Jun 12 2008Angelina Jolie loves that prego-sex

Not so sure the fetus loves the snake attack, however.

TMI, Angie. I don't care who you are, pregnant women are not sexy

I'd love to taste her swollen pregnant cunt. If she thinks she feels full now, she would be bursting when I wriggled my tongue up her slippery preggo anus. I'd slurp so deep I'd be rimming the kid in there too. If it's twins it's be like the hottest four-way ever. Then I'd ejaculate all over her big round belly and she can rub it in like suntan lotion.

She is so beautiful.

Somewhere Jennifer Aniston is adjusting her noose.

eatherhole --> that's the most disgusting post ever on this site. nice work. O.o

she's still hot. i'd hit it...even take seconds after bradley.

What's the matter with you guys....jeezus

Eatherhole, you are not normal.

#6-Thanks... I think

#8- If wanting to eat out a pregnant woman's sweaty turd-cutter makes a person "not normal" then I don't think anyone here qualifies as normal. But if you meant the whole performing analingus on a fetus (or feati as the case may be), well, ok I'll admit that might not be "normal". Just call it me wanting to get in on the ground floor of someone famous. Literally.

A creampie would be like dumping a bottle of Jergens on my kid...

I like prego spaghetti sauce..

I have to agree, pregnant sex is AMAZING. When I was pregnant, my husband loved it because it was almost like it pushed my "fuck me button" . Greatest sex ever. =)

my god she is gorgeous

If I was Lucy Liu and Angelina Jolie was looking at me like THAT I would be running for my life!! Shit the woman is scary!!!

"snake attack on the fetus" - umm, you have it all wrong. Angelina straps it on and pounds away at 'ol Brad my friend.

two words angie: Get Married!

Eatherhole I salute you sir or m'am or whatever you may be or not. You are the new muscle and tendons of this country and we need more free thinkers like you. Hopefully our new Pres. will bring more of your kind into the open. It will be a beautiful thing.

Anyway that was all very lovely sir.

Nothing wrong with having sex when you've got buns in the oven. In fact, sex is considered safe during all stages of the pregnancy.

I just hope Angelina knows that if he engages in oral sex, Brad should not blow air into her vagina. Blowing air can cause an air embolism, which can be potentially fatal for mother and child.

Be safe and enjoy it Angelina. You are a doll!

xoxo

Randal

I'll tell you what else is great for the sex life: Lush bosomtry.
Angelina Jolie is so freaking beautiful that I can't even remember the name of Brad's ex - but I'm willing to bet she didn't have any goobers worth remembering!

Thank you God for making Angelina Jolie for if you hadn't I'd have to spank the monkey to Hillary Clinton!

Oh Angelina: YOU are a Goddess of Voluptuous Love. Thank God you are not hiding your pregnancy under a MuuMuu - thank you for showing our Nation's women (Nay! The World!) what it is to be a woman in all her splendor.

Each and every gargolye that posts here ought to look at these pictures and think long and hard about what it is to be a woman and get crackin' on fixin' all the blub-blub, the vericose veins, the cellulite, and anything else (i.e. - breastage!) that forces you to live in the shadows. Come out! Come out into the light! Be the woman men worship and ugly women loathe.

Now if you'll excuse: I'm putting aside my Clay Aikens calendar and will spend serious time printing out the above pictures on a super wide format digital printer for further enjoyment...

She is beautiful. And something is wrong with whoever the heck posted that comment on #3..... that's just freaking gross.... she's carrying twins, that's 2 babies for the 'tards, and still manages to look this amazing.... whatever she enjoys, more power to her.... i don't know what preggo sex is like but i'd hope it's a whole lot better than "being creative and fun".... it better be mind-blowing.... congrats to angie and douche-bag bradley

I enjoyed pregnant sex as much as my secret lover did.

I want to motorboat her before I poke the twins in the head.

