Jun 11 2008Heidi Montag: unposed without make-up (GASP!)

ewwwwww

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Useless.

Um, she clearly is wearing makeup.

Um, she clearly is wearing makeup.

haha yea she's wearing make up

@4, but not the usual caked on tranny amount

haha yea she's wearing make up

she actually looks better here than normally.
i'd still rather spoon a porcupine though.

I knew Heidi was attractive, even when she's not doing those fool made-up camera shots but here she's just all natural and pulling off cute and adorable... again!

She really comes off being just another face in the crowd, even though it's a face that draws attention due to her celebrity status.

I think it's a great look. Thanks for posting Fish!

Randal

Maybe she, I and my tumor can go out for a drink?

hey- real quick:
can more people make note that she may, in fact, be wearing makeup?
i'd appreciate it.

Still some appealing places to grope/poke. I approve.

i think she may in fact be wearing makeup

Can someone please execute Randal? Thank you.

She is wearing some makeup. She looks better without all that blush making her look like she has the jawline of a drag queen.

She's kinda cute without it but still annoying as hell!

She is wearing light foundation, mascara and blush.

Holy shit! She looks really really good here. The horrible implants are well hidden and there's hardly a gigantic douche in the frame at all.

PS I WUV KITTENS TOO!!!!

haha 12. Thats funny

No makeup?? Nay, she just toned down a bit, trying to look less conspicuous. She's just a little embarrassed after her horrible showing at the Belmont Stakes.

She's not ugly. I'm just mad at that facial expression. She does look to be wearing makeup, but not much.

yea upon further inspection, i definitely think she's wearing some make up. i'm doing it for you, douche!

i doubt she would ever purposely go out in public without at least a LITTLE make up on.... so shes obviously gotta be wearing some, but its clearly less than usual which i think looks WAY better.

LOl #12. Man, if they dressed and behaved this way normally they would be a lot less hated, still they would be hated for being fake reality douche stars, but you know they are a lot less vomit inducing when they aren't doing their wax sculpture posing nastiness and heidi hun (your name does not deserve a capital letter because you are that unimportant, you are more of a thing than a person to me) this is how your face should look when you go to the beach bitch, there's nothing worse than some idiot attention whore wearing as much makeup to go swimming as the average girl does to go clubbing.

Actually there is a douche in the frame, just look more closely at the pics. But at least he's trying to match her look by not wearing a semen-eating grin.

i don't care if shes fake as hell (in every posible way), she's still hot.

damn she actually looks great imo.

She IS wearing some makeup, along with the lower half of Rumer Willis's face.

Wow...this is actually the first time she's looked good while not wearing a bikini. Just goes to show you: women look better with the natural look.

SCREW THIS DIRTY SKANT.... NO ONE GIVES A RAT'S ASS ABOUT HEIDI OR HER TRANNY LOOKING FACE OR SILICONE BODY..... USELESS WORTHLESS NOBODY.... I PRAY FOR THE DAY YOU GET A BRAIN AND REALIZE YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A MEAL TICKET FOR YOUR PIMP DADDY SPENCER..... RETARDED, NO TALENT, BUG-EYED, FAKE TITTY'ED, UGLY ASS BITCH. HOW FUNNY IS IT THAT YOU THINK ANYONE WOULD BE JEALOUS OF YOU? ARE YOU SERIOUS? HA.... WHAT A HUGE JOKE... AS HUGE AS YOUR BIG ASS NOSE BEFORE YOU HAD IT CHOPPED OFF

DO THE WORLD A FAVOR, DRINK SOME BLEACH AND WALK RIGHT INTO ON-COMING TRAFFICAND JUST DIE YOU WORTHLESS EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN BEING...

These are the only photos I remember seeing where I did not secretly want to punch Heidi in the face.

I cannot stomach another staged photo opportunity with her, Spencer, and the Easter Bunny.

They are all useless, apart from the Easter Bunny.

She is also using concealer to hide the two pimples on the right side of her chin. It also looks like she is wearing eye liner.

she kindof has the jaw of Buzz Lightyear

She's the perfect blank slate to cater to your every sexual perversion.

