May 9 2008Mischa Barton claims cellulite photos were 'doctored'
Mischa Barton was recently photographed looking like her ass had the consistency of the Pillsbury Dough-Boy. Her rep is claiming the pics, which ran in The Daily Mail, were edited because Mischa got into a spat with the photographer, according to NY Daily News:
"Those photos are doctored," Barton's rep, Lisa Perkins, tells us. "I'm not saying she's perfect, nobody is. But they've given a 22-year-old woman the legs and bottom of an 80-year-old."
Barton's publicist contends that Aussie photographer Jamie Fawcett - whom she calls a "parasite" - is out to make the former "O.C." star look bad because "she called him out for taking the topless shots."
The Daily Mail is sticking by the photos and says Mischa's nicotine addiction is the one at fault:
Britain's Daily Mail, which bought the shots, suggested that Barton's smoking was to blame for the cottage cheese on her bottom.
"The nasty habit is one of the reasons [for] the premature emergence of her cellulite," the paper asserted.
Personally, I dunno who's telling the truth, but all I know is, I'm suddenly hungry for pancakes. Flabby, uncooked pancakes - served by a hot 80-year-old woman. I just read somewhere they have sweet asses. Can't remember where, but I'm sure it was the most accurate and awesome journalistic outlet on the planet. (Read: Anywhere but this site.)
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1. FRIST!!! - May 9, 2008 3:34 PM
I'm FRIST!!!
2. Jacks - 54 - May 9, 2008 3:35 PM
May I have fruit with that cottage cheese please^_^
3. Noah - May 9, 2008 3:36 PM
That's a talented graphic designer if they are indeed doctored...
Which I highly doubt.
4. fygu - May 9, 2008 3:36 PM
These pics are for all you assholes who are always requesting that Fish only post women in their teens and early 20's. Doesn't she just look so hot??? SO much better than anyone in their 30's, right?????
5. FRIST!!! - May 9, 2008 3:38 PM
Those pictures are probably real. I saw this girl back in high school who was also in high school running around playing volleyball in her bikini, and all I could see was the cellulite ass n thighs, and she was skinny. So, it can happen. Irregardless, it's fucking gross ..
6. restingonlaurels - May 9, 2008 3:39 PM
can nicotine really do that? seems unlikely. nonetheless, gross!
7. Randal - May 9, 2008 3:40 PM
Is she an American?
She sure looks like it from those leg shots.
Randal
8. Yo Momma! - May 9, 2008 3:41 PM
FUCKIN' DISGUSTING!!!!
9. FRIST!!! - May 9, 2008 3:41 PM
Ok...fine...so the truth is, that girl was me. Thank god we had this one black guy who was bussed into our school, or I would never have been asked to the prom.
10. FRIST!!! - May 9, 2008 3:44 PM
Shut it #9, everybody knows I'm far too vain to be seen in my bikini unless I look perfect..
11. veggi - May 9, 2008 3:46 PM
Frist so you've never been seen in your bikini???
12. Chupacabra - May 9, 2008 3:48 PM
Oh wow! I thought I was bad. No way... no WAY! Can't she afford to get that lasered and sucked out?
I would... instead of buying stupid ugly expensive clothes, I'd be sucking and trimming, and toning, and flexing that ass til you could bounce a quarter off of it, and serve tea on it.
I had a roommate in college, bless her heart, who had this body. Flat boobs, cankles, and thighs JUST like that. She got on that Phen-Phen diet drug and lost some of the weight, but never got rid of the cellulite. then later, she decided to join the women's rugby team, and came out of the closet, but I digress...
hell, even super models get it, but they get like, 1 dimple, and have it massaged out. This lady needs surgury.
GET SURGERY, BITCH.
13. Pat - May 9, 2008 3:50 PM
There are more pics in this series and her legs look different in them. Still with cellulite, because everybody knows she has it, but nothing like these pics. It'd be much more interesting if Fish posted 'em all, do we could [Coffee Talk] Discuss! ...or at least tawk amongst ourselves...
14. Randal - May 9, 2008 3:50 PM
Well, I've done a few more searches on this young lady and must say, the other backside leg shots FISH has posted have looked nothing like the ones above.
So, I've concluded that these are in fact, fake. Smoking herb would not do that to skin, if indeed they want to stick to the "smoking did this" story.
Her legs are in fact, very nice and swingable, like branches on a tree.
Me Tarzan. You Mischa.
Randal
15. surlywench - May 9, 2008 3:52 PM
Totally doctored pics.
She has always looked flabby, but there's no way her lower body would look that different from the upper. Sure skinny girls have cellulite, but not that much.
I'm ready for more Amy Winehouse pics. She's the most entertaining thing on this site.
16. Hey Randal - May 9, 2008 3:53 PM
Hey Randal please post the links so we can all see the pics for ourselves.
Thanks.
17. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - May 9, 2008 3:54 PM
I'd still fuck her before I would Paris Hilton.
18. BunnyButt - May 9, 2008 3:54 PM
Excuse me, but the Pillsbury Dough-Boy is smooth. Plump, certainly, but no cellulite, no lumps, no bumps, no wrinkles, he's sa-mooooth. Please don't insult the Doughster by comparing him to Ms. Barton.
19. Deva - May 9, 2008 3:56 PM
Ok, I don't give a shit about her beautiful, fat ass. She's still gorgeous and would hit her all night long. Please call me Micha....
20. Randal - May 9, 2008 3:57 PM
Here's a direct link to beach body shots of Mischa Barton, posted on the FISH itself, so you know it's not me trying to pull the wool over your beautiful eyes.
http://thesuperficial.com/2007/01/mischa_barton_arrives_late_to.php
Randal
21. Stretch - May 9, 2008 3:57 PM
I have never been overweight and I am so glad I have stretch marks on my hips and no cellulite. It would be difficult to photoshop this pic because of the railing.
22. dew - May 9, 2008 3:58 PM
There were a lot of cankle photos posted before these, so I don't believe they're photoshopped. I've seen a few thinner girls get cottage cheese cellulite; they don't exercise and eat crappy food, but still manage to stay somewhat thin. But they're usually the icky kind of soft too. She needs to eat healthier, quit the booze, and train.
23. sad sad sad - May 9, 2008 3:58 PM
THIS IS WHY GIRLS HAVE BODY IMAGE ISSUES! I MEAN, SERIOUSLY... WHO CARES IF SHE HAS SOME CELLULITE EVEN IF IT IS REAL?
IT ANNOYS THE HELL OUT OF ME WHEN PEOPLE ASK WHY GIRLS IN OUR SOCIETY TODAY HAVE SUCH BODY IMAGE ISSUES... IT'S BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE CONSTANTLY TRYING TO FIND 'GROSS COTTAGE CHEESE' OR 'LOVE HANDLES' ON THEM.
before you judge someone else.. go look at yourself in the mirror first.. chances are you're not perfect. and if you are.. guess what? you'll be old one day and 'ugly'. haha.
24. Mischa Barton - May 9, 2008 3:59 PM
Yes they are real. Somebody shoot me, please!
25. dude - May 9, 2008 4:00 PM
I'm with Bunnybutt. Hey, is that Bunny from Paso Robles, CA?
26. restingonlaurels - May 9, 2008 4:01 PM
good call, randal. the photog could have been more successful without going so overboard. those are photos are just overkill.
27. Wake Up - May 9, 2008 4:01 PM
People have poor body image because of the way they were raised and it also depends on who they are associating with. There are fat chicks all over America wearing tight clothes and showing their flab and they like their bodies.
28. Auntie Kryst - May 9, 2008 4:01 PM
@18 BB, you forgot to mention his best asset. Doughboy is the guy you want on your side in a bar fight. If you hit him in the gut he just giggles..
Fuck that was lame. Is it bar time yet??
29. Tal - May 9, 2008 4:02 PM
From a month ago:
http://popsugar.com/1541858
btw, I think she has an unattractive body, but the current pics are 'shopped.
30. Neil - May 9, 2008 4:03 PM
#20
Those pics were taken a year ago. A lot can happen in a year. I've seen pics of her and she was sporting saddle bags. These pics are real. Too bad she ate too much and got fat and cellulite.
31. Randal - May 9, 2008 4:06 PM
Neil,
Perhaps, a lot can happen in a hear but the link that Tal posted just above you, are dated from April 10, 2008. Are we going to say a lot can happen in a month too?
The pics of her fat legs in this psot are not real.
Randal
32. BunnyButt - May 9, 2008 4:07 PM
25, not even close. 28, Auntie, I've already started.
33. RENEE - May 9, 2008 4:09 PM
Oh, I'm totally not buying that these are real. Yeh, from past pics we all know Mischa does have cellulite, but its not THAT bad; come on already. This looks the same as the time they made posh spice look all cellulite-y and it was a fake.
34. RENEE - May 9, 2008 4:10 PM
Either way, Mischa still has a beautiful face.
35. TheRanchTooth - May 9, 2008 4:11 PM
While you idiots were looking at the hideous fake cottage cheese...
YOU MISSED THE NIPPLE!!!!!!
36. Harry - May 9, 2008 4:11 PM
The idiot who doctored these pics got greedy. Everything from that railing on down looks completely different from what's above, a dead giveaway that its fixed. And that's too much cellulite for a girl that young and thin. Maybe a few lines, but not the entire cottage cheese industry. Again, you got greedy.
37. restingonlaurels - May 9, 2008 4:13 PM
HA. cellulite on posh spice would starve to death. she's not healthy enough to cultivate a colony of dimples.