#17-You've brought a tear to my eye. I don't know how much sarcasm to read into your comment, but thank you. The support I've been getting here is truly excting. I've never been referred to as a poet before, thought I suppose to call me a free thinker is something of a euphemism. To be called the tendons of this noble nation is flattering beyond belief. I too hope that our new President will usher in an age of tolerance, one where those of us who want nothing more than to engage in a little harmless ass-eating will no longer be confined to the dark recesses of the internet. Remember you can't spell "Eatherhole" without "HERO".
I'm glad my descriptions of tonguing out celebrity butthole have touched you so deeply.
Now if you'll excuse me, all this talk of dark recesses and touching you deeply have left me a bit hot and bothered. Stay tuned.

Wow Barely, you were so fricking close. I was agreeing with your post. Angelina is the hottest woman on the planet. She is absolutely drop dead sexy. Gorgeous....flawless.....hair, body, (prego or not) face, the whole package.

DUDE! You were on a roll.....then you hit your fourth paragraph and just turned into a fucking moron AGAIN.

Angelina is totally hot and totally natural unlike Kim Kardaskanks breast implants and girdles that provide an extra lift. Angelina knows when to push herself away from the plate unlike 40 plus inches hips fat ass Kim.

From MSN on the R. Kelly case:

"At one point in the video, entered into evidence as "People's Exhibit No. 1," the female dances and urinates on the floor — the man out of view. Back in view, he has sex with her. In one scene near the end of the video, alluded to in one count of the indictment, the man urinates on the female."

What the fuck is it with black people pissing on each other during sex, seems a little primative doesn't it?

Yeah that's gross. At least he didn't take a dump on her..

Way too much information, you homewrecking beyotch.

#28

Hey Brad wanted kids and Jennifer did not so it is her loss. Angelina is not a homewrecker because no kids were involved.

She can say whatever she wants with a body like that...

Any "guy" who says pregnant women are not sexy either A.) never had sex with a pregnant woman or B.) does not prefer sex with women at all.

Pregnant women have bigger, fuller breasts, their skin looks great, they sometimes have a higher sex drive, ALL of their curves are bigger, and they have a EXTRA curve on their belly that makes them look even sexier, especially when you know it's temporary and completely natural.

"Pregnant chicks are nasty" = "I suck cock and like it in the ass."

31, way to generalize there, asshat.

What else do you expect a six year old vietnamese kid to draw? Machine gun represents what his grandparents used when they hid in bushes and took out our GIs and it is what was held to his parents head so Jolie and Pitt could take him back to the USA. YOu think that kid might be a little fucked up? Wait until hes forced to marry his Ethipoian "sister" and it be legal thanks to the liberal douches that run this country.

#32

I bet you'd love to wear my ass as a hat. Fucking closet-case woman hating faggot.

I looooove those prego-tits! :D

I second the motorboat idea...right before I back door her ass and proceed to give her a swift atm.

She is attractive, but certainly not the most beautiful creature out there. I hate when people say that Jennifer must be home crying and hasn't moved on. No one knows what went on or why people break up. The magazines make stuff up to sell and then we make things up to bitch about them about. You people wish you were a fly on the wall but until that happens, just continue to speculate and spread the rumors.

She is attractive, but certainly not the most beautiful creature out there. I hate when people say that Jennifer must be home crying and hasn't moved on. No one knows what went on or why people break up. The magazines make stuff up to sell and then we make things up to bitch about them about. You people wish you were a fly on the wall but until that happens, just continue to speculate and spread the rumors.

Angelina is so much better looking when she's pregnant. She looks healthy and fuller in the face. Not pregnant, she looks a little sickly.

Her six-year old, who is named Mad, loves wars and guns. Isn't that precious.

A great looking lady with MAGNIFICENT milk duds!

@ #38: Jennifer must be home crying and hasn't moved on. I know exactly what went on and why they broke up . . . and so does veggi . . . and neither of us is going to tell you . . .

@ #38: Jennifer must be home crying and hasn't moved on. I know exactly what went on and why they broke up . . . and so does veggi . . . and neither of us is going to tell you . . .

I fucked Mr. Jane 2 to 3 times daily when I was up the stump. Could have done more, but that (appropriately called) motherfucker kept whining about having to go to work to make money to raise the kid. Pfffffffffft.