I would spend hours banging her...

Dear Heidi - you're adorable just the way you are! You don't need makeup and the posed "candid" photo shoots - you're way cuter when you're fresh faced and photographed "in the moment".

You said it ph7.

AND THIS COCK-EYES WHORE IS CLEARLY WEARING MAKE-UP...... EITHER WAY, SHE'S STILL UGLY AS HELL..... WORRY LESS ABOUT PUTTING ON A MASK AND FAKING POSES OR PRETENDING THAT YOU'RE FAMOUS AND TRY TAKING CARE OF THEM ZITS ALL OVER YOUR FACE AND CHEST..... I GUESS GETTING FAKE BOOBS AND A NOSE JOB STILL WON'T CURE PIMPLES...... THAT SHOULD BE YOUR NEXT VENTURE SKANK

I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW IT!!!!! THAT'S THE CHICK WHO WORKS THE SAMS CLUB RETURNS DESK AT MY LOCAL SAMS CLUB!!!!

Isn't it funny how when she and that queer Spence are together, they are never really "together"?? Talk of marriage for these two is such a joke. Only way that happens is if Heidi has surgery, gets her fakies removed and then grows a penis. I think Tom Cruise is more Spence's type. And I think Black Beauty is more to Heidi's liking. Check out the horse face on her.

Right this way, sweetie...here we go...back to the nice comfy room with the padded walls...

Make up or not, I think she looks great in these pictures. I can actually keep my food down when I look at these.

I am not a fan of Heidi by any means, but she actually looks pretty in these pictures and surprisingly natural. I guess underneath all that nasty gunk she actually has a pretty face (although she still lacks any substance).

Either way, she's an ugly, phony person. But what we have here is a classic case of the "natural" look. Men just don't get it & fall for it all the time...it takes awhile to achieve the "natural" look though...she's got on at least mascara, foundation, concealer, powder; maybe some light blush and eyeshadow. I do the natural look all the time; except mine usually only consists of bare minerals foundation, some mascara & maybe some blush. Such a natural beauty, haha.

She looks better in these pics because she has her big fucking yap shut in almost all of them.

This ditzy broad is ugly and talentless. It amazes me how someone like this is the envy of so many young girls solely b/c she is on TV. Less breast implants and move plastic surgery... perhaps the chin of a woman!!!

This ditzy broad is ugly and talentless. It amazes me how someone like this is the envy of so many young girls solely b/c she is on TV. Less breast implants and more plastic surgery... perhaps the chin of a woman!!!

Just out of curiosity, do colored women wear makeup? If they do, is their foundation and blush black?

This ditzy broad is ugly and talentless. It amazes me how someone like this is the envy of so many young girls solely b/c she is on TV. Less breast implants and more plastic surgery... perhaps the jawline of a woman!!!

This ditzy broad is ugly and talentless. It amazes me how someone like this is the envy of so many young girls solely b/c she is on TV. Less breast implants and more plastic surgery... perhaps the jawline of a woman!!!

Wow, she looks so much better like this.

She looks so pretty I almost don't believe it's really her.

She actually looks cute in these pictures, and I hate myself for saying so :(

She's almost as cute as Danielle!

Ouf! "she and Spencer," not, "her and Spencer."

I don't think it's her. Otherwise every photo would have that stupid ass gaping fly-catching yap stretched wide open. And I'm talking about the one on her face.

Why putting tons of make up when you actually look beautiful without it
she 's looking normal and nice & I'm really shocked
she's got that baby face look wow!!

I'd still eat her ass on a cracker!

That cracked my shit up!! "Sears catalogue from hell..HA!!!!

Where the fuck is Lee Harvey Oswald when you need him?

Anyone knows what jeans she's wearing?

Heidi's eyes are empty, as if there was no sign of intelligence what so ever. I hate her, she makes women look bad. And she's wearing massive amounts of makeup... eyeliner, mascara and tons of foundation.

heidi's chin is OUT OF CONTROL.. you can grill on that thing!!!!!!

@60 she is wearing Blue Jeans

#60 Are those Bugle Boy jeans you're wearing? Hahahahaha!!

