May 5 2008Lindsay Lohan on 'Ugly Betty' season finale

The prettiest alcoholic that ever got arrested.

Irregardless, I'd bite her titties.

Lindsey, we missed your beautiful cans.

.......first again all you Rap Guy's girlfriends.

woodhorse - you are a fucking loser.

and that is the ugliest dress i have ever laid eyes on.

I'd mash those suckers, add a little butter, and, if it's gonna be that kind of party, stick my dick in.

Why can't she do our show?? We'd ride her like Seattle Slew.

God, I admit it, i'm fucking obsessed with this tramp.
You all know, she would be incredible in the sack, especially when she gets back on blow

nice armpit hair.

I heart starchy tuber!

I'd ride her like Eight Belles...

Just kidding kids. You know I'm into things like kite flying, stalking, and meeting Mike in the bathroom. Mike? You ready to get buttered up?

Vuuurrrggg. it's lilo.

God GAWD this girl needs a stylist she looks like a white trash skank going to her prom. Shop at Walmart did Lo Blo? The top half of her dress is quite nice BUT the lower half is GHASTLY, hmmm just like her. The boobs are great, but the legs are fucking thick, oddly shaped and awful. As a leg fan I must give her a D for the legs (despicable) and a B for the boobs, they are big but a little saggy and the nippleage is very sub par; small, boring looking nipples. Her nose is horribly wide and has a nasty pointing dip. Her hair is horrid and looks awful against her complexion, speaking of which her skin is a hideous orange color peppered with feckless and zits pretending to be freckles and she seems to have a very small mouth which pleasure wise is not very helpful. So the bitch is a C class whore, nothing less, nothing more.

11 = fail

@2 Thanks troll, I was about to say the same thing..

WTF is wrong with her SKIN? She looks like if she had some skin disease or skin cancer. It looks fucking gross.

Yeah sweetie, I'll take a jack and coke~ make it a double. I'm on fire here at the roulette table.. put it all on red..

#13 - you're a chick, right? The only "straight" guys who would write something like that about a nympho posing with her boobs hanging out are the guys who wake up in the morning with a hangover and a sore asshole, saying "never again..."

Why does Lohan keep trying soooo hard to look tan and hide her natural gingerness? Doesn't she realize that she's not meant to be tan and that she looks disgusting when she tries to fake a tan? It doesn't work for you Lohan. The fake tanning products make you and your skin look like shit, and there's no way your skin will ever get tan by trying to tan sunbathing or on tanning beds, the only thing you'll manage to get is a serious skin cancer and a completely destroyed skin with your skin type. Won't this bitch ever learn and get some style and an idea of what works and doesn't work for her? Embrace your gingerness because there's no way you can get ride of it and try to make the best out of it.

GOD DAMN LOOK AT THEM TITTIES!!!!!

#16 Its called freckles you dumb fuck

I think if they made the movie Boogie Nights now, she'd be a shoe-in to play Rollergirl.. @17 good joke, but I disagree on the game. Lohan isn't classy enough for Roulette. This fucking celebutard has $2 table blackjack written all over her. I also think she's a Sloe Gin Fizz drinker.

bitch lookin' rough

Geeeeezzzzz....

to you long enough to steal this story....

Old news is Fish-News.

#18. YES I am a chick, but admire hot women and this bitch is a good pair of boobs on a nasty looking skank. If I were single and still interested in experimenting I'd do her, but only in a VERY VERY dark room, her skin is terrifying. Then again she likely glows in the dark which is even more terrifying.

I've been hit on by much hotter chicks than this skank so she doesn't impress me.

I really like the dress.............very trannylicious.........

I understand how trying out for the Dallas Cowboys would have appeal after her money flops, but they only take titties that point to the horizon and resemble overinflated basketballs.

Wow... nice....um... eyes...

Damn she has some nice tits!

Dude her tits look like flapjacks. She needs a bra....

She hit it off with America, huh? Next thing you know we'll be reading about the two of them bumping tacos. At least I hope so.

Lohan can really look good, believe me I know.

Ratings Ratings Ratings

Who gives a fuck about this whore?

She's only interesting when she is coked out and running people of the road.