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Your true Fan and lowly follower
The unnamed

Angelina is strrikingly pretty but anyone who says she's "natural" is either being sarcastic or is seriously mentally challenged.

just because Jenifer is heaving great sex, she had to come out with those kind of comments.

I get better ass every night. Anyone can. That is if you are as hunkily endowed as I, not to brag. I bed women almost at my beckoning. I pick up the phone and 2 times out of 3 a broad will drop what she is doing at the snap of my thick fingers at the thought of my thick fingers (!).
Yeah it is nice to be me!
Sorry losers.

Does she know women can be round and full simply by eating three meals a day?

I hate all of you.

Angelina is soooooooo achingly beautiful.

Assuming that she'll breast-feed them, those babies will be feeding off of those funbags far into their teen years.

Hey Genius, children's Tylenol, while wonderful to ease the pain of whimpering little ones, does nothing to put them to sleep. Perhaps you meant children's Benadryl?

Angelina looks sexy in pregnancy. But just saw her on millionairedatingsite """""W e a l t h y R o m a n c e. co m"""" last month. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.

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holy shit....she's so hot in the preggo state.....I'm uber horny now. Would love to tap her. Very lucious...mmmmmmmmmm.

holy shit....she's so hot in the preggo state.....I'm uber horny now. Would love to tap her. Very lucious...mmmmmmmmmm.

holy shit....she's so hot in the preggo state.....I'm uber horny now. Would love to tap her. Very lucious...mmmmmmmmmm.

I can't believe people think she's hot. My rule of thumb is never get with a woman who fit your dick, both balls, plus one of your thighs in her mouth all at the same time.

These two idiots think that they are immortal, and I hope they die soon. Angelina is a homewrecking bitch, and Brad is just an ugly old man. I'm sure they have both made a pack with the Devil; she to not be seen as she really is, and he to be seen as he really is.

The only people that think Angelina is good looking are the ones that are trying to justify why they paid $7-10 to watch any movie that she is in. Her mouth looks like an ass, and her head is REALLY BIG, I mean REALLY BIG, and that is just weird and freak like. She must have a giant brain tumor in that thing.

I think it's not healthy that kids have this fixation over guns. Are they training Maddox to be a spy or whatever. And hey, parents should be proud about that?

59- pipe down jennifer. why dont you get your big ugly nose shaved down some more. Appparently there are a lot of people trying to justify themselves.

The more Jolie I see, the less I understand what's so fascinating about her.

I am happy not to be in her fan club. Not to say I have anything personal against her, I just know I wouldn't get along with her or be anything more than on thin-ice greeting terms.

She is so fucking UGLY to look at. Look at her vieny arms........sheesh
and she has the BIGGEST FOREHEAD imaginable. It looks like her hair is receeding big time. And why didn't she get that ugly mole on her head removed? Its a fucking eyesore! NOT A BIG DEAL!

She is so fucking UGLY to look at. Look at her vieny arms........sheesh
and she has the BIGGEST FOREHEAD imaginable. It looks like her hair is receeding big time. And why didn't she get that ugly mole on her head removed? Its a fucking eyesore! She is NOT A BIG DEAL!

I hate the Hollywood fucks talking about their sex lives, and people pouncing on it like it's newsworthy. Who gives a fuck? Attention whores. The whole human race has sex. Yours isn't special just because you're famous.

What else would he draw with so many other siblings coming along? How else is he gonna do to get some attention around here?!

this couple is so money it hurts!! but they look as if they are and do love in an honest way.. it shows, it is something we can all see in ourselves, happiness! xoxox rs1

Haha.. She is so modest. She is great in bed while she pregnant only, sure or not ? I thought since she was 12.

This She-lizard talks too much about sex - those that do it, just do it. Those that TALK about doing it all the time, don't.

Brad is hanging around George Clooney too much. He's got that "concerned" look on his face.

Maddox is going to blow their heads off one of these days.

Katie 24: Hi girl! Long time no hear! Good to see you didn't crash your broomstick into the side of the castle alongside the flying monkeys!
Anyway: Hate the message...NOT the messenger! Peace out.

