May 13 2008Mandy Moore: Why is Ryan Adams touching my boobs - in a comic book store?
Folk singer Ryan Adams stole my signature move and took Mandy Moore out for a date yesterday - to the the comic book store. Now there's two things I love more than life itself: boobs and comics. And right now Rick Moranis' mutant love child has his hands on both. Had I known Mandy Moore was into my secret obsession, I would've asked her out years ago. Then I would've totally seduced her with old issues of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles where they all had red headbands. I'm practically Casanova over here!
Dedicated to Mike in Virginia who can finally read a post involving Ryan Adams, Mandy Moore and comics. Try not to spill your Tom Collins in a fit of dorkish joy.
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Reader Comments
1. paul - May 13, 2008 2:37 PM
first?
2. veggi - May 13, 2008 2:41 PM
He was trying to do 2 things: estimate how overweight she is (20lbs); and avoid touching her face zits.
3. ph7 - May 13, 2008 2:43 PM
If anyone ever needed proof that a guitar can get even the biggest dork laid, go no further than pic #6.
4. Ted Mosby - May 13, 2008 2:47 PM
Something seems off about Mandy's boobs. They look unhappy through that top.
5. Jimbo - May 13, 2008 2:49 PM
@4 Ted, are you the guy to make them happy again??
6. sportsdvl - May 13, 2008 2:54 PM
how do you know your career is officially over?
you are either of these idiots in a comic book store.
oh, #1 - you are a douche.
7. surrounded by idiots - May 13, 2008 2:54 PM
mutant love child of Rick Moranis and David Spade, to be exact
8. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her - May 13, 2008 2:55 PM
Make up is your friend Mandy. Whatever you pay your cosmetologist is not enough.
9. veggi - May 13, 2008 2:57 PM
@2 hey mia
10. Jumpin_J - May 13, 2008 3:00 PM
File both of these people under "What Have You Done For Us Lately". If they were anymore insigificant, Dean Cain would've been grabbing her ass. Oh yeah bitches, I went there! Boo-yah!!!!
11. pigkeepr31 - May 13, 2008 3:00 PM
He looks like the love child of Edward Nigma and Woody Allen.
12. RENEE - May 13, 2008 3:03 PM
Good Lord what is she doing with him; whoever he is, he's absolutely revolting; she's way too pretty for him. She obviously has a thing for dorks.
13. LeFarge - May 13, 2008 3:06 PM
He's going to make a superwoman out of her
14. heavy flow day...? - May 13, 2008 3:07 PM
...veggi?
15. TheNonsense.Com - May 13, 2008 3:13 PM
15th
16. poot - May 13, 2008 3:13 PM
christ, that is an ugly man.
17. tp - May 13, 2008 3:19 PM
WTF is she doing with that troll?!?!?! Sweet Jesus, he's fugly!! Imagine what it would look like if he and Amy Winehouse bumped uglies and reproduced?? *cringe*
18. pointandlaugh - May 13, 2008 3:20 PM
#16 I came in here to say exactly that. And #17 -- you expanded on my sentiments quite nicely. :)
19. FRIST!!! - May 13, 2008 3:21 PM
Nice dye job on that freak, and I should know..
20. Ted Mosby - May 13, 2008 3:24 PM
@5 Yes I am. I'll be Jesus to her Lazarus boobies and lift them up.
21. Guy in the next stall - May 13, 2008 3:24 PM
Ahhh the elusive "I'm a sensitive scruffy musician with a child like fascination of comic books. Now may I touch your tits?" Douchefucker. A rare breed, and hard to capture on film. Well done Mr. Photographer..
22. Jodi - May 13, 2008 3:27 PM
Re: 10.
Poor Dean Cain...what a handsome fellow he was. Anyway, Adams is a good musician, albeit a bit too prolific...
^Jodi.
23. FRIST!!! - May 13, 2008 3:29 PM
Somebody tell me when there is a new post. Or I could just open 5 windows and hit refresh a bunch, but I'm lazy..
24. Dude - May 13, 2008 3:33 PM
what a fucking douchebag!! somebody please this ryan adams nerd
hey mandy: wtf?
