Jessica Biel & Justin Timberlake engaged?! I'll kill him!

Winnar!

So he likes being slapped around?

The only reason I can guess as to why these women date this tool is they've never heard him try to sing.

Does he have a huge dingus too?

Fckn Jessica...He looked HAPPIER with Cameron Diaz

Biel isn't THAT hot, this russian chick is way hotter http://digitalfuntown.squarespace.com/dft-blog/2008/5/16/dft-news-episode-4.html

Justin is the world's most overrated douchenozzle.

Why has the world forgiven him for NSYNC?

seriously....She's f#cking hot. I'd like to like her ass.

And, as much as i hate to say it....the dude IS a pimp. Gotta give respect where respect is due.

Now, back to more important things like Jessica's ass. Wow, love to lick it clean

NO JUSTIN...

GO BACK TO BRITNEY!

I thought he was fucking Doogie Howser.

huh......

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If that dress was slit up a little further you could see her penis. Biel is absolutely a she-male.

i wonder how miss diaz feels now that she is all old and well old, talk about crows feet.
nothing like getting married once u found out u have knocked some chick up
prenup bitch prenup

In a related story, the Sizzler Restaurant franchise located in Rockaway, NJ is pleased to announce an expanded salad and the promotion of Mr. Joseph Fattone to Evening Manager..

#5 She'd look happier with Cameron Diaz.
I guess they have that in common.

Married?

Why the fuck would any guy this famous and this wealthy get married? He can stick his filthy penis in any new hole he cares to every hour on the hour for the rest of his life, but no! He wants to marry this screaming hot piece of ass.

Well, Mr. Timberlake, go right ahead and get married. You will learn what millions of other men already know - no matter how hot the piece of ass is there is some guy somewhere that is horribly, terribly tired of fucking it.

Thank you.

So a gay guy got a lesbian pregnant...and liberals think there's no damage being done to society by the homosexual agenda.

wtf!??! i think we need to have a timberlake circle kick. time to break out the doc martins out of the closet. hmmm.. maybe i should clean off the blood from when i found out that joe pesci was banging nikki cox. of course after what she looks like now, i feel kinda silly. sorry joe.

I don't understand how fucking Justin in the ass with a strapon got Jessica pregnant.

Thats how I get men. My birthcontrol is my ass

She has a killer bod, but a face of a horse.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Great ass, but super harsh manly face. (Jessica, not Justin, btw.) But maybe they ARE compatible - it's difficult to maintain an erection if the girl with the strapon is very soft and feminine. I hear.

Justin could do so much better. Jessica is so boring.

if she suit him i'm ok

So he is getting married to tap the ass?

I never thought Jessica was hot. Furthermore, JT is NOT hot. He's a rodent. They should be very happy together. Cameron "Joker Face" Diaz must be so pissed, she got passed up for Mr. Ed.

I still want him and Britney together.. or at least him and Cameron for a second choice! Do you think Cameron and Justin would be together if she wasn't anti-marriage?

Britney, in her prime before the kids and depression, and Cameron, are both WAY hotter than Jessi Biel. And they both have adorable and lovable personalities (again - before babies & depression with Britney). Jessica Biel's attractiveness is just a result of working out..you can see how naturally huge she would be and will be when she stops. Ya gotta think of what they'll look like when they're 40! And if their personality will make up for it enough to want to be married to them. Biel's is non existent!

#15 you better believe it goes both ways. Guys are just a piece of meat - and hot guys are the worst in bed.

Fearsarewishes:

I wanna have some beers with you. You definitely know what you're talking about.

Jessica Biel is pretty damn good looking, but she must be "butch" to go for this fairy boy Justin. She couldn't deal with a real man like Derek Jeter, who no doubt was the only person in that relationship who inserted anything into the other person. But Justin surely loves getting fingered and boned in the ass. Jessica definitely wears the pants in that reltationship.

#30

No, it doesn't go both ways.

That is because most (NOT ALL) women are interested in men for three reasons:

1) A meal ticket

2) The want babies and think that they need a man around for "family and guidance" and other bullshit like that.

3) See rule #1

Women don't care who they fuck. I know, because I have fucked hundreds of 'em and I wouldn't give myself the time of day.

Thank you.

Fearsarewishes - I think what you are saying is sad but true. =( But I do think it goes both ways to a lesser extent, dependent on the female As a female in love and with the same guy for 3 years now, I feel less and less interested in having the sex him with and more interested in a night on the couch watching House together.