Omg she looks like total shit. Her forehead is the size of Mt. Rushmore. And she has gotten so fat. Maybe she should work out more.

Obviously, many of you have never had sex with a pregnant woman before... well not until she took you to the cleaners for child support. I would pound this woman like a prize fighter on a speed bag.

You people are all wrong. Who are we to condemn these 2 people? Leave them be to live their lives as they want. Admiration from man means nothing because it ends eventually. Eternal admiration from our Creator is everlasting and un-judgemental. If their happy in their lives, I think that's all that matters to them. No one is above mistake and I can't say that everything this woman has done is right, but she's not dwelling on it. She's trying to do what she can to make a bit of a difference and lead the way as a positive example. You can't hold her accountable for how the media hounds her and her family. Cut her some slack.
She's a beautiful woman. Her kids are beautiful. Brad, I don't really know what to say about him. He's a weak-minded man and doesn't look like someone that can think for himself. But they both found love with each other and have a family together.
I wish her and her family all the best and a happy and fulfilled life.
Enough of the bashing already

I don't want to condemn anyone, but...

#73 - Lola, here (hands her a huge steaming mug)... enjoy this frothy cup of shut the fuck up... c'mon sweetie...CHUG CHUG CHUG! Good girl... lick your lips now... aaaah, that's sexy... do you like anal?

Angelina is no homewrecker. How? Who cares? There were no children involved, dumbasses. He couldn't get any kids out of Jennifer "maybe next year Brad" Anniston - so not sure why people still drag that up. Also, most little boys love toy guns. If you deny them guns, they will make them out of Lego or their morning toast....it's not a big deal.

SO LAME posting on yesterday's OLD NEWS which is even OLDER today.

FISH IS DEAD!

YAY!

#76

You are so right on. I had friends there were not allowed to play with guns and they used sticks and their hands to pretend they were using guns. Good parenting prevents bad behavior. Angelina is beautiful and all natural which is rare these days in Hollywood. She is also a great humanitarian and very talented actor.

#77 - Hi mimi. How are you? I bet you're a real cougar in bed.

#76

***I guess I should read my comment before posting to fix errors****

You are so right on. I had friends who would not allow their kids to play with guns and the kids used sticks and their hands to pretend they were using guns. Good parenting prevents bad behavior. Angelina is beautiful and all natural which is rare these days in Hollywood. She is also a great humanitarian and very talented actor.

#77

Some of us actually have to work and can't be on here everyday like you.

Angelina is pretty and very talented and it would be nice if all the rich elite 3 percent of the population would do charity like Angelina.

#75
LMAO.... Oh you poor idiot. That joke was much funnier when I heard it over 15 years ago. Give me a minute, let me go ask your father if he like anal and I'll get back to you on that you faggot ass shit-eater.
While I'm on that quest, take a knife and stab yourself right in your asshole. Then lick it like the little bitch your daddy raised you to be.
Your full time job of talking shit while sitting behind a computer must be so much fun. Fat fuck... Go choke on a dick and die.
Write all you want, ain't responding to your ignorant ass

Is this a rerun? I swear I saw this episode yesterday..

The more flesh on the bones..............................................................THE SEXIER!!
(kim kardashian?)

All posts before and after this one are of the devil.

Wow, Lola. You need to relax a bit. Sounds like you're wasting quite a bit of energy over these little comments.

#82 Lola

Oh Lola you had me at hello...

@82 Only 15 years ago?? Try fucking 60 years ago. Irregardless, the sentiment stands. Lola, I'm brewing a fresh pot for you.

Instant? Oh hell no. I freshly brew my STFU.

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lucy lui is sooo much prettier, she looks more natural and womanly.

At first I was thinking "Mmmm....nice milk-duds!"

Then I was like all "WTF!? What old man did she rip that arm off of??!!??"

Then I went back to the boobies and everything was OK. Mmmm....boobies!

#82 - You kiss your sister with that potty mouth??? If so... got it on tape?

"faggot ass shit-eater"? Now THAT my friend is a classic comeback. Speaking of, er, um, well, (ahem) comebacks (heh heh), do you like Chinese food... and doggie?

Are you kidding me??

