May 27 2008Karina Smirnoff nipples Mario Lopez in the face, gets hurled in disgust

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He wouldn't know a nip even if it hit him in the face.

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She has a nice shape for her body type, but her bikini top does nothing for her figure. It is nice that she did not fall into the implant look. You will never see Kim Kardaskank playing in the water unless she covers her huge wide fat saggy cellulite butt because Kim knows she is nothing without her girdle and photoshop pictures.

Lol, what the hell was that all about? Whatever, it looked awkward and so not sexy.

he hates a nipple near his eye but he doesn't mind her front bottom wedged against his neck.
i love how in the fourth pic (of the thumbnails) he looks absolutely devastated like he's screaming in emotional agony and then in the next picture he's like "Never happened! Just a low-flying lady that's all! Lalala!"

Have no idea who either of these 2 people are but he is obviously gay if he has that look on his face when her nipple popped out.

#2 - you are a douche

Somehow I'm not aroused today

#1, #3 I can't stop freaking laughing! Crap that was some funny shit.

On another note, all you crackers need to keep voting for me so I can raise your taxes and redistribute your wealth to those too stupid and lazy to get a job.

Vote democrat! Millions on welfare depend on you.

I wished his shorts were more wet and see through.

@10 Shut the fuck up dude. You aren't funny, clever, or interesting. Or right, for that matter.

Great headline Fish!

Man, she looks even more manly without the makeup, how is that possible. Maybe Mario has a tranny fetish

#12 if your lucky we will run Universal Healthcare as well as we have run Social Security. How is that working for us?

#10

Clinton and Obama DO NOT PLAN ON RAISING TAXES for Americans making less than $200,000 per year. Clinton and Obama plan on raising taxes for the ELITE 3 PERCENT of Americans making $200,000 or more a year. People making less than 200,000 a year will get tax breaks from the democrats. If you vote Republican then you can bet your taxes will stay the same or increase while the elite 3 percent continue to get the best tax breaks. Whether or not the democrats add or eliminate programs; this will not increase your tax rate if you make less than $200,000 per year. Many Americans have the misunderstanding that the Republicans will eliminate programs and therefore it will make taxes go down for the 97 percent of Americans that do not make $200,000 or more a year and this is not true at all. The bottom line is vote Democrat if you make less than $200,000 per year. There are celebrities that vote democrat because they are not greedy and do not need the additional tax breaks.

Haha!!! All you suckers have to work today!!

And...I need to stop coming to this site, have you all noticed how much shit tries to download as you are typing your stupid worthless comments today? Is it just me or does this site have a freaking problem??

Where is this secret beach where the paparazzi kick back and wait for celebs to frolic by like bears at a stream waiting for salmon to hurl themselvs into the furry paws? And what cosmic forces are at work that allow large earrings and two thousand dollar sunglasses to be worn in the ocean like so much tanning lotion, where bikini tops are never quite tight enough and couples are "accidentally" outed?

And more importantly... are they hiring?

She wears really big earrings for swimming.

holy sh*t, the sixth pic is just pure ownage.

#15, yeah, we all know that people making more than $200k a year are evil, since most of them employ other people. I love how we punish those that are successful more than the rest at times. I mean, I do not love giving tax breaks to them, but I do not want to punish them more. That is just stupid. And so are Obama and HC for their lame approach. Now if you put that number up to $1 million, I would maybe listen.

Hey, #10 -- Don't worry; You folks living in trailer parks stroking your guns don't make over $200,000. But you will still get to cash all those welfare and social security checks that us heartless libs got for you. So go ahead, vote for President Liver Spots and his 'bomb-bomb-bomb Iran, I don't really understand the economy" platform. I'm sure he'll be happy to take away all that money we need to build the roads you drive on; and if you have kids, I'm sure he'll be happy to take them away too and ship them off to that 100 year war in Iraq.

btw, Karina Smirnoff is hot.

Both Clinton and Obama make more than $200,000 a year. You think they are going to rais taxes on themselves and the rest of Congress! not a chance in hell. How do you think they will pay for this universal healthcare? Borrow more money from China like George W? They are going to rais our taxes and eliminate all the tax breaks average Americans get.

The Dems said if we voted them into Congress in 06 they would get us out of Iraq. How is that working for us?

Ali Landry is way hotter. Too bad Mario got pwned over that failed marriage. What a clown.....