#33 You're absolutely fucking right. And that is how it should be, because if we didn't care about money then your offspring would be dying on the streets. So fucking grow a pair and go reconcile with your mom because you obviously had issues with her you whiny bastard.

Holy crap. I meant #15 was correct, NOT comment # 33 by the same dude. I do not feel this way at all - and hopefully not MOST females feel that way, as that is pretty embarrassing to my gender. OR..I am just exceptional.

#35

You stupid cunt, most people are aware of how children come to be.

Don't have any if you can't pay for them yourself and don't rely on some guy to pay for the ones you were too selfish to have on your own.

And Sweetie, I'm not whining. All I said was fucking the same piece of ass day in and day out gets old.

Relax--it'll be the first of the month soon and yo' check be in the box, yo!

#37 Oh shut up fearsarewishes. You're just another male slut. You think you have all woman figured out. Hate to break it to you brainless, but not all women are out for a meal ticket or to have kids. A lot of us make our own money these days and believe it or not, a lot of us now make more money than men! Can you handle that? Let me guess - you're in construction. LOL

Regarding kids:
Here's what you said "don't have any if you can't pay for them yourself" what an ignorant comment - considering it takes two to make a baby! What a poor excuse you are. That's seriously one of the most stupidest things I've ever heard a guy utter. Where the hell have you been hanging out?

Go back to your rock and keep jacking off because you're so sick of the "same piece of ass"...this coming from a tool who said he wouldn't give himself the time of day. What a loser!

#38

More than 50% of marriages end in divorce and it's mom left holding the bag when daddy stops paying his half. And you think I'm stupid for saying not to have kids if you can't pay for them yourself? That sort of logic make me question if you have the wits to command an income that could pay for children.

I did make it clear that many, not all, women fall ito your category. Perhaps, it is poor reading comprehension that is holding back your career.

By the way, construction work pays better than waitress and has paid for many an Ivy League education. If you had my money, you could burn yours.

And no, I am not in construction.

Thanks for playing. BTW--in case you were not informed--I do hope that you learn to not take anything you read on this site seriously.

come on now, The Sun? that rag is full of shit.

biel's a horseyface. yes, i typed "horsey."

The think the truth has blindsided darya like a motherfucker, and she ain't likin' it too much.

Go cry to your Daddy, darya. He'll wipe away your tears.

#39 so let me get this straight: You say moms are left holding the bag because the dad deserts them. In your world, women should expect this from the get-go and make sure they make enough to cover when the man leaves? The man leaves and doesn't take any responsibility for his children, but the women are SELFISH for having had them in the first place. WOW. Nice to know you have loyalty to your gender. You pretty much proved how useless you men are.

Sorry, I'm not a waitress. And my career is doing fine. You have no clue what I do for a living or how much money I have. It's okay, keep telling yourself "you're the man!"

This is fun. Thanks for the entertainment.

Face it ladies,

feararewishes is hitting the nail right on the head. A women's first love is money. Deny it all you want, spit all the venom you can, but you know it's true. You just hate to admit it.

#43 - are you a woman? how do you really know? Please.

Getting back to the topic at hand...congrats to JT and JB!

Exactly. Now you understand.

However, this bit about being "loyal to my gender" and proving how "useless you men are" does tell us all we need to know about your insight and judgement regarding the concept of humans as individuals.

Substitute "men" for "coons" and things will go well for you at your next Klan meeting.

If this is the best you can do, then I am through with you. By the way, the guy that is fucking you now is bored to tears and considers it a chore.

Thank you!

LOL! Riiiiight....As if you knew.

Klan huh? That's a new one, considering I'm not white! You're really reaching there. That's what simple minds do.

Goodbye! Say hello to your dad - you know the one that abandoned you when you were little so your "selfish slut" mom could hold the bag. He really taught you well.

I always tried to ask all things about about this person.
People say it is a member of a celeb club
*** c e l e b m i n g l e . c o m ***
I came there and met my rich bf.
It's a place to meet the rich/celebrity.

PLEASE common sense:

If you disagree about money being a woman's first love.......you're LYING through your teeth. A woman will take a wealthy asshole over a moderately successful nice guy any day of the week. Stop denying it and face the facts.

a dick is my first love. okay, I'm admitting it. I'm really a woman but had so much fun fighting with you all!

come on, ball buster is right. It's absolutely foolish to suggest women should have kids and raise them alone because" the man will leave". And somehow that behaviour is okay? Really, you call yourself a man? You're an embarrassement to the rest of us.

