Jun 2 2008Jessica Alba wears a bikini, could be pregnant

Her milk came in early.

Frist!

oh my!

When she is knocked up, she is not nearly as hot. And I think knocked up chicks are kind of hot.

Holy Mother of Pearl

That doesn't look like her at all.

looks like brit-brit

Lady, I can see the baby's head, close your legs!

seriously? if you're gonna post the same thing as every other site, at least make an original headline! I dunno if WWTD made it up or if they stole it too, but i know i saw this same story, with the headline "JESSICA ALBA MIGHT BE PREGNANT" this afternoon. Come on man...

#9 Well how many ways does one have to come up with to say Might be Pregnant... theres only so many ways lol.

Hey #9

That's a pretty generic headline that sort of makes sense, given the pictures. I highly doubt there's a vast conspiracy of headline stealing at work here, something tells me it's the most obvious conclusion to make.

Are you also upset that STOP signs on the street don't have more variety?

heh, i'd have laughed at a fat joke. :D

could have even gone the jennifer love hewit route :D

good for her... other people have kids and they shouldn't... she looks pretty good too for a mom to be:)

I'd still hit it.

Pregnancy is doing phenomenal things for her tits (not that they needed help in the first place).

And I would definitely still hit it.

Pregnancy is doing phenomenal things for her tits (not that they needed help in the first place).

And I would definitely still hit it.

That she is lounging in a kiddie pool --- I just love her so much right now. Could a super hot chick be more chill? No. No, they could not.

P.S. Since it seems to be the trend to say so: "I am a girl."

She looks like she is on siesta.

P.P.S. Turns out that it is not in fact a kiddie pool and that I am, in fact, blind. Happens.

What a fat pig.

Judging by the frowny-puss she has worn during this pregnancy, if that baby doesn't turn out to be the cutest, brightest, most talented cherub in the world, Jessica is gonna be mighty pissed....I wouldn't be at all surprised if she did a Britney.......well nah, not jessica, the hot...even with a baby, she could never get that greasy....could she? I don't know...she could...only she would still be hot...Britney is just old, stupid and sad.

Is this a kiddie pool or is she floating in some kind of a purple pond? She's got to be the only brown chick on earth who works on her tan. Unless, of course, she's back to staging bikini photo ops.

You can tell she is having contractions (I assume they are harmless because she seems to have no care in the world) from the way her stomach looks hard and rigid.

She's beautiful. Lovely Milk Duds.

*BARF!*

Two things mexicans love to do:
Swim at the beach with their clothes on.
Wear bikinis when pregnant and Expose their swollen, overused uteruses and bellies to UV.

she looks like a dead & bloated hippo. after seeing that, i'll make sure never to have kids.

Ha ha, the comments on the pictures are in French.

They make her say funny things, ha ha.

Too bad American retards like yourselves can't understand French, ha ha.

Note to hot, wet bitches: stop breeding. You are ruining your temple intended solely for your man's pleasure and visual stimulus, AND your offspring and minivans will clog the roads of my commute.

Jeesh, what a big beer gut.

@28 Mon dieu!! We should we bother to learn French, when you surrender monkeys already learned important English phrases such as: "Americans please help us! The Germans have over run our country again! Please please save us. You can get laid by our women for a chocolate bar."

These photos are super creepy. How do these photographers NOT get arrested for stalking and voyerism? She is obviously on private property. CREEPY!

@28, @31

a very mature response to a very mature statement

#33 The first remark deserved the response it got.
#28 Now go prosecute Brigitte Bardot some more.

I'd buy that for a pesco.

Wait a minute, I did.

Do you know that this woman is planning on having a night nanny, a day nanny is given of course all celebs have daytime nannies I mean who would raise the children of Hollywood, the parents... oh come on that's just ridiculous. But Alba is going one step further and getting "a night nanny to help acclimate [her} to having a baby" those are HER words. So baby cries at night and Alba is in her soundproof bedroom (which is the size of your whole house) sound asleep as Cash fondles her giant boobs, gotta enjoy those while you can man, before they shrink back to modest b cups, and who gets up to hold the baby? That’s right the night nanny. The night nanny stays up all night while the parents sleep like...babies and she feeds the baby, holds the baby, and helps the baby fall asleep. Why do they need a night nanny? Well, because it's really, really, hard to be a multi millionaire who never needs to work again and can always sell her baby’s first picture to People for another cool million, to care for ONE little baby and of course the young healthy mother needs a GIANT staff to help "acclimate" her to such a super stressful situation. I mean it's not like many parents who have to work 50-60 hours a week just to manage to pay the bills and have SEVERAL infants don't it all by themselves or anything.

It's fucking disgusting how lazy these retard celebretools are. No wonder all their kids grow up to be train wrecks. Guess what bitches, a baby needs its parents, not some fucking rotating hired help, and people grow up to be a little fucked up when they are raised by strangers and their own parents schedule them in for "family time" like fucking appointments at a good damn hair salon.

ALBA you are going to be a MOTHER soon, grow the fuck up and take care of your own fucking kid will ya, you can afford to live off your millions and never work again, there is NO fucking excuse for you to not be able to get up in the night and tend to YOUR baby just like every other decent mother in the world.

