May 16 2008Laura Vandervoort's hotness fueled by Earth's yellow sun and, okay, the bikini

First ! and previous has a decent cameltoe

FIRST

not first

so close

so close

second

holy cankles!

I suppose it's technically possible for her ass to be flatter. Still, I stopped by IHOP this morning and saw some better-looking pancakes.

Fuck these nobodies! Gimme that hot ass Calvin Klein model from the Macy's ad's in a speedo. Or naked. Naked would be better.

I'm sorry, but that girl just looks way too in love with herself; she's not as hot as she seems to think she is... #8 is right; that is one FLAT pancake ass. And can you imagine being one of those "umbrella boys";standing there all day in the hot sun just so you can hold umbrellas over some snobs head. Thats just got to suck major ass.

So...I'm unfamiliar with these actresses, I assume this is for some Disney movie?

She has a nice tight body. She has stretch marks on her hips but I'll take stretch marks over cellulite any day!

Pig nose.

nice tramp stamp...

About goddamn time they got around to making a sequel to Into the Blue. So many unanswered questions and that huge clffhanger were left from the first movie..

but her body is so plain its almost a box the typical gringo type of body, she barely has an ass.

Ok, Kim. You win. Tell Fish to stop posting these pasty sticks. But you still have to take off that fucking wrap.

looks like that chick next to her in the pink bikini is farting on her thigh. Or at least it looks like it.

Not a fan and nothing else to say.

Randal

I don't think I've ever seen a flatter ass on a human being. Ever.

I've got Kryptonite...

In my pants.

I haven't been this turned on since I saw Miley Cyrus's bare shoulder.

p.s. Nice stretch marks. What was she before, an x-ray?

Oh wait, nevermind. Pink bikini has got her beat.

No shit. After all the Kim pics, this is kind of a let down.

Don't get me wrong. I'd still stick it in her pooper, But it wouldn't be much of a ride......

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sadie sadie sadie

Funny to see those cankles on an otherwise nice body.

Alright, so we get a skinny chick with no ass and people complain.

We've also had a couple thinner chicks with nice asses and people complain.

We get a curvy chick with an amazing ass and fantastic boobs and people complain.

I guess there's just no pleasing people, Fish. It's alright though man. There are still heterosexuals (who have in fact, had sex with a real vagina before) out there that enjoy the female body in it's many shapes and sizes. Just not very many come to this site. Unless that shape happens to be love handles and a hump on the neck, then we can all go without that.

I'm not sure I've ever seen a chick in my life that would live up to the standards of you uptight assholes.

Her ass is as flat as a ... cracker ...

#27

I hope you are not talking about Kim Kardaskank having an amazing ass because she has a wide big cellulite sagging ass and it only looks perky when she wears a girdle or photoshopped.

She is not fat so of course she is not going to have a big ass. If she was fat then she would have a big ass like Kim Kardaskank. You Americans are use to seeing fat asses so when you do not see a fat ass; you don't know what to think ha! ha!

#30

I agree. She has a sexy tight little ass.

#27 - jesse, dude, chill. You like the sloppy girls. Good for you, and good for them. No need to lash out at others.

dang! pink bikini *is* farting on blue bikini's thigh! LOL

she has no ass what-so-ever. The side shot of her ass is abysmal. The back shot is an illusion.

whats so hot about her, she looks like kate bosworth and sandra dee...TYPICAL AVERAGE and OVERRATED BLONDE!!!

her ass is perfect!! not flat you ghetto booty lovers

I'm with 16 and 35.
This doesn't deserve a post, hardly seems fish-worthy. Or is the site turning into some teenage bikini masturbation place?

Lame.

whats so wrong with flat asses? i think they're cute and make her look more thin. big asses usually mean more fat and cellulite...whats so hot about that?arent the guys supposed to have round muscular butts anyways? it looks better on them:)

10th pic.....pink bikini.....ohhhh yeahhh!
18th pic.......ohhh yeahhh!

Goddamn it - who wrote her a prescription for Noassitol???

