May 14 2008Nicole Richie wants Joel Madden's balls roasting on an open fire

but did he actually cheat on her?

Ahhh missed it by that much.

all women is bitches

If I were Nicole I wouldn't worry. Judging from this picture, he problably couldn't find his dick with both hands. Although I would be worried as to why I was dating a drunk Charlie Chaplin.

He has neck wattle that would turn a Pelican green with envy. I say he looks more like MiMi Bobeck from the old Drew Carey show. And he might look like Drew Carey too.

Stop being jealous Nicole! My wife isn't jealous when I have sex with men.

For the love of 'tards, I tell ya thats Benji Madden, not Joel; check the tats. So that would mean Paris is being cheated on instead (heeheehee). Well, that is, if their relationship is or ever was even real & not just some stupid Ashton punk out.

If he didn't come in her or on her, he didn't cheat. The controlling cunts can argue all they want, but that's the definition of cheating, and a real man doesn't put up with any bullshit about harmless encounters, like this one. Joel should go home, grab Nicole by the throat, force her down to the floor and make her pick up all the shards of her broken phone with her mouth. Finishing with a metal-toed boot in the rib cage will make that bitch think twice about having another "rage attack."

WHO. FUCKING.CARES.ABOUT.THESE.FUCKING.RETARDS.

eatin ain't cheatin and suckin ain't fuckin

I. FUCKING. DO.

A. LOT.

Yeah, I think that's Benji. He the shorter, pudgier one.

I never said a word, fishdude..

If he were my man I would wait til he was asleep. Then I would superglue his little dick to his leg. Then I would divorce him and sue for child support. Let me explain boys and girls. Flirting in public and touching is cheating. If she had let him and even that skank wouldn't touch his ugly ass, he would have fucked her. And if he cheats in public he will do it behind the scenes.
To the curb, dead beat Daddy-O.
Men are a dime a dozen. Time to go black Nicole. They are better lovers.

THIS IS NOT NEWS!!!

Just another example of how men are. No man can NOT cheat on their woman if given the opportunity. Men are weak, simple-minded animals with a 1 track mind. It's no wonder women are really the ones running this world. We have all the power, face it men!!

He obviously digs chicks with low self esteem..... I can respect that.

Praying for Amy.

SLOOOOOWWWW day, Fish-Head.

And now, we have commenced the Parade of the Controlling Cunts section of our comment thread.

I guess Joel prefers boobs with a hint of cokehead versus no boobs and a whiff of crackhead.

I disagree. My man would never cheat on me..

Does anyone actually listen to Good Charlotte? I did once, and I'd like to rename it very shitty charlotte.

#22 you're trusting. how cute.

For the last fucking time that's Joel. Benji has tattoos on his right hand.

As for Nicole Richie, that's what she deserves. When Lindsay fucked other people over she would laugh right with her and now she's getting a taste of it.

Doesn't everyone cheat? It's a matter of standards. I have standards. Like they have to be young, vulnerable guys that keep their mouth shut later.

Yes, I remember selling him that double-chin.

^Jodi

This is an old pic and the music is loud so of course they have to be close up to hear each other talk. I think this is his twin.

lmfao "HAHA FRIST!" it's soo good.

I used to have a girlfriend who cheated. It's amazing how intense her attention became to my warning as her face started turning blue.

that is joel. benji has a tattoo on his neck that goes all the way up pretty much.

yeah sweety. you must have him on a leash. you are 36? wow almost 40. won't be long now ole timer. Goths are cool. When they are young.

Jebus, who gives a fuck which McHeeb it is? Those douchebag brothers are interchangeable.. Get pissed at the fact that a publication is fucked up enough to call that dumbass a "rocker."

Horray! Finally the superficial is FIRST! FIRST!

#12 do us all a favour and kill yourself then

Joel, benji whatever. The great thing about these pasty ass fucksticks is they are interchangable. Good Charlotte called rockers, now thats funny.

Looks like Stallone when he was really young and fat (before the weights and steroids).

Frist what makes you think YOUR man won't cheat. Let me see:
1) He tells you that to your face
2) You follow him around everywhere - oh no wait...
3) You are just sooooo damn fine that...yeah right
4) He is ugly
5) He loves you too much (but doesn't look at other women. ever. never)
6) I will leave this one for you. I can't wait you Angel you.