38. dude - May 9, 2008 4:14 PM
That is what happens when Cisco Adler's poisonous 12 inch dangling nutsack touches your skin.
Enjoy the proof here, if you dare:
http://cityrag.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/cisco_adler_balls.jpg
39. Chuck - May 9, 2008 4:15 PM
31
We are seeing pics from a distance and not the back of her legs. A woman can gain a lot of weight in a month and obviously she has a bad case of cellulite. She gains all her weight on the bottom half.
40. Zane - May 9, 2008 4:18 PM
Cheez! I mean, jeez! Sure, she's cottage cheesy, we all know that, but it's not exactly difficult to overlay a textured surface in Photoshop. You might say it's almost as if the program is specifically designed to do that sort of thing. Your porn machines can do some fancy stuff when the blood flow crosses the equator for a few minutes...
41. jj - May 9, 2008 4:20 PM
#30
are you on crack? those pictures are not real. so what if those pictures were taken a year ago, how much can really change when you haven't gained any weight since that year? anyone who believes those are real is an idiot. she has other pictures taken not long ago where her legs didn't look like that. fucking retard, but who cares...it's not like she's hot.
42. Jacks - 54 - May 9, 2008 4:20 PM
35. TheRanchTooth
What about it? nothing impressive, who hasn't seen her flash her tatas
43. PimpMammaM - May 9, 2008 4:22 PM
Cellulite is from smoking???? Aw great, so on top of my chocolate addiction, along with the pills, the cigs are to blame also!
Is nothing sacred anymore!!!!!!!!
But luckily, my butt & thighs ain't lookin that bad. Makes me wonder what Kardashian is looking like there......
44. Ms. Grammar - May 9, 2008 4:22 PM
#5. I hate to pick on people's grammar, but I fucking HATE when people say "Irregardless". That's not a word moron! The correct word would be just plain "regardless". Thank you, that is all.
And I'm a master at photoshop, I don't think those pics were doctored. Unless the photog has a better program to work with.
45. Bethany - May 9, 2008 4:27 PM
Enlarge picture 2, look at the two craters on her right leg, one on her buttcheek and one on the back of her leg above the knee. Those are caused by photoshop getting confused by abrupt light/dark boundaries and interpolating dark pixels, which looks like a deep indentations. Happens all the time in photoshop, but obviously not in the original pictures.
46. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - May 9, 2008 4:27 PM
#44 - You forgot about being a royal world class asshole too.
Hey if you're gonna list your accomplishments, make sure you're thorough. Because whenever some starts a sentence with "I hate to" or "No offense", they really "love to" and mean "with offense". Maroon.
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/irregardless
47. Ha! Ha! - May 9, 2008 4:30 PM
She is wearing loose baggy pants in this pic because she gained weight and got saddlebags.
http://www.hollyscoop.com/mischa-barton-pictures/82.aspx?PGImageID=2630
48. abdo - May 9, 2008 4:32 PM
With the magic of photoshop , anything is possible
49. wagstaff - May 9, 2008 4:34 PM
Check the bikini candids from April 08. There'd no evidence of that kind of cellulite. Tabloids are scum, let's not forget that.
50. Jax - May 9, 2008 4:38 PM
One way to prove it...go on Oprah in a bikini and show everyone the back of your legs...if they are so fake, show everyone...I've seen her out and about in LA, and it ain't so far fetched that her legs look like that..she is very bottom heavy...
51. Dang - May 9, 2008 4:39 PM
#46, you posted a link that says to not use irregardless to defend your use of the word...wow. With offense, you're a fucking retard.
As is anyone who believes these pics are real. I don't think Mischa has a great bod but come on, this is so obviously photoshopped. One ass cheek is hanging so much lower than the other in the first shot- did smoking cause that too? Or maybe just crappy photo editing?
52. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - May 9, 2008 4:40 PM
#49 - I agree, what a hottie.
http://www.newstoob.com/2008/04/11/mischa-barton-bikini-pictures/mischa-barton-bikini-3/
Sarcasm and I are good friends.
53. Auntie Kryst - May 9, 2008 4:40 PM
These pictures are being analyzed more than the Zapruder film.
54. Pubert - May 9, 2008 4:41 PM
So, speaking of Kim Kardashian, because of all the attention she gets here I didn't immediately change the channel when I was cable surfing the other night and stumbled on her reality show. In the scene, she was wearing one of those track-suit type outfits (sorry, I'm a straight guy, don't know much about fashion). Thankfully, they showed her from behind (that's the only reason I was watching), and...WHAT THE FUCK? It was a cartoon butt, completely out of proportion with the rest of her body, but not shapely at all, in part because it was more of a general swelling than a nice 2-buttcheek ass. It looked exactly like she had a pillow stuffed down the back of her pants. And it was her show, not staged or "photoshopped" pictures, so it was definitely real, and looked even more ridiculous when she walked around. Are you Kim fans insane???