37

I love round muscular butts on men and women! I don't like big butts on men or women.

I don't know who she is, but yes yes yes

@29

Or how about in Playboy, or in her sex tape?

@32

No.. I like GIRLS IN GENERAL. I don't find the need to pick apart every girl Fish posts on here to make me feel better about myself. Granted they're not all winners.. but jesus christ. You can't sit here and say it's not excessive. And seriously, where is all the bickering going to get you? Is he going to stop thinking they're hot and stop posting them? Are they going to go on this site, see what you said, and immediately try to find and achieve your level of perfection? You guys need to fucking get over yourselves and realize that no one in this world is perfect. Not to say my bickering will do any more than your's..

So I guess I'll shut up now. Have a fantastic weekend everybody!

most guys like girls that are curvy...not fat...and have bubblebutts. You know, like Britney in her prime. And I'm not just talking about black guys...most guys in general love them some bubblebutt...some shelf ass. Espc when it just pops out at you, but the rest of the body is really tight and fit. I was the bubblebutt queen back in my prime, and they all went crazy for it. Unfortunately now I look more like the present day Britney :( Damn you father time!

44-

Most males like females that maintain a good weight by eating right and exercising regularly. Curvy basically means fat in American terms. Basically men want a tight and fit body but bubble butts and shelf butts are a type of a fetish. Just like females want a fit and tight body on men.

Snarky ~ get thee to a gym, pronto lard ass.

#27

That's because people who come to this site don't get out enough, and making fun of people with great bodies makes us feel better about or own flabby, shapeless asses, which are that way because we sit in front of computers and waste time all day long.

To those of you who don't fit this category, I envy you.

You know my favorite part of this site? Randal drives people fucking stark raving mad- to the point that they try to imitate him, but nobody can. He's too good. Raise a glass to Randal... a very swell guy (see, I can't do it either). As for these girls, they are too young to make shit out of...

If you want to trash on someone's body, how about the guy in pic 4 with the scars on his stomach. But at least he doesn't look like a preening, stuck-up bitch.

Who is Randal? I don't see him in these pics..

i like the abs on the chick in blue in the background of pic 5.

Christ,

She has no butt!

#47

Working out regularly feels good and does the body good. I look forward to working out at the gym after work, going swimming on Saturday, and going body surfing on Sunday. I love the sunny California weather.

what's interesting.. is i came on and saw these pics, and as a girl, though oh man that's the kind of girl guys love! and then i look at the comments and it's like nope.. same for that audrian post below.

leads me to believe that the comments on the superficial do not reflect actual male reactions to women, since i am quite sure a girl like that would be checked out pretty much constantly at the beach :)

#52

She has a small butt for a small female. If you want a big butt then go look at some fat chicks at the fat chick site.

She has a nice body overall, but her ass is pretty flat. If she did some squats on a regular basis, she could fix that.

I wish my dick were that lollypop. Nice lips.

Under a red sun, she looks like Kim Kardashian

Under a red sun, she looks like Kim Kardashian
Need to paddle back to Krypton...

She's very fastidious - clearly she ironed her butt perfectly flat before she went out.

Billy Zane turned tranny in the last pic.

why does fish keep posting pics of random girls just because their in bikinis does not make them someone special

You're right, he shouldn't keep posting pics of random girls in bikinis. Rather he should post pics of yo mama in bukakes.

Isn't that the chick from Instant Star?

@38:

The problem with flat asses is that they are just not nice to look at. An ass has got to have some shape to it! A non-flat ass is not necessarily a huge booty a la Kim Kardashian. Take Kate Hudson for example - she's got a sweet, round ass that is neither huge or saggy - and the rest of her body is slim and fit.

WHAT HAPPENED TO HER BUTT?? WHERE DID IT GO??

There are plenty of asses between fat and completely flat. As General Tao says, Kate Hudson has a lovely tush. jennifer aniston has a great ass as well as Fergie who is fug but has a great body.

Asses come in a lot of sizes besides mini and major.