Next.

"If I were single and still interested in experimenting I'd do her"

Lesbians don't count. Especially fence-sitters. We are all very unimpressed.

Jimbo, sucks when you have a troll who makes up words like 'irregardless.' Fucking idiots are a dime a dozen here. I am of the opinion that 85-85% of the entire population are complete idiots (in the clinical sense of the word).

This chick has got to be the oldest looking 22 year old on the planet. Weathered as fuck. Horrible. You think those tits sag now? Give her ten years and you'll be able to hide an entire large pizza under one of those bags.

man, her skin has seen WAY too much sun

she's got the complexion of an old lady that spent her whole life in the tanning bed

she really has the greatest rack in hollywood.

#35 - I could care less.

#29: Actually, for their size (large!) and for being natural, they stand up on their own pretty fucking spectacularly IMO. Awesome rack. Wow.

better as a red head and she needs to shave her pits!

If she's got all the Superficial lamers riled up, you know she's doing something right.

I wonder what she'd look like natural. No fake boobs, no fake hair color, no fake tan, and no fake lips. I bet she'd be even prettier. She is very pretty, but she's a train wreck and unfortunately I don't think her lips will ever be as cute as before she started having shit injected into them. They just never look the same after that. Same with the boobs.
I don't think women her age should EVER get implants. Why waste natural youthful beauty? It's a travesty!

#2 Jimbo...
"Irregardless"?
hahahahahaha
I betcha Lindsay writes gooder n you

Those boobs get lower every time I see her.

I think she looks lovely. I really hope for her sake she can keep it together and not fall off the wagon.

Nice to know that such a brilliant, accomplished actress is back on the top of her game! You show H-wood how it's done, Linds! It's just refreshing to know that in the tough showbiz game a performer of Lindsay's age can stave off the botox and age naturally. Only she can display that Forty can be beautiful!

This girl has to have the worst skin I have ever seen on someone who claims to be 22 years old. Does she have any idea what she's doing to herself? I can't imagine what she'll look like at 35.

Jesus, people.
Doesnt anyone know what fake tits look like? Hers are total fakes. You can always tell by what shape the sides keep when she's not wearing a bra - that photoshoot she did with the fucking clear sheets or whatever was a dead give away.

And fake tits never sag, which is good and bad. They hold out longer than real ones, but come 45 yr old age range, there's something really weird when a woman has a pair of tits like a 20 yr old and the rest of her looks like a wet paper bag
*cough* Ocean City, MD Summer 06' Days Inn Hotel Room

Huh? Oh. Nothing. I was masturbating and forgot what I was going to post.

I love this filthy fucking tramp.

I love this filthy fucking tramp.

I love this filthy fucking tramp.

Hey...I seen the bottom of her dress as silks on a jockey yesterday during the Kentucky Derby...?????

EWWW. ARM PIT HAIR!!!!! WTF!?!!!!?!?!?!?!? HOW COULD SHE FORGET TO SHAVE THEM!? EW EW EW!!!!!

God, doesnt she have a publicist that could tell her how to stand for a picture. With her hands on her hips she looks like a $2 whore down by the docks.

(pause)

god i want to hit that, HARD!!!

I am now willing to finally admit something that I never thought I would have the strenth to. One of my therpapists thinks I should bring this into the open.
Never mind.

DEACON - What what in the butt...........

She looks like a easily doable cock-in-tail waitress

I think she is trying to race past her mom in looks and skin condition, keep it up L, you're almost there

Nothing says sexy like a fuzzy chest and hairy pits.

She looks a lot older than she actually is. Maybe in the future she'll be one of those truck stop hookers you can purchase in the bathroom next to the condoms and egg salad sandwiches.

She's already got the looks for one.

Well, Ugly Betty is already a smash hit on TV that they really didn't need to include Lindsay Lohan on the season finale BUT since they have, the ratings will sky rocket.

Lindsay was born a star and still continues to shine in the rolls she has played, my personal favorite was Mean Girls. She did a great job through the entire set.

