want to get spanked?
I just want to know if you're really that way, because darn it, you're just a delightful fellow, you know? You're the bees knees, Randall.

ANd BTW I am NOT jealous of asian women, why do men think women are jealous of asian women?
Just because Becky and I don't invite hxjhdfjyei (yes I pounded randomly on my keyboard) to the lunch table to gossip about othergirls doesn't mean we're jealous. We're too busy looking at those rap guy's girlfriend's butts..

For Duh.

Hey assclown. What century were you born in? Big people don't use the term "gook", you sad silly little troll. Grow the hell up!

I think Keanu Reeves is foxy.

His teets are deflated.

it's his sister....

The only thing that would make these pictures complete is a farmer's tan on alabaster Keanu... because he's a CAT cap away from looking like a fucking hick.

He looks like a young boy in the one where he's picking his fingernail LOL!
I wonder why he's antsy around da boobays??
And his nipples look oddly placed, no?
Still, he's quite a handsome fellow >:-D

#53

excuse me. gays love tits. vag, not so much. learn it

Anti-racist, is that the meanest thing you can think to say, "I won't put change in your cup?" You...YOU CAD!!!

You are right, the last thing to say about her is something like that. I just don't like that she is naked and running around on the Riviera with K. Its called a towel, you get out of the water, and you put it around you, when you spot the little man going snap snap snap...unless you are purposely trying to generate press at Ks expense, at which point, that is another issue. I suppose it has worked for countless other starlets, while I have not seen too many shots of this nature allowed by beautiful women like Angelina. Everyone knows this is done in Europe, however it is something to take into consideration when you are with a high profile guy, that he may or may not want to be photographed this way. He doesn't really look like he blocked this particular pet-trick for the press...

Headlights on full beam.

........................................THIS IS A LESBIAN?

NICE SCAR!!!!

jeez.. you guys shouldn't make fun of keanu .. if you check his background he's had a pretty hard life.. his wife had a miscarriage and then a week after she was killed in a car accident. while the whole time his sister is battling lukemia which i don't know is still alive right now.. pretty sad

#72 - Hey tim, did you get a violin with that vagina or were they sold separately?

She's hot. Great bod, perfect perky tits and awesome nipples. Yumm!

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Cute couple. It seems thay are happy. But I saw his personal ID on wealthy menpersonalssite """""W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m""""" last week. What is he looking for on that site? Looking for sugarbabe?

hey #73 did you dick as a birthday present when your mother gave birth to an asshole

@ #3: Thank you for your comment; it was easily the best of the lot. Don't pay any attention to your critics here; they're just typical PC thought-police. ; )

Those are so perky fun bags. NICE

@ 55 and 57

its a scar from a motorcycle accident ages ago. bet you think its sexy now, dont you?

That's China Chow. Surprised none of the gossips sites got that right.

@3 and 77: As a white person I can say this: You're a waste of space. Do the world a favor and kill yourself.

#72 I agree with you. He must have had a really shitty time since his baby and girlfriend died. I really hope he finds happiness again.

Keanu is pushing 43 yrs old! He's still hot and one of a kind though! And you can't deny that his smile is genuine. Check his more latest hot and sexy videos on horsematch.com.

keanu has gotton flabby, he needs to build some muscle and be a real man

he is hot!

Fucking sheep.

China Chow is hot as.

@ #81: Oh now George, don't worry, be happy! You sound apoplectic; apoplexy isn't good for you. Relax! Enjoy the video! Sit back and have some popcorn! : )

W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m?what his id?questionnaire number there,do anybody know?

W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111

@3, You're a dumbass!

She is the daughter of the owner's of Mr. Chow restaurant.

To #72 - Jen Syme was not his wife (she was pregnant with his baby and lost it, but they were never married.)

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what in the world is that thing on her back in the first picture?

what in the world is that thing on her back in the first picture?

HOLY SHIT THEY LOOK PALE!!!

Perrrhaps that's just her other elbow, but I had a lot of fun thinking she had a nipple on her back.