25. big teeth - May 13, 2008 3:34 PM
Isn't Bryan Adams a little old for Mandy Moore?
26. ldsqtbea - May 13, 2008 3:36 PM
i think shes ubber pretty !!! and not overweight at all (#2) ... and who doesnt break out ??? and yeah hes not super good looking but he might be super nice and funny and awesome ... you know, the stuff that actually matters ... i think shes good the way she is :)
27. veggi - May 13, 2008 3:36 PM
naw 14. Just sober. But thanks for asking!!
This HAS to be for a movie... or something...right?????
No new post FRIST!!!
28. Dude - May 13, 2008 3:37 PM
somebody please shoot*
29. siiiiiing a sooooong - May 13, 2008 3:39 PM
scratch that.... new post..
30. opie - May 13, 2008 3:40 PM
I was gonna say something about his BC (birth control) glasses....but DAY-UM....his face is BC
31. Grizella - May 13, 2008 3:41 PM
How does Ryan Adams get all these attractive actresses? He's such a self-absorbed douchebag.
32. nipolian - May 13, 2008 3:49 PM
You all have it wrong....He is the love child of Kristie Alley and Charles Martin Smith (aka Terry the Toad from American Graffiti).
33. Skip Smith - May 13, 2008 3:49 PM
Sing "Summer of '69"!
34. Jimbo - May 13, 2008 3:53 PM
There is a new Britney post FRIST
35. FRIST!!! - May 13, 2008 3:59 PM
thank you
36. Jrz - May 13, 2008 4:19 PM
God, it's like.........Clay Aiken and..........Philip Seymour Hoffman had a very very ugly baby together.
37. Tapeworm - May 13, 2008 4:20 PM
Mandy Moooooooo.
38. rrc - May 13, 2008 4:34 PM
ryan adams is a legend! so he can bang who and whatever he wants!!
he has earned that right.... but not liking the hair.
39. Amber - May 13, 2008 4:53 PM
Been stepping down ever since Andy Roddick, they get uglier and uglier as she goes on.
40. farmer - May 13, 2008 5:35 PM
Ryan - no, no, no! You milk a COW at the other end.
41. Nate - May 13, 2008 6:07 PM
Question is.... IS SHE SMOKING CRACK!?!? Look at her? She looks like a crack head!
I know what was happening. Both crack heads right and the comicbook store owner prolly sales crack. They don't have the money so he was trying to convince her to fuck the store owner for some crack. She probable would had done it too till she spotted the photog.
Yep thats what happen. Run the story.
42. Jane_Says - May 13, 2008 6:23 PM
Mr. Superficial deserves mad props for the Rick Moranis reference.
43. Loralei - May 13, 2008 6:41 PM
#4 your a joy.. i like mandy though. i know many comic book writers. ironically enough many of them are hot enough and have enough intellect to get mandy or other ho. im drunk after martini hour at the local shithole bar. but yeah #4 YOUR FUNNY TED MOSBY....my text books come from mosby text books. long shot eh,....im a med student. i just laughed for the first time in months. cheers.
44. Loralei - May 13, 2008 6:43 PM
mandy is average to underweight by medical standards. i know.
45. Loralei - May 13, 2008 6:44 PM
your comparing her to whorebag hilton and the other broads you think are real in maxim. your a fag.
46. Caitlin - May 13, 2008 6:45 PM
Uh, she's officially let herself go. When did this happen? And who is cutting her hair? Jim Henson? She looks like a muppet.
47. britney's weave - May 13, 2008 7:05 PM
god, she looks awful. what happened to her--she used to be cute.
48. stephanie - May 13, 2008 7:29 PM
wtf.
I actually like Ryan Adam's music (oh no)... but why is he choosing to look like this disgusting Garth Algar wanna be? The hair's a little too orange and um, gross.
And Mandy? wtf. I used to have a girl crush on Mandy, but what in the world?! If anything, she makes me feel way better about myself in these pics! Wow, Mandy. Maybe she's actually/finally doing drugs. I don't know, but gross to both.