#22

Clinton and Obama are well aware that they will be giving themselves tax increases because they are Democrats and not greedy like the elite 3 percent of Americans that make $200,000 or more a year. People have the misunderstanding that Universal Health Care will cause a tax increase for the 97 pecent of Americans that make less than $200,00 per year WHICH IS NOT TRUE. The TAX INCREASES ARE FOR THE ELITE 3 PERCENT OF AMERICANS THAT MAKE $200,000 OR MORE PER YEAR and can afford the tax increases. The conservative media and Republicans enjoy confusing the Americans and sadly a lot of Americans believe the lies like you.

Geigh......

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You cock sucking Democrats are sooooo fucking stupid. You all must have govenment jobs because you don't know shit about how a small, medium, or large company is run. Keep fucking with what little industry that the US has not lost to the fucking gookers already and then see where the economy ends up.

Hey Barak YoMama, Nobody on this site gives a fuck! If we wanted to read about politics, it wouldn't be this site.
Go stand on a soap box somewhere else.

Quick, someone tell me why either one of these people is famous. Can't? Didnt think so.

Considering most of you aren't smart enough to have an intelligent conversation on politics let's keep this site strictly on making fun of celebs or celeb wanna bee's. Spouting generalities like Dems raise taxes and Republicans love guns just shows how retarded you are. Anyone with half a brain knows how badly our country has been run the last 7yrs and ANYTHING (including Jessica Simpson being elected President) is better than what we've had.

#20

You think making the rich elite pay more in taxes than the middle class and poor is unfair? You have been watching too much Fox Network news! Sure the rich employ people, but the people they employ help them make their huge profits. It appears that the middle class and poor are being punished for not making as much as the elite and therefor are paying more in taxes.

@26

We have another Fox News Network fan.

When they own the information; they can bend it all they want.

If that were a cock dangling down, ole Mario would have a big smile and his mouth open (salivating).

I like fox, too. Sorry Libs.
Oh and this clown is a fag - closing his eyes? WTF?

Not a fan of him but he IS ripped....as for her? I've never seen her,but going by these pics alone, I hope to high heaven she is better looking in clothes (or out) with hair and make-up done. She looks like an onery ass bitch-a-roonie...

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN. oh god.. soooo funny. funniest pictures ever.

Rockin' Obama is a celebrity. He is the new mesiah dont you know. The Dems can do no wrong.

On another note, if Mario was a real man (he is gay like most lib's) he wouldn't bother throwing her over his shoulder. He would be busy finger banging her under the water.

Geigh......

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I hate that tool; he seems so full of himself. All, oh look at me and my cute dimples and manly biceps. He's not as hot as he seems to think. He's on Dancing with the Stars, for cripes sake. Lame show with washed up lame-o's.

she has a huge mothereffing forehead.

To #19, my thoughts exactly. That entertained me way more than the nipple slip. I just about spit my coffee across my desk.

He looks good with a beard.

Lorenzo Lamas?

How did this turn political and I honestly thought Mario Lopez was gay. Not in a "eww... the Backstreet Boys are gay" way but a honest to goodness homo.

I want to put her entire body in my mouth.

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# 34, you are probably a fat girl.

Wow, Kennedy, guess the brain tumor is really messing up your thinking. Must have been there for a long long time.

Here is something that might be difficult for you to grasp:

The more money you make the more money you will save if the tax rate goes down. That being said, the top 5% of wage earners pay more then 50% of the US income tax already.

Take a look at who actually pays most of the taxes in the US while you are enjoying your dirt nap.

WTF is she doing with her nip in HIS face when she could have both nipples all over mine, easy. Jesus Christ, is that girl insane?

I lost an eye to a female nipple in the eye accident!! Now I wear a patch on my left eye, and close the right one when I see unexpected NIPPLE!!!!!!! MR. SLATER is just protecting his eye balls!

Mario has been doing too many shows on Animal Planet to appreciate a nice rack like that!

Regarding the political flaming - Greed is good. I deserve to keep every dime I earn. People need better educations to earn more money. All those poor fucks in manufacturing that lost their jobs need to go back to college even if that means getting loans. All those dumb fucks that overextended themselves on home loans knew damn well what they were doing.

Mario has been doing too many shows on Animal Planet to appreciate a nice rack like that!

Regarding the political flaming - Greed is good. I deserve to keep every dime I earn. People need better educations to earn more money. All those poor fucks in manufacturing that lost their jobs need to go back to college even if that means getting loans. All those dumb fucks that overextended themselves on home loans knew damn well what they were doing.

I think he's trying not to get water in his eyes...just a thought.

#1...be sure to tell your mom about this awesome accomplishment while she fondles you tonite.

I'm too busy stroking it to comment how gay Mario Lopez the wetback cocksucker is.

He's gay, right?