55. havoc - May 9, 2008 4:43 PM
mmmmm Kim's butt.......
.
56. Marcianita - May 9, 2008 4:47 PM
that really cant be hers!!
57. meee - May 9, 2008 4:50 PM
these are obviously fake, come on you guys. you have to be an idiot to think that she suddenly looks like that.
also, #14, they said nicotine, not herb jackass. also, what a lame excuse. half of america smokes & that just makes no sense.
58. Andy - May 9, 2008 4:51 PM
#54 --- I know what you mean. Here's a picture of what you're talking about (or click my name):
http://bp1.blogger.com/_Yi3tA5yIlkc/R1cy9hhaF4I/AAAAAAAABX4/ko9yN4yYlWE/s1600-h/00KIMTEXT3842x1200.jpg
She must be wearing an insert or something, because on this side shot you can see a gap between her oversized outward bound butt, and the top of her upper thigh. I don't care how "hot" you supposedly are - the butt bone connects to the thigh bone. Looks like in Kim's case the buttpadding connects to the buttbone.
59. Stacey - May 9, 2008 4:51 PM
Those pics are real. Maybe they adjusted the contrast a bit to bring it out more BUT my girlfriend saw her out at an event once in a mini and told me that she had horrible cellulite and it was shocking for her being a thin girl. However cellulite insn't directly correlated with weight.
60. Stacey - May 9, 2008 4:51 PM
Those pics are real. Maybe they adjusted the contrast a bit to bring it out more BUT my girlfriend saw her out at an event once in a mini and told me that she had horrible cellulite and it was shocking for her being a thin girl. However cellulite insn't directly correlated with weight.
61. Loser - May 9, 2008 4:53 PM
I'd fuck her and fill each and every cellulite crater with jism. Irregardless of how nasty and ungrammatical that's sounds. And I'd leave her stinking.
62. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - May 9, 2008 4:56 PM
#51 - The point is, the word is not only accepted but entered into the Merriam Webster lexicon, IRREGARDLESS of their recommendation to drop the initial "ir". I mean, I know you're likely the authority on all things English, which means your teeth must be a fucking mess. Shouldn't you be gargling with douche water or taking pennies from homeless vets?
63. Jackson - May 9, 2008 4:57 PM
#54
lol!
This is because Kim Kardaskank wears body shapers and girdles with butt pads so it makes her huge loose butt look freaky unnatural.
64. Doc - May 9, 2008 5:01 PM
She has the body type where she gains all her weight on her hips, thighs, and butt. She could wear a-line skirts, dresses, and baggy loose pants that make her look thin because she is thin from her waist up, but actually she is covering her weight gain down below. It is very common for females that are petite from the waist up to have serious cellulite problems even when they gain 5 or 10 extra pounds.
65. miggs - May 9, 2008 5:02 PM
It's not just photoshopped to increase the cellulite look. Look at the first/top picture. The weird thing about Mischa is that she has a big problem with cellulite even though she's young and thin, almost anorexic looking at times. But she's thin, and that side-view shows a thigh about twice a large as Mischa's. I just don't get this - in real pictures, your eye is already drawn to the unexpected cellulite. Why create this over-the-top obvious fake?
66. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - May 9, 2008 5:05 PM
She's got more dimples than a box of Titleists.
67. Summer Kat - May 9, 2008 5:05 PM
FAKE
68. Google is your friend... - May 9, 2008 5:16 PM
...Ginkgo is your friend too (helps memory). A long long time ago - about a month - MB was suspected of pulling a Heidi Montag type of fake-real-life outing at the beach, looking happy and carefree, in an attempt to brighten up her image after receiving her sentence in her DUI case earlier in the morning. She was wearing a bikini. And looking absolutely nothing like this, in a long series of candid shots. #29's link has some of them, but here's more, and there's a close up side view of her thigh that makes it clear that today's picture's are somebody else's photoshopped thigh, obviously:
http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/celebrities/hollywood/mischa-bartons-a-bikini-babe-204379/
69. Ted Mosby - May 9, 2008 5:22 PM
I'd hit that cheesy goodness.
70. blp - May 9, 2008 5:26 PM
That is so fake! No way can someone her age look like that, I refuse to believe it. That faker is very talented with photoshop though.
71. FRIST!!! - May 9, 2008 5:35 PM
#44 WTF?? Irregardless is just a joke on the fish, duh...new here much??
Thank god for tequila.
72. Cindy - May 9, 2008 5:39 PM
How sad for her. They're fake, obviously, but people believe it's in the realm of possibility that she looks like that in harsh lighting. But the saddest part is that she's looking at the real Mischa in, oh, 15 years, max. Yikes.
73. BarelyStearn - May 9, 2008 5:44 PM
I lOVE that these pictures come with the option "Enlarge Picture" - Holy ^%^ why in the hell would you want to do that?!?!?