She looks like a cute young woman here. Wow.

she is super sexy.

1. no talent
2. Waste of time
3. Fucking annoying
4. fake beauty
5. DRAMA
6. like, oh my gawd, you are like every annoying stupid bitch in California
7. You have bad taste in men cause Spencer is a pussy whiney bitch, just like you

1. no talent
2. Waste of time
3. Fucking annoying
4. fake beauty
5. DRAMA
6. like, oh my gawd, you are like every annoying stupid bitch in California
7. You have bad taste in men cause Spencer is a pussy whiney bitch, just like you

1. no talent
2. Waste of time
3. Fucking annoying
4. fake beauty
5. DRAMA
6. like, oh my gawd, you are like every annoying stupid bitch in California
7. You have bad taste in men cause Spencer is a pussy whiney bitch, just like you

she is clearly wearing make up! bad call, buddy.

She's fucking cute as hell in these pics, didn't need the implants to begin with. Even her original beak was fine. Combine that with the low self esteem and the relentless hustle and you have struck gold with this one.

The plastic surgery this chick really needed was a brain implant, put Barbie's plastic brain into that echoing cavernous skull to actually raise her intelligence.

#34
Absolutely. Tabula pervertica, right spot on about that.

She looks much better than usual here, almost like a normal person! Even her fake knockers don't look out of place.
Thpenther has finally shaved his pubes - and gone brazilian. He looks a bit less of a joke, too. What's going on!?

Dear New Fish Writer,
Please bone up on your grammar. It's 'she and Spencer' not 'her and Spencer'. You make this error frequently.

Still want to non-sexually poop on her. Go figure.

She's still beautiful; pic #11 is especially flattering to her.

She's not that bad looking, too bad she's a doorknob

SHES JUST ANGELA FROM THE OFFICE....

#54 and #73: You guys are super fuckin stupid... If you want to be anal about things and try to look intelligent by attempting to correct grammar on a celeb blog site, you should've said "Spencer and she".

Why cant they pull their own fkn luggage?

Woah she looks like an average white girl that you see everywhere.

Heidi is smokin' hot as far as I am concerned. I hate fake tits and small natural ones are great to me. I hate that women think they have to do all this retarded shit to themselves. Not their fault though. Our modern capitalist society will sell you anything and program you to want it.
Anyway Heidi is better looking than anyone posting on this site. Except me.

Wow, she actually almost looks like a normal person here.

@77

I'm going to have to disagree. Angela's character and Heidi are polar opposites. Unless you are referring to the fact their hair color is similar, then I guess you would be correct in saying that. But then you could just compare her to any other person with the same hair color.

god her chin does not know its place. It just keeps going...

She has make up on...

"The truth makes you a soldier"
Ghandi

"Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter"
Martin Luther King

"Ok, lets say 9-11 was an inside job. That would be tragic, right? But maybe your family and friends need you to stop obsessing about that, and start to live your life in the here and now. You're not going to change anything posting at the Superficial anyways."
#68. panthergrrrrl, last Pam Anderson thread.

"Inside Job" ?
Knee Ya Ha Ha , 17th floor Chung King Mansions. Hong Kong (Kowloon)

"What channel is this chick on again ? Hey - wait a sec - does it really matter ?
Public at LARGE

"I like turtles!"

"Liiiiiiinger Loooonger!"

why doesn't she get chin reduction surgery

Dammit,now I got the urge to watch Seabiscuit.

I have never seen the Hills, but based on what I see on blogs she seems annoying as shit.

but in these pics she just looks normal and pretty attractive, I'd have checked her out if I passed her in the airport that day

I agree. She looks much better than normal here. Kind of cute, actually. Much less tramp-like.

I agree. She looks much better here. Kind of cute, actually. Much less tramp-like than normal.

she actually looks normal and pretty....too bad we know better

She's wearing makeup, just not as much as she would otherwise. With her hair back her chin looks as large as it really is

She looks so much better w/o all of that make-up. And you know Heidi and Spencer are quite possibly the most narcissistic twosome in the world, and they read about themselves constantly. Which means they could possibly be reading this. So Heidi, enough with the tranny make-up!