He's gay, right?

lol...he looks in pain :)

lol.. He looks in pain :-P

Hey look, pictures of a chick with her boobs popping out of her bikini and getting dumped on her face in the ocean!

You know what that makes me think of?!? Politics!!!

Seriously, what kind of fucking homos come to a celebrity site to post about politics? Fucking dweebs.

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rednecks and latinos decides who will be the next president. they went for bush the last time and they'll go for mcCain again. then they bitch about the gas prices and losing their jobs.

I'm just a bit curious. The Magazine HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP reported her profiles were found on the famous 30+ 40+ rich men seeking affairs site jseniormatch. c om last week and he was seeking her mature baby there now!

THIS ASSHOLE IS TREATED AS ONE!!

I BET THAT WAS NO ACCIDENT! SHE KNEW WHAT SHE WAS DOING, WANT TO GIVE THE DUDE A LITTLE SUCK!!!

#30 and others.....how did a pic of Karina's nipple turn into a political debate....now really....

and second....people making more than 200K/yr should not be taxed MORE OR LESS as ppl making less.....why would they??? Those ppl work really hard to get where they are and stay there....it is called going to school and having drive....many people don't have drive and therefore do not make that kind of money....not our problem.... the fact that there is poverty in the U.S is not the upper middle class' problem it's your governments.....I realize it is more complicated than that but really..... blaming the successful????

Wow - she's a lot uglier from the front...

Funny that #31 thinks it makes him look really intelligent to chime in on a stupid political debate by using John Mayer lyrics...this only shows how stupid you truly are. At least come up with your own thoughts for god's sake!

Can we stop the BS political debate now? I mean what more do you want...people who make more PAY more in taxes...as 33% of 200,000 is a whole hell of a lot more money than 33% of 100,000 or 50,000, and THOSE aren't even the real percentages!

Cute couple. But just saw his profile on a milllionaire&celeb datling silte called "W e a l t h y R o m a n c e. co m" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.

just do her Mario.

LOL this post makes me crack up.

First off 66% of americans make more then $100,000 a year.
42% of americans make more than $200,000 a year.
3% make more than a million a year.
The top 3% of wage earners pay 96% of all US taxes.

If you are making less than this you are spending too much time surfing the web and not enough time working.

Source: US census

Oh! and for the record you are mistaken if you think the democrats are going to take care of you. Democrats raise everybody's taxes then sell loopholes and subsidies to the highest bidders.
Example: the farm bill Bush tried to veto gives subsidies and tax breaks to the top 2% of wage earners those farmers making 2.5 million a year.
Also it guarantees they are paid the same for their product as they are now; so for example if the price of a bushel of corn falls to $3 from current $6.25 they are given BILLIONS in subsidies to make sure they are paid $6.25 a bushel.
Also puts huge tariffs on cheaper imported foods.
So our cost remains the same, and food prices will never be lower than they are today.
At the same time Nancy Pelosi canned a trade agreement with Columbia that would provide 150,000 union jobs for americans. These jobs will go to mexico or canada, again congress has screwed the working man in favor for political elites! and protectionism.
This is how we got into the Great Depression, trade protectionism and higher taxes something the democrats have promised us.

As a note, its nice that a hooter shot caused such an upwelling of important political discussion. maybe there is hope for us yet.
Oh and whatever happened to Vanessa Minillo?

Vanessa Mawhatever is dating Nick LaDouche, I believe.

I am stealing the picture where he dumps her into the water, it looks absolutely crazy.

I never post comments unless it's nippletalk! Yep, I'm one of the biggest nippleholics and my favorite meal is celebrity nipple dish. But fuck! What's all this political rambling about.!?!!!! Karina has nice pointers but might as well go gay herself or dump that prick. I heard he turned down a Playgirl invite....LOL What's he got to hide? Haha She on the other hand after the dancing is over should consider resizing her knockers to a more appealing complete figure. Sometimes you do get some hot material on this site. But man,, you are all losing out by leaving out the bare essentials. The hell with politics. You are sistracting the entire topic and nipple talk is a whole category of it's own. Nipple slips provoke the stupidest comments. And most men and women just don't know how to react to titstology! They act like they've never had a great pair of jugglesrs in their face. And when they do see it on the net they flip out and talk irrelevant shit. How pathetic. Enjoy the freedom of bra dropping as if you were a hippie in the 70's. Man, pretty soon if you don't behave children you won't have anything to see. So just enjoy what we get. These sites pay millions for us to make pathetic comments on tits. Praise them, tease them, enjoy them, sing them and let them ring! Give us more.

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