May 6 2008Tom Cruise launches Tom Cruise.com: The Internet just got a whole lot more - impossibler!*

HE LOVES THOSE STEPS!

they both make me sick...get a life the pair of ya!

His site will get thousands of hits from the curious and hackers. And maybe from the half-dozen fans he has left. Maybe.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Two steps! I mean, I know women are supposed to walk two steps behind, so I guess this just means, TCLTC!!!

Typical little white guy you gotta use your options girls. There are more colors in the rainbow than white!

the standing on the step was too funny

Wait a second.. how the hell did he get taller than her?

It's a blatantly obvious attempt to distance himself from Scientology, and try to reign his career back in. It started with his Oprah interview last week.

Hint, Tom: It ain't gonna work. We still know you're a whackjob.

Say "hi" to Xenu for me.

I'm not a fan of Tom Cruise after he dumped his wife and kids and sent Nicole divorce papers without telling her first. He just wanted to start a new life but once a person has kids; the kids come first. If Tom did not have kids with Nicole then it would not be so bad. Angelina Jolee took Brad away from Jennifer, but he did not have kids so I will excuse Angelina. Tori Spelling slept with her co-star/husband the first day they met on the set. Tori knew he was married and just adopted a baby, so I hate Tori too.

ROFLLLLLLCOPTERZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!
LOL(TOM)CATZZZZ!

TCLTC!!! You all know it. And we love it.

Now, the dress isn't so bad. But that accessory needs to GO!

*and no I'm not talking about the shoes*

THE LITTLE ASSHOLE IS WEARING HIGH-HEELS?
Secially designed FOR and BY FAGGOTS, who are handicapped little like TOMMY!!

THat red girl is weird. first she tall an dthen shes short. who are theses people?

weird

Is she trying to get "TO" Oz in her reverse Dorthy outfit??

Wonder what Pacey's up to??

He's wearing the There's Something About Mary hair gel.

#5...there are more colors to the rainbow....there is no black though.........I know, I know...there isn't a white either

I can't believe I just spent two minutes looking at his (overly) queer site.

In his personal letter, there's at least two typo's:

Occasion is spelled "Occasion", not "Occassion" like tommy girl spells it.

And you don't say "in to your seat". You say "into your seat". I wonder how many things have gone "in to" Tommy's seat.

For some reason I have the "Rainbow Connection" song stuck in my head. Odd!

Oh shit! Is that Simon Birch?

I was wondering what he's been up to.

Katie Holmes wears more wigs than Lil Kim.

Is he trying to get in as many photos as possible where he is standing a stair or several above Katie so he doesn't look like a midget? Oh shit, he is! In the banner picture he is most likely shouting "I am a giant, who towers like a mighty oak over you! Tremble before me, waif! WAAUUUGHHH!"

hahahahahah!!!!!!!!!! i love how he completely utilized those steps for this photo op!!! whispers in katie's ear, "honey, just stay a few steps behind me when we get to the photogs... no time for questions, just do it!"

Who'd a thunk. I see he dragged out those old kids of his. He thought he sold them on ebay years ago, don'tcha know.

Look at her expression--she totally hates him. I bet she's thinking, "Get off that fucking step, you stupid little man. Do you have to make a scene out of EVERYTHING?! Thank Xenu there's not a couch around here."

Nicole was way to good for him

I didn't read this..

What is that weird grin on her face in every photo? She looks like a "mind-numbed robot"...

Gotta be the most unpredictable career ever. Early on, around the time of "Risky Business," he seemed to be a likable lightweight young actor. Then he did some movies with Dustin Hoffman, Robert Duvall, etc. and held his own, surprisingly. Then he became the top action-blockbuster star. Then...absolutely batshit insane, torching every bridge in town while insisting he doesn't belong to a cult, doesn't fuck men, and loves his pod "Kate." All because he should have followed up "Risky Business" with a very brave personal and professional choice to appear again in a movie in his underwear, but this time with another guy ("Reach-Around Business" maybe). This is why we need to let queers be queer. His huge secret stash of accumulated salty butt deposits clearly has damaged his brain.

Katie, honey. Lay off the bronzer. Or do yourself a bigger favor... take you kid and bolt.

#9, stupidest thing I've read in a long time.

Using those neon blue shoes to distract people off the real issues (gay, short, gay, alien and gay) was a stroke of genius.

Cruise is shilling for lifts now?

I just hate that there will be people who will be stupid enough to watch his PR stunt on Oprah and think he is a swell guy. HE'S NOT A SWELL GUY, HE THINKS YOU PEOPLE ARE GULLIBLE IDIOTS THAT WILL BUY ANYTHING HE'S SELLING JUST BECAUSE HE'S "MOVIE STAR" TOM CRUISE.