Binky: Well I was going to say something 'witty' here, for a change, but found out this woman with too many 'O's' in her name was a Canadian - so I decided to back off. No problems here. (Well ok other than the 'inside job' thing.)
(Canada is the only country ever to invade another country - but forgot the 'take over' part. PSST...these 'neighbours' are struggling right now - time to pull the pin invader guy/gals...if you know what I'm saying...etc) ....SSHHHHH...
And, in other news, for those of you keeping score at home just got a text from Knee Ya Ha Ha in Hong Kong - and both he and 'Frank' from 16th floor are ok.
He says :"Survived the earthquake. Beginning to think this ChungKing Mansions needs earthquake. 'Frank' ate all my popcorn."

@10- So true. You can tell from the expression on her face that she's way too into herself. She's just another skinny blonde chick in a bikini. She's definitely not as hot as she thinks she is.
And Fish, can you PLEASE post some news? This site is one that makes fun of celebrities, not one that posts bikini pics of nobodies. There are millions of sites for that. This is getting boring.

You have got to be shitting me.
The 'flaw' that you all decide to harp on is her flat butt!? FYI- if ya don't got one, ya don't got one. The rest of her body looks great. (Minus the naval ring and tattoo but I'll give her the benfit of the doubt on those.)
You guys have disappointed me today...

Gr8 analysis 'kitty_kat. (Oh.Are u ' Allcat' as well ?
Some, let's say 'viewers', may have been getting a bit bored as well....
But. Well. # 70 & #71 we all know you weren't expecting it. But ...
Inside job ?
Having any problems with free fall collapse speed through undamaged steel structure, the number of Canadians in the US entertainment industry, the stand-down of NORAD, that type of thing ?

Ooops. Last link didn't work.
(But I'm sure all you grads from 'University of Phoenix' -been there before, old news, inside job, quickly figured it out type thing...)
(Where's my ad cut Fish guy ?)

bottom line...ha! get it? i think when bodies are poportionate on women it looks good...she's petite and has a petite bottom:)

I agree, you boring sex-starved assholes just scrape the bottom of the barrel for the most minor flaw worse and worse each time. I could say "Hit a gym and get laid, virgins/envious fat women" and it would be a cliche but no more a cliche than any of you "witty" sad-sacks.

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I never knew that a flat ass could actually be droopy until I saw this (except on an 80 year old).

The white trash bullseye tattoo screams "I got a tat in 2005! Or was it 2006?"

I like the blue pattern. That and basic white, or basic back seem to be most flattering.
But in other news #74-77 - Inside job ?

We are fighting terrorists who are trying to destroy our noble ally Israel and take this country over and you guys are claiming that 911 was false?
Explain that one. How could it be so? Terrorists took over the planes and slammed them into the building and the caught fire and collapsed. Hussein was a dangerous man and needed to go and we got him out of there. We need to get that Persian guy also. Israel is not safe with him in power. He has to go. We need to get rid of Putin next.
Stand up for your country and Israel for a change.

Superflat ass, do not want. I mean c'mon. My ass looks better than hers, and I'm a dude.

This is a beautiful woman. Any male that would say something negative about these fine babes is ...flat out gay. Period. Shut up fags and go to a queer site.

basic b l* ack
Oopps.
Oh and # 80 - still having a few probs with the 'Dancing Israelis' and the guy getting his picture taken flicking his lighter in front of the burning ruins.
Maybe it's just me.
( Will try and find link.)

#27 Jesse
Thank you for saying exactly what I was thinking before clicking on the comments section. I'm pretty sure that you won't last around here though because you're too intelligent and secure.

Well. 'Frank' says it's probably in these links somewhere.
Once you figure it out - believe us - it' s hard to continually slow down for you 'slow learners.'
Oh. 'Frank' from 16th floor always used to say feel free to look up concepts like 'gravity' and 'resistance'. And I no argue with 'Frank' on that.
(Although he did eat all my popcorn.)

The Earth's sun is WHITE, not yellow. That is, perhaps, why snow is not piss-coloured in the winter time.

Sheesh.