Having never been to LA I have to assume the clubs are filled with fat, pasty posers and leggings wearing white trash whores.

God what a hellhole

it's definitely joel; benji's hands are covered in tattoos.

The pathetic life of a woman: try to be as sexy and attractive as possible, find a guy you want to marry, convince him to make the commitment, start a family right away, and then spend the rest of your life trying to prevent him from enjoying his life, even in the most harmless ways (because they're never harmless if they don't center around you).

Pathetic.

I just google image'd benji and joel madden, and I honestly cannot tell them apart. Are they twins?
I can't tell who this guy is, I saw that one of them has tats on his hands, but the angle of this shot makes it pretty impossible to tell if those tats are on there.

Which one has all the tats?

Sweet men all holding hands and skipping sugarly this way and that, asses free and bare to the sun. What a beautiful world it would be. Faeries and pixies and fawns and satyrs in thongs. Centaurs and Minotaurs clutching their dong!
(injects needle into her {his} own stool and ODs)

I think Nicole, Paris, Benji and Joel should form a band like Abba. Then they could tour and solve mysteries. If someone plays a closet case, I think Bravo will pick it up as a reality series for next season!

Girls chill with the man hate.
both sex's cheat and plus women think more about sex then men do, they are just coy about it.

Dont take this so seriosuly, eventually:
joel is going to fuck lindsey, enraged nicole is going to fuck benji and paris is going to fuck a dog to give benji Prostatitis then benji is going to to force lindsey to give him a bj since she started this mess then lindsey is going to infest the rest of the world with a new mutated virus of benji/paris/nicole/joel = L.B.P.N.J Virus

@ 8; Ok, I stand corrected & am the tard...I take back my words; it is the other Madden douchebag, Joel. Benji has way more tats than that; including all over his hands. Damn, already cheating, Joel, huh?! Poor Harlow.

#42 "I just google image'd benji and joel madden"

you have now officially jumped the shark, congrats.

@47
Sorry, I don't even know what that means. I just wanted to see what the other brother looked like. They look like twins to me.

what does 'jumped the shark' mean?

omg. I nearly fell out of my office chair when I read 'ha ha frist!'

omg. I nearly fell out of my office chair when I read 'ha ha frist!'

#48 - I think "jump the shark" refers to the street brawl initiated by the Jets aganst that Puerto Rican gang "The Sharks" sometime during The West Side Story. Or it could mean you're home sick from high school.

Looks like they are both intoxicated and falling all over each other because they just cant sit up straight or stand or much anything else, not like anything is going on between them

Or it could mean I don't watch much TV and am not fluid in pop culture language.
I googled it. I get it now.
It's also referred to as the Cousin Oliver syndrome.
I really don't watch much TV in fact my TV broke two weeks ago and I haven't bothered to get a new one, I just come on here to read all the witty commentary.

#49 (and 50 lol), I did too, I laughed so hard! And yes, they are twins.

#49 (and 50 lol), I did too, I laughed so hard! And yes, they are twins.

...f'ing stolen internet connection ^ sorry

#48 It's a term to describe when a TV show starts to go bad. It was coined from the Happy Days episode when Fonzie ski jumped over a shark. From then on the show went downhill. Check out www.jumptheshark.com

I like my "jump the shark" explanation way better. In fact the real meaning of "jump the shark" has jumped the shark.

@15

They may be better lovers, but they will ruin your credit.

who wants to fuck her after seeing those 'monroe' pics... she has the body of the kinda girls I fuck

who wants to fuck her after seeing those 'monroe' pics... she has the body of the kinda girls I fuck.... sloppy

I hope they do it, get sweaty and wear themselves out.
And when they're all tired from the sex...they spoon.
Nicole and Lindsay I mean.
Mmmm.....fap fap

Dear Mister Superficial writer,

When you look like Elmer Fudd's retarded twin brother

That's the best line you have ever written!

THANK YOU!

Ben

WHAT ABOUT HER BALLS?
....................................................I MEAN HER EYE-BALLS!!
What did you think?

Why does she look like she is going to take a bite out of his face? Some one get this girl an IV of pot roast & gravy... STAT. P.S. & a nap :)