Real decent mom's who take care of themselves and don't get fucking huge when they are pregenant bouce back to their former shape because tending to the baby day and night is exhausting and it burns a fuckload of calories. Celebs hire nannies to do all that "parenting" shit and ignore their baby opting to spend all day working out like crazy with their personal trainer just to look hot on the red carpet again, when they could get back into shape just being a real fucking parent. A baby weighs about as much as a 8-10 pound dumbell. Think about it.

preggo ladies are NASTY

#38 wasn't breastfed.

# 36 Dude, that was a long comment. What about the dads though?

# 37 ..., why bother?

#39. Ya I could have made that comment way more concise, but oh well. Of course the dad shoul help out equally I said parents in there a few times I think (even I don't feel like reading my whole comment, lol), but she made the night nanny comment and she's the famous one so I lay it on her mostly, but of course the dad and dad's in general should help out and do their fair share, this though is clearly a case of a lazy spoiled brat and her douche husband clearly lives off her pregnant arse. They are both idiots.

I just thik it's funny, in a horrible way, that once the baby is born the nannies will care for it mainly except for when they "feel like holding it" and ALBA' and prolly her husband's main concern will be ALBA getting her ass back into shape, when if she and her husband just took care of the baby themselves all that hard work would get her figure back in no time and allow them to, and this is gonna sound crazy, actually be a parent to their child... I know, I know it's craaaaazy!

Almost all celebrity parents SUCK SHIT!

Dumb broad.
I can't imagine it's a good idea for her to be sunbathing her stomach when she's that far along. She's gonna burn that kid in the oven.

I AM HIMMLER

uh heads up superficial writer, she's been preggers for awhile!

uh heads up superficial writer, she's been preggers for awhile!

Fat Chola!

I have new found respect for Alba; I just watched the movie "The Eye", and I have to say, she was really good in it & it was a good, creepy movie. Maybe she's just better in those kinds of roles, vs just playing some tart in a romantic comedy. She was much more likeable as some haunted blind chick than her usually snotty snob, "I'm the hot chick" roles.

#45

She was good playing a blind girl because she is too dumb and boring to have expression in her eyes, wait, expression, period.

Mmmm, not her fan. I saw her profile on "S e e k i n g R i c h . c o m " last week. "She is already in relationship with a young billionaire on our site", according to the officials of that site.

Am I the only one that is going to comment on her dorky facial expression? Gah.

Am I the only one that is going to comment on her dorky facial expression? Gah.

lol she's gonna be soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo pissed!!

#50. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA that was my first thought when I saw these pics.

Good lord, this bitch is gross without makeup and now that she's fat as a whale, it's just disgusting. I knew this bitch was the most overrated woman in the world and that with photoshop, special effects and gallons of makeup she was nothing, but this makes it even worse, this woman is scary as shit au-natural. Why did you have to post these pictures? now, after seeing this, you have grossed my dick out, and it won't be able to get hard for a week, until these gross images fade from my mind.

Good lord, this bitch is gross without makeup and now that she's fat as a whale, it's just disgusting. I knew this bitch was the most overrated woman in the world and that without photoshop, special effects and gallons of makeup she was nothing, but this makes it even worse, this woman is scary as shit au-natural. Why did you have to post these pictures? now, after seeing this, you have grossed my dick out, and it won't be able to get hard for a week, until these gross images fade from my mind.

Hahahha you know she went to this huge Latino party and she got kicked out an hour in because she couldnt speak Spanish .. the guests were appalled by her

What the hell is wrong with you people! Duh she pregnant "not a fat whale" shes due this summer and its ashame people sit at home amd bash other people lives instead of worring about their own

Pregnancy ruined her tight, flat, toned abs.

Pregnancy ruined her tight, flat, toned abs.

ewwww ewwwww and more ewwwww.
she looks like an inflated gassy floating hippo that is about to fart. you know that if that thing farted people in the surronding areas would need gas masks.
the fat hippo or pool whale looks like she has been eating way too much chili and too many cheetos. like if being pregnant was an excuse to looking that gross, Angelina Jolie looks gorgeous pregnant with twins and the only thing that has gotten fat about her is her tummy, this pool whale loves the chili and cheetos too much I'm afraid. she makes the worst looking, fattest Britney Spears look hot. Britney has never looked as gross as this pool whale or gassy fat hippo, not even close, and not even when she was pregnant.
I knew Jessica Alba was nothing without gallons of makeup, photoshop and special effects, but this proves that Jessica Alba is actually FUCKING UGLY as sin without makeup. Heck, you know after looking at these pictures there's no way your dick is going to be able to get hard in the next couple days.

That's the grossest pregnant woman I've ever seen. She looks like a fat hippo that is about to fart, and you know it's gonna stink badly.
BTW, she's not ugly without makeup, she's worse, she's SCARY.

@ 56 & 58.

Oh sorry her decision to have a baby put a hold to your masturbating to pictures of her on the internet. News flash women's body changes when they get pregnant and it's not like she did a photoshoot so you immature kids can criticize her preggo body. Its some hidden paparazzi's voyeurism into taking secret pictures of celebrities.

What would happen if you get a woman pregnant? Are you going to say: "ewwww ewwwww and more ewwwww"
Grow the fuck up.

#36
Couldn't agree more. People are loosing their homes, the unemployment rate just shot up, there are more poor in America than ever before...and now we have to stare at some pregnant slob who probably won't have a thing to do with her child except to pose in "OK" magazine.

You are all so sad.