I'm laughing my cottage cheese ass off at that one!
74. BarelyStearn - May 9, 2008 5:46 PM
P.S. --
How do you get a job that is basically: Ass Damage Control?!? Do you need an MBA for that?!
75. Ms Manners - May 9, 2008 5:49 PM
#44
I dislike when people use profanity to make a point.
76. Corlyss - May 9, 2008 6:05 PM
I want to see the topless pics. She looks great from the waist up.
77. bluecherries - May 9, 2008 6:07 PM
There are these ones too:
http://theskinnywebsite.com/site/2008/03/28/guess-the-celebrity-cellulite/#more-8150
Though again they might be photoshopped.
78. Racer X - May 9, 2008 6:08 PM
LIAR!
/on this one I believe the internets
79. Flavio - May 9, 2008 6:33 PM
those pics are definitely doctored, come on. but, hopefully they will have the side-effect of causing her to pose naked to prove it. no foxy starlet chick is going to let the masses think she has an ass that looks like that for long, its bad for the bottom line. rimshot. let's see it, Mischa.
80. fameretardant - May 9, 2008 6:34 PM
This folks is ONE of the reasons you should never wish to be famous, they will hunt you down until they find a hideous moment and possibly doctor it and plaster it all over the mags and internet. EVERY ONE OF US has a picture or many of ourselves we hate, imagine seeing it all over the net and mags. I mean, they deserve it for their gluttonous ego driven lives, but this is just another reason I pity them and thank god for my privacy.
I was a shy quiet girl in a highschool full of mean super bitches who I know would send in bad pics to the mags if I ever became famous (not that that would ever happen). I had friends take pctures of me sleeping at sleepovers and then plaster them in their school planner and open them up every day for all the class to see. I've had girls(who I thought were friends) take a picture of me when I was sick and blow it up, make it into a card and then frame it. Aren't girls so kind.
In highschool we had 6 grad photos taken and then the best one was supposed to go in the yearbook, 5 of my pics were nice and normal and then one I had my eyes closed and mouth partially opened, I was caught saying "ok" when the photog told me "just one left" and it was not a good picture. The fat bitches on the year book staff who I had NEVER talked to in my life and would always smile at politely in the hall(even though they always whispered mockingly whenever I walked into class) put the ONE closed eyes open mouth picture in the yearbook, so I was THE ONLY person with a horrible grad picture. I mean it's no big deal, it just shows how much people like to humiliate each other. I hated highschool and didn't go to prom or graduation because the girls at my schooldwere so vicious and the guys were giant pigs so the yearbook was just a memory from hell anyway. Anyway usually having a shitty time in hihschool is a good sign that the best is yet to come, it's never good to peak back then.
The point is be thankful for your adult privacy.
81. Flavio - May 9, 2008 6:34 PM
oh, and the idea that this is something that smoking will do to your ass, is just ridiculous.
82. Sometimes a Loner - May 9, 2008 7:03 PM
#80
This is why you need to choose your friends wisely. People feel like they always have to belong to a group and will put up with horrible things like you did. This is why I have never put up with peoples shit and I would rather be alone than deal with shit. I think if I made millions of dollars I could get over the bad pics.
83. Alex - May 9, 2008 7:15 PM
Yeah I'm pretty skinny and even I have a bit of cellulite... Mischa Barton, you are fucking gross.
84. mytwocents - May 9, 2008 7:26 PM
I actually think it's real because I have seen some other pics of her wearing short dresses and the cellulite starts at the same spot as those pics and looks the same it's just at a certain angle maybe it can be made to look a lot more intense (in the light from underneath)
She is really bottom heavy, so ok Mischa u prove this isn't you but it's not like you have a hot bod and your fighting this slander, you are so flabby anyway so i mean it's not that far off.
I could see how say a model who gets paid for her looks would get offended because this slander would keep her from jobs because people wouldn't book her.
But since this is an ACTRESS quote unquote she shouldn't caaaare
riiiight
85. jesus - May 9, 2008 7:48 PM
Hey #4...
Idiot. We don't ask that he only post girls in their teens and early twenties. We ask that he only post HOT girls in their teens and early twenties. There are young ones who are just as ugly as you, rest assured.
86. fameretardant - May 9, 2008 7:48 PM
#82.I agree and I'm definitely a loner I became a loner long ago and eventually I married a loner and together we are very polite to people, but have no patience or time for them. By the time the grad pic crap happened I had long since been a loner, I didn't even know the year book girls. I couldn't prevent things like that from happening and they did continue to happen until I started to work from home (best choice ever), I could write a book about how jealous and cruel girls and women can be and guys, well I've never met a guy who was happy to be just friend (except my husband), they always wanted more and were less than gentlemanly about it and family well you can't pick your family so most of them are usually insufferable. So I 100% advocate being a loner since 90% of people will poison your life and there is SO MUCH more to life than people and their B.S, you can waste your life dealing with it or say fuck it it's about quality not quantity and bitches and assholes are not welcome. I have a very small number of good people in my life (and non eof them realy know each other which is great because group metality sucks ass). The less the merrier (within reason). I did spend 2 years being a bit of a hermitess, I got sick of being hit on and pestered and hearing "hey come out with us" knowing the bullshit that would always follow so I'm a pretty self suficient person, the time I spent alone and travelling were some of the best times in my life and now my husband is the only person who I am fully at peace around, so it's all worked out.