God, I'm so fucking sick of this woman.
Why is it that she feels the need to spill every single detail about her private life?
And then she complains about the media making up/twisting things about her.

Maybe if you wouldn't give them any fodder in the first place, you wouldn't have this problem, hmm??
What's so damn hard about doing your job (pathetic attempts at acting) and keeping your mouth shut?

Look at Christian Bale, Johnny Depp, Cate Blanchett, etc.

Why do you think that they have more credibility and are more respected as actors??
Bitch, please.
Do us all a favor and SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Fish, get off the vodka and vicodin.. or at least share..

Seriously, is this a three-day-weekend?? I did not get the memo..

Yeah! I didn't get the memo!! What is it fish?? Can't handle a little hangover??

not everybody has your powers, veggi.

Someone is going to wake up with a bad "COLD" tomorrow.... I guess it's 5 o'clock somewhere....

p0nk!!

all of hollywood is hiding in their private bunkers since Doomsday has come
http://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/story?id=5008225&page=1

/Tom Cruise needs to find a new cult

hi veggi, happy friday 13

same to ya p0nk!!

Hey Fish, you get yourself throwed in Guantanamo Bay or Something? I need to see celebrity titties, and I want to trash attention whores. Where the fuck are you?

I hope you all rot in hell.

This is like a girl - for example: FRIST - who doesn't vary her sucking technique. It was fun at the beginning but now we're all just a little numb.

I don't give half a shit about this story but Fish can you PLEASE post these pics and end the Kim K. debate once and for all
http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/?p=5117

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Hmm, she makes Brad leave Jen for her and she treats me like shit for leaving her Mom for another woman. I smell a hypocrite.

#105 - I'm weeping tears of joy... I mean, I even had to take my joint out of mimi's mouth...

Slut. Who cares what you do. Go buy some class, willya?

GROSS.

she used to be interesting; now she is just a bore.
she looks way beyond her years-

eatherhole, you are a true genius.
*shed tear*

ANGIE IS WEIRD. And she does a damn good job at it all the while looking fabulous, having sex with a beautiful man, and helping the world one cause and one child at a time. BRAVO. Weird, count me in!

Lucy Liu = still hot

She's gross. She seems to think sharing all these details is naughty and kooky, like in a cute way, but it comes off as desperate, like, "I know Brad and I are rapidly becoming increasingly irrevelevant, so here's a little something to put us back in the game!"

the necklace is actually really cute, she's wearing it in the the new Entertainment Weekly, its just like a little charm

this bitch is ugly , get older and fatter and uglier

I can understand why anyone would or could call her ugly!
Obviously beauty ids subjective, based on what makes an individual tick, but wow ugly. That sounds like jealously to me.

I think she is absolutely stunning.

Seriously I would so switch sides for her, I would take her over Brad any day!

But I have to admit her adopting children from 3rd world countries is annoying and I do not find it the least bit noble. We have so many foster children right here on our home turf.

I would prego-fuck Brad DAILY if I could. Sweet Holy Shining Face of Christ. He is so damn drop dead gorgeous!

she's sooo fucking hot. there's so many overrated Hollywood actresses that come and go, no one is near half as hot as Angelina, not even close. And all those products of hype, overrated chicks who never live up to the hype come and go, but Angelina will always be the hottest, most stunning woman in Hollywood and one of the hottest women alive, because all overrated Hollywood actresses, she's not overrated, her hotness and gorgeousness are actually very real.

she's sooo fucking hot. there's so many overrated Hollywood actresses that come and go, no one is near half as hot as Angelina, not even close. And all those products of hype, overrated chicks who never live up to the hype come and go, but Angelina will always be the hottest, most stunning woman in Hollywood and one of the hottest women alive, because unlike all those overrated Hollywood actresses, she's not overrated, her hotness and gorgeousness are actually very real.

I'll have you know that it is strictly oral and lots of anal when Angelina is this knocked-up.

Actually, I prefer driving Ange up the dirt road anyway because her ċunt is badly in need of a plastic surgical makeover due to extreme wear and tear, whereas her bunghole is still in pretty good shape.

Love,
Brad

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