Oh here it is -
"The FBI seized and developed their photos, one of which shows Sivan Kurzberg flicking a cigarette lighter in front of the smouldering ruins in an apparently celebratory gesture."
Like maybe round up 'GI Joe, Rambo, CIA black ops, Davey Crockett, and/or 'Dead Eye Dick' and bring in this guy for questioning America.
No can do ? What's that dance they're making you all do down there ? The Bird Dance ?
Kari-Ann : '0' Len Goodman : '0' Bruno : "negative 1'
Wake up - I don't think even the call in votes are going to save you here...(not that we get the show over here in Hong Kong.)

how the hell is her ass flat........... i love how you all pick about chick's body when you would never in your wildest dreams get a girl as hot as this

variety is the spice of life. round asses, flat asses, white girls, black girls, latinas, azns. big uns and little uns (that one's for the mwc fans).

remember, you fools: left hand doesn't count as variety.

appreciate someone who (i'm assuming) doesn't appear to have surgically altered her ass or chest to be different. natural is usually better. in this girl's case, it's all natural soy cakes. in kardashian's case, it's all natural roscoe's fried chicken and waffles.

So # 89-90. Gr8 Bikini - we all know...Nice gal.
However -we know you not expect this but -
Inside job ?
Any problems with free fall collapse speed through undamaged steel structure .. the guy flicking the lighter in front of the damaged ruins...that type of thing. ?
You leave now... ?
?

Oh here it is -
"The FBI seized and developed their photos, one of which shows Sivan Kurzberg flicking a cigarette lighter in front of the smouldering ruins in an apparently celebratory gesture."
Like maybe round up 'GI Joe, Rambo, CIA black ops, Davey Crockett, and/or 'Dead Eye Dick' and bring in this guy for questioning America.
No can do ? What's that dance they're making you all do down there ? The Bird Dance ?
Kari-Ann : '0' Len Goodman : '0' Bruno : "negative 1'
Wake up - I don't think even the call in votes are going to save you here...(not that we get the show over here in Hong Kong.)

Who is this cheap ass Michelle Williams lookalike...wheres Britney???

Welcome to the site 'tp'
And your point is ? Inside job ?

27 & 85; yeh, we're a bunch of petty little bastards, aren't we? But then, thats what this site is for; to make fun of celebrities and pick them apart. Its entertaining, fun, takes them off their royal perch & humanizes them too, and makes all us little people feel better....ahhh. I know, how pathetic...but it is called the superficial. Meanwhile, the longer I sit here in front of the computer, the flatter my ass gets too; sigh.

Wow. Thanks for putting all into perspective #95.
Oh, by way, inside job #95 ?
You leave now ? ...

Binky: Well I must say Knee - I peek in here once in a while and I think you and your friend 'Frank' ,from the 16th floor, are doing a good job on the 'inquisition'.
Like, no one ever expects it when you show up. ETC....
And no one ever answers back !!! Gr8 analogy summing up the conflicts - or lack thereof - occurring in today's society.
And to think, way back when, I used to hire this guy who merely summarized things in a concise readable form.
Cliff Notes : Blow me.

Someone should take a bicycle pump to her ass! She's got a flat!

I finally get this "inside job" thing.

I also realize that the real inside job may be the one who appears to be screening commentary for such.

Maybe everyone is from within except me.

Binky, the Israelis can dance all they want. This is their world and if some of them were in on the whole 911 thing they should be happy to see a fine plan well executed. The buildings came down on cue. The American dullard Goy were riled up like mindless ants fidgeting all over the place ready to bite the next thing straying into their nest.
The American forces destroyed the powerful Iraqi army. Maybe now some oil and mostly and more importantly good fresh mesopotamian drinking water can be piped down south one day. Man oh man can those geniuses make their deserts bloom (with lots and lots of good ole American money and blood paying for it all)!

The big question is how is this benefitting OUR country?

Flat Flat Flat

No ass and a tramp stamp tattoo. Common as dirt.