Anyway I must appologize because people don't usually appreciate it when you blather on about your own stories.
87. BunnyButt - May 9, 2008 7:49 PM
77, yes, I, too, prefer pointless profanity. Shit.
88. BunnyButt - May 9, 2008 7:50 PM
Fuck, I meant that comment for 75.
89. Pussy Monster - May 9, 2008 8:24 PM
Yeah Right. You could hide a small African village in those fucking CRUNKLES in her thighs. She's ALWAYS looked THAT way. Doctored my ass. She needs a "doctor" alright. DrLipo. ASAP!!!! STAT!!!!
90. fygu - May 9, 2008 9:20 PM
#85 Suck my dick. Thanks!
91. justifiable - May 9, 2008 10:25 PM
#6, 14, 43, 57, 81 Nicotine is a vasoconstrictor - that means it shrinks your blood vessels and restricts blood flow. The blood supply to the skin is decreased, so small surface blood vessels get less than they should. That means your tissues suffer, collagen and protein bundles break down faster, waste products build up and get trapped. Ever wonder why lifelong smokers have such a lot of wrinkles on their faces? All those capillaries in their faces (and everywhere else) went bye-bye and their skin paid the price.
Smoking, lack of exercise, obscene amounts of caffeine, anything that decreases blood flow and restricts blood vessels is a CONTRIBUTING factor for cellulite - not the only one. Women's connective tissue is more inflexible than men's, which is why women get it and men rarely do -- so genetics and hormone levels aside, throwing the above factors into the mix makes some women more prone to dimply orange skin.
92. Raven - May 9, 2008 10:47 PM
People are too hung up on looks. I spend time between Tennessee and Los Angeles, and it's amazing how anyone with a little bit of flab is considered "Ewwww" in LA.
93. #93isalsoadouche - May 9, 2008 11:14 PM
Irregardless I think this is fake. She is still hot irregardless of her butt. Irregardless she needs to fix that but if these are true pictures. Everyone on this page is a fucking moron............IRREGARDLESS.
#23 Is a fat fucker.
#44,#51 are douches-don't come on a website about chicks in bikinis and try to be grammar police
#91 we get it your a doctor, but you are on superficial so it means you are still not getting pussy with an MD. U must be an ugly fuck.
94. Daryl G - May 10, 2008 12:37 AM
IRREGARDLESS IS NOT A FUCKING WORD, PEOPLE!!!
95. Brooke - May 10, 2008 1:04 AM
This is definatley fake..........but like someone else said So, what if it wasn't. Alot of people get cellulite, even thin people. However, I don't think as think as she is that she'd have that much cellulite and I do not believe that smoking could cause her to have a ton of cellulite either. Everyone is always too something, too fat, too thin, too ugly, too fake ect. No one is perfect! Whoever keeps saying or implying that Americans are all fat, that is just stupid. Talk about stereotyping a whole country. We have some obese people, some that are a bit oversized, some with curves, some that are average, some that are thin, and some that are freakishly thin. We come in all shapes and sizes, just like people from other countries!
96. joho777 - May 10, 2008 1:21 AM
This is easily resolved. Mischa should drop her skirt and do a slow 360. Everyone will be able to see if it's true or not.
In fact, that's what she should have done as soon as she started to protest these photos. She could have shown up the photographer right then.
And some of you are right. Smoking really screws up the skin, and turns it gray. But smoking doesn't affect the underlying fatty layers, which is what "cottage cheese" is.
Or maybe Mischa should bite the bullet and start exercising again.
97. cavy - May 10, 2008 2:06 AM
I'm not even remotely a fan, but I will defend her, in that...those pics are totally doctored! A girl that age and weight would not have cellulite even close to that! She hasn't had children and she looks perfectly normal on the rest of her body. Whoever made those fake pics are just completely jealous of her...anyone can see that!
98. Jocco - May 10, 2008 2:17 AM
Nasty bitch. Stop the drinking and smoking and start exercising. It's not like you have a job and no time
99. Chuck - May 10, 2008 2:35 AM
Looks real to me. The obvious solution is for Mischa to take her pants off and have her ass and thighs photographed thoroughly so we can all study them and put this controversy to bed.
100. cavythetard - May 10, 2008 3:06 AM
Cavy you are fuckin stupid look at the pictures you can not doctor the 2nd.