She is definitely wearing some makeup, but not the usual overdone look. I find her incredibly annoying, but she is actually really cute here......

I see no make-up on her!

She looks really very pretty, quite soft I think...her usual heavily made-up face is kind of off-putting and aggressive. It's nice to see that she's actually attractive under all the layers. :)

Props to Heidi

she's still an untalented vapid cunt, but she almost looks like a human being here.

much better sweetie, keep it up, dump that douche, and call me, call me Batman. Yeah baby, thats the shit.

I like, she looks hot

@77 good observation! I like it!!!

In all fairness, she looks good in some pictures, but not so good in others.

#30

You are correct. Load and clear. But, remember - Hate is the new adoration. That's what brings in the $$$ for MTV. And Fish, being a minion, drags this thing called Heidi to up the hit counter. Fish gets sponsorship, MTV gets face time.

Everyone wins.

I'd hit that

All she needs is the corn cobb pipe and a can of spinach. Here lower mandible is about as big as Popeye's.

Or if you prefer...All she needs is a bowtie and a derby hat becuase her chin is as big as Stanley Laurel's from Laurel and Hardy. Alright, enough out of me...

Wow. She's actually pretty without the paint roller make up. Who knew?

I'd hit that...sure, she's an idiot but it doesn't matter in the bedroom. I'd rather hear her moan than talk. word...

She needs some gloss. But even still she looks funny from straight on, but she has a pretty profile. Spencer on the other hand- still looks like a douche, as usual.

I would still fuck her in the ass. (I'm suicidal)

Her lips need chapstick

i highly doubt a girl could go out without makeup.

She's wearing a latex facemask ... who knows who is underneath ...

Omg, she looks so good! She should definitely do the natural thing more often.

#87-112.
Obviously - gr8 points all.You new people seem like real intellectuals..
But then again - having any problems with 'free fall collapse speed' ?
That type of thing ?

Actually I think she looks better in these than any other photos I've ever seen of her.

What I need is 1) her to do one of those celebrity e-bay auctions 2) someone to fork up the money so I can win. Or 3) the superficial writer to use his connections so I win (and hook me up with a care package from his secret, circa 1984 "spanish fly" stockpile)

Gr8 points Jason .
Inside job ?
Having any problems with free fall collapse speed ? Molten metal in the ruins ?
That type of thing ?

She looks beautiful. She is my favorite. I love her. I saw her profile on millionairedatingsite """""W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m""""" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.

Cliff Notes: What was that again 'Frank '?

"The truth makes you a soldier"
Ghandi

"Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter"
Martin Luther King

"Ok, lets say 9-11 was an inside job. That would be tragic, right? But maybe your family and friends need you to stop obsessing about that, and start to live your life in the here and now. You're not going to change anything posting at the Superficial anyways."
#68. panthergrrrrl, last Pam Anderson thread.

"Inside Job" ?
Knee Ya Ha Ha , 17th floor Chung King Mansions. Hong Kong (Kowloon)

"What channel is this chick on again ? Hey - wait a sec - does it really matter ?"
Public at LARGE

"Oh. Ok."
Cliff Notes

Yeah I would agree that she looks better here than she does with the usual cakey amount of make up.

she IS wearing SOME makeup

Fish or whoever...

You gotta be getting paid for this shit. I hope you are enjoying the prostitutes you are getting with the money - or the gallons of ice cream, either way, it's sad that you are doing this to your readers. We are so faithful and bored and you force us to watch this bitch over and over again for no reason at all, you are a torturer.

xo

for pic #8 : the yellow arrow should be in front of her pussy not on her shoulder!

I hate everything this girl represents.

I also hate to admit that it seems she is possessed of an attractive girl-next-door beauty without the usual 3-layer cake on her face.

bitch is thin.

bitch is thin.

It's so clear that her "handlers" staged this "unplanned" photo shoot. Heidi and Spencer probablly got wind of all the bad press about them being the mopst fake people on earth and decided to try to change that image. Their attempt? Failed.

Let's face it, when the paps find celebrities in inopportune moments, there is either vomit, nipplage, panties, snatch, a secret lover or some combination of these involved - NOT Louis Vuitton luggage and a silver cross.