I am a woman and I would love to have her body. Her butt isn't drooping and everything else is tight. Her face I could do without, but I think her body is awesome. How can people say that it is a flat ass? I think the shape is great. What I wouldn't give to be twenty years younger.

her butt is sagging and as flat as could get. I'm so lucky to have an hour glass figure and a nice round butt for my boyfriend to get handfulls off.

9. Yes pleaseeeeeeeee!
Who the shit is this!?

if this chick had her ass up in the air in YOUR roomon YOUR bed RIGHT now.....everyone here would hit it

Wow, this site must be full of ugly fat losers, both male and female. This chick is shaped like a man, no ass, no hips, no boobs, no curves at all, she's like a fucking curvless stick and some of you think her body is nice? it's the anti-feminity! 12 year old boys have more curves than this chick. The only thing I can understand some chicks finding appealing is that she's skinny, but it's not sexy to be a skinny curveless stick. Her face is soooo average, and her body is UGLY. If anyone find this chick or her body impressive, you're sad, really sad, and you have really low standardards. Superfish, you should also rise your standards a little, you find ANYTHING in a bikini hot, and that's really pathetic, I can't wait for pictures of Kirsten Dunst in a bikini reaching the net and you posting them and claiming she's so hot. LMAO.
Now give us more Kim Kardashian (female perfection) and her jealous haters can fuck off and die in jealousy!

New rule. ONLY white men and women who are not gay are allowed to speak here from now on out? My vote.

just wondering, why is it that we always compare the "curveless" women to "12 year old boys" and not, say, 11 year olds? what is it about this magical digit? I am really just curious.

ps VOTE OBAMA
pps SAVE THE ENVIRONMENT
ppps BE KIND AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE

#107. Remove all the "FLAT"s, and that's what you are.

If she hit on you at a bar (even before you were drunk, though you undoubtedly always are), you would chat her up and try to get in her pants, and you'd enjoy it and brag about it and video tape it to whack off to later.

Yeah, she doesn't have anything like Jessica Alba or Angelina Jolie, but she's still hot in a bikini. Her ass is flatter than most "hotties" in magazines, but it does still have a nice tight shape to it. She shows some good "cheeky" action from behind, which is my favorite position to watch when a girl is in a bikini or underwear, not from the side.

I want to know who the girl is in the pink POLKA-DOT bikini, viewed only in shots 13-14 (with no face). As viewed from the side, she also has a flatter ass than the common FHM girl, but I like the curvature of her hips.

To me, a flat stomach and hip curves (and cheekiness from behind--difficutl to get with the curvier asses, though J-Lo had it in a couple of videos) are more important than having an ass that sticks way out. Take a look at the Brazilian Victoria's Secret models--AWESOME view from behind when those panties ride up, but from the side in undoctored photos, they don't stick out much.

90 percent of the photos you see have been doctored to the point of adjusting curves, lengthening legs, etc. -- it is not just done to remove blemishes any more, but to completely change the model's figure. Those of us who actually sleep with hot women and don't just wish we could, know what hot women look like in real life. This girl is not amazizng, but she's still hot.

#108

I'm totally with you on this chick: there is nothing more disturbing than a flat ass that can still managed to be droopy.

But Kardarshian being "female perfection"? She even has to cover and to have plastic surgeries on her ass because of the severe case of cellullite.

Standards, dude, standards.

she has the body of a little boy....flat ass, flat chest....no meat on her bones....haha whatever

Be honest:
HOW MANY WOMEN, do you think, ARE HOT IN BIKINI?
So many Sexy girls that if you want, you could walk the whole fucking day with a "LOADED PISTOL" in your trunks!!

stomach pooch ew

#111 muahahahahaha, you haven't slept with a hot woman in your life, heck, you probably haven't even seen one in person in your whole life. Just admit you're desperate and have low standards and that you find anything hot. Oh yeah, and just admit you're into FLAT ASS, you loser! You have no idea what a nice ass or a nice female body is, you just dig the flat pancake ass and you probably only have fucked ugly chicks with flat asses in your life and the saddest thing is that you thought you were fucking something hot or with a nice body, if you have fucked any at all, that's it. Get a taste!