101. D - May 10, 2008 4:07 AM
Her face is still really beautiful though, i don't know if these pics are real or not but from the waist up she is SO pretty. Her other bikini pictures didn't look like this so I think it had to be either doctored or EXTREMELY bad lighling.
102. Lindsays - May 10, 2008 7:12 AM
Mischa Barton looks beautiful.But her legs is ugly.Her blog and photos were found at milllionaire&celeb datingsite ---"AffluentBachelors.com"---- last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is seeking on that site.
103. ajjejt - May 10, 2008 8:33 AM
its definatley nooooottt true..it cant be true..ok i have a round shape..but i dont even have that much cellulite and shes much thinner then me!!!im not saying that slim girls dont have cellulite..coz everybody has..but definatley not that amount!!!hes just an asshole getting alot of money by selling bullshit
104. ajjejt - May 10, 2008 8:38 AM
bdw..i smoke..and i dont have that much cellulite..smoking does NOT lead to alot of cellulite..stop blaming everything on sigarettes!!!
105. mafme - May 10, 2008 11:56 AM
There is someone who does this sort of thing as a kind of statement-- remember hte pics of kate moss's legs? These are clearly doctored.. just google her and look at the images.
106. they are SOOOO FAKE - May 10, 2008 12:23 PM
It's SOOOOOOOOOO OBVIOUS that those pictures have been photoshoped to heck and that they are FAKE. Hell, I can't believe anyone could even doubt it.
Not even a 300 lbs woman has that kind of cellulite and reptile posthuman looking skin. Mischa should sue the heck out of the person who tried to sell those photos as real and send him where he belongs or make her pay all he owns and then some.
107. they are SOOOO FAKE - May 10, 2008 12:24 PM
It's SOOOOOOOOOO OBVIOUS that those pictures have been photoshoped to heck and that they are FAKE. Hell, I can't believe anyone could even doubt it.
Not even a 300 lbs woman has that kind of cellulite and reptile posthuman looking skin. Mischa should sue the heck out of the person who tried to sell those photos as real and send him where he belongs, or make him pay all he owns and then some.
108. OREO - May 10, 2008 2:08 PM
She called the pap out for taking topless photos?? Maybe she shouldn't be out on her balcony topless then... Just an idea.
109. EuroNeckPain - May 10, 2008 2:35 PM
#82 and #86 I really enjoyed your posts. I totally agree with you.
About the doctoring of these photos: there is a "crater" on her butt that remains visible on both pictures although she turns around. The guy who photoshopped managed to reproduce every tiny detail from the back view to the side view. He must be a perfectionist. Or maybe its is just horrible lighting and the job consisted merely in enhancing the contrast so much that small texture differences look like Anthrax.
110. lisa - May 10, 2008 3:01 PM
oh gosh that is so fake.
111. Famous Plastic - May 10, 2008 5:25 PM
I doubt that these photos are doctored. Mischa has cellulite and we've all seen it before. The pictures in question were definately taken in an unflattering light and position, but they are most definately real. We are all just used to seeing posed and airbrushed photos of celebrities, thinking that they must be perfect.
112. EVAinCH - May 10, 2008 6:03 PM
The woman is only in her early twenties. It's genetically impossible to acquire that much cellulite at such a young age. They were definitely photoshopped!!!!
113. kristynn - May 10, 2008 6:30 PM
very, very obvious photo editing.
come on, people.
114. Jocco - May 10, 2008 6:42 PM
I'd like to see some of you morons doctor that. Do it to a photo of Giselle Bundchen and send it in. If those were fake, she would have sued him already.
115. jimmy - May 10, 2008 6:53 PM
I think some of you people haven't seen real women in real life, check the link on my name!
116. fuck the paps - May 10, 2008 6:55 PM
FAKE. Mischa Barton might not be the most talented or the sweetest by personality but she's been a slim girl always. That much of cellulite, if it were to be real, wouldn't be easy to cover when you sit, cross legs or pose with skimpy clothes- she's been doing all that in front of cameras for a while now, nothing as gross as this came out as of yet. Cause these shots ain't true.
117. Sheila - May 10, 2008 7:14 PM
You guys make me sick! First of all you complain when she is too thin and then there are pictures (doctored or not) that show someone human and lord let the heavens fall. Everyone can have cellulite. Everyone...on the count of three, 1,2,3... turn and look in the mirror. Ah !!! you have it too!
No wonder personal fitness trainers and plastic surgeons are in high demand. It is to make everyone perfect so no one will take a picture of them to pick apart. Also did anyone think about those patio chairs that we all sit on and when we get up they have left the most embarrassing marks on the back of our legs and butt.
Love ya Misha. Whether it is you or a doctored photo you are beautiful.