And by "you people" of course I mean present company excepted.

The Katie Holmes Thetan robot comes in new colors now?? Fucking awesome.

Blue shoes? Weird. It is quite a distraction.

i'm sorry, but rip the bow off that dress and give her different shoes (blue with red??? ick!!!) and katie would look unbelievably gorgeous here. some of you people are just bitchy for bitchy's sake. oh well, i guess i can respect that.

tommy's got new choppers? too plasticky, way too plasticky. i take amy's tooths anytime. at least they have character.

she looks horrible. her face looks like she's in kabuki makeup, and those dayglow blue pumps? tom isn't bad looking, but i swear. prom called and wants his shoes back. DO OVER!!!!

Why does she look like doped up Ethopian n1g in these pics?

BLUE SHOES. WTF. I don't care how much they cost, but blue shoes do not look good with a red dress. EVER.

What ever happened to Ted from LA :(

KNEEL BEFORE ME PEASANTS !!
"It's all about *ME* !!!!
ME-ME-ME-ME-ME !!!!!!!!
I wanna talk about *ME* !!!!

Is it just me or does Katie look a little like a Rihanna wannabe in these shots?

a little heavy on the tanning spray, don't you think katie?

she's suppose to look ridiculously dressed. it's the Metropolitan Museum Costume Institute Gala, so you're suppose to show up in something not so normal. so, in her case, she brought tom.

What a weirdo!

SEE!!! Now dose she looked like some one whom have been brain washed? No. Dose Tom look like a crazy fatty? Uh no.

Stop with the blind hate.

When did Katie turn into Christina Ricci? I might have missed that part.

Love how most of the photos, he is one step above Katie, giving the appearance he is taller, but he is not. I believe he is about 5 foot 3 inches.

This guy sucks, he should go away too, and take that disgusting Lohan family and Kim Kardasha-piss-on-me.

careful fish... : ))

you might start psting the

day before

what?

She is so beautiful. Her blog and photos were found at dating site ---"W e a l t h y l o v I n g .c o m " ---- last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is seeking on that site.

I love you!

Creepy!!! He looks like a wax figure in the 3rd shot.. *shivers*

And he's TOTALLY loving those steps hahahahaha.. He's getting to see for the first time in his life, what it feel likes to not be so dang short.. It's bringing a tear to my eye! haha..

why would anyone worry so... ?

[who said sh*rtarse?]

it's not short
so much as
vertically ...
... oh we already tried that
... didnt work then

still... keeping the discussion
from our baby : )

thanks for the photos )

she certainly is bea, etc

[thats all we've got]

that's the trouble with "enthusiasts"

they never seem to know when to quit...

did we tell you that story... ?

literary agent...

etc...

Hi 42,
This is my busy season. Thanks for asking.

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Not much more to say.

yeah,he is very handsome,I love him very much! Recently the hollywood man was found to appear on a millionaire$celebrity dating club "richloving.com" where Chairle sheen found some dates with hot girls.

What about Legend?? He totally left that out of the movie list.

what a full-of-himself tool.

i'm surprised so few people have mentioned this eternal truth:

TCLTC

when he climbs the steps he was finally tall enough to clearly look down Katie's top for the first time and recoiled in horror

Tom cruise is just a pathetic dwarf ! what a loser !!!

oh and I hate katie, she is just a stupid girl moulded exactly into what Tom wanted ! that is to say : one submissive creep

Um...his site just crashed my FIREFOX on MAC about 3 times. That's about 3 too many times my pathetic ass tried to view his video.
Advice: running FIREFOX on MACs (usually infallible) ? Don't even bother.

Geesus, give the guy some credit, yeah, none of us would want his lifestyle... no one is perfect... stop hatin, where's all the rapper haters putting down their websites and the nasty things they do... Tom won't show up at your door with a nine, so it's easier to judge him.. Anyway people, don't hate the player hate the game...

I love how he has Katie stand on the stairs below him so he is taller...

I do love our fearless leader

Katie looks like a Posh-PinkettSmith mutant to me. Love that !pop! of blue shoe under that plastic orange dress.

okay.. i was bored and curious and took a peek and found it funny that he conveniently left out "EYES WIDE SHUT" and "LOSING IT" of his filmography. Strange. LOL. Do those movies betray his new "classic" movie star image???? Just a thought....

my mistake... just found EYES WIDE SHUT on the list... but he still left out LOSING IT.. my point is still valid.

Ugh! How annoying!

Katie is such a stepford wife...

I love her dress and the color is amazing!...but there is something wrong with her high hills, dont you think ?

please,someone check her back for circuitry