She's not ugly but she's not much to write home about. Very skinny and boyish like figure, average face, and died blonde hair?

Big deal. I'd rather fuck my camels.

She should play the Ass-less Wonder, not Wonder Girl. Ick.

#111
wow 111, you suffer from a serious case of flat ass lovin'. Victoria's Secret's models have some of the worst asses ever, heck, they just are skinny, they don't even have nice bodies because they have no curves, so if you consider a skinny chick with no curves and a flat ass to have a nice body alright, but to me, a woman must have a curvy body with a nice ass in order to have a nice body. No flat ass for me, ever, please. You seem like you have no idea what a nice ass is. You're a flat ass lover, man! You probably have only fucked manly shaped chicks with no asses and you thought they had nice bodies? how... pathetic. You should learn what a hot woman with a nice body looks like.
I just have to sing you dat song,

I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that (not only black men know what a nice ass is)
She gotta pack much back
Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin'
to do with my selection.
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
You ain't it, Miss Thing!

haha

And #112, WTF you talkin about? Kim Kardashian is like the hottest woman in the world. Too jealous?

#103

Your ass must be concave.

Oh shut up, you are all just jealous. She is gorgeous and not a snob. She's awesome on Smallville. Watch her on her show before you start judging her you ignorant jerks.

She drivin a car with no goods in da back. I hate blondes. No bodys and sharp noses. Devil eyes no warmth. No warmth like a sister.
But I bet she like a brother in side tha Kootchay though. They all do. White boys aint got no dick. I had a white man before and it looked like a little pink baby rat. Nasty. Show some fine big ass and rack sistahs for a change.

im 100% posotive everyone on that comments on this site is either gay, into fat chicks, or is a fat piece of shit with nothing to do but pick out any imperfections possible. shes hot and if you wouldn hit it youre gay.

All women are fat. I hate them. This is a site for sweet folk such as me, you raging breeder. (Where's Randal?)

You're a towl.

perfect! it is very short penetration!

Thank GOD we get to see a bikini shot of a woman without goofy fake breasts.

She looks great. Sure the ass is a little flat, but let's face it, she is looking good.

Please, to the women, note that her small breasts look JUST FINE. In fact, if she had implants, they would look stupid.

Remember, do NOT wreck your bodies by getting breast implants. We guys like your bodies the way they are!

She has no muscle-tone and a droopy arse. Skinny sucks if there's no muscle tone. Gotta at least have enough to hold things up.

@125 - I think you missed the recent Neve Campbell post. She should be the poster child for breast enhancement. Yes, we like girls the way they are naturally, unless they need some help with their rack.

Nonetheless Laura's caboose is just fine. If she had bent over for the money shot this trivial discussion about her ass wouldn't even be an issue. Reason once again why women should bend over more often - it is very flattering for presenting their figure.

Now... if all women would simply quit resisting their natural urge to be with other women and start making out in public, then perhaps we could possibly move on as a species and cure horrific disease and end starvation. Hey - it's just one theory.

I have Cankles too! I'm a dancer though and they give me powa! Not sure it looks so great on an actress though =P

Really boring.
Got any interesting women ?

What is it about idiots who think that anyone who does not share their taste must be jealous or gay? Or, even more pathetic, that anyone who does not find cellulite ridden ass perfect must have low standards?

#117
Just because you originated from starving countries who think cellulite (read: fat) is the sign of wealth doesn't mean the rest of us have to agree. Please don't be upset - it's not our fault that our ancestors were much more fortunate than yours.

Everyone is entitled to his/her preferences, but if you want to argue about standards, sweetheart, ask men from different wealth categories who they think is the hottest woman? I can bet you that your "perfect" woman has the most votes among the lowest income.

now i know that only jealous fat chicks comment this site... big ass and tits because they are FAT yet hate on the skinny chicks ... so funny... anyone can have curves if theyre fat! dont be jealous... most guys would muchhhh rather have a skinny girl than a fat girl with "curves"

and for the guys..... just go look at freakydeak.com instead of complaining about the skinny chicks on this site that would probably give you a dirty look after you stare at them for too long

I think asses are fucking nasty to look at, stop taking pictures of them. Which sick fuck decided there was something even mildly attractive about asses? it neighbors the cornhole -barf-

Dude, this chick has no difference between her thighs, quads, and knees. What does that say? She has never been to a gym, and likely never walked up stairs. Total wanna be...she'll be stright to video, one and one...