118. 3rd planet - May 10, 2008 7:55 PM
Hey y'all, I'm a 65 yr. old woman who's really overweight, but have lost 70 lbs recently & my ass & thighs DON'T look that bad!!! Whoever wrote that article is right.... those r the legs & thighs of an 80 yr. old!!! NO 22 yr. old would have legs & thighs that looked that bad no matter how much weight they lost!! Only an older woman who has had weight probs. would have legs & thighs like that!!! If I were her, I'd sue the pants off that photog!! Then laugh my ass off @ his "short" comings !!!
119. GG1000 - May 10, 2008 8:01 PM
I'm with Mischa on this one; the legs in the first shot are bigger around than the ones in the second, and we've all seen her in her short skirts and shorts before. Bad photoshop!
120. julia - May 10, 2008 11:50 PM
I agree with #114 - if this is photoshopeed she will sue them/him
121. julia - May 10, 2008 11:50 PM
I agree with #114 - if this is photoshopeed she will sue them/him
122. Dee - May 11, 2008 6:31 AM
Hi all. I just had a dream that Paris Hilton had a huggge dick and we fucked in a swimming pool. Weird, I know. I don't even like her. It wasn't a nightmare because I think I kind of enjoyed it? Ok, good night all. Lol
123. STeve - May 11, 2008 8:20 AM
I think they were "doctored" to make her look worse than she actually is. It's so easy to add more grain to a photo and do anything you want to it. The photoshopping looks like it goes right up her back to her shoulders, which is an indication that the photos were altered.
124. asbo - May 11, 2008 12:01 PM
they are slightly extreme. I don't doubt the girl has a bit of fat arse, but not to like that. she only young? NO GRANNY ARSE!
125. Brandon - May 11, 2008 12:05 PM
Hey, comment number 5.....regardless of what you might have learned in school, "irregardless" still isn't a word. Look up double negative.
126. gerard Vandenberg - May 11, 2008 12:30 PM
CELLULITE AROUND YOUR EYE-BALLS, you dumb whore!!
127. Beth Seacord - May 11, 2008 1:12 PM
Cellulite is hereditary like baldness. The only thing she could do would be to increase the muscle mass in that area while decreasing the fat layer. They say toxins like caffeine, alcohol and nicotine might play a role in promoting cellulite but heredity plays a much larger role.
It is this extreme social pressure that creates an atmosphere where eating disorders thrive.
128. my comment - May 11, 2008 6:04 PM
That's what happens to your ass if you never walk. She's got a real problem there.
129. emily - May 11, 2008 8:35 PM
wow...she is so hot. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site -----"W e a l t h yDater.com"----- last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
130. TonTron - May 11, 2008 11:06 PM
First off, nicotine does not do that. I smoke and that has not happened to me, or either of my nonsmoking friends.
I doubt this is real, I really do. If it is then I would be EXTREMELY surprised. but unless I see some sort IRL proof or some different RELIABLE pics, then I don't believe it for a second.
-oxox-
131. fake boobs - May 11, 2008 11:45 PM
I'll believe it's fake when I see the lawsuit
132. yeahright - May 12, 2008 2:04 AM
#130 Great logic - I suppose you think cigarettes don't cause lung cancer just because it hasn't happened to you yet. Must be hard work being the yardstick of the universe.
133. yeahright - May 12, 2008 2:04 AM
#130 Great logic - I suppose you think cigarettes don't cause lung cancer just because it hasn't happened to you yet. Must be hard work being the yardstick of the universe.
134. John - May 12, 2008 12:28 PM
Everything is hereditary. If you have the genetics you can party all your life and you'll be fine.
Off course these are real however the lighting is really bad. She is one of those women that has a big ass and thick thighs and therefore excess fat causing cellulite.
However she could spend more time in the gym and tone it up, ffs these people's one job is to look good and they get paid millions. Even on the OC I thought she had a fat ass.
135. KIMMY - May 12, 2008 1:47 PM
YOU DOPEY IDIOTS! THAT'S NOT REAL. YOU ARE A BUNCH OF IDIOTS IF YOU BELIEVE THOSE PICS ARE REAL.
136. sharpeidude - May 12, 2008 1:50 PM
Oh man! I want me sumahdat!
137. Mike Rackhabitt - May 12, 2008 3:38 PM
id hit that yo! thing wobblin up like cali durin a quake. *zing*
138. jen hutchin - May 12, 2008 4:29 PM
Smoking causes this? Horseshi- All the models smoke.
139. My Penis - May 12, 2008 7:07 PM
It's an edit..the glare on the top of the bar only occurs where her torso meets the bar, which would suggest it was cut from the under side of the bar to hide the cut where the image was pasted, and pasted to match the bars color scheme..weak, and photoshopped. dont matter though, this chick is so unhot, it may as well be real..get a job.
140. Nikky Raney - May 12, 2008 11:04 PM
that CANNOT honestly be her ass