Oh and HAHA, if any other celebs were in the airport there would be a crowd around or at least one person asking for an autograph. Suckers!

Sucks to admit but she actually looks good this way.

Regarless of whether she is wearing make-up or not she actually looks like a real person! She doesn't look fake and I kinda like her like that. I wonder if ther attitude changes with the make-up?

I cant get past that chin. but if she bends over and spreads, I could

Looking at pictures of this aura of vapidity makes me realize that I forgot to kick my dog today.

#40 & #59 = HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

#69 & #73 = Douchitty douche douche...

CAN ANYBODY EXPLAIN TO ME, WHY YOU ALL HATE HER THAT MUCH?!?!?
HONESTLY, WHAT IS SHE DOING??? I HAVE NO IDEA... I JUST SEE HER ON THOSE TABLOIDS ALL THE TIME AND EVERYBODY HATES HER AND I DON'T KNOW WHY?!?!?!??!?!?

I THINK SHE'S BEAUTIFUL - I'D LOVE TO LOOK LIKE HER...

I hate to say it, but I do think she is pretty. But also obnoxious as all hell.

Remember:

inside job = gerbil sex

obviously

WAIT A MINUTE...

If I didn't know any better, I'd say she's posing RIGHT NOW.

Yep...thats her 'See, I don't always have to pretend to pose' pose.

WAIT A MINUTE...

If I didn't know any better, I'd say she's posing RIGHT NOW.

Yep...thats her 'See, I don't always have to pretend to pose' pose.

She looks WAYYYYYYYYYYYYY better without those RETARDED poses and less makeup. IMHO she should go out in public more often like this, people may actually take her seriously....wait....

Smiling like this, gives you the MONGOL-WILLIS looks.
IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?

#136. I doubt it. No one will ever take her seriously.

She actually looks normal.

She actually looks normal.

Can someone please get this chick a sandwich, or 100 of them.

a lot hotter without than with makeup.

she and spencer are starting to look like each other. yuck incest!

i guess not having any brains and wanting so much attention

has made them so much like each other.

She actually looks halfway decent w/o makeup. I just can't get over her airhead personality though. Everytime I hear her talk, I have knee jerk reaction to pimp smack her. Ladies, don't ever let guys tell you personality doesn't matter.

BIG CHIN!!!!!!!!!

/bomb MTV

SHE LOOKS LIKE CHRIS CROCKER!

I agree. She actually looks ok without the retarded fake smiles (why does she always do the wide open mouth smile???), and makeup. She should do light makeup and normal faces more often.

she looks prettier like that

I almost did not recognize My Little Pony without the gaping mouth and horse teeth...

This broad is as ugly as she is talentless. It amazes me that she is 'famous'. May I suggest less breast implants and more plastic surgery... perhaps the jawline of a WOMAN!!!!!

Complete match:

http://expertvoices.nsdl.org/highlights/files/2008/02/guysmiley.jpg

Who are these people talking about chins? Her chin is proportioned with her face, and she's not an ugly girl by any means, looks wise. I would like to see these people who have nothing more to comment on except a normal chin, because you yourself are probably some nasty ass people with moles and unibrows and no tits. I personally think she's an ugly person on the inside, but I am definitely secure enough to say she can be very pretty. Oh, and I have eyes.

' I hate that women think they have to do all this retarded shit to themselves. Not their fault though. Our modern capitalist society will sell you anything and program you to want it.'

* ** * **

...A girl buys implants for attention but it's not her fault...?
hysterical!!!!!!!!

I hate saying this, but she looks pretty good in these pictures. Although I agree, they are still probably staged pictures after all the abb publicity the Wonder Twins have been generating.

And I just want to say, thank god for the lack of Wonder Twin posts. My wife's breast pump had started chanting "Kill Heidi, Kill Heidi" to me. I don't think an 'insanity by breast pump' plea would work with the courts.

I hate saying this, but she looks pretty good in these pictures. Although I agree, they are still probably staged pictures after all the abb publicity the Wonder Twins have been generating.