I went to Karate with her like 10 years ago... who would have thought she'd be here now!

you go pixie! CNAKEL POWER UNTIE!

She's got a very nice body. I wish she didn't have the tramp stamp. When will women figure out the tramp stamps are ugly.

Say what? She has no ass, she has no tits. Unless you are 12, or just LIKE 12 year olds, I'm not seeing it.

Someone call the police. Somebody stole her ass. LOL.

Call the police. Somebody stole her ass. LOL

I agree that this bitch does not look unnatural. She does not have any muscles. What kind of man or woman does not have hypertrphied abs these days, and giant arm muscles with some sexy blue veins popping out of the skin. Or a giant ass hangout out.
I hate normal pretty women. I love them augmented! Fake tits, lips, nose, labia, muscles, submission chip in the brain.
You got one gram of fat? Outtda there!
Cuz we are all gay here!
Go boys, oooooooooohhhhhhhh!

A little too skinny and flat-assed for my taste.

Alright nice. Now this babe is smoking hot. Sleek and she's kept her natural titties instead of going for implants like all these dime a dozen hoes. And thanks for attributing what she's actually done rather than posting her as a random driveby name.

PS: Laura Vandervoort it's time to step up to this!

Each time I read this headline; I keep seeing: Lord Voldemort's hotness fueled...

small tight asses are cute too, see the girl in the green bikini.

but that ass isn't tight

it is an ugly flat saggy ass, and she has no tits.

To all you chubby chasers and fat hags: Laura Vandervoort's ass is not flat, it's got an excellent rounded shape. And it's refreshing to see an actress who's fine with her small tits. Implants suck, they all look the same.

PS: Laura Vandervoort holla Da Man will spank your cute little ass three times!

WTF are you retard haters talking about? She's not perfect, but she can hold her own. You dickwads that critique her looks couldn't get this girl to piss on you if you're sorry asses were on fire by the side of the road!

WTF are you retard haters talking about? She's not perfect, but she can hold her own. You dickwads that critique her looks couldn't get this girl to piss on you if you're sorry asses were on fire by the side of the road!

she got jewed out of a bigger bikini:)

Tramp stamp on a child - so cute.

#99 Oh. I don't think it IS benefiting us.
And, by the way, I'm not really a tattoo fan. But learned on this thread that 'tramp stamp' is better lingo than 'ass antlers'.
You never know what you'll discover at this dive.
(Half the time they look more like bruises than antlers anyway... etc)

wow. i can't believe you posters and your intelligence over this girl. and right on. only pastey unattractive white guys like girls like that, pignosed, flabby, no structure...esp if they have a tiny wenis.

cheers yall

--white girl with an ass

disclaimer: the wenis was invented by me around summer of 2006.

please make a note of that. thanks.

73.52% of the above posts contain the word "flat"

Is this a test ? I was almost ready to bring it up to 74 per.

Even my penis is bigger than her tits.

(overheard at a party for Prince Charles)

Binky,
I left you a post on the last thread. Hurry over for beer and excitement. I'm having a party. I'm not sure if it will be an outside deal or an INSIDE JOB?

Which link ? The one with the red stars ?
(And I hope it's ...not Bud Lite... not that I'm that choosy...)

Hey Ted give Bink a few shots and let us know what he talks about when he is drunk.

If her ass was the ocean circa 1492, Columbus would have sailed right off of the flat motherfucker...

#158 - Don't worry - it's just the usual crap when happy hour strikes.

She is very cute but her snotty expression is kind of annoying. She seems deeply in love with herself. She's hot but not as hot as she thinks she is.

who is her?