#48 - what's wrong with you? Why so bitter? Were you dumped recently?
Your attitude will get you really far with the ladies. I'm not facing anything other than the fact that you're a complete asshole. Go get some help - there's pills out there that can help you, you tool.

This has been a great read. We've got fearsarewishes, who believes that "real men" leave their children behind, anonymous who is bitter because all women love money more than him, common sense who's handing out meds, and ball buster who sounds like she'll do exactly that.

All of this has nothing to do with the topic at hand. But, this, my friends, is what the Internet is all about!

It is not true. His blog and photos were found at wealthy men for beautiful women personals site "W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m" last week. It is said he is dating a yougn beauty on that site now.

#48

Hmm... Why is it that all guys I know who are short and ugly said the same thing you did? And those who are tall and good looking (and even poor) never did?

Dude, stop denying that the reason women don't want you is NOT because you're not rich enough: it's simply because they find you repulsive, physically and mentally.

Just face the facts and move on. And stop bitching on a gossip site. There is nothing that turns off women more than a short, ugly, whining, male bitch.

That queer is so unworthy of her.

Nice BEARD, Jessica...as in...lets face it; you're a lesbian. The question is, is Jessica Justin's beard??? Or is he straight? I can't tell.

#48 & 49 - Obviously you guys have a hard time seeing your johnsons. And you don't have much money. And your pick up lines fail when the recipient is anything less than legally blind. And you cling to guns and religion out of bitterness.

Aw common sense......truth can be a very bitter pill to swallow at times......

HE DEFINITELY IS A FAGGOT!!
Look how they're holding hands.
He wants us to believe that he's a HETERO.
You don't fool me, YOU FAGGOT!!

jessica is pregnant?
OH MY GOSH!!!
are they getting married??
is that real??

#58

You sound just like those ugly, fat bitches who keep whining and complaining about every single thing. Yet they keep saying that the reason they can't get a man is because their high education intimidates them, when other women with their MS degrees have no problems getting marriage proposals.

Seriously, why can't you just accept the fact that women don't want you simply because you're short, ugly and boring? Why don't you look around you and see if there is any tall, handsome (even poor) guy who can't get a hot woman?

"...truth can be a very bitter pill to swallow at times..."

Wow #61......you wouldn't be so angry if a nerve hadn't been struck.

#62

Didn't you know that verbal diarrhea or a broken tape can't possibly hit a nerve?

I apologize for being so insensitive: I didn't realize that the reason you're poor is because of your 2-digit IQ and unoriginality. I was giving you the benefit of the doubt that you might be just a lazy bum. I was raised not to make fun of people who are handicapped, especially mentally. So please forgive me.

No wonder you can't have sex with a girl and therefore has to resort to bitching on a gossip site. Please, sweetie, it is already difficult for women to be around someone whose body and breath stink. So when you add shortiness, ugliness, idiocy and unoriginality, it is really killing us. At least if you had some money you could help us go to a therapy after a brief date with you.

wow, biel looks like a man, they do NOT match main. &justin, GO BACK TO BRITNEY, she realllllly need you.

JUSTIN was way better with britney spears.
they are way better than him and jessica
GET BACK WITH BRITNEY !

JUSTIN was way better with britney spears.
they are way better than him and jessica
GET BACK WITH BRITNEY !

JUSTIN was way better with britney spears.
they are way better than him and jessica
GET BACK WITH BRITNEY !

OMJ! Y didnt he wait 4 me!! Justin T i LOVE you SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! much! Dnt get married jusss yet!! i LOVE U XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXxxx

OMJ! Y didnt he wait 4 me!! Justin T i LOVE you SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! much! Dnt get married jusss yet!! i LOVE U XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXxxx

All of ya need to get a life and stop worring about other peoples lives.

All of ya need to get a life and stop worring about other peoples lives.

All of ya need to get a life and stop worring about other peoples lives.

Ewww gross he's marrying the horseface. He doesn't look that happy to me. He's probably marrying her for the wrong reasons. Britney and Cameron were both better looking than this chick.

Ewww gross he's marrying the horseface. He doesn't look that happy to me. He's probably marrying her for the wrong reasons. Britney and Cameron were both better looking than this chick.

Justin can have a friend, partner, girlfriend or he can be GAY and I wouln't care... But getting married? The only way to see his name with the word married in a sentence is in my f***ing nightmares.
O.K

damn justin timberlake what are you thanking your fckin hot you could do better than that and you know that