And I just want to say, thank god for the lack of Wonder Twin posts. My wife's breast pump had started chanting "Kill Heidi, Kill Heidi" to me. I don't think an 'insanity by breast pump' plea would work with the courts.

she looks like a complete different person. so pathetic. put make up on, you look better fake.

heidi's facial structure is about as sexy as 6 fat tranny twinks in a circle jerk dressed like mister rodgers from the waist up.

unlike other celebs without makeup, she doesnt look monstrous

I'm not really into celebrities so I don't know Heidi M.'s infamy so to me, here is a girl who is pretty even without makeup.

The main problem with the world is that there are indeed too many "useless eaters" The average person really is sort of like an evolved ape. And not much more. Ignorant and hungry and smelly and horny and delusional.
Go to work and come home and watch tv and let your little brain rot in your aging skull.
Then just die.

It's amazing that Slack-Jaw Montag actually has her gaping maw shut.

Oh, she's wearing make up. But less then usual. She looks prettier this way.

Even Spencer is wearing make up:D

Stupid .. she is wearing makeup. Anyone who wears makeup (women) would know because if you look at the bottom row pictures her face is much lighter than her neck. It doesn't look like she has any on because she's not all glamored up with eyeshadow, lip liner, fake lashes or blush like she normally is.

she looks like a blonde rumer willis! scary!

She looks good! As annoying as she is,she is very pretty!

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what a fucking UGLY TROLL. she's even uglier without makeup, she's fucking scary! dude, that's just... gross! what a fucking ugly broad. she's no walking barbie, she's not good enough nor good looking enough to be considered 'barbie-ish', not in a million years would barbie be that ugly, and not in a billion years would barbie be that horrid without makeup. she's so fucking hideous.

Um.. HORSEFACE?

i like how when shes not all done-up with heels and makeup on, SHE WONT EVEN LOOK AT THE CAMERA!!!!! ...i spy pimples, heidi!!!! :)

She is still wearing makeup
are u guys blind?

You know, I don't think she looks that bad. Though, Paris Hilton looks way better in her audition video for The Queen. Hands down. Check it out here if you haven't seen it yet.

http://minimovie.com/film-128313-Lost%20Screen%20Tests:%20Paris%20Hilton

Olsen Twin vs. Spencer Pratt

http://www.judiciaryreport.com/olsen_twin_vs_spencer_pratt.htm

how good is this you haters still took time to write about someone you supposely dont like ,huum funny,the girl lloks good wo makeup and even if she does have some on she still looks good,go heidi

I think the mass majority of teenage and young women put an astronomical amount of stock in what they watch on tv. These women that they idolize are just as self conscious and insecure as the women who watch them. Nose jobs, breast implants, lifts, tucks whatever... its disgusting. I do watch the hills, and other vapid and deeply superficial reality shows just for the pure unadulterated joy of what the simple minded deem important in life. In the beginning of the Hills, before the plastic surgery and before Spencer THE PRATT, Heidi was almost a completely different person. A happy, seemingly content very beautiful and unique woman. After Spencer she is miserable, we can all tell, insecure to the point she had to make a go at looking like a porn star to make her 'man' happy, and the expense of losing her best friend because Spencer couldn't bear the thought of having someone step between him and his conquest, especially when it was another hot woman he wanted. But now he hates Lauren because he will never have her so hes gonna punish Heidi for the rest of her life by controlling her every move, decision, opinion, breath she takes, what have you. And I bet there are droves of mini Heidis' out there just waiting to find their own Spencer, and wanting tons of money to buy hilariously overpriced clothing and cars, without wanting to put in the blood, sweat and tears it requires to gain that kind of wealth. All of these rich girls are riding on their parents coat tails financially, or aren't as wealthy as MTV makes them out to be. These ARE NOT people to idolize and worship. These are people to make models of WHAT NOT to be.

And just for the record, I think Heidi looks much better in these photos. She looks like a natural human. No face paint, not much Pratt around. She should have thrown him off the plane while they were mid flight, then I really would be a 'fan' of hers. Spencer Pratt is ONLY famous because of her, he should be worshiping the ground she walks on, not the other way around.

She looks great without all that makeup. Her and Spencer are tools.