49. Daniel - May 13, 2008 7:50 PM
I love ryan adams, but I agree that the guy needs a new look. At least (supposedly) he's off the drugs now--the guy (looks) like he's been through hell.
And to all the people talking shit about Ryan, you probably only listen to top 40 radio, thus never having heard any real/good music out there.
50. Onyx Blackman - May 13, 2008 7:58 PM
Dude looks like a cross between Andy Warhol and Rick Moranis, only gayer.
51. lambman - May 13, 2008 8:05 PM
she is way to cute for that pretentious shit stain
52. regan - May 13, 2008 8:54 PM
Regarding Daniel's (49) post, Ryan Adams has more talent in his albeit badly-colored hair than all of the useless jessicas, britneys, heidi&spencers, kardashians, etc. that we ALWAYS hear about and that do nothing really important. Talented people like him don't always need to be in the spotlight; they're confident in themselves and not super self-conscious and needing everyone's approval like most of the people pictured on this site. Take a minute and actually look him up and listen to his songs.
53. SSJPabs - May 13, 2008 10:39 PM
Wait, is Mandy Moore still famous?
54. hate you for no reason - May 13, 2008 11:39 PM
Good God- he's uglier than Amy Winehouse.
Oh, and nice pizza face, Mandy. Celebutards really need to get their ugliness under control before they leave their mansions.
55. AM - May 13, 2008 11:46 PM
Those are particularly unflattering photos. Ryan's actually really hot.
56. Me_You_Asshat - May 14, 2008 12:30 AM
Sooner or later she's gotta realize this motherfucker is nnaaaaaaaaaassssssssssstttttttyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy...
57. Megsn - May 14, 2008 12:39 AM
You guys are idiots. Ryan Adams is a genius. And anyways, they are only friends.
58. bosendorfer - May 14, 2008 12:45 AM
Golden Apple on Melrose?
Moore actually looks good in these few shots, however, the guy looks like the Phish hippie or some kind of proto-Andy Dick -- gross. "Musician," so cool....
59. drowningethan - May 14, 2008 3:56 AM
I love how most of you DBs don't even know the difference between Bryan Adams and Ryan Adams.
60. Sixty - May 14, 2008 7:33 AM
Well said 59!!
61. Chupacabra - May 14, 2008 9:47 AM
May I just say one thing... I feel like she "caught" those pimples from someone IN that store... just sayin....
nice boob grab, mah man...
62. Chauncey Gardner - May 14, 2008 10:33 AM
Ryan Adams is good, but I saw Jeff Tweedy and Nels Cline from Wilco use Mandy as a set of Chinese finger-cuffs.
63. Alli - May 14, 2008 11:01 AM
I thought she was with George St. Pierre
64. robotulism - May 14, 2008 3:17 PM
@57 megsn
Yeah, man, I always grab my friend's breasts in public. Thats how I know we're tight.
Maybe he is just showing other comic book nerds how it's done.
Wait, Batman is awesome, scratch that.
65. drowningethan - May 14, 2008 4:14 PM
Thats a great/disturbing mental picture #63
66. Werewolph - May 14, 2008 10:45 PM
yea that guy is totally gross... oh wait?? .....yeah- i dont care
67. becausethenight - May 14, 2008 10:58 PM
ryan is a really beautiful guy, these pictures do not do him justice. blond hair needs to go, ryan. this is the coolest guy she has dated.
68. Alan Smorse - May 15, 2008 12:48 AM
That is coolsville comics and collectebles Sunset Blvd. They always getting actors n actrecess and theirs boos.
69. Satan - May 15, 2008 2:46 PM
I love these stalker photos! It looks like they are from a movie. Awesome. I think they both look cool, so shoot me. Though, isnt she a bit young for him? Hmmmm, I'm just waiting for Ryan Adams to start dating Dakota Fanning. Mmm young.
70. susana - May 16, 2008 12:04 PM
i would pay good money to have him touch me like that.
71. DaveMan - May 24, 2008 3:03 AM
Say what you like about 'em haters, but he's one lucky lucky bastard. ;)
72. elise - May 29, 2008 5:02 PM
ryan is super hot
and genious