This will certainly be on my watch list. Good to see you cleaning up your act Lindsay. Your fans still support you! xoxo

Randal

Jimbo, you could care less, or you couldn't care less? One implies you actually care at least a little. Maybe it WAS you that said 'Irregardless" after all.

SERIOULSY! does no one else (besides p-daddy) notice the hair in her ARMPITS?!?!?!?!?!?!

SERIOULSY! does no one else (besides p-daddy) notice the hair in her ARMPITS?!?!?!?!?!?!

Seriously, WTF has Lindsay let men do to her boobs that they sag so badly in her early twenties?

Why does anyone think those saggy tits are fake? She needs a bra/tit tape/a new stylist.

I can't believe she still claims those things are real.

Good God, all the Lohan-i-skanks are all RATS!!! They ALL have the ugliest little rat fuck faces. You know those people that you think kinda smell bad? You know like Madonna and Tara Reid? Yup the Lo-Ho is one to me. Sour Puss.

I'm sure that the real reason she arrived on the set 45 minutes early was because she knew it would take the make-up people about an hour extra to make her look a lot younger and not look like a 40 year old cheerleader.

Holycrap she looks freaken hot in these pictures, how old are they? ;)

Damn girl! At least shave your pits before you leave the crack house.

Horse n boob show...that is comedy gold! #29, that's fuckin' hilarious. This horse was definitely rode hard and put away wet. Hi Ho Flapjacks, away!

watch the ratings plummit

I think she should actually grow out her pit hair and wrap it around her head.

oh and.

I guess they needed someone uglier to compete with Betty.

she's pretty worn out looking for a 22 yr old.....let's see if she lives to be 30

her skin looks like shit. she just needs to embrace the fact that she is irish and stop trying to fake tan....just be pale. she'd look a hell of alot better. her hair is SKANK nasty and fake....sick. and if you're going to have blonde hair, don't have dark brown eyebrows....what the hell.

She looks a little tired but I bet she is fun as hell around 2 a.m. - it is so American to be anti-body hair. If you ever pillage Euro women you will find it quite common - hang on though - LiLo is actually in America. Damn I love Cincko Demio - it's like St. Paddys Day with lime.

she poses the same way in every pic to make her boobs look perky in that dress. and in the 7th pic she looks like Carmen Electra. eh...

She tries so hard to look like mommy.
Blue eyes red hair freckles made her a million bucks. Now that girl is gone. Hate yourself some?
What idiot stylist shows the white breast skin right next to the weathered harridanlicious shoulder leather?

Is it just MY imagination or is there arm pit hair under that arm? EWWW!!!

GAH! She's gonna ruin my favorite show!

She looks older than me (I'm 41) Hoo boy someone better start taking some advice

Well, irregardlessly....why didn't I get trolled on this thread? I am relevant. I mean irrelevant..

Speaking of UGLY..
What an ugly dress she wears!!!!!

"I'm sure that the real reason she arrived on the set 45 minutes early was because she knew it would take the make-up people about an hour extra to make her look a lot younger and not look like a 40 year old cheerleader."

You're funny. =D

This is actually taken at the premiere of "Scarlet" that premiered at the Pacific Design Center last week. Turns out it was all a god damn publicity stunt for the new line of TVs from LG called Scarlet. Bah.

Don't mind the armpit hair, don't mind the dress, don't mind the freckles, don't mind the veins on her boobs, don't mind if I just did her in my mind.

Was it good for you Lins?

Seriously, the best and cleanest she's looked in a year.

LOL, she looks high as fuckkkkkkkk. I hate this bitch.

She looks old, and I'm pretty sure I see some hair on her armpits.

you guys a/actually you know but are mainy mean

so not that funny...

so we skipped the whole freckles
thing straight past
and...
they never

[shhh... ]

lucjy?

noticed ?

who we were ?

[what... they asked us to say that that

hey babes... : )
still fighting... we see : ))) ???

Those tits are fake.

If you remember, she lost a LOT of weight and her boobs. Now they're back. They're fake.

Period.

Has anyone decided if they like the left one or the right one better ????

I may go ........................... left one.

can we get them out ?

that would be good...

...etc...#

[what ?]

go ahead do it

wasnt us

shhhh

this girl exists 'cas....?