Meh. Boring. I noticed her stupid tattoo is crooked, these ass clown celebs really need to hop off the tattoo train.

Britney looks way better in a bikini, because at least Britney has an ass and has boobs, unlike this chick. It wouldn't hurt her to be shaped slightly like a woman. And her face, average. How impressive. Superfish, your standards are soooo low.

You people obviously don't get laid much or you don't interact with women in real life if you are going to criticize this chick. She is hot anyway you look at it. I know none of you can get a hot blonde like that, but that doesn't mean you have to hate on her for being one.

#130 what a fucking racist moron. Hadn't you realized you're the scum of Earth? you know, the ultimate worthless. If you care about value so much, you must go kill yourself now because yours is zero. Oh I get it, the reason why you care so much about -money- value is because money is the only thing you could possibly have, as you have nothing else. You're worthless as an individual, no one would ever want you or value you for other than the money you wish you owned. Poor little thing. Oh yeah, and just because your dick isn't long enough to reach to a womanly shaped woman's ass and you have no clue what a nice ass is because lets face it, it's not like you've seen much women in your life, much less been granted the pleasure of looking at one who's actually hot and with a nice body and looks how a woman is supposed to look like doesn't mean the rest of people in the world are clueless losers like yourself. And BTW, I'm sorry your ancestors were hungry and poor and dirty and diseased and had to immigrate out of their homeland looking for a better life in America only to breed worthless scum like you, but mines were rich and classy, thus the reason why I live in my homeland, my beautiful homeland of Rome. It's a sign of the poor loser wannabes to flaunt about their money and how they think they're better because they (wish they had) money trying to get some validation and trying to be liked and accepted and treated better because they're worthless as human beings in all aspects and no one values them for anything. Tell me what you flaunt about and I'll tell you what you lack. muahahahaha. Now bitch, get to see a real woman! A hot woman! one with a nice body! and learn that they exist, and that women have curves and aren't shaped like sticks, and that actually many women with curves and ASSES don't necessarily need to have cellulite at all, but don't forget that every female has some cellulite, more or less, but no one is free of that, just like men bald, women have cellulite, which has nothing to do with starvation, it has to do with human genetics.

#165, I don't get your point, I think it's the opposite. You don't get to see much women, so anything, even if it's average and manly-shaped, looks impressive and hot to you. Get out more

It's not only that she has no ass and no boobs and that her face is average, her ass is actually inverted, and her tummy is fat and prominent. It should be the opposite way.

#166 - I'm not sure I understand, can you explain a bit more?

#166

Just a very friendly advice: don't ever aspire to be a trial lawyer unless losing every case or making every jury fall asleep is your goal.

only a fucking faggot points out her cankles, which aren't really that bad. okay, she has cankles. she's a 9.9 instead of a 10.

seriously, stop being gay.

#171 - She's a 10... if the scale is 1 -1000. No you're right... she's a 9.9.

She's a beautiful woman . . .

. . . and #166 Loves The Cock . . .

She does have a flat droopy ass for someone so young. In response to one of the comments above every woman strives to have a round firm ass and flat asses are not attractive at all. If you have a firm round ass that doesn't mean your fat, it just means that you are lucky genetically and that you are most likely fit. I have to laugh hysterically when reading posts that infer that women are jealous or fat if they don't agree you. That is such an immature and infantile approach to attempting to argue your point. Anyhow, she has a supercute very feminine face but her body is very boring and lacking anything special.

WTF..... can't believe you... She's perfect.

Perfect ass, perfect body, perfect face, most perfect babe! C'mon.

Flat ass, no ass? who gives a fuck.. she is super hot.. and as long he doesn't have a fat ass,cellulite,, he is more than fine in fact he might be the hottest babe..

Similar to Montag -good upper body; not-so-good lower body.

You guys are all assholes. Everyone's giving Britney's fat ass support on her pictures in a bikini, but this chick is in very good shape. And she does have an ass and boobs. People, when you say flat, that means a flat surface you could set a plate on. This girl is cute.